Poll of the Day > a frog snuck into my apartment.

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Nade Duck
05/05/17 10:29:51 PM
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little guy has been crawling all over my walls and blinds for the past couple hours and i don't have the heart to put him out in the cold. he just jumped from the corner of my ceiling straight into my trash can and freaked me the fuck out a little bit ago. i guess that's his home now.

seriously don't most people just get like ants or whatever
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RCtheWSBC
05/05/17 10:31:20 PM
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I want pics
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Nade Duck
05/05/17 10:31:20 PM
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i looked away for a minute and now there's a frog on the opposite side of the room and i legit don't know if it's the same one or not, fuck
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DorkLink
05/05/17 10:32:09 PM
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That's an odd name. I'd have called it a chazzwazzer
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Lokarin
05/05/17 10:35:09 PM
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Awww, I liek frogs
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Mead
05/05/17 10:36:23 PM
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I don't think I've ever seen a frog sneak
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Nade Duck
05/05/17 10:47:16 PM
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i left the room to plug in my phone and he followed me. this random fuckin frog officially likes me more than most people.

RCtheWSBC posted...
I want pics

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(no, i didn't move it for any of those. this thing has literally been through more of my apartment than i have at this point)
(no sunny, i don't care that my diet is horrible, shaddup)

DorkLink posted...
That's an odd name. I'd have called it a chazzwazzer

<3
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Nade Duck
05/05/17 10:47:54 PM
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and then i lost track of it. this is going to end badly.
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Lokarin
05/05/17 10:48:25 PM
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Cute.
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RCtheWSBC
05/05/17 10:48:32 PM
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Bruh you got a free pet, make this work
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Nade Duck
05/05/17 11:02:05 PM
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it jumped off somewhere.

this isn't like a mold issue somehow or something, is it? i guess i'm okay with it chilling here for a night, but like this seems kinda weird as fuck.
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aHappySacka
05/05/17 11:05:53 PM
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What a nice froggo.
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snacktimeguy
05/05/17 11:14:28 PM
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Befriend him so he can get rid of spiders for you.
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Mead
05/05/17 11:20:00 PM
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Aw its a cute frog

Edit: If you decide you want the thing to stay alive you should probably put some water out on a plate or in a dish or something, the things dry out indoors
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Sensual_T_Rex
05/05/17 11:26:32 PM
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Um that's an Africanized poison dart frog. DON'T TOUCH IT!!! Call animal control before it kills you.
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Nade Duck
05/05/17 11:30:46 PM
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Mead posted...
Aw its a cute frog

Edit: If you decide you want the thing to stay alive you should probably put some water out on a plate or in a dish or something, the things dry out indoors

Good idea.
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slacker03150
05/05/17 11:32:11 PM
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Woot free pets!
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jamieyello3
05/06/17 4:48:03 AM
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This is a sneaking mission, frog. All weapons are obtained on site. Don't expect official backup.
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KogaSteelfang
05/06/17 5:43:31 AM
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Nade Duck posted...
this random f***in frog officially likes me more than most people.

I like you. You're a pretty cool guy.
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OneTimeBen
05/06/17 5:55:19 AM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
Bruh you got a free pet, make this work

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VeeVees
05/06/17 5:57:08 AM
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frog legs for dinner
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magemaximus
05/06/17 6:58:50 AM
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VeeVees posted...
frog legs for dinner

:o
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Miroku_of_Nite1
05/06/17 7:21:17 AM
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Nade Duck posted...
little guy has been crawling all over my walls and blinds for the past couple hours and i don't have the heart to put him out in the cold. he just jumped from the corner of my ceiling straight into my trash can and freaked me the fuck out a little bit ago. i guess that's his home now.

seriously don't most people just get like ants or whatever


Its a message from Kek.
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LeetCheet
05/06/17 9:35:03 AM
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Does it make any noises?
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Blighboy
05/06/17 9:38:15 AM
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Ferarri619
05/06/17 10:34:32 AM
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Sensual_T_Rex posted...
Um that's an Africanized poison dart frog. DON'T TOUCH IT!!! Call animal control before it kills you.


At first I thought you were joking, but

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poison_dart_frog

O_o
So TC is in trouble
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Miroku_of_Nite1
05/06/17 10:53:50 AM
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Ferarri619 posted...
Sensual_T_Rex posted...
Um that's an Africanized poison dart frog. DON'T TOUCH IT!!! Call animal control before it kills you.


At first I thought you were joking, but

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poison_dart_frog

O_o
So TC is in trouble


He could try licking it. Some toads are psychoactive.
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LeetCheet
05/06/17 12:07:38 PM
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Oh shit, apparently the frog only came to your home just to kill you D:
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samuricex
05/06/17 1:24:37 PM
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Frogs have survived out in the cold long before you were here and they'll continue to survive the cold long after you're gone.

TL;DR - Toss him outside!
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MICHALECOLE
05/06/17 1:32:43 PM
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Nade Frog
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Nade Duck
05/06/17 6:56:55 PM
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samuricex posted...
Frogs have survived out in the cold long before you were here and they'll continue to survive the cold long after you're gone.

TL;DR - Toss him outside!

but i liek him
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AdrammeIech
05/06/17 7:01:32 PM
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That's awesome! What are you naming him?
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MICHALECOLE
05/06/17 7:04:03 PM
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AdrammeIech posted...
That's awesome! What are you naming him?

He already said he's going to name him fuck stick
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AdrammeIech
05/06/17 7:10:07 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
AdrammeIech posted...
That's awesome! What are you naming him?

He already said he's going to name him fuck stick

I would have preferred Winston.
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Bugmeat
05/06/17 7:13:00 PM
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Kiss it. Maybe you'll finally get your prince. Why else would this frog be following you around?

KogaSteelfang posted...
Nade Duck posted...
this random f***in frog officially likes me more than most people.

I like you. You're a pretty cool guy.

Apparently not enough for you to sneak into his home and hang out on the walls like the frog did.
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Ogurisama
05/06/17 7:19:12 PM
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Krow_Incarnate
05/06/17 7:21:26 PM
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Don't you live in Ohio? o.0'

I didn't even know there were frogs there and I lived there most of my life.
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