Poll of the Day > I have a lot of hangups about sex. Pretty sure I'm afraid of it.

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I bet it's hard being this shitty of a poster, huh?


I don't know why you'd think I'd have pictures of the first girl. And I won't be sharing pictures of current girl because I'm 102% sure it would come back to bite me somehow
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Nah, it comes easy to him.
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What I need is an asexual girl or guy who is just an awesome person to be around. Where are these people?

Eevees are awesome and we only breed incestuously to inherent IVs and Nature, do I count lol?

(Though I'm not really ace IMO. I do understand and sympathize with your hang ups on sex, though, I'm not big on it myself and it's hard to coax me into it.)
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MrMelodramatic posted...

I bet it's hard being this shitty of a poster, huh

Nope
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MrMelodramatic posted...

I feel weird typing all of this >.<

Like Humbert Humbert but with a lot less loveliness and a lot more creepiness.

But Humbert's whole thing was being incredibly creepy and willingly being unaware of it. Don't you remember when he wrote about wanting to have a full page of just Lolita's name? He was an obsessive prick
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So why do you think sex is gross? The stories didn't really explain.
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I read this whole story... and I'm starting to think you're bisexual. Try it with a man. Why not? My thing is that it's just sex. I've been with ugly woman that I'd never tell a soul about. Stop caring what other people think. People are stupid... and they suck. Just try to have fun and figure this crap out with experimentation!
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Lightning Bolt posted...

So why do you think sex is gross? The stories didn't really explain.

Sorta but not really. I explain how it makes me feel and talk a little about what it is that bothers me about it, but I don't know where it all stems from.

OreonX1 posted...

I read this whole story... and I'm starting to think you're bisexual. Try it with a man. Why not? My thing is that it's just sex. I've been with ugly woman that I'd never tell a soul about. Stop caring what other people think. People are stupid... and they suck. Just try to have fun and figure this crap out with experimentation!

Not all the women I've dated or otherwise are ugly <_< I actually think many have been beautiful. I'd definitely like to find a boyfriend, but I feel like it's harder to find a guy who wants to take it reeaaaallllllly slowly than it is to find a girl.

I don't think I'll ever be okay with sex entirely. It's never just sex.
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MrMelodramatic posted...

I don't think I'll ever be okay with sex entirely. It's never just sex.

wat
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What? I think I've gone over this thoroughly lol. The idea of sex is totally gross and even though it feels good it takes a lot for it to Feel good. It's almost impossible (as in it's extremely difficult and sorta painful) for me to have sex with someone I don't care about deeply. So I dunno. I can't do "just sex"
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MrMelodramatic posted...

It's almost impossible (as in it's extremely difficult and sorta painful) for me to have sex with someone I don't care about deeply. So I dunno. I can't do "just sex"

Maybe you're asexual or just aren't having sex with people you want to have sex with......

I ain't reading the thread as I tried and you were all over the place but the only other person I know who wasn't big on sex like you turned out to be asexual
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Yeah maybe. I talked about wanting an asexual SO I'm there somewhere:b
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Well, I'll never not be disgusting and unfuckable so it could definitely be worse. Hope you get over your hangups though.
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You say you're unfuckable a lot but I don't ever know what you mean.
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Well, I mean people just don't really go for someone like me. Unless it's some weird alternative promiscuous thing, but I'm not attractive enough for that.
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Kana posted...

Well, I mean people just don't really go for someone like me. Unless it's some weird alternative promiscuous thing, but I'm not attractive enough for that.

'don't say things like that

@wwinterj25 would love to bang :)
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The only good coffee ipa I've had was Stone's mocha ipa.
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I also think you're jumping to too many conclusions about men. Make it known what you want and be direct about it. Better to have someone understand you then you constantly worry about what may happen instantly
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I dunno man, I didn't lose my v-card until I was 29 and now the girl I'm with tells me I'm the best lay she's ever had and she's been having sex for all of her 20s. She's late 20s now. I can make her orgasm twice in one session. And I can tell they aren't fake, I can feel the muscles contract.

