Current Events > Macron admits to purposely crushing Trump's hand

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Ampelas
05/28/17 6:40:42 PM
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https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/may/28/emmanuel-macron-my-handshake-with-trump-was-a-moment-of-truth

It's almost deliciously ironic that the guy who talked about "the art of the handshake" and "winning the exchange" was totally one-upped by a man his Trumpanzees have taken to calling a "total cuck"
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eston
05/28/17 6:41:55 PM
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My favorite part was how uncomfortably long the handshake was
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weapon_d00d816
05/28/17 6:43:41 PM
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Ampelas posted...
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/may/28/emmanuel-macron-my-handshake-with-trump-was-a-moment-of-truth

It's almost deliciously ironic that the guy who talked about "the art of the handshake" and "winning the exchange" was totally one-upped by a man his Trumpanzees have taken to calling a "total cuck"

Seems more likely to me that Macron was far too concerned about being seen as weak so he overreacts out of insecurity.

"I always hear manly men talk about strong handshakes. This is how you're supposed to do it, right?"
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GreatEvilEmpire
05/28/17 6:45:08 PM
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weapon_d00d816 posted...
Seems more likely to me that Macron was far too concerned about being seen as weak so he overreacts out of insecurity.


Exactly.
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ChrisHanson24
05/28/17 6:45:13 PM
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trump should have knocked his ass out right there in front of everyone
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Tropicalwood
05/28/17 6:45:53 PM
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> Arm being pulled around like soggy macaroni
> Somehow people are supposed to believe he *crushed* Trump's hand
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Ampelas
05/28/17 6:47:14 PM
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eston posted...
My favorite part was how uncomfortably long the handshake was

And Donnies grimace of pain, not to mention trying to back out twice

netmOPP
weapon_d00d816 posted...
Seems more likely to me that Macron was far too concerned about being seen as weak so he overreacts out of insecurity.

Oh bullshit, Trump was squeezing as hard as he could, he just wasn't strong enough
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weapon_d00d816
05/28/17 6:49:27 PM
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Ampelas posted...
Oh bullshit, Trump was squeezing as hard as he could, he just wasn't strong enough

That is also likely true. That does not negate what I said.
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Phantom_Nook
05/28/17 6:50:09 PM
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Good for him. Trump deserves to be made into a bitch.
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Ampelas
05/28/17 6:53:55 PM
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weapon_d00d816 posted...
Ampelas posted...
Oh bullshit, Trump was squeezing as hard as he could, he just wasn't strong enough

That is also likely true. That does not negate what I said.

Remember Abe? Trump's long, drawn out overdone handshake with Abe even rolling his eyes? Macron just wanted to show Trump he didn't stand for that shit. Childish, yes, but when in Rome...
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yemmy
05/28/17 7:06:06 PM
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crushing someone's hand when doing a handshake is because of the angle you grip at, not how strong your hand is. but say it is, yeah he's stronger than a 70 year old man, wow.

I mean I kinda get the angle, but it is funny, I "outshook" Trump, and then went to the press about it. Must be some french thing
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Ampelas
05/28/17 7:15:53 PM
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yemmy posted...
crushing someone's hand when doing a handshake is because of the angle you grip at, not how strong your hand is. but say it is, yeah he's stronger than a 70 year old man, wow.

I mean I kinda get the angle, but it is funny, I "outshook" Trump, and then went to the press about it. Must be some french thing

It's more the fact that Trump has tried to play games with the handshake with every world leader so far. Either overpowers them, or takes too long, or gets overly personal. Macron just put him in his place.
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Doom_Art
05/28/17 7:18:24 PM
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ChrisHanson24 posted...
trump should have knocked his ass out right there in front of everyone

The obese 70 year old with mental problems isn't knocking anyone on their ass
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TheVipaGTS
05/28/17 7:20:41 PM
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Eh I don't consider it trying not to look weak. Trump does that stupid shit where he pulls the other guy in thinking it's a power play and asserting dominance (lol). This is just playing the same game and fucking with the "man with the alpha handshake".
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Darmik
05/28/17 7:26:55 PM
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Yeah but then Trump had two scoops of ice cream and instead of one to prove that he was a big boy.
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Darkman124
05/28/17 7:27:23 PM
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just to be clear

it's not "childish overreaction" when you outplay a bully at their own game
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Hicks233
05/28/17 7:27:30 PM
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So did he get approval from his mummy first?
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Sanktu_Vyvorant
05/28/17 7:27:45 PM
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I'm pretty sure that Trump would have a bigger chance of harming himself if he threw a punch, than anyone else
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Ampelas
05/28/17 7:28:50 PM
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Spooking posted...
Trump is taking everybody down to his level. That's not really a good idea.

That's how he'll Make America Great Again (by comparison)
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rodu_jr
05/28/17 7:30:55 PM
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Trudeau defeated Trump handshake first
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The Great Muta 22
05/28/17 7:31:57 PM
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Ampelas posted...
Macron just put him in his place.


