Board 8 > The trainer at my new job is batshit.

Topic List	Page List: 1
WhoopsyDaisy 05/08/17 9:55:28 AM #1:	She doesn't believe the germ theory of disease. She thinks that all diseases are caused by mucus buildup around your organs. Mucus is caused by eating acidic and manmade food. Manmade food includes things like tomatoes and broccoli and beef and animals and plants that were selectively bred to be more suitable for human consumption (in other words, literally all food crops). She's very explicitly opposed to taking medicine because it's a chemical which is bad for your body. Furthermore, doctors have death quotas they need to hit so they sometimes prescribe poison. If you're sick, regardless of what "sick" means to you, your diet isn't alkaline and natural enough. She taught us why the names of American-born people are capitalized on their birth certificates. It's not to increase legibility or reduce costs. It's actually how the United States shows that you're their property. The Corporation of the United States, which is owned by China, owns you and makes a lot of money when you die. They use that money to prop up Wall Street. Also I learned that Beyonce is a member of the Illuminati and sacrificed her firstborn to Satan so she could have a music career. this isn't even all of it and I've only been here for 2 weeks lol half my coworkers can barely even read i am breaking very serious rules right now by being on the internet a major car manufacturer's bailout money is paying $14/hr for this shit it's so dumb i can feel my brain slowly dying --- senorhousemouse "I feel like you can't be a real person" - OmarsComin <cite>WhoopsyDaisy posted [p:878692808] in The traine... [t:75324000]...</cite> <quote>She doesn't believe the germ theory of disease. She thinks that all diseases are caused by mucus buildup around your organs. Mucus is caused by eating acidic and manmade food. Manmade food includes things like tomatoes and broccoli and beef and animals and plants that were selectively bred to be more suitable for human consumption (in other words, literally all food crops). She's very explicitly opposed to taking medicine because it's a chemical which is bad for your body. Furthermore, doctors have death quotas they need to hit so they sometimes prescribe poison. If you're sick, regardless of what "sick" means to you, your diet isn't alkaline and natural enough. She taught us why the names of American-born people are capitalized on their birth certificates. It's not to increase legibility or reduce costs. It's actually how the United States shows that you're their property. The Corporation of the United States, which is owned by China, owns you and makes a lot of money when you die. They use that money to prop up Wall Street. Also I learned that Beyonce is a member of the Illuminati and sacrificed her firstborn to Satan so she could have a music career. this isn't even all of it and I've only been here for 2 weeks lol half my coworkers can barely even read i am breaking very serious rules right now by being on the internet a major car manufacturer's bailout money is paying $14/hr for this shit it's so dumb i can feel my brain slowly dying</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
skull_bonek23 05/08/17 9:59:01 AM #2:	Are you being trained by Alex Jones? --- skull <cite>skull_bonek23 posted [p:878692947] in The traine... [t:75324000]...</cite> <quote>Are you being trained by Alex Jones?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
trdl23 05/08/17 9:59:37 AM #3:	I'm not sure that I believe this. --- E come vivo? Vivo! <cite>trdl23 posted [p:878692965] in The traine... [t:75324000]...</cite> <quote>I'm not sure that I believe this.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WhoopsyDaisy 05/08/17 10:01:50 AM #4:	skull_bonek23 posted... Are you being trained by Alex Jones? She's a turbohippy so maybe if Alex Jones was really crunchy instead of really tinfoil the mucus cult she was talking about: https://drsebiscellfood.com/ --- senorhousemouse "I feel like you can't be a real person" - OmarsComin <cite>WhoopsyDaisy posted [p:878693044] in The traine... [t:75324000]...</cite> <quote><cite>skull_bonek23 posted...</cite> <quote>Are you being trained by Alex Jones?</quote> She's a turbohippy so maybe if Alex Jones was really crunchy instead of really tinfoil the mucus cult she was talking about: https://drsebiscellfood.com/</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Peace___Frog 05/08/17 10:05:52 AM #5:	What a person --- ~Peaf~ <cite>Peace___Frog posted [p:878693211] in The traine... [t:75324000]...</cite> <quote>What a person</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SovietOmega 05/08/17 11:05:32 AM #6:	You should warn her about all the chemicals in natural bananas https://jameskennedymonash.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/ingredients-of-a-banana-poster-4.jpeg?w=604&h=853 Even has dihydrogen monoxide in it, and we all know how deadly that stuff can be! --- There is no shame in not knowing; the shame lies in not finding out <cite>SovietOmega posted [p:878695884] in The traine... [t:75324000]...