Board 8 > ~BOXING MATCH!~ Little Mac vs. Alucard!

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KanzarisKelshen
05/31/17 9:50:03 PM
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Little Mac has challenged Alucard to a fight! Location of the fight: WVBA boxing ring - The standard ring for fights in the Punch-Out series.. Which side will win?

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- The fight will occur in real-time (like an FMV sequence). Gameplay mechanics are less important than how the characters would function in a real-time environment.
- No armor or weaponry allowed, and all attacks are limited to punches
- "Broken" refers to a lot of things, including insta-death, auto-effects, a variety of status effects (e.g., Imp, Silence, Stop, *not* Poison), and revival. Unless stated otherwise, nobody has them, though do use your own discretion.
- There may be SPOILERS from all of the games the characters are from.


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Little Mac is as seen in Punch Out!! for Wii and SSB4 (minus game mechanics). In the context of this fight, he can use his Star Uppercut technique as freely as he wants, so long as the opening presents itself. Alucard has broken his left leg.

~VS~

Alucard is as he appears through the second castle of Castlevania: Symphony of the Night. He is equipped with the Cross, has access to his best non-broken equipment and relics up to that point, and does not have the Shield Rod or his intro equipment. He has the Mist relic, but no Mist time extension or poison. The only familiar he has with him is the Bat, which summons more bats to help Alucard when he transforms.
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MajinZidane
05/31/17 9:51:41 PM
#2:


Alucard, cunning as he is, foresaw that this match would happen TWO WEEKS AGO and planned to break Little Mac's leg from then to gain the upper hand in this boxing match.

All according to the plan.
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Lopen
05/31/17 9:52:07 PM
#3:


Bah GAWD has he no soullll
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Tom Bombadil
05/31/17 9:52:43 PM
#4:


Mac is a boxer. He's fought scarier dudes than this and come out on top because he's a scrapper and a champion. He'll take a licking and keep on ticking, one leg or two!

but I am going to have to talk with Jack Tunney about this miscarriage of justice making mah boi fight right after Alucard broke his leg! That should be a DQ!
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Eddv
05/31/17 9:53:10 PM
#5:


Alucard

Pretty cut and dry
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Tom Bombadil
05/31/17 9:53:12 PM
#6:


he's also had a chance to train with mega man using soul steal!!
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Lopen
05/31/17 9:53:37 PM
#7:


Alucard uses soul steal to make up for what he lacks bah gawd... to fill that void in his BLACK HEARTTT
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JeezyMiyagi
05/31/17 9:53:51 PM
#8:


Alucard slips his diamond knuckles under his gloves and pummels the crippled mac into a pulp

Alucard
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Mewtwo59
05/31/17 9:54:20 PM
#9:


Well, it was a good run.
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DeathChicken
05/31/17 9:54:35 PM
#10:


Mac clearly has experience fighting with one limb. The Bruisers in Super Punch Out can break your arms at will, he turns out fine
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Eddv
05/31/17 9:56:19 PM
#11:


DeathChicken posted...
Mac clearly has experience fighting with one limb. The Bruisers in Super Punch Out can break your arms at will, he turns out fine


Super Punch Out notably doesnt star little mac
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Kamekguy
05/31/17 9:56:45 PM
#12:


Now when you say "broken" do you mean "shattered", or "splintered, but in a semi-functional state"?
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greengravy294
05/31/17 9:59:19 PM
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Alucard stomps. no vote tho
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Arti
05/31/17 9:59:42 PM
#14:


Alucard

The Plan wins again
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Lopen
05/31/17 10:00:35 PM
#15:


Alucard

Mac's arms are too short to box with The Plan
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Tom Bombadil
05/31/17 10:00:53 PM
#16:


does alucard fight hand to hand? ever?
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Lopen
05/31/17 10:01:45 PM
#17:


Who are you to doubt the Kaiser Knuckle, the Kaiser Knuckle +1, the Fist of Tulkas?
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Corrik
05/31/17 10:01:57 PM
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Alucard
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Eddv
05/31/17 10:02:00 PM
#19:


He doesn't even have to.

Mac just has to like fall down 3 times in a round to lose by tko
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JeezyMiyagi
05/31/17 10:02:04 PM
#20:


Tom Bombadil posted...
does alucard fight hand to hand? ever?


yeah, knuckles/gloves are a type of weapon in SotN and while using them Alucard punches
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Johnbobb
05/31/17 10:03:05 PM
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Tom Bombadil posted...
does alucard fight hand to hand? ever?

