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NeonOctopus 05/17/17 11:02:47 AM #1:	??? --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:879269348] in If men get... [t:75355784]...</cite> <quote>???</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Melonfarms 05/17/17 11:03:19 AM #2:	To be one of those virgins. --- PSN: obsurdrandom <cite>Melonfarms posted [p:879269378] in If men get... [t:75355784]...</cite> <quote>To be one of those virgins.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
St0rmFury 05/17/17 11:04:01 AM #3:	Melonfarms posted... To be one of those virgins. Came in to say this. --- "Average Joe" is a trolling term since it's completely an opinion. "Overachieving" is also an opinion. - SBAllen (Hellhole: 52458377) <cite>St0rmFury posted [p:879269415] in If men get... [t:75355784]...</cite> <quote><cite>Melonfarms posted...</cite> <quote>To be one of those virgins.</quote> Came in to say this.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkphoenix181 05/17/17 11:04:15 AM #4:	1/72 of a man's attention --- sigless user is me or am I? <cite>darkphoenix181 posted [p:879269424] in If men get... [t:75355784]...</cite> <quote>1/72 of a man's attention</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 05/17/17 11:04:26 AM #5:	St0rmFury posted... Melonfarms posted... To be one of those virgins. Came in to say this. Sounds like a bum deal for them >_> Also, what if they were a huuuuuge slut --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:879269434] in If men get... [t:75355784]...</cite> <quote><cite>St0rmFury posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Melonfarms posted...</cite> <quote>To be one of those virgins.</quote> Came in to say this.</quote> Sounds like a bum deal for them >_> Also, what if they were a huuuuuge slut</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirkDiggles 05/17/17 11:05:04 AM #6:	I thought it was 99 virgins. --- http://i.imgur.com/jJ4fn99.gif http://i.imgur.com/Boxw8r4.gif <cite>DirkDiggles posted [p:879269461] in If men get... [t:75355784]...</cite> <quote>I thought it was 99 virgins.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JlM 05/17/17 11:07:18 AM #7:	Stoned for being a woman. --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh <cite>JlM posted [p:879269558] in If men get... [t:75355784]...</cite> <quote>Stoned for being a woman.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
St0rmFury 05/17/17 11:07:46 AM #8:	DirkDiggles posted... I thought it was 99 virgins. Those were red balloons. --- "Average Joe" is a trolling term since it's completely an opinion. "Overachieving" is also an opinion. - SBAllen (Hellhole: 52458377) <cite>St0rmFury posted [p:879269580] in If men get... [t:75355784]...</cite> <quote><cite>DirkDiggles posted...</cite> <quote>I thought it was 99 virgins.</quote> Those were red balloons.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tekutso 05/17/17 11:08:53 AM #9:	Woman don't matter in that religion. --- Nerd Gamefaqs Finest <cite>Tekutso posted [p:879269634] in If men get... [t:75355784]...</cite> <quote>Woman don't matter in that religion.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Were_Wyrm 05/17/17 11:13:21 AM #10:	--- I was a God, Valeria. I found it...beneath me. - Dr. Doom http://i.imgur.com/9gYddqW.jpg <cite>Were_Wyrm posted [p:879269837] in If men get... [t:75355784]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 05/17/17 11:13:51 AM #11:	Were_Wyrm posted... loooooooooool --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:879269859] in If men get... [t:75355784]...</cite> <quote><cite>Were_Wyrm posted...</cite> <quote></quote> loooooooooool</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkphoenix181 05/17/17 11:14:31 AM #12:	Tekutso posted... Woman don't matter in that religion. ? I thought they were empower by its feminist values http://www.huffingtonpost.com/gabby-aossey/muslims-are-the-true-feminists_b_9877692.html Contrary to American popular belief, Islam has a culture and history of women empowerment. https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/on-faith/the-islam-that-empowers-women/2013/03/08/4514b2c4-87fa-11e2-9d71-f0feafdd1394_story.html?utm_term=.dfc29dad743f But such assessments focus on Muslim women as the victims of religion and often fail to appreciate the empowerment a number of these women experience precisely as a result of their faith in the unity of God (Tawhid), and the belief in Prophet Mohammad as the last messenger of God. The agency of women by virtue of their faith is often overlooked. --- sigless user is me or am I? <cite>darkphoenix181 posted [p:879269900] in If men get... [t:75355784]...</cite> <quote><cite>Tekutso posted...</cite> <quote>Woman don't matter in that religion.