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It's time for the Jedi to end.
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It's time for this board to end
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I know a few truths which I will now list.


-The gunslinger is the truth.
-Roland is the truth.
-The Prisoner is the truth.
-The Lady of Shadows is the truth.
-The way station is the truth.
-The Speaking Demon is the truth.
-We went under the mountains and that is the truth.
-There were monsters under the mountain. That is the truth.
-One of them had an Amoco gas pump between his legs and was pretending it was his penis. That is the truth.
-When is a door not a door? When it's a jar, and that is the truth.
-Blaine is the truth.
-What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck, and that is the truth.
You have to watch Blaine all the time, Blaine is a pain, and that is the truth.
-I'm pretty sure that Blaine is dangerous, and that is the truth.
-What is black and white and red all over? A blushing zebra, and that is the truth.
-I want to go back and that is the truth.
-I have to go back and that is the truth.
-I'll go crazy if I don't go back and that is the truth.
-I can't go home again unless I find a stone a rose a door and that is the truth.
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