Board 8 > B8UCA Thursday Afternoon TOMBAT ft. Sultan/emerald, more SSW nonsense

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MAIN EVENT

Sittin' pretty: TheSultanOfSlam v. emeraldegg
Sultan and emerald have already punched their tickets for title matches at NoC! So they'll square off tonight.

UNDERCARD

Lightweight Tournament REMATCH: Stevie3V v. UCA Bear
They fought to a draw on Ruin, so we need to figure out who faces jed in round 2! Which I assume is two weeks from now.

Taybles #1 Contender: IhatethisCPU v. Tails
Hey, CPU. This isn't how the SSW teamup was supposed to go. I want some answers. In the meantime, you have the option of either going through a tayble (at the hands of one of my best mercs!) or getting another title shot.

Jesterdom: Maniac64 v. Jester Shad
Maniac appears to be re-examining his life. Better do that fast!

Wake up: Future Rocks (eaed and XIII) v. The Exiles (Blaze the Cat and NiGHTS)
XIII seems to care more about the tag belts than the future of this company. If they wanna fight me, fine, but they gotta wake up here.

Kingdom-in-exile: Tag Champ King Apollo and MoT Strife v. Dr. Eggman and Metal Sonic
These SSW punks appear to have designs on the Kingdom. We can't have that. Take 'em down a peg, gentlemen.

Non-title Reverse Battle Royale: MoQ Champ eddv v. Boko, Tag Champ Tom, some others
I apparently can't put eddv in title matches after his proclamation (desecrating my baby!) but that doesn't save him from MM rules. He says mercs is back, but it never left, man. Mercs United will remind you of that one.
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hey we could catch up with the schedule vote form

Sultan v. emerald
Stevie v. BEAR
CPU v. Tails
Maniac v. Shad
eaed/XIII v. Blaze/NiGHTS
Apollo/Strife v. Eggman/Metal Sonic

VOTE FOR ONE PER HOUR, FIRST TO FIVE WINS
eddv
Boko
Tom
Luster
Solio
GTM
Machete
Nee
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Sultan
BEAR
Tails
Emperor Shad
Eaed/XIII
Apollo/Strife
Luster
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Sultan
Stevie
CPU
Maniac
eaed/XIII
Apollo/Strife

eddv
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Oi'm not in charge of the SSW business decisions here, Bombadil. If it was up to me Oi'd be out of this spaceship of assholes (KEEP FIRING, ASSHOLES) entirely, but nooooooo....

emerald
BEAR
Tails
Maniac
Blaze/NiGHTS
Eggman/Metal Sonic
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Sultan
Stevie
CPU
Maniac
eaed/XIII
Apollo/Strife
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Sultan
BEAR
Tails
Maniac
eaed/XIII
Apollo/Strife

Id like to vote Tom
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I will promo later tonight UCA and SSW Universes
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Emerald
Stevie
CPU
Maniac
Future Rocks
Apollo/Strife
Tom
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FUCKING DAMMIT.

You fucking know what? Oi care about fairness even less than Oi care about hearing about wot fuckface has to say later now, YOU ARE BOTH DEAD MEN EGG AND BOMBADIL.

Oi'm going to bury both of you AND EVERYONE THAT'S VOTED FOR ME so far under the fucking ground you'll think you're Blinx the Toime Cat 1 AND 2.
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congratulations on becoming #1 contender, "buddy!"
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What? Is there somethign I'm missing as to why you didn't want to win?
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((a big part of cpu's gimmick [actual outlook?] has been annoyance at all the random title shots he gets and wins))
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Oh.

Hah.
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Too late for fucking anwsers AND READING COMPREHENSION YOU DUMB BASTARD! THEY'LL NEVER FOIND YOUR BODY!

(Honestly yes. I'm nails-on-chalkboard annoyed by these random title shots.)
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Sultan
Stevie
Don't worry CPU. I will carve a special tayble for you.
Maniac
eaed/XIII
Apollo/Strife

VOTE FOR ONE PER HOUR, FIRST TO FIVE WINS
Tom
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You have moi apologies in advance, Stroife, Oi don't loike taking out my anger issues on people that aren't directly at fault, but sometoimes that's the only way you have to make a point, yeah?
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...you think YOU'RE going to be the one taking out anger issues in that match? Heh.
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Stroife ain't got a lock on rage. ...Just a very large share in the company.
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Tom
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I'm so glad our Kingdom is one big happy family, joking around, booking and throwing each other through taybles

Wait, is CPU part of the Kingdom now? We did go to war together.

Haha, trick question. We rule over all of you! FOREVER WE WILL REIGN
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He could've been I reckon if his little furry buddies weren't trying to take over
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I am too busy breaking a metal hedgehog and punching a fat guy to talk about CPU's unfortunate future. When I am less busy, I will be hospitable to my next corpse...I mean guest.
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*Letter appears on the titantron*

'Trying' implies that we don't legally own you after 'Team UCA's ' failure.

This is why you don't wager companies on a wrestling match, gentlemen.

Best wishes,

Percival Watson
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Never thought I'd say this, but somebody bring me WotRMerchLawyer!
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Sultan
BEAR
Tails
Maniac
Blaze/NiG
Eggman/Metal Sonic

Eddv
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So emerald wants to come for this Marquess of Queensbury title does he?

Tom no doubt wants to complain about my desecration of his title but you cannot desecrate garbage.

This title and those who have feuded over it on purpose are pure garbage. CPU if you want it you must defeat me in honorable Catch as Catch cam epop rasslin.
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I find it unlikely cpu wants any part of that title

So maybe I'll put you against him and luster every week until ssw goes away
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OI DON'T WANT THE DAMNED THING!

Oi don't want *any* of these forsaken glorified pants suspenders, WHICH THEY CAN'T DO PROPERLY! OI WILL TAKE YOUR HEAD AND PRIDE, HOWEVER-

*Promptly choked out by a ninja chameleon.*

"...You'll forgive him, the boy's a little stressed at the moment. Once he's had some sleep..."

*The cyborg is promptly dragged away*
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emerald
Stevie
Poor Tails....
Maniac
eaed/XIII
Apollo/Strife

Solio
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Eddv
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I guess now is as good a time as any to come out here and talk. David being champion I don't want to bring this up because I respect David but he wouldn't be there if it wasn't for me. I risked myself to have him win Letha Lottery I created one of the most interesting endings to a Battle Royal UCA history.

I picked David out of everyone in the UCA roster to take a special mentorship over what day they came into the business I did see something in the kid so I took him under my wing and I got it him to Greatness.

I am the savior of the UCA I've been telling you guys for so long now do you believe me yet. MY REBIRTH has made Uca what it is now.

With David we are known as simply rich period but you can call me simply astonishing.

And at Night Of Champions David you better bring everything i saw in you and more to beat me. Beacuse i am coming to take my seat back on my throne and reclaim my UCA Undisputed championahip.
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Yep. Checked again. Machete is the Jester, not Shad...
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Sultan
Stevie
Maniac
eaed/XIII
Apollo/Strife

VOTE FOR ONE PER HOUR, FIRST TO FIVE WINS

eddv
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Eddv
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