</cite> <quote>You should warn her about all the chemicals in natural bananas https://jameskennedymonash.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/ingredients-of-a-banana-poster-4.jpeg?w=604&h=853 Even has dihydrogen monoxide in it, and we all know how deadly that stuff can be!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ninkendo 05/08/17 11:09:10 AM #7:	WhoopsyDaisy posted... Furthermore, doctors have death quotas they need to hit so they sometimes prescribe poison. >___> <___< runs --- http://i.imgur.com/LhGP5E6.gif http://card.psnprofiles.com/1/CaptainRockman.png <cite>ninkendo posted [p:878696049] in The traine... [t:75324000]...</cite> <quote><cite>WhoopsyDaisy posted...</cite> <quote>Furthermore, doctors have death quotas they need to hit so they sometimes prescribe poison.</quote> >___> <___< runs</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrGreenonion 05/08/17 11:12:32 AM #8:	WhoopsyDaisy posted... She taught us why the names of American-born people are capitalized on their birth certificates. It's not to increase legibility or reduce costs. It's actually how the United States shows that you're their property. The Corporation of the United States, which is owned by China, owns you and makes a lot of money when you die. They use that money to prop up Wall Street. Ask her about flags with gold fringe. --- SuperNiceDog didn't have to reconcile his name... But Dauntless Hunter is now MrGreenonion <cite>MrGreenonion posted [p:878696209] in The traine... [t:75324000]...</cite> <quote><cite>WhoopsyDaisy posted...</cite> <quote>She taught us why the names of American-born people are capitalized on their birth certificates. It's not to increase legibility or reduce costs. It's actually how the United States shows that you're their property. The Corporation of the United States, which is owned by China, owns you and makes a lot of money when you die. They use that money to prop up Wall Street.</quote> Ask her about flags with gold fringe.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SwiftyDC 05/08/17 11:13:47 AM #9:	Where do you work? Sounds like a vegan. --- Dilated Chemist DpObliVion is the one true king of Guru's. <cite>SwiftyDC posted [p:878696266] in The traine... [t:75324000]...</cite> <quote>Where do you work? Sounds like a vegan.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
#10	Post #10 was unavailable or deleted.
WhoopsyDaisy 05/08/17 12:10:05 PM #11:	SovietOmega posted... You should warn her about all the chemicals in natural bananas https://jameskennedymonash.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/ingredients-of-a-banana-poster-4.jpeg?w=604&h=853 Even has dihydrogen monoxide in it, and we all know how deadly that stuff can be! This is great, but "natural" bananas are manmade which explains why they're so full of chemicals. There are two cultivars of banana that are acceptable to eat. SwiftyDC posted... Where do you work? Sounds like a vegan. A call center that does tech support for the technology stuff in American vehicles. She's not JUST a vegan. MrGreenonion posted... WhoopsyDaisy posted... She taught us why the names of American-born people are capitalized on their birth certificates. It's not to increase legibility or reduce costs. It's actually how the United States shows that you're their property. The Corporation of the United States, which is owned by China, owns you and makes a lot of money when you die. They use that money to prop up Wall Street. Ask her about flags with gold fringe. She's not here right now but I can when she gets back, what should I ask exactly? --- senorhousemouse "I feel like you can't be a real person" - OmarsComin <cite>WhoopsyDaisy posted [p:878699203] in The traine... [t:75324000]...</cite> <quote><cite>SovietOmega posted...</cite> <quote>You should warn her about all the chemicals in natural bananas https://jameskennedymonash.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/ingredients-of-a-banana-poster-4.jpeg?w=604&h=853 Even has dihydrogen monoxide in it, and we all know how deadly that stuff can be!</quote> This is great, but "natural" bananas are manmade which explains why they're so full of chemicals. There are two cultivars of banana that are acceptable to eat. <cite>SwiftyDC posted...</cite> <quote>Where do you work? Sounds like a vegan.</quote> A call center that does tech support for the technology stuff in American vehicles. She's not JUST a vegan. <cite>MrGreenonion posted...</cite> <quote><cite>WhoopsyDaisy posted...</cite> <quote>She taught us why the names of American-born people are capitalized on their birth certificates. It's not to increase legibility or reduce costs. It's actually how the United States shows that you're their property. The Corporation of the United States, which is owned by China, owns you and makes a lot of money when you die. They use that money to prop up Wall Street.</quote> Ask her about flags with gold fringe.</quote> She's not here right now but I can when she gets back, what should I ask exactly?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
#12	Post #12 was unavailable or deleted.
