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green butter
05/09/17 12:39:58 PM
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Even if you use 5 or 6 condoms, there is still a chance of failure. Every time you fornicate, you are not only putting yourself at risk for various STDs, but also the chance of pregnancy.

And for what? A 3 second orgasm, followed by decades of shame and guilt?

I cannot condone a condom. Birth control? More like out of control. Plan B is not the plan for me. Abstinence is the only way.

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MegaTech
05/09/17 12:40:53 PM
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Ok, how much is he paying you and how do I get hired?
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TheBiggerWiggle
05/09/17 12:41:26 PM
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Condem + birth control + pulling out

I've only ever needed to pay for one abortion.
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green butter
05/09/17 12:42:14 PM
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TheBiggerWiggle posted...
Condem + birth control + pulling out

I've only ever needed to pay for one abortion.

Wow, you've only needed to kill one human life, that makes your 3 second orgasm totally worth it
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MrPeppers
05/09/17 12:42:17 PM
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What if she had a hysterectomy and no prior sexual encounters?
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eston
05/09/17 12:42:30 PM
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OpShaft
05/09/17 12:42:32 PM
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That's what gobbies are for
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JcOpIVY86
05/09/17 12:49:36 PM
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Condom + pull out worked with my wife and I when we were dating for many years.
But after we got married and starting planting seeds, she was pregnant after only two months.

It's not rocket science, keep the thing away from the thing.
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BlackDruidLOL
05/09/17 12:50:46 PM
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dunno condoms worked for me so far
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philsov
05/09/17 12:51:45 PM
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green butter posted...
A 3 second orgasm


idk, the hour+ of pleasure prior to the orgasm is also pretty rad
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dragnmaninferno
05/09/17 12:52:42 PM
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green butter
05/09/17 12:54:58 PM
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philsov posted...
green butter posted...
A 3 second orgasm


idk, the hour+ of pleasure prior to the orgasm is also pretty rad

you could get that same pleasure reading a good book or volunteering at the local soup kitchen
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DekuPoe
05/09/17 12:55:06 PM
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Does hand sex count as sex?
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JcOpIVY86
05/09/17 1:15:19 PM
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green butter posted...
philsov posted...
green butter posted...
A 3 second orgasm


idk, the hour+ of pleasure prior to the orgasm is also pretty rad

you could get that same pleasure reading a good book or volunteering at the local soup kitchen


TC is a **** or a troll.
Move along, nothing to see.
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Laserion
05/09/17 1:30:41 PM
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My wife and I are thinking of me getting a vasectomy. We already see enough kids at school, and they scared us into not wanting any at home.
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PoopPotato
05/09/17 1:31:22 PM
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That's why I use 7 condoms
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Canuklehead
05/09/17 1:31:41 PM
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Even abstinence isn't guaranteed.
Looking at you, Mary.
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chill02
05/09/17 1:32:23 PM
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Canuklehead posted...
Even abstinence isn't guaranteed.
Looking at you, Mary.


does that make god a
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DoctorVader
05/09/17 1:38:13 PM
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Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex. Cause you don't want that late text, that "I think I'm late" text.
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N1NJAREB0RN
05/09/17 1:46:30 PM
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Me and my wife (she was my GF at the time) had unprotected sex quite often for like 4 years before she got knocked up, and I never pulled out. Pulling out is for quitters.

She did use birth control though.
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Cartwheel_Kick
05/09/17 1:49:47 PM
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green butter posted...

I cannot condone a condom.


you made this topic just to say this didn't you
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lilORANG
05/09/17 2:05:16 PM
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pulling out is literally 100% effective if you do it right.
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TheBiggerWiggle
05/10/17 11:34:39 AM
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green butter posted...
TheBiggerWiggle posted...
Condem + birth control + pulling out

I've only ever needed to pay for one abortion.

Wow, you've only needed to kill one human life, that makes your 3 second orgasm totally worth it


"Human life"
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Returning_CEmen
05/10/17 11:39:37 AM
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Feet can't get pregnant
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teepan95
05/10/17 12:01:33 PM
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It counts as safe when you both have THE LORD in your hearts
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philsov
05/10/17 12:04:17 PM
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teepan95 posted...
It counts as safe when you both have THE LORD in your hearts


Tell that to Mary
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Tekutso
05/10/17 12:07:09 PM
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teepan95
05/10/17 12:09:07 PM
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philsov posted...
teepan95 posted...
It counts as safe when you both have THE LORD in your hearts


Tell that to Mary

Mary didn't have sex with Joseph though (iirc)

Slightly different situation to what I'm saying
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hyperpsycho
05/10/17 12:10:08 PM
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I bet these city slickers going against TC don't know how to build a motorcycle with their bare hands.
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green butter
05/10/17 12:25:00 PM
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hyperpsycho posted...
I bet these city slickers going against TC don't know how to build a motorcycle with their bare hands.

I bet these city slickers learned that abortion is NOT a sin in liberal college classes
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