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whitelytning
05/29/17 11:38:41 AM
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Tiger Woods was charged with DUI on Monday after being arrested in Jupiter, Florida.

Woods was booked at 7:18 a.m. ET and released on his own recognizance at 10:50 a.m.


http://www.espn.com/golf/story/_/id/19490176/tiger-woods-arrested-dui-florida

I kind of feel bad for him at this point. I have wanted to see him make a come back for a while but its getting more and more unlikely.
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EnterTheTekken
05/29/17 11:40:45 AM
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It's been unlikely for years. Him being exposed as a philanderer & his past HGH use have come back on him.
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Johnny_Nutcase
05/29/17 11:41:06 AM
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Damn he was drinking all night eh?
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DogeCoin5
05/29/17 11:41:30 AM
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Simply Dave
05/29/17 11:42:42 AM
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just saw the mugshot

man, that looked like a rough night
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Sada_Pop
05/29/17 11:44:19 AM
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Tiger was done when the whole incident popped off. Then his back died.
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Vyrulisse
05/29/17 11:44:26 AM
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Simply Dave posted...
just saw the mugshot

man, that looked like a rough night

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Bio1590
05/29/17 11:45:57 AM
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LIsJustice
05/29/17 11:46:53 AM
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I guess you could say... he got stuck in the woods.
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ArchiePeck
05/29/17 11:48:22 AM
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Ten years ago he seemed so certain to end up with the record of the most majors of any golfer in history, but he's got no chance now. He's not been in contention for years and years.
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whitelytning
05/29/17 11:55:29 AM
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Bio1590 posted...
Dude is still only 41 holy fuck.


Yeah, crazy. Still time to make a come back.
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Vyrulisse
05/29/17 11:56:25 AM
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whitelytning posted...
Bio1590 posted...
Dude is still only 41 holy fuck.


Yeah, crazy. Still time to make a come back.

No he's done
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Akagami_Shanks
05/29/17 11:56:28 AM
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Vyrulisse posted...
Simply Dave posted...
just saw the mugshot

man, that looked like a rough night

JUST
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TFW Red Dead Redemption 2 gets delayed
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Paper_Okami
05/29/17 11:59:27 AM
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He has hundreds of millions, why the fuck doesn't he hire a driver?
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ReignFury
05/29/17 12:01:14 PM
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I dont feel sorry for wealthy people
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Unquestionable
05/29/17 12:01:48 PM
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Paper_Okami posted...
He has hundreds of millions, why the fuck doesn't he hire a driver?


Because he's worth millions, a DUI means less to him than a speeding ticket does to a normal person. You got enough money and you can do whatever you like.
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Scorsese2002
05/29/17 12:06:33 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXaDvVh_jcs

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pkmnlord
05/29/17 12:07:28 PM
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Unquestionable posted...
Paper_Okami posted...
He has hundreds of millions, why the fuck doesn't he hire a driver?

Because he's worth millions, a DUI means less to him than a speeding ticket does to a normal person. You got enough money and you can do whatever you like.

Yeah, surely you've seen that pic shared on Facebook/Twitter with the caption, "When you know you've got bail money", and it shows like Justin Bieber, Floyd Mayweather, Shia LeBouf, and Bruno Mars' mugshots and they're all grinning cheek to cheek like it ain't shit lol.
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Unquestionable
05/29/17 12:08:21 PM
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pkmnlord posted...
Yeah, surely you've seen that pic shared on Facebook/Twitter with the caption, "When you know you've got bail money", and it shows like Justin Bieber, Floyd Mayweather, Shia LeBouf, and Bruno Mars' mugshots and they're all grinning cheek to cheek like it ain't shit lol.


Actually haven't seen it but sounds hilarious.
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YookaLaylee
05/29/17 12:13:33 PM
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LIsJustice posted...
I guess you could say... he got stuck in the woods.

Lame
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foreveraIone
05/29/17 12:14:30 PM
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Dui? Fuck that guy then.
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foreveraIone
05/29/17 12:14:46 PM
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Like you're rich. Get a paid fucking personal driver.
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ReignFury
05/29/17 12:27:24 PM
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foreveraIone posted...
Dui? Fuck that guy then.


Also this.
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Gheb
05/29/17 12:33:44 PM
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Paper_Okami posted...
He has hundreds of millions, why the fuck doesn't he hire a driver?

People rarely plan on driving drunk. It's typically just the most convenient option available to them at that time.
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foreveraIone
05/29/17 12:35:04 PM
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Gheb posted...
Paper_Okami posted...
He has hundreds of millions, why the fuck doesn't he hire a driver?

People rarely plan on driving drunk. It's typically just the most convenient option available to them at that time.


Uber or call a taxi?
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Paper_Okami
05/29/17 2:00:37 PM
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Gheb posted...
Paper_Okami posted...
He has hundreds of millions, why the fuck doesn't he hire a driver?

People rarely plan on driving drunk. It's typically just the most convenient option available to them at that time.