Apparently I didn't know what I had. I didn't have sex for so long because of my social anxiety issues. I didn't even have my first girlfriend until I was 29 (who I lost my v-card to).

fettster777 posted...

Creepy shit

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fettster777 posted...

I didn't have sex for so long because of my social anxiety issues.

Damn dude, those practice sessions must've been insane if she's saying your her best lay

All kidding aside though OP sounds like they never had any good P or they just aren't sexual people. It's possible to find someone attractive but not really feel sexual tension

I'm confused because he's having sex and saying he doesn't like it. Then says he wants sex......
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SmokeMassTree posted...

fettster777 posted...

Creepy shit

How is having sex creepy? Its a normal part of life.

@fettster777, smoke isn't a poster you should respond to normally. He's just a shit poster and should be wiped away.
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SmokeMassTree posted...

Pics of fisting girl

Pics of new girl

We've seen you, now let's see the mongaloid that would allow you to touch them.

I've seen one of his girlfriends on Facebook. She's not a "mongaloid." She was just obese like he was which really shouldn't be a shock. But she wasn't even really ugly.. Just fat.
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I've had good sex I literally do not know where you're pulling that conclusion. It's just hardly ever that good. I like the way sex feels in that it obviously is a pleasurable experience, but I don't really get anything more out of it. I don't exactly feel good about myself afterward, and I feel a lot better when I can just talk to someone, put my head on their shoulder, and fall asleep with them. That's like, better than an orgasm to me. An orgasm would be good, too, but I'd trade them for a good night with a good person.

fettster777 posted...

I dunno man, I didn't lose my v-card until I was 29 and now the girl I'm with tells me I'm the best lay she's ever had and she's been having sex for all of her 20s. She's late 20s now. I can make her orgasm twice in one session. And I can tell they aren't fake, I can feel the muscles contract.

Apparently I didn't know what I had. I didn't have sex for so long because of my social anxiety issues. I didn't even have my first girlfriend until I was 29 (who I lost my v-card to).

I don't see how this is relevant :p I lost my virginity at 17 and I've never had any sexual complaints. The bed troubles I have are all about me.

OreonX1 posted...

I also think you're jumping to too many conclusions about men. Make it known what you want and be direct about it. Better to have someone understand you then you constantly worry about what may happen instantly

This is true. I'm stereotyping men and that's not fair of me.
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Junpeiclover posted...

Kana posted...

Well, I mean people just don't really go for someone like me. Unless it's some weird alternative promiscuous thing, but I'm not attractive enough for that.

'don't say things like that

wwinterj25 would love to bang :)

Uh... okay.
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fettster777 posted...

SmokeMassTree posted...

fettster777 posted...

Creepy shit

How is having sex creepy? Its a normal part of life.

Talking about feeling muscles contracting is p creepy
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Okay now, really. I know I ask this a lot, but it's hard not to come back to it when I see a topic like this: Are you sure you're not gay?

SmokeMassTree posted...

fettster777 posted...

SmokeMassTree posted...

fettster777 posted...

Creepy shit

How is having sex creepy? Its a normal part of life.

Talking about feeling muscles contracting is p creepy

Spoken like someone who's terrible in bed.
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SunWuKung420 posted...

The only good coffee ipa I've had was Stone's mocha ipa.

That's cause they're IPAs; coffee is a flavor that goes better with a malty beer. There are other beer types you can drink besides IPAs dude

MrMelodramatic posted...

What I need is an asexual girl or guy who is just an awesome person to be around. Where are these people?

Uh, all over the place? Can't you just meet them and treat them like normal friends? Sure, your story of "April" makes it sound like she was the one coming on to you, but you met her on Tinder, like what were you expecting? I feel like there's some issue on your side here too. Are you expecting to be "attracted" to these people, but not in a sexual way, but more than platonic? That's a weird spot to expect people to fall under... frankly, I'm not sure how that even works, but I'm not asexual so I wouldn't begin to be able to understand.

