Current Events > Scenario: You have to get vegy laid by a cute white chick or die.

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CrimsonAngeI 05/19/17 11:06:37 AM #1:	Can you do it? Yes. Literally impossible. View Results You wake up in a strange location with vegy and a stranger. The stranger tells you he has implanted a bomb in your head and you have 48 hours to get vegy laid by a cute white chick or the bomb explodes. The only stipulation is you can't pay the cute white chick to sleep with vegy, he has to rely solely on his charm and any advice you give him. --- Why am I here? <cite>CrimsonAngeI posted [p:879404788] in Scenario: ... [t:75363475]...</cite> <quote> Can you do it? Yes. Literally impossible. View Results You wake up in a strange location with vegy and a stranger. The stranger tells you he has implanted a bomb in your head and you have 48 hours to get vegy laid by a cute white chick or the bomb explodes. The only stipulation is you can't pay the cute white chick to sleep with vegy, he has to rely solely on his charm and any advice you give him.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EnragedSlith 05/19/17 11:10:00 AM #2:	I'm seeing a sexy redhead that would likely be down to get double teamed, so sure --- http://i.imgur.com/gIoselB.gif https://i.imgur.com/p8iCfHF.jpg <cite>EnragedSlith posted [p:879404945] in Scenario: ... [t:75363475]...</cite> <quote>I'm seeing a sexy redhead that would likely be down to get double teamed, so sure</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Soviet_Shurima 05/19/17 11:11:18 AM #3:	i dress up as a cute girl and assume the position --- I am Microwaved_Eggs "CE has also complained before" - Terra-enforcer <cite>Soviet_Shurima posted [p:879405007] in Scenario: ... [t:75363475]...</cite> <quote>i dress up as a cute girl and assume the position</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Go_Croconaw 05/19/17 11:12:05 AM #5:	It was a nice life guys. <cite>Go_Croconaw posted [p:879405046] in Scenario: ... [t:75363475]...</cite> <quote>It was a nice life guys.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
megATOMOS 05/19/17 11:13:05 AM #6:	I don't know what he looks like or what age he could be a small asian boy or a morbidly obese neckbeard --- http://i.imgur.com/8GzlC.gif <cite>megATOMOS posted [p:879405087] in Scenario: ... [t:75363475]...</cite> <quote>I don't know what he looks like or what age he could be a small asian boy or a morbidly obese neckbeard</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KiwiTerraRizing 05/19/17 11:13:10 AM #7:	Didn't say I couldn't threaten her. --- Jake Peralta: World's Grossest Pervert <cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted [p:879405095] in Scenario: ... [t:75363475]...</cite> <quote>Didn't say I couldn't threaten her.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Feline_Heart 05/19/17 11:13:37 AM #8:	Deal. I'd tell her that he just found out he has a rare disease and the doctors told him he only has 5 months left to live. She'll feel sympathetic for him, I get him to act sensitive and kind of sad and she feels bad and bangs him. Easy <cite>Feline_Heart posted [p:879405119] in Scenario: ... [t:75363475]...</cite> <quote>Deal. I'd tell her that he just found out he has a rare disease and the doctors told him he only has 5 months left to live. She'll feel sympathetic for him, I get him to act sensitive and kind of sad and she feels bad and bangs him. Easy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
V-E-G-Y- 05/19/17 4:08:44 PM #9:	CE cmon man --- http://i.imgur.com/L6MQGtI.gif http://i.imgur.com/HAj1Ocp.gif http://i.imgur.com/Op6gMTg.gif http://i.imgur.com/hNkY6mv.gif <cite>V-E-G-Y- posted [p:879421849] in Scenario: ... [t:75363475]...</cite> <quote>CE cmon man</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slothica 05/19/17 4:10:10 PM #10:	Well I could fuck him myself, but I'd rather die. --- I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked. 3DS FC: 2079-7127-4943 (Pokemon IGN: Zombie, Sage) <cite>slothica posted [p:879421915] in Scenario: ... [t:75363475]...</cite> <quote>Well I could fuck him myself, but I'd rather die.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