He's rich as fuck, he should have a driver. If he hits and injures/kills someone he will be out of millions (because rich fucks like him wouldn't care that they killed someone).
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Capn Circus
05/29/17 3:16:24 PM
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Paper_Okami posted...
Gheb posted...
Paper_Okami posted...
He has hundreds of millions, why the fuck doesn't he hire a driver?

People rarely plan on driving drunk. It's typically just the most convenient option available to them at that time.


He's rich as fuck, he should have a driver. If he hits and injures/kills someone he will be out of millions (because rich fucks like him wouldn't care that they killed someone).


He'd be in prison if he killed someone. The standard is usually 20 years for intoxication manslaughter.

But maybe less since his net worth is over 500 million
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TheRealDill2000
05/29/17 3:19:02 PM
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Arrested for a victimless crime. Total waste of resources...
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lilORANG
05/29/17 3:19:25 PM
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hey, I drove by his house just this weekend!
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DevsBro
05/29/17 3:25:00 PM
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What's the difference between a golf ball and an SUV?

Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 400 yards
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Paper_Okami
05/29/17 3:30:22 PM
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Capn Circus posted...
He'd be in prison if he killed someone. The standard is usually 20 years for intoxication manslaughter.


LMAO rich people don't go to prison for that.

The Wallmart lady drunkenly killed someone and nothing happened to her.
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pkmnlord
05/29/17 10:01:15 PM
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Unquestionable posted...
Actually haven't seen it but sounds hilarious.

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Gheb
05/30/17 9:53:45 AM
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foreveraIone posted...
Gheb posted...
Paper_Okami posted...
He has hundreds of millions, why the fuck doesn't he hire a driver?

People rarely plan on driving drunk. It's typically just the most convenient option available to them at that time.


Uber or call a taxi?

I'm not saying it's logical. But in an intoxicated person's mind, they are a better driver than they think they are and the hassle of Ubering back home and then having to go get your car the next day isn't very convenient.
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Touch
05/30/17 9:56:47 AM
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A lion wouldnt drive drunk but a tiger wood
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E32005
05/30/17 9:57:50 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Damn he was drinking all night eh?

Wasn't alcohol
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EvalAngell
05/30/17 10:02:15 AM
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Dude parties.

He's showing you noobs how to really get lit on Memorial Day Weekend.
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Caution999
05/30/17 10:02:55 AM
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E32005 posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Damn he was drinking all night eh?

Wasn't alcohol


So you believe his nonsensical excuse? Yet, everything our government says "is wrong"
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ChromaticAngel
05/30/17 10:02:57 AM
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Vyrulisse posted...
Simply Dave posted...
just saw the mugshot

man, that looked like a rough night

JUST
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He kind of looks like a black Billy Joel (when he was younger)

But he is turning into the next John Daly
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Solid Snake07
05/30/17 11:31:28 AM
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Unquestionable posted...
Paper_Okami posted...
He has hundreds of millions, why the fuck doesn't he hire a driver?


Because he's worth millions, a DUI means less to him than a speeding ticket does to a normal person. You got enough money and you can do whatever you like.



I would say it's worth a couple of hundred dollars to not have your dui photo shared with the rest of the world, but that's just me
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Ricemills
05/30/17 11:36:56 AM
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TheRealDill2000 posted...
Arrested for a victimless crime. Total waste of resources...


do you REALLY want another victim on a DUI case?
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E32005
05/30/17 11:39:15 AM
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Caution999 posted...
E32005 posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Damn he was drinking all night eh?

Wasn't alcohol


So you believe his nonsensical excuse? Yet, everything our government says "is wrong"

He admitted he was under influence just not alcohol
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prince_leo
05/30/17 11:42:45 AM
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whitelytning
05/30/17 6:25:04 PM
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ESPN is saying they found him asleep at the wheel but he blew a 0.0 in the breathalyzer.

It makes me feel worse for him that its pills. He has to be pretty depressed and has had enough surgeries now to have been on pain killers for a pretty long period of time, probably hooked.

Sucks to see the GOAT golfer go out like this.
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E32005
05/30/17 6:28:42 PM
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prince_leo posted...
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40089225

so it wasn't alcohol, it was a reaction to his prescription

and i was right. look at that.

god damn i'm a god.
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E32005
05/30/17 6:28:57 PM
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Caution999 posted...
E32005 posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Damn he was drinking all night eh?

Wasn't alcohol


So you believe his nonsensical excuse? Yet, everything our government says "is wrong"

prince_leo posted...
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40089225

so it wasn't alcohol, it was a reaction to his prescription


@Caution999
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Caution999
05/30/17 6:31:39 PM
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I'll eat my crow
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E32005
05/30/17 6:33:33 PM
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Caution999 posted...
I'll eat my crow

fair enough. the dude does have problems though, he needs help.

if he knew he was taking those meds he should not have been driving.
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joe40001
05/30/17 7:11:32 PM
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The cop pulled him over when he noticed his driving was sub-par.
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