Current Events > Drunk fat man pulls himself over next to cops, asks if they want to arrest him.

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UnfairRepresent
05/04/17 8:19:17 PM
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Eric H. Smallwood, 43, parked his vehicle behind an officer with the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation in Vero Beach and asked him “if he wanted to make an arrest,” the Sebastian Daily reported.

Police said Smallwood told the officer “I’m drunk,” and then agreed to field sobriety tasks and a breath test, according to the Sebastian Daily.

Smallwood’s test results showed his blood-alcohol level was .241 on the lowest of his three tests, which is three times the legal limit for driving in Florida, the Sebastian Daily reported.

He was charged with DUI.


Full Article: http://www.fox25boston.com/news/trending-now/drunken-florida-man-pulls-himself-over-asks-to-be-arrested/519305339

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What guy is smart enough to realize he's drunk and so driving is dangerous and he should be arrested for doing it... But yet stupid enough to then knowing that drive drunk then pull over and arrest himself for doing it?

You'd think if he was that aware, he'd get a taxi.
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LightningAce11
05/04/17 8:20:55 PM
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This man punished himself for doing something illegal. That's something you don't see everyday.
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Vyrulisse
05/04/17 8:21:17 PM
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I4NRulez
05/04/17 8:21:35 PM
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i honestly dont get why in the age of lyft and uber people still drive to bars. When i go downtown its like 10-20 bucks to park depending on the day. Its a 5-6 dollar uber drive
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Monday
05/04/17 8:30:31 PM
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Huh, well, I guess he should at least be shown some leniency for his honesty.

Still, there were so many other ways he could have avoided this problem.
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UnfairRepresent
05/04/17 8:42:34 PM
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I4NRulez posted...
i honestly dont get why in the age of lyft and uber people still drive to bars. When i go downtown its like 10-20 bucks to park depending on the day. Its a 5-6 dollar uber drive

You're assuming everyone goes to bars from there home
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ehhwhatever
05/04/17 8:44:16 PM
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lonely man
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DoctorPiranha3
05/04/17 8:45:10 PM
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LightningAce11 posted...
This man punished himself for doing something illegal. That's something you don't see everyday.

Indeed. Wonder if he's a masochist, lol
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MJ_Max
05/04/17 8:45:24 PM
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He probably felt guilty.
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