Board 8 > Politics Containment Topic 94: Blumpkin

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ImTheMacheteGuy
05/14/17 3:02:11 AM
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JDPizza
05/14/17 3:07:59 AM
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Still waiting for the real politics topic to go up.
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LapisLazuli
05/14/17 3:14:26 AM
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Real talk is JD actually 15?

This is not a malicious question.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
05/14/17 3:16:02 AM
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LapisLazuli posted...
Real talk is JD actually 15?


I think 9 actually
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MoogleKupo141
05/14/17 3:22:25 AM
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is JDPizza the most ridiculous person ever on this board with pizza in their name

the competition is Dr. Pizz. I can't decide.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
05/14/17 3:28:59 AM
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MoogleKupo141 posted...
is JDPizza the most ridiculous person ever on this board with pizza in their name

the competition is Dr. Pizz. I can't decide.


the weirdest thing I can specifically recall about dr pizza was when he was doing those baseball games and called barry bonds the n-word and said that anyone who is a fan of barry bonds is also an n-word.

I do recall stories about dr pizza that were probably weirder. I just don't remember any details from them.
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LordoftheMorons
05/14/17 3:29:47 AM
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I think so

Someone should post an archive of that Dr. Pizza facebook stalking topic though as a comparison.
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BowserCuffs
05/14/17 3:39:36 AM
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If that's what voluntaryism is, it's an egotistical, self-serving philosophy designed to make you feel better than everyone else for doing precisely nothing.

Also, JD, I asked you a question you never answered - was it wrong of us to "invade" Germany to save the holocaust victims?
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Jakyl25
05/14/17 3:41:08 AM
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
I do recall stories about dr pizza that were probably weirder. I just don't remember any details from them.


Is he the guy who has a bedroom covered in anime girl wallscrolls?
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LordoftheMorons
05/14/17 3:41:54 AM
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Jakyl25 posted...
Is he the guy who has a bedroom covered in anime girl wallscrolls?

yes
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GuessMyUserName
05/14/17 3:45:48 AM
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hey now watch what conclusions you're going down

#NotAllAnimeWalls
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LordoftheMorons
05/14/17 3:49:53 AM
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Found it!

http://thengamer.com/gamefaqs/2010-PizzaComesOnStrong.html

Pretty funny until it gets derailed
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Peace___Frog
05/14/17 7:56:27 AM
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Jd almost makes mwc look semi-intelligent
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Mr Lasastryke
05/14/17 8:22:08 AM
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yeah, that debate in the last topic sure was something.

jdtay: the north was shittier than the south because they used violence to end slavery.
board 8: how would you have ended slavery?
jdtay: the slave owners should have stopped having slaves!
board 8: yes, but how would you have made the slave owners stop having slaves?
jdtay: the slave owners should have stopped having slaves!
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My Immortal
05/14/17 8:52:32 AM
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JDPizza
05/14/17 9:02:00 AM
#16:


BowserCuffs posted...
Also, JD, I asked you a question you never answered - was it wrong of us to "invade" Germany to save the holocaust victims?

I dunno. Genocide was committed in Iraq too, was it wrong of us to invade them?
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JDPizza
05/14/17 9:04:28 AM
#17:


LapisLazuli posted...
Real talk is JD actually 15?

This is not a malicious question.

ITT we can cover our malicious questions by saying "This is not a malicious question."
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SupremeZero
05/14/17 9:06:40 AM
#18:


JDPizza posted...
LapisLazuli posted...
Real talk is JD actually 15?

This is not a malicious question.

ITT we can cover our malicious questions by saying "This is not a malicious question."

It would be a malicious question if he were asking if you were underage.
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JDPizza
05/14/17 9:06:46 AM
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Mr Lasastryke posted...
board 8: yes, but how would you have made the slave owners stop having slaves?

The whole point of voluntaryism is that you don't make anyone do anything. Did you miss that part?
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JDPizza
05/14/17 9:08:23 AM
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SupremeZero posted...
It would be a malicious question if he were asking if you were underage.

Nah, it would be a malicious question if it insulted me.