V-E-G-Y- 05/19/17 4:11:54 PM #11:	TC said cute --- http://i.imgur.com/L6MQGtI.gif http://i.imgur.com/HAj1Ocp.gif http://i.imgur.com/Op6gMTg.gif http://i.imgur.com/hNkY6mv.gif <cite>V-E-G-Y- posted [p:879422036] in Scenario: ... [t:75363475]...</cite> <quote>TC said cute</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 05/19/17 4:12:24 PM #12:	I'd be pissed about the whole situation so I would kick the fucking shit out of him first. Then THEN I would try to work some miracle magic and get the little putz laid. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:879422068] in Scenario: ... [t:75363475]...</cite> <quote>I'd be pissed about the whole situation so I would kick the fucking shit out of him first. Then THEN I would try to work some miracle magic and get the little putz laid.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slothica 05/19/17 4:13:00 PM #13:	V-E-G-Y- posted... TC said cute Touché. --- I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked. 3DS FC: 2079-7127-4943 (Pokemon IGN: Zombie, Sage) <cite>slothica posted [p:879422096] in Scenario: ... [t:75363475]...</cite> <quote><cite>V-E-G-Y- posted...</cite> <quote>TC said cute </quote> Touché.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Eat More Beef 05/19/17 4:14:34 PM #14:	It depends on his age and looks. How would you describe yourself, honestly, vegy? --- I wrote a book. You can check it out, and other free short stories at http://www.aarondeck.com <cite>Eat More Beef posted [p:879422198] in Scenario: ... [t:75363475]...</cite> <quote>It depends on his age and looks. How would you describe yourself, honestly, vegy?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Soviet_Shurima 05/19/17 4:15:16 PM #15:	vegy is a cute white chick --- I am Microwaved_Eggs "CE has also complained before" - Terra-enforcer <cite>Soviet_Shurima posted [p:879422240] in Scenario: ... [t:75363475]...</cite> <quote>vegy is a cute white chick</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
weapon_d00d816 05/19/17 4:15:59 PM #16:	Cute by whose standards? This is the make or break factor. --- SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG <cite>weapon_d00d816 posted [p:879422294] in Scenario: ... [t:75363475]...</cite> <quote>Cute by whose standards? This is the make or break factor.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CrimsonAngeI 05/19/17 5:25:57 PM #17:	weapon_d00d816 posted... Cute by whose standards? vegy's obviously, he's the one always going on about cute white chicks. --- Why am I here? <cite>CrimsonAngeI posted [p:879426281] in Scenario: ... [t:75363475]...</cite> <quote><cite>weapon_d00d816 posted...</cite> <quote>Cute by whose standards?</quote> vegy's obviously, he's the one always going on about cute white chicks.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jenningsnash313 05/19/17 5:27:42 PM #18:	CrimsonAngeI posted... weapon_d00d816 posted... Cute by whose standards? vegy's obviously, he's the one always going on about cute white chicks. But cute to him is like Alex Daddario standards, which will never happen. --- Currently Playing: Majora's Mask, Final Fantasy XIII, Shadow of Mordor <cite>jenningsnash313 posted [p:879426366] in Scenario: ... [t:75363475]...</cite> <quote><cite>CrimsonAngeI posted...</cite> <quote><cite>weapon_d00d816 posted...</cite> <quote>Cute by whose standards?</quote> vegy's obviously, he's the one always going on about cute white chicks.</quote> But cute to him is like Alex Daddario standards, which will never happen.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kisai 05/19/17 5:29:24 PM #19:	V-E-G-Y- posted... TC said cute I guess I'm out of the running, then. --- WHO MODS THE MODERATORS? <cite>Kisai posted [p:879426464] in Scenario: ... [t:75363475]...</cite> <quote><cite>V-E-G-Y- posted...</cite> <quote>TC said cute</quote> I guess I'm out of the running, then.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
V-E-G-Y- 05/19/17 5:31:40 PM #20:	Alexandra Daddario isn't just cute, she's hot as fuck I wouldn't mind someone like emma roberts or emma watson tbh --- http://i.imgur.com/L6MQGtI.gif http://i.imgur.com/HAj1Ocp.gif http://i.imgur.com/Op6gMTg.gif http://i.imgur.com/hNkY6mv.gif <cite>V-E-G-Y- posted [p:879426602] in Scenario: ... [t:75363475]...</cite> <quote>Alexandra Daddario isn't just cute, she's hot as fuck I wouldn't mind someone like emma roberts or emma watson tbh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vegy 05/20/17 7:15:51 PM #21:	hmm --- http://i.imgur.com/gt58G1y.gif http://i.imgur.com/Kdvuckz.png http://i.imgur.com/SYqReLE.gif <cite>Vegy posted [p:879489762] in Scenario: ... [t:75363475]...