JonThePenguin 05/08/17 12:52:35 PM #13:	WhoopsyDaisy posted... MrGreenonion posted... Ask her about flags with gold fringe. She's not here right now but I can when she gets back, what should I ask exactly? Sovereign citizens argue that the gold fringe makes it an admiralty flag, and thus none of your sea-laws work on me, judge! http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-1660-7-horrifying-things-you-learn-as-lawyer-americas-poor.html --- JonThePenguin http://www.backloggery.com/main.php?user=erunion <cite>JonThePenguin posted [p:878701490] in The traine... [t:75324000]...</cite> <quote><cite>WhoopsyDaisy posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MrGreenonion posted...</cite> <quote>Ask her about flags with gold fringe.</quote> She's not here right now but I can when she gets back, what should I ask exactly?</quote> Sovereign citizens argue that the gold fringe makes it an admiralty flag, and thus none of your sea-laws work on me, judge! http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-1660-7-horrifying-things-you-learn-as-lawyer-americas-poor.html</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mnkboy907 05/08/17 1:02:10 PM #14:	JonThePenguin posted... WhoopsyDaisy posted... MrGreenonion posted... Ask her about flags with gold fringe. She's not here right now but I can when she gets back, what should I ask exactly? Sovereign citizens argue that the gold fringe makes it an admiralty flag, and thus none of your sea-laws work on me, judge! http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-1660-7-horrifying-things-you-learn-as-lawyer-americas-poor.html From just a paragraph below that "See, they believe the way your name is printed on legal documents refers to a fake version of you the government cooked up to make money somehow." This sounds like what SHM has already said she believes. --- Our brackets went under, but DpObliVion's lived to tell the tale. http://i.imgur.com/gw03gl7.png - Number of people that D'awwed: 101 <cite>mnkboy907 posted [p:878702026] in The traine... [t:75324000]...</cite> <quote><cite>JonThePenguin posted...</cite> <quote><cite>WhoopsyDaisy posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MrGreenonion posted...</cite> <quote>Ask her about flags with gold fringe.</quote> She's not here right now but I can when she gets back, what should I ask exactly?</quote> Sovereign citizens argue that the gold fringe makes it an admiralty flag, and thus none of your sea-laws work on me, judge! http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-1660-7-horrifying-things-you-learn-as-lawyer-americas-poor.html</quote> From just a paragraph below that "See, they believe the way your name is printed on legal documents refers to a fake version of you the government cooked up to make money somehow." This sounds like what SHM has already said she believes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JonThePenguin 05/08/17 1:04:42 PM #15:	mnkboy907 posted... JonThePenguin posted... WhoopsyDaisy posted... MrGreenonion posted... Ask her about flags with gold fringe. She's not here right now but I can when she gets back, what should I ask exactly? Sovereign citizens argue that the gold fringe makes it an admiralty flag, and thus none of your sea-laws work on me, judge! http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-1660-7-horrifying-things-you-learn-as-lawyer-americas-poor.html From just a paragraph below that "See, they believe the way your name is printed on legal documents refers to a fake version of you the government cooked up to make money somehow." This sounds like what SHM has already said she believes. It is. I've actually seen my own brother share that sort of thing around Facebook, though it's unclear how much he actually believes and how much is just his anti-authoritarian streak reflexively enjoying anything of that ilk, true or not. --- JonThePenguin http://www.backloggery.com/main.php?user=erunion <cite>JonThePenguin posted [p:878702158] in The traine... [t:75324000]...</cite> <quote><cite>mnkboy907 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>JonThePenguin posted...</cite> <quote><cite>WhoopsyDaisy posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MrGreenonion posted...</cite> <quote>Ask her about flags with gold fringe.</quote> She's not here right now but I can when she gets back, what should I ask exactly?</quote> Sovereign citizens argue that the gold fringe makes it an admiralty flag, and thus none of your sea-laws work on me, judge! http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-1660-7-horrifying-things-you-learn-as-lawyer-americas-poor.html</quote> From just a paragraph below that "See, they believe the way your name is printed on legal documents refers to a fake version of you the government cooked up to make money somehow." This sounds like what SHM has already said she believes.