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daftpunk_mk5
05/26/17 10:44:05 PM
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Wish me luck ~~~~~
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Hexenherz
05/26/17 10:45:19 PM
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dont 4get 2 buy the condams
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daftpunk_mk5
05/26/17 10:45:46 PM
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I got a 12 pack of trojan xl
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KogaSteelfang
05/26/17 10:52:04 PM
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Congrats!
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TrollSlayer11
05/26/17 10:52:49 PM
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My condolences.
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RadiatedTwinkie
05/26/17 10:53:36 PM
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congrats dude
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daftpunk_mk5
05/28/17 10:27:56 PM
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cutting da cake
http://imgur.com/a/RNitG
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PikachuMaxwell
05/28/17 10:28:48 PM
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Congrats!
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Back_Stabbath
05/28/17 10:29:05 PM
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cute. looks like a gorgeous wedding. gratz tc
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Octaivian_Rex
05/28/17 10:29:25 PM
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Only 12?
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TheoryzC
05/28/17 10:29:31 PM
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Congrats


Hows marriage so far?
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tremain07
05/28/17 10:30:14 PM
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Someone post the image of what TC is in for.
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Behaviorism
05/28/17 10:31:21 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqyNGK3fVc0

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Offworlder1
05/28/17 10:32:45 PM
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Your life as a free man is now over, enjoy your marital bliss while it lasts, I hope you signed a pre nup too before you said "I DO" or you will be getting divorce raped WHEN not if she decides to divorce you in 5,10,15, or if your lucky to last so long 20 years.

Marriage is not what it used to be, and for a man there is no upside.

I hope she doesn't decide to stay at home either as that means you will be working longer hours to support her and any kids you have, if she continues to work then you two might last longer then the average couple, maybe.
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AlternativeFAQS
05/28/17 10:33:33 PM
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that doll on the cake looks nothing like you
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Offworlder1
05/28/17 10:37:24 PM
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tremain07 posted...
Someone post the image of what TC is in for.

I hope they post the updated version for once.
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AzNDarkSamurai
05/28/17 10:42:03 PM
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Prenup?
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daftpunk_mk5
05/28/17 10:44:19 PM
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AzNDarkSamurai posted...
Prenup?


nope
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voldothegr8
05/28/17 10:47:12 PM
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Married life is good, it has pros and cons just like bachelor life. If I were to ever get divorced I probably wouldn't marry again though.
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Sativa_Rose
05/28/17 10:51:10 PM
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Congrats!! Enjoy the wedding night ;)
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Offworlder1
05/29/17 12:28:13 AM
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daftpunk_mk5 posted...
AzNDarkSamurai posted...
Prenup?


nope

Oh man, she is going to clean your clock when divorce rape happens to you, a pre nup is one of the few things that can help a man if he gets married.
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Lightsasori
05/29/17 12:29:02 AM
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Congratulations. You going to have one of those big church weddings or what?
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ChrisHanson24
05/29/17 12:31:59 AM
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poor cuck
ZjEoMCH
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maoriwarrior
05/29/17 12:40:43 AM
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ChrisHanson24 posted...
poor cuck
ZjEoMCH


God damn that shits real
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Offworlder1
05/29/17 12:48:18 AM
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Some of us men know it is true and are trying to make others aware, the topic creator didn't even get a pre nup so he is already screwed.

Spread the truth to more me , do not be her wallet.
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tremain07
05/29/17 2:53:06 AM
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Best part about pre nups is that christian heavey counties and states will still ignore them because fuck men, am I right?
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joe40001
05/29/17 2:57:08 AM
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Congrats!
Be happy!

Sorry for all the trolls

Pics would be neat if you feel like sharing
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Kanaya413
05/29/17 2:58:53 AM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
Congrats!

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The-19th-Sparta
05/29/17 3:08:27 AM
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ChrisHanson24 posted...
poor cuck
ZjEoMCH


Holy fuck man, I didn't even laugh at that, it's just so sad and mostly true.
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joe40001
05/29/17 3:09:04 AM
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daftpunk_mk5 posted...
I got a 12 pack of trojan xl


So is like normal called "xl" because it feels like most condoms people buy seem to have some sort of word that implies "for guys with bigger dicks" and by definition that won't be most guys
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Cornmuffins
05/29/17 3:10:51 AM
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Congrats. Lol at some of the bitter ppl in here. That pic is hilarious.
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emblem boy
05/29/17 3:43:08 AM
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How did you two meet? How did you propose?
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soulunison2
05/29/17 3:44:07 AM
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i invoke prima nocta
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Offworlder1
05/29/17 11:26:21 AM
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To the people who think some of us are trolling telling the guy him getting married without a pre nup you really should look at the divorce rate and see that "divorce rape" is a real thing that happens. The picture that people keep posting is also a real thing that happens to a lot of good men and others will tell you how true it is as ot has happened to them.

Marriage is not a bad thing but today for men marriage holds little benefit and he stands to lose big when he gets divorced.
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DevsBro
05/29/17 11:41:21 AM
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You don't need luck. Just the willingness to put your spouse first. And a spouse who has the same.
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voldothegr8
05/29/17 11:41:38 AM
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Offworlder1 posted...
To the people who think some of us are trolling telling the guy him getting married without a pre nup you really should look at the divorce rate and see that "divorce rape" is a real thing that happens. The picture that people keep posting is also a real thing that happens to a lot of good men and others will tell you how true it is as ot has happened to them.

Marriage is not a bad thing but today for men marriage holds little benefit and he stands to lose big when he gets divorced.

Most of those men were stupid and married crazy though. Don't marry crazy bitches. I'm sure plenty cheated too and a woman scorned usually will take their ex to the cleaners. Also prenups are really only needed for rich people. Alimony is tough to get these days unless one partner was being 100% supported by the other, or there is a drastic gap in pay for whatever reason.

Divorce sucks but some people make out every woman to be a bloodthirsty man trap. For every one of these horror stories there are way more divorces that go relatively smooth and both partners get a mix of good and bad. Yes when it comes to children the courts most always side with the mother but for valid reasons, but adding children to the mix is probably a different subject.
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tremain07
05/29/17 11:46:52 AM
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voldothegr8 posted...
Yes when it comes to children the courts most always side with the mother but for valid reasons, but adding children to the mix is probably a different subject.

Way to ignore one of the reasons why marriage is garbage, buddy.
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tremain07
05/29/17 12:48:48 PM
#43:


Holy shit, what happened?!
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Offworlder1
05/29/17 10:01:21 PM
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................So the guy posts his actual horror story of marriage and the mods delete all of it, wow and people say I was BSing, well I guess theres no way for people to learn from this guy now, saw his posts earlier but seeing they are all gone now really makes me wonder why it was taken down. He did not violate the TOS at all with the first two post.
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gguirao
05/31/17 1:28:13 PM
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Congratulations and good luck!
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