</quote> ? I thought they were empower by its feminist values http://www.huffingtonpost.com/gabby-aossey/muslims-are-the-true-feminists_b_9877692.html <quote>Contrary to American popular belief, Islam has a culture and history of women empowerment.</quote> https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/on-faith/the-islam-that-empowers-women/2013/03/08/4514b2c4-87fa-11e2-9d71-f0feafdd1394_story.html?utm_term=.dfc29dad743f <quote>But such assessments focus on Muslim women as the victims of religion and often fail to appreciate the empowerment a number of these women experience precisely as a result of their faith in the unity of God (Tawhid), and the belief in Prophet Mohammad as the last messenger of God. The agency of women by virtue of their faith is often overlooked.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChromaticAngel 05/17/17 11:22:45 AM #13:	darkphoenix181 posted... The agency of women by virtue of their faith is often overlooked. So much agency that they can't divorce men, but the men can divorce them just by saying "I divorce you" three times, have rules on how they are beaten, and need 4 male witnesses to confirm sexual assault. --- https://puu.sh/tcLsT/24f4611235.png <cite>ChromaticAngel posted [p:879270248] in If men get... [t:75355784]...</cite> <quote><cite>darkphoenix181 posted...</cite> <quote>The agency of women by virtue of their faith is often overlooked.</quote> So much agency that they can't divorce men, but the men can divorce them just by saying "I divorce you" three times, have rules on how they are beaten, and need 4 male witnesses to confirm sexual assault.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Laserion 05/17/17 11:24:51 AM #15:	What if they are wives? Are they made virgins for the afterlife? --- There is no "would of", "should of" or "could of". <cite>Laserion posted [p:879270356] in If men get... [t:75355784]...</cite> <quote>What if they are wives? Are they made virgins for the afterlife?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EyeWontBeFooled 05/17/17 11:26:19 AM #16:	Spooking posted... St0rmFury posted... DirkDiggles posted... I thought it was 99 virgins. Those were red balloons. Or bottles of beer on the wall. Not in Islamic countries, there isn't. --- You come up with something better! <cite>EyeWontBeFooled posted [p:879270426] in If men get... [t:75355784]...</cite> <quote><cite>Spooking posted...</cite> <quote><cite>St0rmFury posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DirkDiggles posted...</cite> <quote>I thought it was 99 virgins.</quote> Those were red balloons.</quote> Or bottles of beer on the wall.</quote> Not in Islamic countries, there isn't.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
weapon_d00d816 05/17/17 11:28:01 AM #17:	Were_Wyrm posted... I'm so glad the red circle told me where to look. I would have been fixated on those neon signs out of frame. --- SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG <cite>weapon_d00d816 posted [p:879270501] in If men get... [t:75355784]...</cite> <quote><cite>Were_Wyrm posted...</cite> <quote></quote> I'm so glad the red circle told me where to look. I would have been fixated on those neon signs out of frame.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Laserion 05/17/17 11:32:00 AM #18:	Found something: http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/recycled/2010/03/honey_im_dead.html --- There is no "would of", "should of" or "could of". <cite>Laserion posted [p:879270712] in If men get... [t:75355784]...</cite> <quote>Found something: http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/recycled/2010/03/honey_im_dead.html</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
snesmaster40 05/17/17 11:33:15 AM #19:	Probably 72 pairs of shoes or 72 cake factories. --- Vinesauce Joel's reaction to "7 GRAND DAD" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF-xdiL7Nr0 <cite>snesmaster40 posted [p:879270766] in If men get... [t:75355784]...</cite> <quote>Probably 72 pairs of shoes or 72 cake factories.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 05/17/17 11:38:21 AM #20:	So women get to choose 1 man while the men get 72 women? smh --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:879271025] in If men get... [t:75355784]...</cite> <quote>So women get to choose 1 man while the men get 72 women? smh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ROBANN_88 05/17/17 11:41:22 AM #21:	so, if a woman "marries" a man in the afterlife, does that get in the way of him getting his 72 virgins? is she one of those 72? --- http://i.imgur.com/cUNC8DI.jpg <cite>ROBANN_88 posted [p:879271178] in If men get... [t:75355784]...</cite> <quote>so, if a woman "marries" a man in the afterlife, does that get in the way of him getting his 72 virgins? is she one of those 72?