This

I know Mac's badly injured but can Alucard box, period?

Like I take a Rocky Balboa with a broken leg over Dumbledore in a boxing match. Is that what we have here?
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KanzarisKelshen
05/31/17 10:04:13 PM
#22:


Yes, among his available weapon options are Knuckle Dusters and the Fist of Tulkas in SotN

Which basically give you ATATATATATA Kenshiro punch spam for Alucard's jabs.
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greengravy294
05/31/17 10:04:53 PM
#23:


That wily Genya Arikado
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DeathChicken
05/31/17 10:05:25 PM
#24:


Yeah but he gets no weapons here so no brass knuckles
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Lopen
05/31/17 10:06:40 PM
#25:


Alucard can punch as his standard attack too
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Eddv
05/31/17 10:06:51 PM
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So youre going with "in gameplay, he cannot punch unless hes wearing gloves or knucles and therefore cannot punch while wearing boxing gloves"
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Skyridge87
05/31/17 10:08:57 PM
#27:


Boxing gloves in SotN would clearly be a punch weapon though. Probably a joke one.
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DeathChicken
05/31/17 10:11:56 PM
#28:


Of course not, but he can't actually ATATATATATA unless he's wearing his special punch gloves. Otherwise all he does is puny jabs
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Johnbobb
05/31/17 10:15:23 PM
#29:


Still not really swayed toward Alucard

Not swayed toward Mac either.

They both kind of suck here
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Tom Bombadil
05/31/17 10:16:45 PM
#30:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGjWuVWWAkM


he got this
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Johnbobb
05/31/17 10:16:56 PM
#31:


Like I am physically capable of punching but if I go against a professional boxer, broken leg or not, I'm probably going to lose.

Alucard can punch but from what I know of him that's not really something he typically does, unless he has super special knuckles?
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Johnbobb
05/31/17 10:18:37 PM
#32:


Yeah going Mac here

broken leg or not, the boxing ability gap here is too massive to ignore

for what it's worth, Tifa would've beaten him here though
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MenuWars
05/31/17 10:19:51 PM
#33:


I don't think Alucard can box, yes he can use his fists but boxings a different thing altogether, but considering his opponent is down a leg... I think he'll manage just fine.

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JeezyMiyagi
05/31/17 10:19:55 PM
#34:


Tifa could've beaten him with both legs
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Tom Bombadil
05/31/17 10:20:13 PM
#35:


start trainin' and MAKE A COMEBACK
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Lopen
05/31/17 10:20:24 PM
#36:


"Everyone's got a plan until they get a broken leg" - Mike Tyson (paraphrased)
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Tom Bombadil
05/31/17 10:24:02 PM
#37:


did I lose? I think I lost

stupid stuff listed in places I didn't think to look

throw in the towel on the boxin'
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MajinZidane
05/31/17 10:24:48 PM
#38:


well, what I know is that in boxing, your footwork is incredibly important. Mac wins boxing fight topics because he's a boxer with impeccable boxing footwork, but he loses this with a broken leg. Also, every time he punches, like a boxer, he does it from his legs. Like stand up and trying punching with one leg and then notice the difference when you have both planted and moving into the punch; having a broken leg impacts his agility a ton and his punching power more than you think
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Drakeryn
05/31/17 10:37:09 PM
#39:


tbh Alucard wins this regardless of how many broken or unbroken legs Mac has
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DoomTheGyarados
05/31/17 10:39:23 PM
#40:


Drakeryn posted...
tbh Alucard wins this regardless of how many broken or unbroken legs Mac has


Nah, he loses on points.
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StealThisSheen
05/31/17 10:41:37 PM
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Yeah, no way I take Alucard if Mac's healthy
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greengravy294
05/31/17 10:53:09 PM
#42:


mac>alucard w/o a broken leg prob
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Lopen
05/31/17 10:54:51 PM
#43:


Alucard's mist form would prove tricky for mac
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KJH
05/31/17 10:54:58 PM
#44:


Alucard.

Broken leg is less footwork, which Mac abuses the hell out of. And Alucard has mist form to dodge on top of that.
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greengravy294
05/31/17 10:56:19 PM
#45:


Lopen posted...
mist form

isn't that banned
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KJH
06/01/17 12:08:20 AM
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Nope, just poison mist and the time extension version are. Wouldn't be any different from Great Tiger's illusions/teleporting, probably.
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