Which, you know, it did.
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LordoftheMorons
05/14/17 9:08:54 AM
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I'm actually kind of amazed at this "voluntaryism" thing

I think it ignores the reality of how the world works even more than SMuffin's anarchist utopia
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SupremeZero
05/14/17 9:09:52 AM
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LordoftheMorons posted...
I'm actually kind of amazed at this "voluntaryism" thing

I think it ignores the reality of how the world works even more than SMuffin's anarchist utopia

No shit.

JDPizza posted...
SupremeZero posted...
It would be a malicious question if he were asking if you were underage.

Nah, it would be a malicious question if it insulted me.

Which, you know, it did.


You finding a way to be insulted about someone being curious about your age doesn't make the question malicious.
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JDPizza
05/14/17 9:11:57 AM
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It's not ignoring how the world works, it's about changing how the world works.

Conservatives, liberals, and even libertarians have all given up on world peace. I'm one of the last few fighting for it.
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SupremeZero
05/14/17 9:12:46 AM
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JDPizza posted...
It's not ignoring how the world works, it's about changing how the world works.

Conservatives, liberals, and even libertarians have all given up on world peace. I'm one of the last few fighting for it.

But fighting is against your philosophy.
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JDPizza
05/14/17 9:12:56 AM
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SupremeZero posted...
You finding a way to be insulted about someone being curious about your age doesn't make the question malicious.

Remember this the next time anyone mentions microaggressions.
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Peace___Frog
05/14/17 9:25:44 AM
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JDPizza posted...
It's not ignoring how the world works, it's about changing how the world works.

Conservatives, liberals, and even libertarians have all given up on world peace. I'm one of the last few fighting for it.

Voluntarily let bad people do bad things, ok
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SupremeZero
05/14/17 9:26:36 AM
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Wherein we pretend "Voluntaryism" is some impressive cool idea, rather than just another word for completely bog standard Anarchy.
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LordoftheMorons
05/14/17 9:26:43 AM
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Good David Frum article on the potential downsides of a special prosecutor (rather than, say, a select committee):
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2017/05/a-special-prosecutor-is-not-the-answer/526662/
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SupremeZero
05/14/17 9:27:14 AM
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LordoftheMorons posted...
Good David Frum article on the potential downsides of a special prosecutor (rather than, say, a select committee): https://www.theatlantic.com//archive/2017/05/a-special-prosecutor-is-not-the-answer/526662/

I like the specialized 404 page.
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LordoftheMorons
05/14/17 9:27:42 AM
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SupremeZero posted...
Wherein we pretend "Voluntaryism" is some impressive cool idea, rather than just another word for Anarchy.

No it has an extra layer of stupid

Like apparently JDTAY doesn't believe in self defense
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LordoftheMorons
05/14/17 9:30:35 AM
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Hmm, not sure how that link got broken

Should work now
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LordoftheMorons
05/14/17 9:31:55 AM
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what the fuck is wrong with you?
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SupremeZero
05/14/17 9:32:19 AM
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JDPizza posted...
FYI, you guys act pissed at me for supporting non-violence, but it's nothing compared to how much violence pisses me off. For example, cops killing blacks. It pisses you off, but you still support the existence of cops. Even the blacks getting killed do. In fact, you use these events to justify even more government, which in turn results in more dead blacks, which in turn brings more government. It's a racket that pisses me off ten times as much as it could ever piss you off.

The fact that you guys get angry at non-violence is what really gets me though. It's worse than being racist. You should be glad I'm a voluntaryist, because at this point it's the only thing keeping me from crashing digi's wedding with an automatic and skinning all of tabii's cats in front of her. It's what you would deserve, if, you know, violence weren't always wrong, no matter the situation.

The fact that you have no answers whatsoever on how to fix these things is what gets me.