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VectorChaos 05/17/17 11:47:34 AM #22:	72 CEmen --- PSN VectorChaos http://i.imgur.com/ftMERkZ.jpg XBL Vector Chaos http://i.imgur.com/10hWZ95.png http://i.imgur.com/MZMOLx0.jpg http://i.imgur.com/R2jRl8F.jpg <cite>VectorChaos posted [p:879271518] in If men get... [t:75355784]...</cite> <quote>72 CEmen</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thugstar 05/17/17 12:26:47 PM #23:	72 kitchens <cite>Thugstar posted [p:879273810] in If men get... [t:75355784]...</cite> <quote>72 kitchens</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WizardPowers 05/17/17 12:28:26 PM #24:	72 dildos --- http://i.imgur.com/FS3aeNW.png <cite>WizardPowers posted [p:879273912] in If men get... [t:75355784]...</cite> <quote>72 dildos</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DoGCyN 05/17/17 12:28:33 PM #25:	72 peaches --- --- <cite>DoGCyN posted [p:879273918] in If men get... [t:75355784]...</cite> <quote>72 peaches</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PoopPotato 05/17/17 12:31:43 PM #26:	According to that article from slate, there are no butt holes in heaven. No fun. --- http://i.minus.com/i5EWBMXTN4ERv.gif <cite>PoopPotato posted [p:879274077] in If men get... [t:75355784]...</cite> <quote>According to that article from slate, there are no butt holes in heaven. No fun.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
St0rmFury 05/17/17 12:36:41 PM #27:	72 goats. --- "Average Joe" is a trolling term since it's completely an opinion. "Overachieving" is also an opinion. - SBAllen (Hellhole: 52458377) <cite>St0rmFury posted [p:879274330] in If men get... [t:75355784]...</cite> <quote>72 goats.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slothica 05/17/17 12:46:24 PM #28:	Women don't matter in any major religion, so we probably get nothing. --- I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked. 3DS FC: 2079-7127-4943 (Pokemon IGN: Zombie, Sage) <cite>slothica posted [p:879274847] in If men get... [t:75355784]...</cite> <quote>Women don't matter in any major religion, so we probably get nothing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkphoenix181 05/17/17 12:54:10 PM #29:	slothica posted... Women don't matter in any major religion, so we probably get nothing. you haven't heard of Mary Queen of Heaven? there is a story where she basically tells God and Jesus that they weren't being nice and she decides to have mercy on them when neither God or Jesus would it is quoted in a booklet with page and text it was from but I don't have that with me atm and it is hard to google that story but suffice this: https://www.catholic.com/magazine/print-edition/mary-mother-of-salvation --- sigless user is me or am I? <cite>darkphoenix181 posted [p:879275266] in If men get... [t:75355784]...</cite> <quote><cite>slothica posted...</cite> <quote>Women don't matter in any major religion, so we probably get nothing.</quote> you haven't heard of Mary Queen of Heaven? there is a story where she basically tells God and Jesus that they weren't being nice and she decides to have mercy on them when neither God or Jesus would it is quoted in a booklet with page and text it was from but I don't have that with me atm and it is hard to google that story but suffice this: https://www.catholic.com/magazine/print-edition/mary-mother-of-salvation</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Verdekal 05/17/17 12:55:18 PM #30:	Damn, I guess way more women than men must die. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! <cite>Verdekal posted [p:879275337] in If men get... [t:75355784]...</cite> <quote>Damn, I guess way more women than men must die.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkphoenix181 05/17/17 1:16:13 PM #31:	Verdekal posted... Damn, I guess way more women than men must die. just more true muslim women who get saved more men going to hell I guess --- sigless user is me or am I? <cite>darkphoenix181 posted [p:879276513] in If men get... [t:75355784]...</cite> <quote><cite>Verdekal posted...</cite> <quote>Damn, I guess way more women than men must die.</quote> just more true muslim women who get saved more men going to hell I guess</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IHeartRadiation 05/17/17 1:39:58 PM #32:	Honest 72 virgins is a bum deal. After the 72nd time they're just a bunch of nags you're stuck with for eternity. --- I enjoy the finer points of ham <cite>IHeartRadiation posted [p:879277845] in If men get... [t:75355784]...</cite> <quote>Honest 72 virgins is a bum deal. After the 72nd time they're just a bunch of nags you're stuck with for eternity.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slothica 05/17/17 1:51:52 PM #33:	darkphoenix181 posted... you haven't heard of Mary Queen of Heaven? Story is invalid so long as members of the religion continue to believe that that women should be subservient to men. --- I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked. 3DS FC: 2079-7127-4943 (Pokemon IGN: Zombie, Sage) <cite>slothica posted [p:879278562] in If men get... [t:75355784]...