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slothica
05/30/17 11:04:45 PM
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Because let's face it, the stereotypical idea of heaven with the clouds and angels and harps and shit sounds fucking boring as hell, and just simply not existing anymore is legitimately terrifying, so lemme ask you CE, what's your ideal afterlife?


Personally, I think the only worthwhile reward for living through this shitty mortal life is to become the god of your own universe/multiverse. No walking gilded streets with family members you don't care about, no floating around being happy all the time, none of that stupid shit.

You die, and suddenly you find yourself in what's basically an empty canvas, and you have all the infinite power to put whatever the fuck you want on it. Sounds good to me.
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boxington
05/30/17 11:05:56 PM
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Mernardi
05/30/17 11:05:57 PM
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Orgies 24/7
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Rika_Furude
05/30/17 11:06:10 PM
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the_cajun88
05/30/17 11:07:12 PM
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Me having shit like wings and magic powers, living in a utopia.

Never hungering, aging, etc.
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slothica
05/30/17 11:07:39 PM
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Rika_Furude posted...
Reincarnation but with character creator


This also doesn't sound bad.
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De Evolution
05/30/17 11:08:11 PM
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slothica posted...
Rika_Furude posted...
Reincarnation but with character creator


This also doesn't sound bad.

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Mernardi
05/30/17 11:09:06 PM
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Until the earth dies
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dave_is_slick
05/30/17 11:11:23 PM
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slothica posted...
Personally, I think the only worthwhile reward for living through this s***ty mortal life is to become the god of your own universe/multiverse. No walking gilded streets with family members you don't care about, no floating around being happy all the time, none of that stupid s***.

This, but with the ability to go to friends/family universes.
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NOM
05/30/17 11:12:10 PM
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Just somewhere where I'm not sad and lonely anymore. Somewhere where it doesn't hurt.
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Mernardi
05/30/17 11:13:03 PM
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NOM posted...
Just somewhere where I'm not sad and lonely anymore. Somewhere where it doesn't hurt.

If you're being serious, feel free to send me a message and talk man. We've lost enough CEman this year.
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foreveraIone
05/30/17 11:13:52 PM
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I easily have the best answer for this:

You can basically choose what heaven is.

If you want to live as a billionaire in our modern times you can pick it.
If you want to live as say Shepard in Mass Effect you can pick it.
If you want to just live in a giant sexy orgy island, you can pick it.
If you want to become some sick dictator that kills millions of people, you can do it.
and you can become a god as well.
If you get bored with all this shit, you can erase your memory and then start over.
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NOM
05/30/17 11:15:31 PM
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Mernardi posted...
NOM posted...
Just somewhere where I'm not sad and lonely anymore. Somewhere where it doesn't hurt.

If you're being serious, feel free to send me a message and talk man. We've lost enough CEman this year.

Thank you, but rest assured I'm not suicidal.

Just very sad and lonely and in pain. But not suicidal.
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Dragonblade01
05/30/17 11:15:53 PM
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Rika_Furude posted...
Reincarnation but with character creator

This, and you can opt out if it looks like the universe is going to shit.
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Turbam
05/30/17 11:16:30 PM
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Some cute girls panties
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Doom_Art
05/30/17 11:18:19 PM
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Paradise, happiness, reunited with friends and family you've lost.
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Rika_Furude
05/30/17 11:18:28 PM
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foreveraIone posted...
I easily have the best answer for this:

You can basically choose what heaven is.

If you want to live as a billionaire in our modern times you can pick it.
If you want to live as say Shepard in Mass Effect you can pick it.
If you want to just live in a giant sexy orgy island, you can pick it.
If you want to become some sick dictator that kills millions of people, you can do it.
and you can become a god as well.
If you get bored with all this shit, you can erase your memory and then start over.

So reincarnation with character creator
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BignutzisBack
05/30/17 11:18:32 PM
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foreveraIone
05/30/17 11:19:43 PM
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Rika_Furude posted...
So reincarnation with character creator

you didn't bring up the memory wipe thing that might be extremely important...
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slothica
05/30/17 11:19:44 PM
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NOM posted...
Thank you, but rest assured I'm not suicidal.

Just very sad and lonely and in pain. But not suicidal.


I'm sorry you're feeling sad :/

I hope things get better for you.
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LysistrataMedea
05/30/17 11:19:52 PM
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Rika_Furude posted...
Reincarnation but with character creator

i would probably pick this one i guess

but also a separate realm where all the dead people go and can hang out would be pretty cool. even better if you can still observe the living world.
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Harpie
05/30/17 11:20:08 PM
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Turbam posted...
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hollow_shrine
05/30/17 11:20:43 PM
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I don't know why people find the idea of nothingness so unsettling. I've always thought it sounded like a really restful sleep.
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Blo
05/30/17 11:21:08 PM
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Two chicks at the same time. Forever.
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Gamer99z
05/30/17 11:21:21 PM
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Getting to become my own god of my own universe.
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Rika_Furude
05/30/17 11:22:12 PM
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foreveraIone posted...
Rika_Furude posted...
So reincarnation with character creator

you didn't bring up the memory wipe thing that might be extremely important...

If its the kind of divine character creator that is giftes to you by god upon death, of course it comes with optional memory wipe/define history and future, etc
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Typhon
05/30/17 11:23:31 PM
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Nonexistence. Resting in peace.
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Delirious_Beard
05/30/17 11:24:19 PM
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no afterlife
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slothica
05/30/17 11:27:58 PM
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hollow_shrine posted...
I don't know why people find the idea of nothingness so unsettling. I've always thought it sounded like a really restful sleep.