</cite> <quote>hmm</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Akagami_Shanks 05/20/17 7:16:31 PM #22:	@CrimsonAngeI what did vegy do to you to deserve this --- The arcana is the means by which all is revealed...The silent voice within one's heart whispers the most profound wisdom <cite>Akagami_Shanks posted [p:879489802] in Scenario: ... [t:75363475]...</cite> <quote>@CrimsonAngeI what did vegy do to you to deserve this</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Soviet_Shurima 05/21/17 6:04:19 PM #23:	bump --- I am Microwaved_Eggs "CE has also complained before" - Terra-enforcer <cite>Soviet_Shurima posted [p:879543706] in Scenario: ... [t:75363475]...</cite> <quote>bump</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cartwheel_Kick 05/21/17 6:06:29 PM #24:	CrimsonAngeI posted... The only stipulation is you can't pay the cute white chick to sleep with vegy Hey, screw you, pal. I don't need your bullshit today <cite>Cartwheel_Kick posted [p:879543829] in Scenario: ... [t:75363475]...</cite> <quote><cite>CrimsonAngeI posted...</cite> <quote> The only stipulation is you can't pay the cute white chick to sleep with vegy</quote> Hey, screw you, pal. I don't need your bullshit today</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nativengine 05/21/17 6:07:49 PM #25:	I'd just bring him to Windsor, Ontario. Buncha girls there with little to no self respect. --- Spread the power of peace and postivity! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S2HRYYZoko <cite>nativengine posted [p:879543905] in Scenario: ... [t:75363475]...</cite> <quote>I'd just bring him to Windsor, Ontario. Buncha girls there with little to no self respect.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkChozoGhost 05/21/17 6:17:37 PM #26:	I'd do my best, but if it came down to the last couple hours, I'd explain the situation to my cute white girlfriend. She'd take one for the team and fuck vegy. Then I'd live with the shame of being cucked by vegy --- My sister's dog bit a hole in my Super Mario Land cartridge. It still works though - Skye Reynolds 3DS FC: 3239-5612-0115 <cite>DarkChozoGhost posted [p:879544399] in Scenario: ... [t:75363475]...</cite> <quote>I'd do my best, but if it came down to the last couple hours, I'd explain the situation to my cute white girlfriend. She'd take one for the team and fuck vegy. Then I'd live with the shame of being cucked by vegy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solid Snake07 05/21/17 6:20:22 PM #27:	Get one of my friends to do it. Don't know how in the he'll I would ever pay them back but I would try --- "People incapable of guilt usually do have a good time" -Detective Rust Cohle <cite>Solid Snake07 posted [p:879544515] in Scenario: ... [t:75363475]...</cite> <quote>Get one of my friends to do it. Don't know how in the he'll I would ever pay them back but I would try</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FF_Redux 05/21/17 6:22:10 PM #29:	Easy I live in Sweden, cute white chicks everywhere. Chicks that sleep around. --- http://i.imgur.com/rK1Lg7L.jpg made by Trigg3rH4ppy http://i.imgur.com/Z4cir.gif http://i.imgur.com/qEyGS.gif http://i.imgur.com/37KDT.gif <cite>FF_Redux posted [p:879544620] in Scenario: ... [t:75363475]...</cite> <quote>Easy I live in Sweden, cute white chicks everywhere. Chicks that sleep around.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
V-E-G-Y- 05/22/17 4:12:11 PM #30:	I hear Sweden has da hottest white chicks tbh --- http://i.imgur.com/L6MQGtI.gif http://i.imgur.com/HAj1Ocp.gif http://i.imgur.com/Op6gMTg.gif http://i.imgur.com/hNkY6mv.gif <cite>V-E-G-Y- posted [p:879601349] in Scenario: ... [t:75363475]...</cite> <quote>I hear Sweden has da hottest white chicks tbh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IHeartRadiation 05/22/17 4:26:37 PM #31:	Laid by as in "she wants to have sex with him" or laid by as in "vegy puts his meat into before it starts smelling" One is vastly easier than the other. --- I enjoy the finer points of ham <cite>IHeartRadiation posted [p:879602354] in Scenario: ... [t:75363475]...</cite> <quote>Laid by as in "she wants to have sex with him" or laid by as in "vegy puts his meat into before it starts smelling" One is vastly easier than the other.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gralon 05/23/17 12:30:07 AM #32:	As if anyone could actually make this happen lmao. <cite>Gralon posted [p:879630958] in Scenario: ... [t:75363475]...</cite> <quote>As if anyone could actually make this happen lmao.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
