Poll of the Day > A UFO lands in front of you

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TheWorstPoster
05/12/17 10:54:23 PM
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The aliens exit their spacecraft, pointing their guns at you, with the intent of kidnapping you. You are so scared, you shit your pants. Thinking that you just reproduced, the aliens take your shit, and then take off into space. 2 weeks later, they return with an army of millions of cloned and mutated shit-men who then proceed to kill off humanity. You are put on trial and are set to be executed for your role in extincting the human race, with your poop.

How screwed are you?
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SkynyrdRocker
05/12/17 11:15:55 PM
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what the fuck is wrong with you
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green dragon
05/12/17 11:24:14 PM
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SkynyrdRocker posted...
what the fuck is wrong with you
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SushiSquid
05/13/17 12:58:29 AM
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green dragon posted...
SkynyrdRocker posted...
what the fuck is wrong with you

Seriously.
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Muffinz0rz
05/13/17 12:59:38 AM
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SushiSquid posted...
green dragon posted...
SkynyrdRocker posted...
what the fuck is wrong with you

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EclairReturns
05/13/17 1:09:02 AM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
SushiSquid posted...
green dragon posted...
SkynyrdRocker posted...
what the fuck is wrong with you

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Number XII: Larxene.
The Organization's Savage Nymph.
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gguirao
05/13/17 5:49:16 PM
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If the human race is extinct, who's going to convict me?
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Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence.
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Junpeiclover
05/13/17 5:53:41 PM
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Lol
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Stupid Pirate Guy
05/13/17 5:55:19 PM
#10:


I'm going to steal this idea and write a novel. Thanks sucka.
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DarkwingDidi
05/13/17 6:43:48 PM
#11:


SushiSquid posted...
Seriously.

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Know it or not, man treads between twin abysses a tightrope that has neither beginning nor end.
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SusanGreenEyes
05/13/17 6:45:20 PM
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EclairReturns posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
SushiSquid posted...
green dragon posted...
SkynyrdRocker posted...
what the fuck is wrong with you

Also, get a job!
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Been a murder, over in Riften. Some old lady who runs an orphanage. Those poor children must be heartbroken.
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GreenGoblinOck
05/13/17 6:53:21 PM
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gguirao posted...
If the human race is extinct, who's going to convict me?

Maybe some good friendly aliens?
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joemodda
05/13/17 7:33:32 PM
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Very creative scenario you have here
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http://i.imgur.com/o0X6ax0.gif
It stares back if you stare long enough
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