"No cops, they kill black people."
"If there's no cops, then criminals kill people."
"Well they won't! Because reasons!"
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Peace___Frog
05/14/17 9:37:23 AM
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LordoftheMorons posted...
Good David Frum article on the potential downsides of a special prosecutor (rather than, say, a select committee):
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2017/05/a-special-prosecutor-is-not-the-answer/526662/

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JDPizza
05/14/17 9:38:41 AM
#36:


Fuck, I was trying for an account suicide there. Hurry up, mods.
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digiiiiiiiii
05/14/17 9:53:18 AM
#37:


JDPizza posted...
FYI, you guys act pissed at me for supporting non-violence, but it's nothing compared to how much violence pisses me off. For example, cops killing blacks. It pisses you off, but you still support the existence of cops. Even the blacks getting killed do. In fact, you use these events to justify even more government, which in turn results in more dead blacks, which in turn brings more government. It's a racket that pisses me off ten times as much as it could ever piss you off.

The fact that you guys get angry at non-violence is what really gets me though. It's worse than being racist. You should be glad I'm a voluntaryist, because at this point it's the only thing keeping me from crashing digi's wedding with an automatic and skinning all of tabii's cats in front of her. It's what you would deserve, if, you know, violence weren't always wrong, no matter the situation.


Dude what the fuck is wrong with you? I don't even talk to you and Tabii only ever tries to help you. I'm glad you're outing yourself as a fucking psychopath right here and now. Get help from a professional since you ignore the literal score of people trying to help you already.
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HaRRicH
05/14/17 9:53:38 AM
#38:


Get this weak shit out of here JD and don't come back if you're gonna act like that again.
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profDEADPOOL
05/14/17 9:59:13 AM
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JDPizza posted...
Fuck, I was trying for an account suicide there. Hurry up, mods.

Uh huh.

You are supposed to post porn for that and you know it.
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kevwaffles
05/14/17 10:06:23 AM
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But sex is an inherently violent transaction!
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Shaduln
05/14/17 10:10:52 AM
#41:


kevwaffles posted...
But sex is an inherently violent transaction!

Only if you're doing it right.

(Or very wrong)
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Nelson_Mandela
05/14/17 10:20:51 AM
#42:


JD benefited from Undertale winning last contest so clearly his morals are in question
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Suprak the Stud
05/14/17 10:29:28 AM
#43:


JDPizza is what happens when an eight year old drinks an entire bucket of paint and is tasked with developing a form of government.
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BowserCuffs
05/14/17 11:12:33 AM
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Voluntaryism requires you to stand by and allow innocents to be slaughtered.

What a fucking sociopathic mindset.
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Not_an_Owl
05/14/17 11:15:42 AM
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what the fuck happened here
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Not_an_Owl
05/14/17 11:16:45 AM
#46:


BowserCuffs posted...
Voluntaryism requires you to stand by and allow innocents to be slaughtered.

What a fucking sociopathic mindset.

no but you see as long as it's other people doing the slaughtering and not you it's okay, because violence is always wrong and this way you get to sit smugly on your high horse
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Dancedreamer
05/14/17 11:23:01 AM
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Voluntaryism reminds me of the people who say "If there wasn't a god, what would stop me from going around killing everybody?!"
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Eddv
05/14/17 11:25:36 AM
#48:


SupremeZero posted...
JDPizza posted...
It's not ignoring how the world works, it's about changing how the world works.

Conservatives, liberals, and even libertarians have all given up on world peace. I'm one of the last few fighting for it.

But fighting is against your philosophy.


Ok i lost it here
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HaRRicH
05/14/17 11:50:37 AM
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https://twitter.com/nycjim/status/863596773037805569

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ImTheMacheteGuy
05/14/17 11:51:18 AM
#50:


LordoftheMorons posted...
I think it ignores the reality of how the world works even more than SMuffin's anarchist utopia


as asinine as smuffin is in everything he says, I would have to strongly agree
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ImTheMacheteGuy
05/14/17 11:53:05 AM
#51:


JDPizza posted...
Conservatives, liberals, and even libertarians have all given up on world peace. I'm one of the last few fighting for it.


Whoa there, hoss. Maybe you should practice what you preach and stop fighting for world peace and just let everyone volunteer to be peaceful... Fucking hypocrite...

edit: damn it. didn't see that supremezero beat me by over 2 hours >_<
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