V-E-G-Y- 05/23/17 6:35:24 AM #33:	Someone HAS TO --- http://i.imgur.com/L6MQGtI.gif http://i.imgur.com/HAj1Ocp.gif http://i.imgur.com/Op6gMTg.gif http://i.imgur.com/hNkY6mv.gif <cite>V-E-G-Y- posted [p:879640802] in Scenario: ... [t:75363475]...</cite> <quote>Someone HAS TO</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrZAP17 05/23/17 6:39:52 AM #34:	1. Go to the emergency room and demand **ing x-rays. Do not worry about money here, because your life is literally in danger. Even if you're triaged you'll be seen eventually. 2a. If nothing shows then the guy was a liar and go back to normal life. 2b. If it shows a bomb get it printed and keep multiple copies. 3. Go to a public place where there are lots of cute white girls and explain the situation. Eventually someone will bite. Probably finished within a day. You just said we couldn't pay them. <cite>MrZAP17 posted [p:879640883] in Scenario: ... [t:75363475]...</cite> <quote>1. Go to the emergency room and demand **ing x-rays. Do not worry about money here, because your life is literally in danger. Even if you're triaged you'll be seen eventually. 2a. If nothing shows then the guy was a liar and go back to normal life. 2b. If it shows a bomb get it printed and keep multiple copies. 3. Go to a public place where there are lots of cute white girls and explain the situation. Eventually someone will bite. Probably finished within a day. You just said we couldn't pay them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
marthsheretoo 05/23/17 6:44:16 AM #35:	DarkChozoGhost posted... I'd do my best, but if it came down to the last couple hours, I'd explain the situation to my cute white girlfriend. She'd take one for the team and fuck vegy. Then I'd live with the shame of being cucked by vegy death's a kinder fate tbh --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro <cite>marthsheretoo posted [p:879640970] in Scenario: ... [t:75363475]...</cite> <quote><cite>DarkChozoGhost posted...</cite> <quote>I'd do my best, but if it came down to the last couple hours, I'd explain the situation to my cute white girlfriend. She'd take one for the team and fuck vegy. Then I'd live with the shame of being cucked by vegy</quote> death's a kinder fate tbh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ssj3vegeta2 05/24/17 8:01:09 AM #36:	I'd treat her right and i wouldn't look down on you for offering me your gf tbh --- http://i.imgur.com/8YZ4i.jpg http://i.imgur.com/205g6FR.gifv http://h-7.abload.de/img/messi02-rm-ucl3ngb.gif http://i.imgur.com/IBJCH6O.jpg <cite>ssj3vegeta2 posted [p:879709361] in Scenario: ... [t:75363475]...</cite> <quote>I'd treat her right and i wouldn't look down on you for offering me your gf tbh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JSancton 05/24/17 8:04:22 AM #37:	Easy. I'm a great wingman bc I'm married and in the military. Girls love military dudes, and then i just hand them off to my friend. --- PSN: JSancton <cite>JSancton posted [p:879709440] in Scenario: ... [t:75363475]...</cite> <quote>Easy. I'm a great wingman bc I'm married and in the military. Girls love military dudes, and then i just hand them off to my friend.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MegaTech 05/24/17 8:06:36 AM #38:	If he would meet up with me this weekend I'd actually try it --- "I'm low-key, like a locksmith workin' on both knees." https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi <cite>MegaTech posted [p:879709504] in Scenario: ... [t:75363475]...</cite> <quote>If he would meet up with me this weekend I'd actually try it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AugustAdoulin 05/24/17 8:13:27 AM #39:	I guess that's the end of me. --- http://i.imgur.com/oxJUXM4.jpg <cite>AugustAdoulin posted [p:879709671] in Scenario: ... [t:75363475]...</cite> <quote>I guess that's the end of me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ssj3vegeta_ 05/25/17 10:42:29 PM #40:	nooo --- http://i.imgur.com/P88EYmN.gif http://i.imgur.com/qxu2L01.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1kMCL.jpg http://i.imgur.com/mvXIh0Q.jpg <cite>ssj3vegeta_ posted [p:879821768] in Scenario: ... [t:75363475]...