Poll of the Day > Oh good, Baywatch bombed

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TheOrangeMisfit
06/03/17 10:33:08 AM
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http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/why-baywatch-bombed-at-box-office-1008399

Although I doubt anyone is surprised, efron is a douche, the rock has been stale, and I don't even know who anyone else is. Even worse is they don't even understand who their target audience is and there's not a single boob. Look at the parents guide for sex and nudity. They fucked up big time.

Full frontal male genital nudity: - "The scene shows Mitch playing a terrible prank on poor Matt when he tells him to check a dead man's naked body for evidence of a crime. The runnning joke has Efron handling the corpse's penis and scrotum and even lifting the organs up and out of the way so he can examine the skin area underneath"

Male rear buttock nudity on several occasions.

There are also many male characters topless with nipples exposed in swim shorts showing developed upper torsos with rippling muscles.

Although all of the nudity is male and while there is no female nudity of any kind, many female characters are in bikini's. There are a few instances where covered female breasts are shown moving. Cleavage is also shown.

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JennyBear
06/03/17 10:35:34 AM
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Oh no they didn't have female nudity like always

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TheSlinja
06/03/17 10:39:50 AM
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so they show him fondling a penis, but not a single boob?
I dont care either way but thats some pretty lousy planning if they are trying to bring back fucking baywatch lmao
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LeetCheet
06/03/17 11:01:19 AM
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Umm... Weren't the women the reason why people watched Baywatch in the first place?
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SmokeMassTree
06/03/17 11:03:05 AM
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The trailers looked funny

Probably watch it when I don't have to go to a theater
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streamofthesky
06/03/17 11:21:11 AM
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Yeah, didn't know who any of the female actresses were and none of them even seemed particularly attractive. Meanwhile, Effron and the Rock are huge names and the movie seemed focused on them and the females were an afterthought. Just based on the trailers. WTF were they thinking?

JennyBear posted...
Oh no they didn't have female nudity like always

People always say that, but male nudity and shirtless scenes (which some don't consider nudity) seem to be way more fucking common in TV and movies, and get a much bigger pass from the censors.
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JennyBear
06/03/17 11:22:20 AM
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Males shirtless is not considered nudity. Just because there's a double standard about chests doesn't make it nudity. It's considered perfectly acceptable to show a shirtless man.
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mastermix3000
06/03/17 11:25:00 AM
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It sold poorly because as sexy as the Rock is, nobody wants to pay and see him shirtless. And lol at Efron...
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streamofthesky
06/03/17 11:27:25 AM
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JennyBear posted...
Males shirtless is not considered nudity. Just because there's a double standard about chests doesn't make it nudity. It's considered perfectly acceptable to show a shirtless man.

You're just ignorantly displaying your privilege now.
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OneTimeBen
06/03/17 11:31:47 AM
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Looked silly at best.
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JennyBear
06/03/17 11:38:54 AM
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streamofthesky posted...
JennyBear posted...
Males shirtless is not considered nudity. Just because there's a double standard about chests doesn't make it nudity. It's considered perfectly acceptable to show a shirtless man.

You're just ignorantly displaying your privilege now.


LOL
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JennyBear
06/03/17 11:40:38 AM
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My bad I didn't realize it was a privilege to have to always wear something covering your chest when it's considered perfectly acceptable for the opposite gender not to
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RCtheWSBC
06/03/17 11:41:04 AM
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Ah yes, the privilege to be judged and/or oggled for not wearing a bra under our shirts

feeeeeeemaaaaaales
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streamofthesky
06/03/17 11:46:43 AM
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JennyBear posted...
My bad I didn't realize it was a privilege to have to always wear something covering your chest when it's considered perfectly acceptable for the opposite gender not to

I'm not against it, nor would I ever lodge a complaint about it. Take your issue up w/ the "values voters" on the right and the "social justice warriors" on the left. Ladies should be free to go topless, too.

#freethenipple
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WhiskeyDisk
06/03/17 11:59:20 AM
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streamofthesky posted...
Yeah, didn't know who any of the female actresses were and none of them even seemed particularly attractive.


Alexandra Daddario is a high 9 if not a 10. Dunno what you're thinking.
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TheOrangeMisfit
06/03/17 12:00:06 PM
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JennyBear posted...
My bad I didn't realize it was a privilege to have to always wear something covering your chest when it's considered perfectly acceptable for the opposite gender not to


https://s12.postimg.org/m277qqywt/Triggered.jpg
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JennyBear
06/03/17 12:04:13 PM
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TheOrangeMisfit posted...
JennyBear posted...
My bad I didn't realize it was a privilege to have to always wear something covering your chest when it's considered perfectly acceptable for the opposite gender not to


https://s12.postimg.org/m277qqywt/Triggered.jpg


Lol no it was very comical

WhiskeyDisk posted...
streamofthesky posted...
Yeah, didn't know who any of the female actresses were and none of them even seemed particularly attractive.


Alexandra Daddario is a high 9 if not a 10. Dunno what you're thinking.


Did you see her boobs in True Detective? My boyfriend got a full on boner sitting next to me watching that scene lmao
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WhiskeyDisk
06/03/17 1:50:09 PM
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JennyBear posted...
Did you see her boobs in True Detective? My boyfriend got a full on boner sitting next to me watching that scene lmao


I'm sure you busted his stones good for that but c'mon if we're being honest can you even blame him?
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JennyBear
06/03/17 1:51:49 PM
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WhiskeyDisk posted...
JennyBear posted...
Did you see her boobs in True Detective? My boyfriend got a full on boner sitting next to me watching that scene lmao


I'm sure you busted his stones good for that but c'mon if we're being honest can you even blame him?


