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Solar_Crimson
05/18/17 1:01:10 PM
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The other one purged a few days ago, so here's an updated, expanded one.

If you prefer men, then these are all male or their male counterparts (merman, incubus).


Angel - A pious, graceful blond woman with large white bird-like wings on her back and occasional halo over her head. Very empathetic with a warm gentleness, she has a very strong sense of justice and morality. She can sense when people are about to pass on and will try to ease their journey if able. Has a special, motherly love for children. Absolutely hates demons and other "unclean" creatures (including many on this list), and is not opposed to efforts to "cleanse" the Earth of them. She will not stand for any criticism of or slander against Heaven or the Heavenly Host. Pretty sexually-uptight--she sees conception as by far the most important reason to have sex--and will refuse any act that she sees as demeaning or ungodly.

Dryad - A plant nymph with light green skin and dark green, grass-like "hair". Loves the sun, as her skin cells are full of chlorophyll, and spends much of her time outside to soak in the sun's rays for photosynthesis; the soles of her feet also contain tiny pores that allow her to absorb water and other nutrients from the ground. During periods of prolonged cloudiness, she will become increasingly moody and agitated until the sun returns; UV lights are not a substitute, and she will be insulted if they are suggested as an alternative. Has some control and influence over nearby plant life. HIGHLY susceptible to fire, so it is not wise to have her cook.

Elf - A beautiful maiden from a hidden forest village who stands at only 4-foot-2 (50 inches), and has long, pointy ears. Highly intelligent, very sweet, and domestic-minded, but is annoyed by constant misconceptions and accusations of her being a child, despite being in the equivalent of her race's late-20s (and by the numbers, over 100 years old). This makes her self-conscious, and will refuse to show PDA or even hold hands in public; she even struggles with this in private, so she may take some convincing to copulate.

Fairy - A whimsical young lady with insect-like wings, she stands at a mere two inches tall; however, she can use her own brand of magic to bring you down to her level, so to speak. If so desired, she can even make you small enough to fit in the palm of HER hand. Somewhat of a prankster, and you are not immune to her antics. As expected of her size, she is very fragile, so care must be taken when handling her while at your full stature; you will even need to be cognizant of where you walk and sit, on the chance that she could have found herself below you.

Jinni - A mystical genie of Arabic origin with powerful magical abilities, her life is tied to an ancient artifact such as the stereotypical lamp. She lives in this artifact and cannot venture more than 30 feet away from it, so it must be carried along when traveling. The sky is the limit in regards to what her magic can potentially do for you and/or herself (except freeing her from the artifact), and while she is very wise, she is also very cryptic and fickle. Whether or not she will grant your wishes--and HOW she will grant said wishes--depends on her mood and personal/moral hang-ups.
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Solar_Crimson
05/18/17 1:01:14 PM
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Mermaid - An aquatic maiden who has a fish-like lower body, which will become a scaly waist and pair of legs when outside of water. However, while on dry land, she will gradually dry up, especially on hot, sunny days, so she will have to make constant return trips to a large-enough body of water to rehydrate herself. On rainy days, she will happily play outside, but will flee to safety if there is lightning. A lover of seafood and excels at hunting underwater, and she will share her haul with you if so desired. It is recommended to have a large pool with regularly-filtered water installed for her comfort, if a water-side residence is not an option.

Old One - She looks like a gorgeous woman on the outside... but is in fact a horrific, eldritch creature from a completely alien, unfathomably-ancient dimension. Her true form is so bizarre that the human mind will struggle to perceive it in a form that it can comprehend; however, most people will have their minds shattered and go mad. One with enough mental fortitude can resist its effects for a time. If under extreme mental or emotional duress, she will revert to her true form as she goes to eliminate whatever is bothering her; this could also result in collateral damage on at least a regional scale. Additionally, she can shapeshift her "human" body parts, travel between dimensions and even across vast distances of space in minutes, and has minor reality-warping powers. Hundreds of billions of years old, witty, and has a wealth of knowledge of the Universe. While she is open to a relationship, she more-or-less sees humans and other "lower lifeforms" as no more than bugs to her, and is fond of meddling with their lives for nothing more than her own curiosity and amusement.

