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Sativa_Rose 05/28/17 12:06:20 PM #1: |
Pretend that you are rich enough to have your own swimming pool.
One day you're out in the neighborhood and this really hot girl asks you if you have a swimming pool she could use. You tell her you do, and she asks you if you want to go back and swim with her. You're out swimming for a while and then she swims up beside you and goes "umm I have to a confession to make... I just peed in the pool! I'm so sorry I just suddenly had to go, I couldn't help it!" and then she giggles. What do you do next? --- I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turbam 05/28/17 12:07:00 PM #2: |
"Instead of in my mouth? Begone thot"
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Burgess 05/28/17 12:07:39 PM #3: |
I got to her place and shit in her washing machine.
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Sativa_Rose 05/28/17 12:29:50 PM #4: |
Burgess posted...
I got to her place and shit in her washing machine. Wow I think that's a bit of an overreaction >_> Personally I'd just be like "Well in that case I can't hold it either!" and start peeing myself --- I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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soulunison2 05/28/17 12:30:51 PM #5: |
Burgess posted...
I got to her place and shit in her washing machine. you don't stop there, you also punt her dog and shatter her window while keying her car ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Artillatron8 05/28/17 12:33:35 PM #6: |
I hate to see attractive women like that with a flat chest. It's like God blessed every other aspect of her body except for her breasts.
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ssj3vegeta_ 05/28/17 12:34:41 PM #7: |
I fuck her raw right den and dere
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Sativa_Rose 05/28/17 12:35:31 PM #9: |
Artillatron8 posted...
I hate to see attractive women like that with a flat chest. It's like God blessed every other aspect of her body except for her breasts. It's because she has worked out so much to get so thin! If she starts putting on weight, her boobs get bigger. Not that I think there's anything wrong with her breasts as is. I'm not picky. --- I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mate4williams 05/28/17 12:37:06 PM #10: |
damn what a generic ugly white chick
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EnragedSlith 05/28/17 12:43:45 PM #11: |
Artillatron8 posted...
I hate to see attractive women like that with a flat chest. It's like God blessed every other aspect of her body except for her breasts. um... what? Her breasts aren't small at all. I'm guessing C cups at the smallest --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sativa_Rose 05/28/17 2:22:14 PM #13: |
EnragedSlith posted...
Artillatron8 posted...I hate to see attractive women like that with a flat chest. It's like God blessed every other aspect of her body except for her breasts. I'd guess Bs, but he's being a dummy either way --- I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NathanX95 05/28/17 6:34:58 PM #15: |
Drink up that delicious water and ask her to do it in my mouth next time.
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Volkswagen_Bros 05/28/17 6:39:19 PM #16: |
So what's so special about that girl? All I'm seeing is a typical, run-of-the-mill, generic blonde covergirl who isn't even cute by any means.
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Sativa_Rose 05/28/17 6:40:11 PM #17: |
NathanX95 posted...
Drink up that delicious water and ask her to do it in my mouth next time. Pervert! I'd just want her to pee on my lap while I sit on the pool stairs like a normal person >_> --- I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sativa_Rose 05/28/17 6:40:45 PM #18: |
Volkswagen_Bros posted...
So what's so special about that girl? All I'm seeing is a typical, run-of-the-mill, generic blonde covergirl who isn't even cute by any means. she's a hot girl, does she have to be fucking Wonder Woman to please the neckbeards here? --- I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Doe 05/28/17 6:41:21 PM #19: |
She's legit ugly. I don't let her nasty face get in my pool in the first place
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NathanX95 05/28/17 6:42:14 PM #20: |
Yeah I'm pretty sick when it comes to piss. I'd love me some golden showers.
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voldothegr8 05/28/17 6:43:03 PM #21: |
Sex
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NathanX95 05/28/17 6:43:32 PM #22: |
Doe posted...
She's legit ugly. I don't let her nasty face get in my pool in the first place And I'm sure you must look like a male model correct? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MutantJohn 05/28/17 6:46:28 PM #23: |
She can pee in my mouth.
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Volkswagen_Bros 05/28/17 6:47:30 PM #24: |
Sativa_Rose posted...
Volkswagen_Bros posted...So what's so special about that girl? All I'm seeing is a typical, run-of-the-mill, generic blonde covergirl who isn't even cute by any means. She's not even extraordinarily hot, but the "I've seen a thousand of these chicks before" kind of hot. Does nothing for me at this point. And unless it's Katy Perry dressed as Wonder Woman, I couldn't give a crap about Wonder Woman. --- Wrestling beauty Candice Michelle is the epitome of smart, sexy, and powerful Currently Playing - Forza Motorsport 4 & PGR 4 on Xbox 360 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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weapon_d00d816 05/28/17 6:48:19 PM #25: |
She's trying so hard to pretend she has an ass in that first pic.
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alexander37 05/28/17 7:27:34 PM #26: |
NathanX95 posted...
Yeah I'm pretty sick when it comes to piss. I'd love me some golden showers. Saaaaame here lol. --- PSN: doomtrain69 Now Playing: Ace Combat Infinity, Fallout 2 RP, FFVIII, Silent Hunter III ... Copied to Clipboard!
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apocalyptic_4 05/28/17 7:36:07 PM #27: |
Ask her to please leave.
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Artillatron8 05/29/17 2:28:34 AM #28: |
Sativa_Rose posted...
EnragedSlith posted...Artillatron8 posted...I hate to see attractive women like that with a flat chest. It's like God blessed every other aspect of her body except for her breasts. B's don't do for me. I need something like this: --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bloodychess 05/29/17 2:29:42 AM #29: |
Burgess posted...
I got to her place and shit in her washing machine. I like how you think --- Knowledge is power, power corrupts. Study hard and become evil. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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apolloooo 05/29/17 2:57:15 AM #30: |
Meh. Ask her to clean out or sue
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joe40001 05/29/17 2:58:33 AM #31: |
I will literally sever all connections with a person who pees in a swimming pool. It's like the worst thing a person can do and not get arrested for.
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Akagami_Shanks 05/29/17 3:08:32 AM #32: |
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Keith_Valentine 05/29/17 3:10:07 AM #33: |
Boobs don't matter if she's got good sex. Just a bonus. And theyre usually uneven so you end up playing with the bigger one more and she gets insecure, don't do that guys. Love em bother but savor it all
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Sativa_Rose 05/29/17 12:27:27 PM #34: |
Keith_Valentine posted...
And theyre usually uneven so you end up playing with the bigger one more and she gets insecure, don't do that guys. Love em bother but savor it all I agree. Give all boobs equal time! --- I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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