</quote> It is. I've actually seen my own brother share that sort of thing around Facebook, though it's unclear how much he actually believes and how much is just his anti-authoritarian streak reflexively enjoying anything of that ilk, true or not.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WhoopsyDaisy 05/08/17 1:28:29 PM #16:	mnkboy907 posted... JonThePenguin posted... WhoopsyDaisy posted... MrGreenonion posted... Ask her about flags with gold fringe. She's not here right now but I can when she gets back, what should I ask exactly? Sovereign citizens argue that the gold fringe makes it an admiralty flag, and thus none of your sea-laws work on me, judge! http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-1660-7-horrifying-things-you-learn-as-lawyer-americas-poor.html From just a paragraph below that "See, they believe the way your name is printed on legal documents refers to a fake version of you the government cooked up to make money somehow." This sounds like what SHM has already said she believes. Yeah this paragraph summarizes her crazy pretty accurately. She's also trying to cash out of all the money in the offshore bank account the government will get when she dies. --- senorhousemouse "I feel like you can't be a real person" - OmarsComin <cite>WhoopsyDaisy posted [p:878703452] in The traine... [t:75324000]...</cite> <quote><cite>mnkboy907 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>JonThePenguin posted...</cite> <quote><cite>WhoopsyDaisy posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MrGreenonion posted...</cite> <quote>Ask her about flags with gold fringe.</quote> She's not here right now but I can when she gets back, what should I ask exactly?</quote> Sovereign citizens argue that the gold fringe makes it an admiralty flag, and thus none of your sea-laws work on me, judge! http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-1660-7-horrifying-things-you-learn-as-lawyer-americas-poor.html</quote> From just a paragraph below that "See, they believe the way your name is printed on legal documents refers to a fake version of you the government cooked up to make money somehow." This sounds like what SHM has already said she believes.</quote> Yeah this paragraph summarizes her crazy pretty accurately. She's also trying to cash out of all the money in the offshore bank account the government will get when she dies.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WhoopsyDaisy 05/09/17 9:13:16 AM #17:	We started a 30-multiple-choice question worksheet over 2 hours ago, we're sitting around doing nothing while we wait to check our work. It's the only thing we've done today. We had a 15-minute break that started at 7:38 and went until 8, and substitute trainer came back at 8:06 --- senorhousemouse "I feel like you can't be a real person" - OmarsComin <cite>WhoopsyDaisy posted [p:878756057] in The traine... [t:75324000]...</cite> <quote>We started a 30-multiple-choice question worksheet over 2 hours ago, we're sitting around doing nothing while we wait to check our work. It's the only thing we've done today. We had a 15-minute break that started at 7:38 and went until 8, and substitute trainer came back at 8:06</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WhoopsyDaisy 05/10/17 7:21:15 AM #18:	sub should've been here 20 minutes ago but is not w00 --- senorhousemouse "I feel like you can't be a real person" - OmarsComin <cite>WhoopsyDaisy posted [p:878818577] in The traine... [t:75324000]...</cite> <quote>sub should've been here 20 minutes ago but is not w00</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WhoopsyDaisy 05/11/17 11:49:47 AM #19:	She's back! Lesson 1 is that white men are the biggest terrorist group. Also, the US is officially at war with black people (it's in the constitution). The US kills black people on purpose all the time and slaps people on the wrist for it and that's why, because they're at war. --- senorhousemouse "I feel like you can't be a real person" - OmarsComin <cite>WhoopsyDaisy posted [p:878895619] in The traine... [t:75324000]...</cite> <quote>She's back! Lesson 1 is that white men are the biggest terrorist group. Also, the US is officially at war with black people (it's in the constitution). The US kills black people on purpose all the time and slaps people on the wrist for it and that's why, because they're at war.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List	Page List: 1

Board 8 > The trainer at my new job is batshit. (+) Yeah! (+)

Board 8 > The trainer at my new job is batshit.