Poll of the Day > Ugh, my cousin's wedding reception has an open bar

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PK_Spam
05/06/17 3:57:19 PM
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My family gets really confrontational when they're drunk.

Not looking forward to this ordeal
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TheCyborgNinja
05/06/17 3:59:08 PM
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Put Viagra in the drinks to lighten the mood? Nobody will fight with raging boners.
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dragon504
05/06/17 4:00:37 PM
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TheCyborgNinja posted...
Put Viagra in the drinks to lighten the mood? Nobody will fight with raging boners.


Maybe they'll fight with their raging boners instead. D:
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TheCyborgNinja
05/06/17 4:01:29 PM
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Sword fight!
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Philoktetes
05/06/17 4:02:35 PM
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then don't go
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RedPixel
05/06/17 4:04:40 PM
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TheCyborgNinja posted...
Put Viagra in the drinks to lighten the mood? Nobody will fight with raging boners.

Do this and take pics for us
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PK_Spam
05/06/17 4:05:27 PM
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Philoktetes posted...
then don't go

I'm already here
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DorkLink
05/06/17 4:06:33 PM
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literally posting on PotD while at a wedding reception
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Philoktetes
05/06/17 4:07:29 PM
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DorkLink posted...
literally posting on PotD while at a wedding reception



yeah you can tell TC is the type of person who can't have fun so he's angry watching everyone else have fun
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PK_Spam
05/06/17 4:07:53 PM
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DorkLink posted...
literally posting on PotD while at a wedding reception

It's really small

Just some distant family members of my cousin. And some really old people. There's probably 30 people, max. And way more alcohol than they need, considering the number of people
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SmokeMassTree
05/06/17 4:28:24 PM
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Get drunk
Pass out
Win
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PK_Spam
05/06/17 4:29:18 PM
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But I hate drinking

And also my dad's here. Even if I wanted to, I shouldn't since I'm probably gonna need to be DD tonight.
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SmokeMassTree
05/06/17 4:30:34 PM
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Frat boi hates drinking
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MarioPaint
05/06/17 4:47:51 PM
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DorkLink posted...
literally posting on PotD while at a wedding reception

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FellWolf
05/06/17 4:50:43 PM
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Get wasted and fuck a bridesmaid

And don't give me any excuses like, "But we're all related." There has to be some bridesmaids from the other family there
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DorkLink
05/06/17 4:51:33 PM
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PK_Spam posted...
But I hate drinking


Haha do you really expect any of us to believe that
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SmokeMassTree
05/06/17 4:52:43 PM
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FellWolf posted...
Get wasted and fuck a bridesmaid

And don't give me any excuses like, "But we're all related." There has to be some bridesmaids from the other family there


He's more a groomsmen kinda guy.

You should do that instead shark
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PK_Spam
05/06/17 4:59:12 PM
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SmokeMassTree posted...
FellWolf posted...
Get wasted and fuck a bridesmaid

And don't give me any excuses like, "But we're all related." There has to be some bridesmaids from the other family there


He's more a groomsmen kinda guy.

You should do that instead shark

Unfortunately, though one groomsman is DEFINITELY my type, I'll have to play it cool, since my family's around
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SkynyrdRocker
05/06/17 5:00:14 PM
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Have a 3 some and just claim you were only into the woman. That should cover you
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SunWuKung420
05/06/17 5:00:25 PM
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Weddings are a great time to finally come out to your family.
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ReggieTheReckless
05/06/17 5:01:23 PM
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RCtheWSBC
05/06/17 5:05:25 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Weddings are a great time to finally come out to your family.

I got it:

He should propose to the groomsman!
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SmokeMassTree
05/06/17 5:07:16 PM
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Wait till your family gets drunk
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PK_Spam
05/06/17 7:25:19 PM
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My dad's currently trying to set me up with some chick I've been taking to.

Damn it dad! I'm just being social with a girl who's my age!
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SmokeMassTree
05/06/17 7:42:29 PM
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Now you have to fuck her and make babies and get married

Stupid dad
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SkynyrdRocker
05/06/17 7:46:04 PM
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SmokeMassTree posted...
Now you have to fuck her and make babies and get married

Stupid dad

He needs to make sure he says "no hetero" every time they do something though so he can remain a gay man.
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RedPixel
05/07/17 1:13:40 AM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
Weddings are a great time to finally come out to your family.

I got it:

He should propose to the groomsman!

RC wins.
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