</cite> <quote><cite>darkphoenix181 posted...</cite> <quote>you haven't heard of Mary Queen of Heaven?</quote> Story is invalid so long as members of the religion continue to believe that that women should be subservient to men.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Laserion 05/17/17 7:33:04 PM #34:	Verdekal posted... Damn, I guess way more women than men must die. No. The 72 virgins are celestial beings created specifically for the saved men. Supposedly the human wife that also goes to Heaven is the boss of them, since she was faithful while on Earth. --- There is no "would of", "should of" or "could of". <cite>Laserion posted [p:879299605] in If men get... [t:75355784]...</cite> <quote><cite>Verdekal posted...</cite> <quote>Damn, I guess way more women than men must die.</quote> No. The 72 virgins are celestial beings created specifically for the saved men. Supposedly the human wife that also goes to Heaven is the boss of them, since she was faithful while on Earth.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheBiggerWiggle 05/17/17 7:36:22 PM #35:	In all honesty they probably get 72 beatings for dying without the permission of a man. --- I have trouble concentrating because I have 80HD. <cite>TheBiggerWiggle posted [p:879299796] in If men get... [t:75355784]...</cite> <quote>In all honesty they probably get 72 beatings for dying without the permission of a man.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkphoenix181 05/18/17 2:24:16 PM #36:	Laserion posted... Verdekal posted... Damn, I guess way more women than men must die. No. The 72 virgins are celestial beings created specifically for the saved men. Supposedly the human wife that also goes to Heaven is the boss of them, since she was faithful while on Earth. how does she boss them? --- sigless user is me or am I? <cite>darkphoenix181 posted [p:879348760] in If men get... [t:75355784]...</cite> <quote><cite>Laserion posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Verdekal posted...</cite> <quote>Damn, I guess way more women than men must die.</quote> No. The 72 virgins are celestial beings created specifically for the saved men. Supposedly the human wife that also goes to Heaven is the boss of them, since she was faithful while on Earth.</quote> how does she boss them?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PiOverlord 05/18/17 2:30:41 PM #37:	darkphoenix181 posted... slothica posted... Women don't matter in any major religion, so we probably get nothing. you haven't heard of Mary Queen of Heaven? there is a story where she basically tells God and Jesus that they weren't being nice and she decides to have mercy on them when neither God or Jesus would it is quoted in a booklet with page and text it was from but I don't have that with me atm and it is hard to google that story but suffice this: https://www.catholic.com/magazine/print-edition/mary-mother-of-salvation Catholics have distorted the Word of God so much that they practically are another religion. --- Number of legendary 500 post topics: 26, 500th posts: 15; PiO ATTN: 2 Thank the lord, the PiOverlord! RotM wins 1 <cite>PiOverlord posted [p:879349193] in If men get... [t:75355784]...</cite> <quote><cite>darkphoenix181 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>slothica posted...</cite> <quote>Women don't matter in any major religion, so we probably get nothing.</quote> you haven't heard of Mary Queen of Heaven? there is a story where she basically tells God and Jesus that they weren't being nice and she decides to have mercy on them when neither God or Jesus would it is quoted in a booklet with page and text it was from but I don't have that with me atm and it is hard to google that story but suffice this: https://www.catholic.com/magazine/print-edition/mary-mother-of-salvation</quote> Catholics have distorted the Word of God so much that they practically are another religion.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thrillwell 05/18/17 2:59:27 PM #38:	Herpes --- Novus Ordo Seclorum <cite>Thrillwell posted [p:879351065] in If men get... [t:75355784]...</cite> <quote>Herpes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ClockworkHare 05/18/17 10:49:41 PM #39:	Terrorists get 72 dudes who look like Danny DeVito waiting for them. --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. http://ultraimg.com/images/2016/11/11/xWp0.gif http://ultraimg.com/images/2016/11/11/xWpz.gif <cite>ClockworkHare posted [p:879380233] in If men get... [t:75355784]...</cite> <quote>Terrorists get 72 dudes who look like Danny DeVito waiting for them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > If men get 72 virgins when they die, what do the women get? >_>