Succubus - An alluring, buxom demon with horns on her head, a pair of bat-like wings on her back, and a stereotypical devil tail. As expected, she is sexually-experienced, and VERY flirty and kinky with a large sexual appetite; she may even sometimes bring her succubi friends to play along. She will flirt with and even get rather touchy-feelly with your friends, male or female. Sexually, she is open to almost anything, and has actually tried nearly everything at least once in her long life. She may or may not be after your soul.

Vampire - A pale-skinned, dark-haired young woman who is severely weakened by sunlight; it won't kill her, but she will need an umbrella or cloak if outside during the day, especially on very sunny days; however, this is rarely a problem because she is a night owl who sleeps for 6-8 hours during the day. Requires a weekly bloodmeal of 1-and-a-half pints, or else she will lose her mind and lash out. Her bites will not turn you into a vampire, as she needs human blood to sustain herself. Due to being indoors most of the time, she is a massive bookworm and, as of late, avid gamer, and has also taken to programming and software design.

Werewolf - A lycanthrope who is very hairy, even in her human form, which also possesses sharp nails on her hands and feet; due to this, she is often barefoot or wears sandals, even in winter. A bit of a tomboy, she is extremely hotblooded and wild, and very blunt and tactless in her words, but is also very loyal and genuinely cares for those close to her. She eschews academic pursuits in favor of athletic endeavors. She can freely shift between her human and werewolf forms, but on nights of the full moon, this transformation is involuntary, and her wild, violent inclinations are boosted in the process, while her reasoning and inhibitions are hindered. On these nights, she departs to the wilderness to run with her pack until morning, and brutal fights with rival werewolf clans may be involved in these excursions.
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Solar_Crimson
05/18/17 6:22:36 PM
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garan
05/18/17 6:24:06 PM
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Vampire is such an easy choice here. I'd love to see someone who would pick Old One for reasons other than trolling.
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darkphoenix181
05/18/17 6:30:48 PM
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so angel wouldn't shove my face into her huge boobs?
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KILBOTz
05/18/17 6:38:04 PM
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how DTF is the jinni? i went vampire but dryad and jinni were possibilities.
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Solar_Crimson
05/18/17 6:59:35 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
so angel wouldn't shove my face into her huge boobs?

More than likely not. She'd be fine if you subdue it a bit (kisses and such), but go too far, and she will scold you.

KILBOTz posted...
how DTF is the jinni?

Depends on the day.
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darkphoenix181
05/18/17 7:01:15 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
and she will scold you.


go on
will she say I been a naughty boy?
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Solar_Crimson
05/18/17 7:05:16 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
Solar_Crimson posted...
and she will scold you.


go on
will she say I been a naughty boy?

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l33t_iRk3n_Rm33
05/18/17 7:06:19 PM
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Probably either succubus, werewolf, or vampire. The elaboration on the angel's description has got me officially turned off, and the others in heck yeah tier have been removed.

Picked succubus.
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slothica
05/18/17 7:08:20 PM
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Vampire. I like goth chicks.

I'd have said succubus, but that never ends well.
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Octaivian_Rex
05/18/17 7:11:08 PM
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garan posted...
I'd love to see someone who would pick Old One for reasons other than trolling.


Go big or go home. While the rest of you reenact the plots of various young adult novels I'll be married to a god.
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MetaFalconPunch
05/18/17 7:20:33 PM
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Succubus. Always succu-

Solar_Crimson posted...
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Vampire -
Due to being indoors most of the time, she is a massive bookworm and, as of late, avid gamer, and has also taken to programming and software design.


HMMMMMM.