</cite> <quote>nooo</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Soviet_Shurima 05/27/17 11:41:19 PM #41:	V-E-G-Y- posted... I hear Sweden has da hottest white chicks tbh @FF_Redux --- I am Microwaved_Eggs "CE has also complained before" - Terra-enforcer <cite>Soviet_Shurima posted [p:879939895] in Scenario: ... [t:75363475]...</cite> <quote><cite>V-E-G-Y- posted...</cite> <quote>I hear Sweden has da hottest white chicks tbh</quote> @FF_Redux</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gossipgirl 05/27/17 11:44:23 PM #42:	...I'll pay a hooker I suppose --- You know you love me... XOXO <cite>Gossipgirl posted [p:879940034] in Scenario: ... [t:75363475]...</cite> <quote>...I'll pay a hooker I suppose</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FF_Redux 05/28/17 3:04:14 AM #43:	Soviet_Shurima posted... V-E-G-Y- posted... I hear Sweden has da hottest white chicks tbh @FF_Redux You do realize he posted that right after I had posted? :P I don't get this tag. --- http://i.imgur.com/hRsG4.jpg http://i.imgur.com/Z4cir.gif http://i.imgur.com/qEyGS.gif http://i.imgur.com/37KDT.gif <cite>FF_Redux posted [p:879946641] in Scenario: ... [t:75363475]...</cite> <quote><cite>Soviet_Shurima posted...</cite> <quote><cite>V-E-G-Y- posted...</cite> <quote>I hear Sweden has da hottest white chicks tbh</quote> @FF_Redux</quote> You do realize he posted that right after I had posted? :P I don't get this tag.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpiralDrift 05/28/17 3:11:47 AM #44:	I accidentally voted yes before seeing the stipulation that you can't pay them and can only rely on his personality. But since I've already cast my vote I'll go all in on this... First thing I'll do is hit some bigfoot forums and inbox anyone that even remotely seems like a female, then hype him up as an expert in the field and ask if they want to meet him. If they're really into bigfoot all he has to do is follow the script I've prepared and he's got a good chance. He's a world-renowned expert who's been on ScyFy and Discovery Channel specials dozens of times and the only thing missing from his life is a beautiful assistant to go on a very special camping adventure with him, and there's only one tent. --- Do unto others what your parents did to you. <cite>SpiralDrift posted [p:879946791] in Scenario: ... [t:75363475]...</cite> <quote>I accidentally voted yes before seeing the stipulation that you can't pay them and can only rely on his personality. But since I've already cast my vote I'll go all in on this... First thing I'll do is hit some bigfoot forums and inbox anyone that even remotely seems like a female, then hype him up as an expert in the field and ask if they want to meet him. If they're really into bigfoot all he has to do is follow the script I've prepared and he's got a good chance. He's a world-renowned expert who's been on ScyFy and Discovery Channel specials dozens of times and the only thing missing from his life is a beautiful assistant to go on a very special camping adventure with him, and there's only one tent.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Soviet_Shurima 05/28/17 1:13:39 PM #45:	FF_Redux posted... Soviet_Shurima posted... V-E-G-Y- posted... I hear Sweden has da hottest white chicks tbh @FF_Redux You do realize he posted that right after I had posted? :P I don't get this tag. oh --- I am Microwaved_Eggs "CE has also complained before" - Terra-enforcer <cite>Soviet_Shurima posted [p:879962675] in Scenario: ... [t:75363475]...</cite> <quote><cite>FF_Redux posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Soviet_Shurima posted...</cite> <quote><cite>V-E-G-Y- posted...</cite> <quote>I hear Sweden has da hottest white chicks tbh</quote> @FF_Redux</quote> You do realize he posted that right after I had posted? :P I don't get this tag.</quote> oh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ssj3vegeta 05/29/17 10:42:04 AM #46:	SpiralDrift posted... I accidentally voted yes before seeing the stipulation that you can't pay them and can only rely on his personality. But since I've already cast my vote I'll go all in on this... First thing I'll do is hit some bigfoot forums and inbox anyone that even remotely seems like a female, then hype him up as an expert in the field and ask if they want to meet him. If they're really into bigfoot all he has to do is follow the script I've prepared and he's got a good chance. He's a world-renowned expert who's been on ScyFy and Discovery Channel specials dozens of times and the only thing missing from his life is a beautiful assistant to go on a very special camping adventure with him, and there's only one tent. paranormaldate.com --- http://i.imgur.com/tvKkIcw.jpg http://i.imgur.com/Kywn3Qc.