I bust his balls about it every time we see her anywhere. I'm always like "hey it's your girlfriend Alexandra doddario" Hahaha

No I can't! Her body looked on point.
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GameReviews
06/03/17 1:56:45 PM
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The Rock always has a million projects going, so this won't effect him in the slightest. That being said, I think anyone with a brain could see this movie bombing from a mile away.
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JennyBear
06/03/17 1:58:41 PM
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I think Efrons last few movies have bombed. He needs to pick some movies more selectively because he's not gonna have that body to live off of forever.
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Kimbos_Egg
06/03/17 2:00:46 PM
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not a single tit? Whats the point..? Whos going to see a shitty baywatch film that hs nothing to do with baywatch and hasn't got any female nudity?
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JennyBear
06/03/17 2:04:32 PM
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The original Baywatch show didn't have any titties! Idk why anyone thought there'd be titties.
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SmokeMassTree
06/03/17 2:14:26 PM
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It also didn't have any dicks.

Movies need to show four tits for every one dick to be not homosexual
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JennyBear
06/03/17 2:15:54 PM
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Look down your shirt and you'll see two at least smt
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SmokeMassTree
06/03/17 2:21:33 PM
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Idk man it's dark down there
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helIy
06/03/17 2:27:17 PM
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it feels like they tried making it a buddy movie like 21 jump street
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cloelea
06/03/17 2:37:14 PM
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JennyBear posted...
WhiskeyDisk posted...
JennyBear posted...
Did you see her boobs in True Detective? My boyfriend got a full on boner sitting next to me watching that scene lmao


I'm sure you busted his stones good for that but c'mon if we're being honest can you even blame him?


I bust his balls about it every time we see her anywhere. I'm always like "hey it's your girlfriend Alexandra doddario" Hahaha

No I can't! Her body looked on point.
Her oak colored areolas was pretty high gamma saturated & perky though
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cloelea
06/03/17 2:38:06 PM
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esp the ocular area which measures 20 cm lol
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cloelea
06/03/17 2:43:19 PM
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for mammogram exams
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streamofthesky
06/03/17 2:47:39 PM
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WhiskeyDisk posted...
streamofthesky posted...
Yeah, didn't know who any of the female actresses were and none of them even seemed particularly attractive.


Alexandra Daddario is a high 9 if not a 10. Dunno what you're thinking.

Don't even know who any of the female actresses are by name, never heard of them. Only one I even saw in promotional material for more than a second was that blonde w/ the weird lips.

*googles*

...I disagree. She looks pretty plain to me.
http://static2.refinery29.com/bin/entry/22c/x,80/1171150/alexandra-daddario-true-detective.jpg
http://i0.wp.com/kingoftheflatscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/image_portrait_w8581.jpg?resize=650%2C488
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helly
06/03/17 2:48:50 PM
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man her chest looks weird in that first pic
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SmokeMassTree
06/03/17 2:49:30 PM
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Her tits are A+++
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streamofthesky
06/03/17 2:50:39 PM
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SmokeMassTree posted...
Her tits are A+++

Definitely her best feature, still not amazing. And everything besides her breasts is pretty meh at best. Her face/eyes look downright weird.
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SmokeMassTree
06/03/17 2:52:23 PM
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Not amazing!?

Have you even seen them?

Best tits I've seen, ever
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streamofthesky
06/03/17 2:53:45 PM
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SmokeMassTree posted...
Not amazing!?

Have you even seen them?

Best tits I've seen, ever

I just did, thanks to google. They're alright.
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SmokeMassTree
06/03/17 2:55:04 PM
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Name even one tit better
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WhiskeyDisk
06/03/17 2:56:35 PM
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SmokeMassTree posted...
Not amazing!?

Have you even seen them?

Best tits I've seen, ever


Her eyes get me too though. They're almost but not quite that Sapphire blue that Alexis Bledel has.
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SmokeMassTree
06/03/17 3:01:32 PM
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Didn't even know she had eyes
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streamofthesky
06/03/17 3:01:46 PM
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It's like I called his firstborn baby ugly, lol.
I didn't even say they were bad!

SmokeMassTree posted...
Name even one tit better

Well, they usually come in pairs...
The entire female cast of the Baywatch tv show feels like an appropriate place to start... (aside from the less endowed one specifically meant to be more average looking)
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cloelea
06/03/17 3:12:19 PM
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SmokeMassTree posted...
Name even one tit better

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MICHALCOLE
06/03/17 4:21:24 PM
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Just wondering.. what makes efron a douche? Did he fuck your chick or something?
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SmokeMassTree
06/03/17 4:31:45 PM
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MICHALCOLE posted...
Just wondering.. what makes efron a douche? Did he fuck your chick or something?


He could so he feels threatened

Efron is a p cool dude

Dirty grandpa was funny
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Erik_P
06/03/17 4:37:27 PM
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SmokeMassTree posted...
Not amazing!?

Have you even seen them?

Best tits I've seen, ever


So, they're the only tits you've seen.
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SmokeMassTree
06/03/17 4:38:14 PM
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Stick to the trump topics pal, you're not good at this
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chaosbowser
06/03/17 4:47:57 PM
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My impression was that it was supposed to be a comedy. Not a revival of Baywatch.
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