Why you do this to me
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fire_bolt
05/18/17 7:59:13 PM
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I REALLY wanted to like Angel :(
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FL81
05/18/17 8:01:16 PM
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Solar_Crimson
05/18/17 8:51:42 PM
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fire_bolt posted...
I REALLY wanted to like Angel :(

I guess I went a bit overboard with her as a fundamentalist type.
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fire_bolt
05/18/17 9:08:16 PM
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Yea, I think even hardcore fundamentalists would probs pass on that
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DezCaughtIt
05/18/17 9:09:21 PM
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For a second there I thought this was a continuation of Hubbin's fuck a Final Fantasy monster topics
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Lonestar2000
05/18/17 9:17:02 PM
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Jinni sounds the best.
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dave_is_slick
05/18/17 9:28:13 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
If so desired, she can even make you small enough to fit in the palm of HER hand.

This may have sealed the deal.
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Drunk Cobra
05/18/17 9:54:49 PM
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Lonestar2000 posted...
Jinni sounds the best.

Though I did almost go with old one.
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Soviet_Shurima
05/18/17 9:55:32 PM
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does the Succubus have a penis?
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Shotgunnova
05/18/17 9:57:19 PM
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Was going to pick elf, but being 4' is Bosmer-level lulz.
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neverwin
05/18/17 10:05:31 PM
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Elf, despite my lack of forwardness, I'm very good at talking my way through things and I would treat her with respect.
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Solar_Crimson
05/18/17 11:27:57 PM
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Soviet_Shurima posted...
does the Succubus have a penis?

Not unless you want an incubus.
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garan
05/19/17 12:53:45 AM
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Octaivian_Rex posted...
garan posted...
I'd love to see someone who would pick Old One for reasons other than trolling.


Go big or go home. While the rest of you reenact the plots of various young adult novels I'll be married to a god.


A god that will destroy you because you are a pointless little gnat.
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MetaFalconPunch
05/19/17 1:26:58 AM
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What do you think @Latino_King?
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Hash-Brown
05/19/17 1:30:53 AM
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Soviet_Shurima posted...
does the Succubus have a penis?

That is an incubus.
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Latino_King
05/19/17 1:30:55 AM
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I'd go with Vampire if it's a long term relationship, and Succubus if it's a rather short one.
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Hash-Brown
05/19/17 1:32:08 AM
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Fairy since I always had a thing for Tinkerbell. Plus fairies are very kinky and sexual.
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FF_Redux
05/19/17 1:34:56 AM
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Can Jinni be the Djinn from the recent American Gods show?
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Kanaya413
05/19/17 1:50:02 AM
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Hot vamp gamer pls
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Esrac
05/19/17 2:15:42 AM
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I selected Elf before reading the descriptions.

Eh...still think Elf because she seems like the least likely to try to kill or sabotage me.
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hyperpsycho
05/19/17 2:18:11 AM
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Dryad or Jinni. Vampire is too high maintenance.
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fire_bolt
05/19/17 2:33:09 AM
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hyperpsycho posted...
Dryad or Jinni. Vampire is too high maintenance.


Honestly, thinking about it I don't think a human could survive losing that much blood consistently. It takes over a month to replace the blood you lose when donating blood, and they only take a pint. The biggest problem is your body would quickly deplete its iron stores, which it burns when it needs to replace lost blood due to injury. You'd probably be fine for the first couple of her meals (unless you're female, females typically have much lower iron counts than men due to menstruation) but it'd kill you fairly quickly after that.

You'd either need to find a couple of people to help you feed her, turn her loose to find her own meals, or convince her to buy bagged blood to nom. Not sure any of those are really great choices
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Solar_Crimson
05/19/17 7:02:05 AM
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FF_Redux posted...
Can Jinni be the Djinn from the recent American Gods show?

I don't watch that show, but if you're trying to go for a male counterpart, sure.

fire_bolt posted...
Honestly, thinking about it I don't think a human could survive losing that much blood consistently. It takes over a month to replace the blood you lose when donating blood, and they only take a pint. The biggest problem is your body would quickly deplete its iron stores, which it burns when it needs to replace lost blood due to injury. You'd probably be fine for the first couple of her meals (unless you're female, females typically have much lower iron counts than men due to menstruation) but it'd kill you fairly quickly after that.