Trudeau already showed others how it was done. He came in strong and stopped Donalds bullshit early and he backed down like the punk he always has been
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Doom_Art
05/28/17 7:31:59 PM
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rodu_jr posted...
Trudeau defeated Trump handshake first

I wanna see Trudeau and Macron shake
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EnragedSlith
05/28/17 7:34:51 PM
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CrimsonRage posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...
Ampelas posted...
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/may/28/emmanuel-macron-my-handshake-with-trump-was-a-moment-of-truth

It's almost deliciously ironic that the guy who talked about "the art of the handshake" and "winning the exchange" was totally one-upped by a man his Trumpanzees have taken to calling a "total cuck"

Seems more likely to me that Macron was far too concerned about being seen as weak so he overreacts out of insecurity.

"I always hear manly men talk about strong handshakes. This is how you're supposed to do it, right?"


You're trying too hard to turn this around lol

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SK8T3R215
05/28/17 7:37:50 PM
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This is literally news in the year 2017 AD.
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TheoryzC
05/28/17 7:42:25 PM
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Someone tell me this is fake


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Ampelas
05/28/17 7:44:52 PM
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SK8T3R215 posted...
This is literally news in the year 2017 AD.

Well, our leader is a corrupt, incompetent manchild who can't get anything done. There's not much positive news about someone like that
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scoobydoobydont
05/28/17 7:47:01 PM
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I mean, what do you expect from a baby-handed beta like Trump? I'm sure his hand gets crushed a lot by real men.
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glitteringfairy
05/28/17 7:47:17 PM
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This is what I'm thinking too.

Good job dude, you just did an incredible feat of showing your stronger than a 70 year old. That's a real achievement
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Giblet_Enjoyer
05/28/17 8:01:19 PM
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TheoryzC posted...
Someone tell me this is fake


Kinda felt bad for Trump until I saw this

Literally what in the fuck is wrong with him lmao
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The Deadpool
05/28/17 8:04:31 PM
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Giblet_Enjoyer posted...
TheoryzC posted...
Someone tell me this is fake


Kinda felt bad for Trump until I saw this

Literally what in the fuck is wrong with him lmao


My favorite is this reaction afterwards:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiitQ-5_E_Y


It's just one of those dumb things like him not liking people saying his hands are small...
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SK8T3R215
05/28/17 8:13:12 PM
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Ampelas posted...
SK8T3R215 posted...
This is literally news in the year 2017 AD.

Well, our leader is a corrupt, incompetent manchild who can't get anything done. There's not much positive news about someone like that


Well then report on those negative stories instead of stories about HANDSHAKES.
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The Deadpool
05/28/17 8:19:12 PM
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SK8T3R215 posted...
Ampelas posted...
SK8T3R215 posted...
This is literally news in the year 2017 AD.

Well, our leader is a corrupt, incompetent manchild who can't get anything done. There's not much positive news about someone like that


Well then report on those negative stories instead of stories about HANDSHAKES.


You know the two aren't mutually exclusive, right?

I mean you're in a video game message board... Surely you understand there's time for entertainment.
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Vicious_Dios
05/28/17 8:20:37 PM
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SK8T3R215 posted...
This is literally news in the year 2017 AD.

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Giblet_Enjoyer
05/28/17 9:56:32 PM
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I like how he always pats their hand with his other hand though, that's kinda sweet
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PikachuMaxwell
05/28/17 9:59:25 PM
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Madness! He insulted our leader! This is war!
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Mr_MacPhisto
05/28/17 10:10:28 PM
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I can't tell if the CEmocrats in this topic are serious anymore or just trolling. It's getting embarrassing.
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ASithLord7
05/28/17 10:13:19 PM
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weapon_d00d816 posted...
"I always hear manly men talk about strong handshakes. This is how you're supposed to do it, right?"

Most of this board knows what you look like, and this is doubly hilarious coming from you.
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weapon_d00d816
05/28/17 11:54:35 PM
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ASithLord7 posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...
"I always hear manly men talk about strong handshakes. This is how you're supposed to do it, right?"

Most of this board knows what you look like, and this is doubly hilarious coming from you.

... I'm sorry what?

I don't get it.

Is the emaciated vegan calling me weak?
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ASithLord7
05/28/17 11:55:42 PM
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weapon_d00d816 posted...
ASithLord7 posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...
"I always hear manly men talk about strong handshakes. This is how you're supposed to do it, right?"

Most of this board knows what you look like, and this is doubly hilarious coming from you.

... I'm sorry what?

I don't get it.

Is the emaciated vegan calling me weak?

Lol, emaciated. I'm in the best shape of my life since going vegan, not that that's relevant.

My point is that you're a pale flabby dude with an emo haircut. Not exactly the paragon of manly men masculinity.
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weapon_d00d816
05/29/17 12:01:12 AM
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@ASithLord7 posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...
ASithLord7 posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...
"I always hear manly men talk about strong handshakes. This is how you're supposed to do it, right?"

Most of this board knows what you look like, and this is doubly hilarious coming from you.

... I'm sorry what?

I don't get it.

Is the emaciated vegan calling me weak?

Lol, emaciated. I'm in the best shape of my life since going vegan, not that that's relevant.

My point is that you're a pale flabby dude with an emo haircut. Not exactly the paragon of manly men masculinity.

You really are psychotic. I've been posting constant pics for like two years in which I am not emo nor flabby, but you stick to that because it fits your mental narrative of me better.

And you can't use the excuse that you never enter selfie topics because I constantly correct you about it when you try to bring it up.





Rebel is a clown.
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