You can find anything on the internet now though so perhaps there is some kind of asexual meetup thing you can try.

god damn it i got modded for quoting smokemasstree

shit sucks
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DorkLink posted...

SunWuKung420 posted...

The only good coffee ipa I've had was Stone's mocha ipa.

That's cause they're IPAs; coffee is a flavor that goes better with a malty beer. There are other beer types you can drink besides IPAs dude

Really?! Lol.
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DorkLink posted...

Okay now, really. I know I ask this a lot, but it's hard not to come back to it when I see a topic like this: Are you sure you're not gay?

Not sure, but more than 90% positive.

DorkLink posted...

Uh, all over the place? Can't you just meet them and treat them like normal friends? Sure, your story of "April" makes it sound like she was the one coming on to you, but you met her on Tinder, like what were you expecting? I feel like there's some issue on your side here too. Are you expecting to be "attracted" to these people, but not in a sexual way, but more than platonic? That's a weird spot to expect people to fall under... frankly, I'm not sure how that even works, but I'm not asexual so I wouldn't begin to be able to understand.

You can find anything on the internet now though so perhaps there is some kind of asexual meetup thing you can try.

Yes, I can. I know this is weird, but I've literally never met anyone in real life who identifies as asexual. It's like they don't exist :< I guess you're right, though. The internet will probably have a meetup kind of thing for that.

I've made friends on Tinder, yo. I'm pretty sure at the time my tinder profile said I was just looking for a friend since I had just gotten through a rough breakup. But yeah, like I said at the end of that story, I don't blame her more than I blame myself or anything.

I have no need to be attracted to someone. I oftentimes dig people who I'm not attracted to, and that's not an issue at all. The girl I'm into right now I'm not particularly attracted to. I want something more than platonic in that I want something more like a relationship, but not a sexual relationship.
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Very interesting.
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summed up

sex
- like the physical feeling
- don't like the act, think it's gross
- would probably like it more if I could actually enjoy it (sometimes I actually do, though rarely), but not sure how to do that
- not needed for me to be in a happy relationship

attraction
- am attracted to men
- am attracted to women
- am attracted to a lot of the inbetweens
- don't really need to be attracted to someone physically to be attracted to them romantically

relationship
- would be okay with a sexual relationship if it was a really low-sex one, or one that built slowly to sex. In this case physical attraction would be a plus.
- would also be okay with a nonsexual relationship. no need for physical attraction here.

me
- lonely
- sad
- gross
- pitiful
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Do people really use Tinder to make friends though? I've seen that on profiles but I thought it was just something people did to not sound like creeps/deter creeps

I mean, I made two friends off of tinder by saying I was looking for friends so yeah.
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Porn can solve all your problems
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I actually don't like watching porn, either, usually. My imagination is better than real life in this department.
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Jen0125 posted...

god damn it i got modded for quoting smokemasstree

shit sucks

He got purg'ed. Lol
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what'd he even say?
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SunWuKung420 posted...

Jen0125 posted...

god damn it i got modded for quoting smokemasstree

shit sucks

He got purg'ed. Lol

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
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SunWuKung420 posted...

Jen0125 posted...

god damn it i got modded for quoting smokemasstree

shit sucks

He got purg'ed. Lol

at first i thought i got modded for saying his last girlfriend was just fat, not even ugly or anything just overweight. but then i read what i had quoted and realized immediately so i didn't even try to dispute it. it was just a nkl anyway.
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he got purgatory for that?
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MrMelodramatic posted...

he got purgatory for that?

Probably had a bad moderation history
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Good, we don't need people like that around here.
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Amen, dude's turned the shitpost dial up for the past few months
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MrMelodramatic posted...

he got purgatory for that?

he got purgatory for asking what kind of "mongaloid" would date you because we've seen your pic.

so i said i've seen one of your girlfriends and she was just obese/overweight like you but not necessarily ugly. but i got modded for quoting him.
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I saw that post, I just figured he had said something somewhere else that got his purg'd.
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