You'd either need to find a couple of people to help you feed her, turn her loose to find her own meals, or convince her to buy bagged blood to nom. Not sure any of those are really great choices

Huh, I guess I should have made the period longer. (Like a month or so.)
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Ilishe
05/19/17 7:13:29 AM
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Picked vampire without reading.

Would probably slay her. Then actually slay her.
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Sami1000
05/19/17 7:16:10 AM
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During periods of prolonged cloudiness, she will become increasingly moody and agitated until the sun returns;

Yeah, Dryad is out for me. She would go insane in Finland. I don't think 3.5 months of sunny, and if lucky 4.5 months is enough for her. I'm not going to deal with her whining for 8 months per year.

Jinni is tempting, but she might snap at me and throw me in to space and make immortal. Hell, she might even make the whole world very different place.

Elf it is.easy choice.
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Kisai
05/19/17 7:19:31 AM
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It's hard for me to choose between Elf and Fairy... ;_;
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Kineth
05/19/17 7:21:31 AM
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Dryad because I'm a hippie and live in Texas.
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Solar_Crimson
05/19/17 11:09:13 AM
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BUMP

No love for the Mermaid so far. She wasn't popular in the previous version either, but the Zombie was even less popular.
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FF_Redux
05/19/17 2:55:31 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...

I don't watch that show, but if you're trying to go for a male counterpart, sure.


Yes, it's the one with glowing eyes

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ThePrinceFish
05/19/17 2:56:40 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
Old One - She looks like a gorgeous woman on the outside... but is in fact a horrific, eldritch creature from a completely alien, unfathomably-ancient dimension. Her true form is so bizarre that the human mind will struggle to perceive it in a form that it can comprehend; however, most people will have their minds shattered and go mad. One with enough mental fortitude can resist its effects for a time. If under extreme mental or emotional duress, she will revert to her true form as she goes to eliminate whatever is bothering her; this could also result in collateral damage on at least a regional scale. Additionally, she can shapeshift her "human" body parts, travel between dimensions and even across vast distances of space in minutes, and has minor reality-warping powers. Hundreds of billions of years old, witty, and has a wealth of knowledge of the Universe. While she is open to a relationship, she more-or-less sees humans and other "lower lifeforms" as no more than bugs to her, and is fond of meddling with their lives for nothing more than her own curiosity and amusement.

D:
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Calwyn
05/19/17 3:03:23 PM
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I voted Angel the last time this topic was made, but some new things in her description this time have made me reconsider. My final vote goes to Fairy (the idea of having an adorable pocket waifu sounds great) but both Dryad and Jinni also sound like great choices.
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MACisBack
05/19/17 3:04:37 PM
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I didn't pursue one, but I have come to believe one has pursued me, and it is a Succubus
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Solar_Crimson
05/19/17 6:43:42 PM
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GOATTHlEF posted...
Octaivian_Rex posted...
garan posted...
I'd love to see someone who would pick Old One for reasons other than trolling.


Go big or go home. While the rest of you reenact the plots of various young adult novels I'll be married to a god.


Dis, plus she'd have the most experience and maturity out of all of the listed ones.

Depends on how you define "maturity". You could argue that her willingness to meddle in and potentially ruin the lives of other people just for her amusement and curiosity is a mark of immaturity. Then again, her moral compass is likely beyond our comprehension.
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fire_bolt
05/19/17 7:04:36 PM
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I feel like this topic is sorely lacking in pics
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Solar_Crimson
05/20/17 10:04:46 AM
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BUMP

fire_bolt posted...
I feel like this topic is sorely lacking in pics

If I could draw, I would have definitely represented these ladies in art form (with a bullet list of their details).
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-Van_Zan-
05/20/17 10:08:24 AM
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Other: an elf version of my wife.
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