Current Events > $100 billion but you must pick one.

(+) Yeah! (+)

1. You are now immortal but you now have the body of a 4 year old, forever

2. You randomly change genders and orientation, at the worst possible time.

3. Every knows who you are, and they will beg for money

Would you take the money, and which one will you take?
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Hm. 3 appears to be the easy choice, but probably could lead to something murdering you. I lean towards 2, but I don't know what would constitute the worst possible time. Guess I will have to go with 1.

I'll go with 3. I'm an introverted person anyway so it's not like I'll go out into public often enough for it to be worth taking the other two.

The X Dawg posted...

Hm. 3 appears to be the easy choice, but probably could lead to something murdering you. I lean towards 2, but I don't know what would constitute the worst possible time. Guess I will have to go with 1.

I imagine "worst possible time" to be things like if you had to present something, or you're having sex, or getting married.

With the first, I wouldn't be able to do anything.
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3

I don't want to be 4

And I don't want to switch genders
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Yeah 3 is by far the easiest to deal with.
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3

Idgaf if people are begging for my money when im living on my own island
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3, people can just do whatever I bid of them if they want to see a single penny from me and they will all know that ahead of time.
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I dont think people are seeing the benefits of 1.
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3. I can just buy my own private island and hire my own private army to protect me. Or I could build a Death Star. It works out either way
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Alakazamtrainer posted...

3. Every knows who you are, and they will beg for money

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1. would be shit.

2. is going to be bullshit that can likely be suppressed with medication. Attack Helicopter would be cool to be for a while though.

3. build a fucking big wall round your home and hire people to shoot anyone that try to get over it.
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Alakazamtrainer posted...

I dont think people are seeing the benefits of 1.

You can't die, and you're a child forever. Neither is a good thing.
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Hicks233 posted...

3. build a fucking big wall round your home and hire people to shoot anyone that try to get over it.

With $100 billion a wall is small potatoes. Think more like buy an entire city and do whatever the hell you want with it.
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3 is fine if it doesn't go beyond just begging. If there are people crawling on my house at all times, or trying to hurt me that might be a problem. I'd take 2 in that case. I could probably get away with little to no human interaction where it wouldn't matter much.
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Electrokinesis posted...

Alakazamtrainer posted...

I dont think people are seeing the benefits of 1.

You can't die, and you're a child forever. Neither is a good thing.

You have complete privacy, noone knows this you have money. Your only physically 4, so you retain your wisdom through the years and knowledge. So theres definatly some real positives
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If I pick one can I still do normal things in life
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

If I pick one can I still do normal things in life

Yes... Though most people see you as a 4yo child
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Letron_James posted...

3

Idgaf if people are begging for my money when im living on my own island

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Alakazamtrainer posted...

DocileOrangeCup posted...

If I pick one can I still do normal things in life

Yes... Though most people see you as a 4yo child

Wait so do I see myself as a 4 year old too? Like my Wang is forever tiny now?
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

Alakazamtrainer posted...

DocileOrangeCup posted...

If I pick one can I still do normal things in life

Yes... Though most people see you as a 4yo child

Wait so do I see myself as a 4 year old too? Like my Wang is forever tiny now?

You are physically 4 years old. You retain everything, and grow up mentally, but your physically stuck at 4 years old
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Does third option make everyone magically begging money from me whether they even need/ want it, or is it just that everyone knows i'm rich as fuck and those who begs will beg?

If its the latter, then third for sure. Other two options are by far worse.
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3
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Sami1000 posted...

Does third option make everyone magically begging money from me whether they even need/ want it, or is it just that everyone knows i'm rich as fuck and those who begs will beg?

If its the latter, then third for sure. Other two options are by far worse.

Its the former, which includes countries and leaders
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#3
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3 easily.
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obviously number 3 and build a castle in the sky

well i'd want kids and i cant do that if im 4 forever so i guess everybody wants me
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Alakazamtrainer posted...

Electrokinesis posted...

Alakazamtrainer posted...

I dont think people are seeing the benefits of 1.

You can't die, and you're a child forever. Neither is a good thing.

You have complete privacy, noone knows this you have money. Your only physically 4, so you retain your wisdom through the years and knowledge. So theres definatly some real positives

Oh shit, I would rule the fucking world, then.
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jenningsnash313 posted...

Yeah 3 is by far the easiest to deal with.

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Alakazamtrainer posted...

Every knows who you are, and they will beg for money

This one everyone knows who most billionaires are anyways. I'll just hire top tier security
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Alakazamtrainer posted...

DocileOrangeCup posted...

Alakazamtrainer posted...

DocileOrangeCup posted...

If I pick one can I still do normal things in life

Yes... Though most people see you as a 4yo child

Wait so do I see myself as a 4 year old too? Like my Wang is forever tiny now?

You are physically 4 years old. You retain everything, and grow up mentally, but your physically stuck at 4 years old

Sounds nice in theory, however I foresee problems being that your physical body is four. Not to mention its going to be a tough one to explain after a given amount of years.

Is everyone cool with me being a mutant 4 year old who is immortal and cant age? I see more negatives than positives in scenario 1. Scenario 2 I see no positives at all. 3 is by far the best.

Easily 1. You will not bow, but I will always have the joy of knowing I am your shadow empress.
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Lol bump
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Ok to put some deep thought in the 3

1. Short term it might cause some issues with the government as your not aging and you look 4 yo ( and will physically be that way). How ever after a few years they will more then likly get bored of you and just decide to let you live peacfully doing what ever you wanted

Long term: Depending on how you treat it, yoy either hop from family to family every so often or move a family in to your home to cover your inability to age. (more then likly set up by the goverment to help cut through the paperwork/buracasy). The biggest problem is knowing that youll out live everyone you get close too. As your only physically 4yo things like sex, trends, and other things really dont apply to you. Also there is the chance of the money eventually running out

2 short/long term pray to rng gods that it doesnt happen to often

3 short term, untill your set up be away from everyone, your at the most dangerous as people will beg mercilessly at you, your pretty much guaranteed to be sued, audited, blackmailed and threatened til you can recluse yourself.

Long term. Once reclused, your pretty gonna have to avoid any and all physical contact with people. So hope you like thr internet.

Just my thoughts

Pretty much 2 is the worst but 1 and 2 offer different aspects of good and bad
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No deal.
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1, meh. I want to fuck once in a while, what's the point of having a shitload of money if I can't even enjoy sex?

2, this one could be interesting. Few days as a guy, few days as a girl. Could be like having a secret identity.

3, just carry a bunch of $10 bills to give out, or flat out ignore them. As someone else pointed out, everyone already knows who the rich people are, so how would that be any different.

For the sake of enjoying myself I'll go with #2.
This would mean having to get two drivers license and two passports and two tickets whenever I fly somewhere in case I get sex changed on my way to the airport (then again with that money I'd have a private jet)
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#2 for the lols
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