At lest in a restful sleep, you have the luxury of dreams or nightmares.

Nothingness is exactly that -- no light, no darkness, no senses, no thought. No up or down or left or right, no sounds, no vibrations. Nothing. And it's weird because you can't imagine nothing while you're alive. Whatever I can see in my mind is something. But nothingness? Not even your thoughts can keep you company there.
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rh314501
05/30/17 11:28:12 PM
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Harpie posted...
hawt


Why did you do that? :-(
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rh314501
05/30/17 11:28:36 PM
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Mernardi posted...
Orgies 24/7


This is the real answer.
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Spidey5
05/30/17 11:31:46 PM
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Sabram
05/30/17 11:32:40 PM
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Just the ability to do whatever i want whenever I want. I'd never do anything to harm someone else (guess that would be a requirement to get into Heaven in the first place anyway).

Just things like, if I want something to eat I can get whatever I want to eat. If I want to play videogames I can do that, or watch movies/TV/whatever. Hang out with and talk to whomever I want to for as long as i want to. Sleep for years whenever I want, or for minutes, and never feel like I slept too much or not enough.

Also, perfect control over my own personal dimmer switch.
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BLAKUboy
05/30/17 11:34:34 PM
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Harpie posted...
hawt

Good night sweet prince.
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Turbam
05/30/17 11:51:00 PM
#36:


Harpie posted...
Turbam posted...
Some cute girls panties

HWlg7Ef

hawt

You do you boo
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Garioshi
05/30/17 11:53:15 PM
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A sandbox version of my life. Unlimited save states, unlimited possibilities.
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Tequilawhatitdo
05/31/17 12:56:24 AM
#38:


slothica posted...
hollow_shrine posted...
I don't know why people find the idea of nothingness so unsettling. I've always thought it sounded like a really restful sleep.


At lest in a restful sleep, you have the luxury of dreams or nightmares.

Nothingness is exactly that -- no light, no darkness, no senses, no thought. No up or down or left or right, no sounds, no vibrations. Nothing. And it's weird because you can't imagine nothing while you're alive. Whatever I can see in my mind is something. But nothingness? Not even your thoughts can keep you company there.


That's why nothingness is so peaceful to me. It's the calm, peaceful sleep that you get when you're not dreaming and not aware you're alive. It's like being a little kid sound asleep in a house with all of your relatives. Nobody is dreaming. Nobody is awake. Everything is peaceful. And you're all on the same dimensional plane. Only thing time that plane is pure peaceful nothingness for eternity. It truly is fucking beautiful this idea that you and your loved ones will always be on the same dimensional plane of peaceful nothingness for all of eternity.

The only thing about dying? You'll never know you lived.
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dave_is_slick
05/31/17 1:13:48 AM
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Tequilawhatitdo posted...
It's the calm, peaceful sleep

Again, nothing is not sleep. There is nothing to feel, do, taste, see, look forward to, regret...
It's not peaceful because it's nothing.
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chill02
05/31/17 1:14:17 AM
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complete nothingness
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05/31/17 1:21:39 AM
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Sami1000
05/31/17 1:26:27 AM
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foreveraIone posted...
I easily have the best answer for this:

You can basically choose what heaven is.

If you want to live as a billionaire in our modern times you can pick it.
If you want to live as say Shepard in Mass Effect you can pick it.
If you want to just live in a giant sexy orgy island, you can pick it.
If you want to become some sick dictator that kills millions of people, you can do it.
and you can become a god as well.
If you get bored with all this shit, you can erase your memory and then start over.

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weapon_d00d816
05/31/17 1:30:53 AM
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Some sort of temporal omnipotence where I can fast forward to various points and view what has happened.
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Leanaunfurled
05/31/17 1:43:38 AM
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dave_is_slick posted...
Tequilawhatitdo posted...
It's the calm, peaceful sleep

Again, nothing is not sleep. There is nothing to feel, do, taste, see, look forward to, regret...
It's not peaceful because it's nothing.

That's why it's peaceful, dude. Nothingness is peace.
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Medussa
05/31/17 1:55:43 AM
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optional new game + mode.

edit: oops, was beaten to it.
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SpiralDrift
05/31/17 1:56:48 AM
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A bed to snuggle with my girlfriend forever. That's all I need/want.
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EverDownward
05/31/17 2:00:15 AM
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Something akin to the protagonist's Heaven from What Dreams May Come and Majula from Dark Souls II; a place that's devoid of most man-made structures, where the earth is pristine, lush, and beautiful, set amidst an eternal sunset/sunrise. If I had a real religious reference for it, it would be something like Summerland.
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dave_is_slick
05/31/17 7:58:41 AM
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Leanaunfurled posted...
Nothingness is peace.

Peace is something positive. Nothingness has nothing positive because it's literally nothing.
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Leanaunfurled
05/31/17 7:59:32 AM
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dave_is_slick posted...
Leanaunfurled posted...
Nothingness is peace.

Peace is something positive. Nothingness has nothing positive because it's literally nothing.

That in itself is the positive. I really don't see what's hard to get about this.
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dave_is_slick
05/31/17 1:18:10 PM
#51:


Leanaunfurled posted...
dave_is_slick posted...
Leanaunfurled posted...
Nothingness is peace.

Peace is something positive. Nothingness has nothing positive because it's literally nothing.

That in itself is the positive. I really don't see what's hard to get about this.

There is no positives when true nothingness is achieved.
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PoopPotato
05/31/17 1:22:09 PM
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My ideal heaven would be something like the Shire. No worries, just eat, drink, and party all day everyday.
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