Current Events > 100 Million $$$ But The Following Gives you a Instant Boner (Pick a Number 1-7)

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Terra-enforcer
05/09/17 2:37:55 AM
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1 = Cars
2 = Food
3 = Shoes
4 = Water
5 = Books
6 = Phones
7 = Video Game Consoles

Any time you look at said item for more than three seconds (not really so instant), you get a boner just as you normally would from something that arouses you. It'll "go away" in whatever way you make a normal boner go away, but it will also come right back the moment you look at it too long.

Worth?
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Ooooooohhhhh
05/09/17 2:38:32 AM
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cool
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alexander37
05/09/17 2:41:38 AM
#4:


Phones. Worth it because I'm on my mid 20s now and I actually kinda miss getting boners randomly. Gotta show off the goods.

Though unfortunately every time I take my phone out people will assume I'm looking at porn but **** it C.R.E.A.M. baby!
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Shotgunnova
05/09/17 2:46:47 AM
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5 - Books

Always bet on 5.
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DoomtheGrav
05/09/17 2:47:53 AM
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Water boner???? You fuckin kiddin m8???
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WafflehouseJK
05/09/17 2:48:52 AM
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4, water.

That's gonna make going to the pool really awkward. >_>
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Shotgunnova
05/09/17 2:48:53 AM
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DoomtheGrav posted...
Water boner???? You f***in kiddin m8???
You're 70% water. That has odd implications.
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apolloooo
05/09/17 2:49:44 AM
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Food. Zo nothing changes
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Terra-enforcer
05/09/17 3:06:21 AM
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apolloooo posted...
Food. Zo nothing changes

lmao
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Terra-enforcer
05/09/17 10:50:44 AM
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bupm
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Dustin1280
05/09/17 10:57:07 AM
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I would say yes to any one of these things... It would suck but with 100 million you are just that rich eccentric boner guy...
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Alkaloid
05/09/17 11:04:46 AM
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Got books. Gives a whole new meaning to reading for pleasure
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Terra-enforcer
05/09/17 11:21:54 AM
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Dustin1280 posted...
I would say yes to any one of these things... It would suck but with 100 million you are just that rich eccentric boner guy...

Wow, brave man. I'd never do it for food, water, or shoes that's for sure.
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ManWithGun
05/09/17 11:26:21 AM
#16:


I got shoes.

That's probably the easiest to avoid. Just don't look down.
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Minute
05/09/17 11:27:14 AM
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6

what qualifies as a "phone?" everything's a phone these days.
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Terra-enforcer
05/09/17 12:09:34 PM
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Minute posted...
6

what qualifies as a "phone?" everything's a phone these days.

wat
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GunmaN1905
05/09/17 12:12:42 PM
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Easy money, I'll take the option 7.

I don't remember the last time I've seen a console outside of my room, so I'll take that.
And I'd happily trade having to wear a hip bag for 100mil$.
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Hey
05/09/17 12:13:37 PM
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I picked 4 but 7 would be by far the easiest
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Melonfarms
05/09/17 12:17:19 PM
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5 is a bit more controllable.
There isn't really a downside that I can see.
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sauceje
05/09/17 12:18:02 PM
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Zurkon posted...
Shoe boner. Worth it.

This so much
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Turbam
05/09/17 12:18:13 PM
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3


Literally no difference
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Clayton_Bigsbe
05/09/17 12:47:45 PM
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Books, no question.
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prince_leo
05/09/17 12:55:29 PM
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7
seems to be the easiest to deal with by far
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Terra-enforcer
05/09/17 12:56:26 PM
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GunmaN1905 posted...
Easy money, I'll take the option 7.

I don't remember the last time I've seen a console outside of my room, so I'll take that.
And I'd happily trade having to wear a hip bag for 100mil$.

You were supposed to pick a number before entering the topic lol
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GunmaN1905
05/09/17 12:57:52 PM
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Terra-enforcer posted...
GunmaN1905 posted...
Easy money, I'll take the option 7.

I don't remember the last time I've seen a console outside of my room, so I'll take that.
And I'd happily trade having to wear a hip bag for 100mil$.

You were supposed to pick a number before entering the topic lol


I don't pick a number if it's not stated so at the beginning of topic title.
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CmndrHurricane
05/09/17 1:02:44 PM
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some alread do
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DezCaughtIt
05/09/17 1:14:44 PM
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2- food





Happens already
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gatorsPENSbucs
05/09/17 1:17:00 PM
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garan
05/09/17 5:13:46 PM
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prince_leo posted...
7
seems to be the easiest to deal with by far


Agreed. I barely look at the console for 3 seconds when I turn it on.
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uwnim
05/09/17 5:15:59 PM
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3. Shouldn't be too difficult.
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Terra-enforcer
05/09/17 6:18:22 PM
#33:


GunmaN1905 posted...
Terra-enforcer posted...
GunmaN1905 posted...
Easy money, I'll take the option 7.

I don't remember the last time I've seen a console outside of my room, so I'll take that.
And I'd happily trade having to wear a hip bag for 100mil$.

You were supposed to pick a number before entering the topic lol


I don't pick a number if it's not stated so at the beginning of topic title.
yawn

>Title literally states Pick a number 1 through 7
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StarReaper13
05/09/17 9:11:52 PM
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Terra-enforcer posted...
7 = Video Game Consoles

Easiest one since I don't have to look at those daily. Picking 7 has never done me wrong.
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ssj3vegeta2
05/09/17 9:15:40 PM
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stone
05/09/17 9:17:43 PM
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Shoes. What the fuck. But I guess heh could be worse, Not like I look at people's feet all the time.
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Brian-Dawkins
05/09/17 9:27:49 PM
#37:


Shotgunnova posted...
5 - Books

Always bet on 5.

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DDoS
05/09/17 9:30:29 PM
#38:


Welp can't go to the beach if I ever get the chance.
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Zack_Attackv1
05/09/17 9:36:21 PM
#39:


*holds up five fingers*

Hey baby. If I stroke your spine will you open up for me?
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stone
05/09/17 9:48:30 PM
#40:


Brian-Dawkins posted...
Shotgunnova posted...
5 - Books

Always bet on 5.

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-current-events/75323955

Not always.
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SableWolfAngel
05/09/17 9:53:21 PM
#41:


Doesn't matter what I pick, if I get a boner, nobody will notice since it doesn't go anywhere like guy parts do. I win no matter what.
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bluezero
05/09/17 9:54:36 PM
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Slaya4
05/09/17 9:54:53 PM
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Shoes. Thats easy. It'll be hard shoe shopping though.
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KStateKing17
05/09/17 9:55:05 PM
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6. Eh I should be fine
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Gamer99z
05/09/17 9:57:04 PM
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Video game consoles.

Easy money.
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05/09/17 10:01:29 PM
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