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Cybsdf1.gifv http://h-7.abload.de/img/messi02-rm-ucl3ngb.gif <cite>ssj3vegeta posted [p:880011371] in Scenario: ... [t:75363475]...</cite> <quote><cite>SpiralDrift posted...</cite> <quote>I accidentally voted yes before seeing the stipulation that you can't pay them and can only rely on his personality. But since I've already cast my vote I'll go all in on this... First thing I'll do is hit some bigfoot forums and inbox anyone that even remotely seems like a female, then hype him up as an expert in the field and ask if they want to meet him. If they're really into bigfoot all he has to do is follow the script I've prepared and he's got a good chance. He's a world-renowned expert who's been on ScyFy and Discovery Channel specials dozens of times and the only thing missing from his life is a beautiful assistant to go on a very special camping adventure with him, and there's only one tent.</quote> paranormaldate.com</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PikachuMaxwell 05/29/17 10:44:28 AM #47:	I dunno...doesn't he have a dog? I know dogs are "chick magnets" so to speak, so perhaps that'll make my job (and chances of surrvival) better. --- Super Smash Bros. for Wii U mains: http://i.imgur.com/vLFcGb2.png Nintendo Network Name: JohnJohn <cite>PikachuMaxwell posted [p:880011442] in Scenario: ... [t:75363475]...</cite> <quote>I dunno...doesn't he have a dog? I know dogs are "chick magnets" so to speak, so perhaps that'll make my job (and chances of surrvival) better.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ssj3vegeta 05/29/17 10:45:24 AM #48:	PikachuMaxwell posted... I dunno...doesn't he have a dog? I know dogs are "chick magnets" so to speak, so perhaps that'll make my job (and chances of surrvival) better. Yes i have a mini aussie puppy atm chicks love him lol --- http://i.imgur.com/tvKkIcw.jpg http://i.imgur.com/Kywn3Qc.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Cybsdf1.gifv http://h-7.abload.de/img/messi02-rm-ucl3ngb.gif <cite>ssj3vegeta posted [p:880011481] in Scenario: ... [t:75363475]...</cite> <quote><cite>PikachuMaxwell posted...</cite> <quote>I dunno...doesn't he have a dog? I know dogs are "chick magnets" so to speak, so perhaps that'll make my job (and chances of surrvival) better.</quote> Yes i have a mini aussie puppy atm chicks love him lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PikachuMaxwell 05/29/17 10:48:38 AM #49:	ssj3vegeta posted... PikachuMaxwell posted... I dunno...doesn't he have a dog? I know dogs are "chick magnets" so to speak, so perhaps that'll make my job (and chances of surrvival) better. Yes i have a mini aussie puppy atm chicks love him lol So...go around dog parks and use him as your "wingman". Dogs are great for conversation starters. I don't even like dogs but I know how powerful they can be in terms of attracting women. You should have no excuse to not be single unless something else is wrong with you. --- Super Smash Bros. for Wii U mains: http://i.imgur.com/vLFcGb2.png Nintendo Network Name: JohnJohn <cite>PikachuMaxwell posted [p:880011606] in Scenario: ... [t:75363475]...</cite> <quote><cite>ssj3vegeta posted...</cite> <quote><cite>PikachuMaxwell posted...</cite> <quote>I dunno...doesn't he have a dog? I know dogs are "chick magnets" so to speak, so perhaps that'll make my job (and chances of surrvival) better.</quote> Yes i have a mini aussie puppy atm chicks love him lol</quote> So...go around dog parks and use him as your "wingman". Dogs are great for conversation starters. I don't even like dogs but I know how powerful they can be in terms of attracting women. You should have no excuse to not be single unless something else is wrong with you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sojy 05/29/17 10:55:32 AM #50:	I don't have copious amounts of money or a fucking gun so I don't see how I'm supposed to achieve that. <cite>Sojy posted [p:880011825] in Scenario: ... [t:75363475]...</cite> <quote>I don't have copious amounts of money or a fucking gun so I don't see how I'm supposed to achieve that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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