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TheOrangeMisfit 06/03/17 10:33:08 AM #1: |
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/why-baywatch-bombed-at-box-office-1008399
Although I doubt anyone is surprised, efron is a douche, the rock has been stale, and I don't even know who anyone else is. Even worse is they don't even understand who their target audience is and there's not a single boob. Look at the parents guide for sex and nudity. They fucked up big time. Male rear buttock nudity on several occasions. There are also many male characters topless with nipples exposed in swim shorts showing developed upper torsos with rippling muscles. Although all of the nudity is male and while there is no female nudity of any kind, many female characters are in bikini's. There are a few instances where covered female breasts are shown moving. Cleavage is also shown. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JennyBear 06/03/17 10:35:34 AM #2: |
Oh no they didn't have female nudity like always
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TheSlinja 06/03/17 10:39:50 AM #3: |
so they show him fondling a penis, but not a single boob?
I dont care either way but thats some pretty lousy planning if they are trying to bring back fucking baywatch lmao --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LeetCheet 06/03/17 11:01:19 AM #4: |
Umm... Weren't the women the reason why people watched Baywatch in the first place?
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SmokeMassTree 06/03/17 11:03:05 AM #5: |
The trailers looked funny
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streamofthesky 06/03/17 11:21:11 AM #6: |
Yeah, didn't know who any of the female actresses were and none of them even seemed particularly attractive. Meanwhile, Effron and the Rock are huge names and the movie seemed focused on them and the females were an afterthought. Just based on the trailers. WTF were they thinking?
JennyBear posted... Oh no they didn't have female nudity like always People always say that, but male nudity and shirtless scenes (which some don't consider nudity) seem to be way more fucking common in TV and movies, and get a much bigger pass from the censors. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JennyBear 06/03/17 11:22:20 AM #7: |
Males shirtless is not considered nudity. Just because there's a double standard about chests doesn't make it nudity. It's considered perfectly acceptable to show a shirtless man.
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mastermix3000 06/03/17 11:25:00 AM #8: |
It sold poorly because as sexy as the Rock is, nobody wants to pay and see him shirtless. And lol at Efron...
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streamofthesky 06/03/17 11:27:25 AM #9: |
JennyBear posted...
Males shirtless is not considered nudity. Just because there's a double standard about chests doesn't make it nudity. It's considered perfectly acceptable to show a shirtless man. You're just ignorantly displaying your privilege now. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OneTimeBen 06/03/17 11:31:47 AM #10: |
Looked silly at best.
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JennyBear 06/03/17 11:38:54 AM #11: |
streamofthesky posted...
JennyBear posted...Males shirtless is not considered nudity. Just because there's a double standard about chests doesn't make it nudity. It's considered perfectly acceptable to show a shirtless man. LOL ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JennyBear 06/03/17 11:40:38 AM #12: |
My bad I didn't realize it was a privilege to have to always wear something covering your chest when it's considered perfectly acceptable for the opposite gender not to
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RCtheWSBC 06/03/17 11:41:04 AM #13: |
Ah yes, the privilege to be judged and/or oggled for not wearing a bra under our shirts
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streamofthesky 06/03/17 11:46:43 AM #14: |
JennyBear posted...
My bad I didn't realize it was a privilege to have to always wear something covering your chest when it's considered perfectly acceptable for the opposite gender not to I'm not against it, nor would I ever lodge a complaint about it. Take your issue up w/ the "values voters" on the right and the "social justice warriors" on the left. Ladies should be free to go topless, too. #freethenipple ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WhiskeyDisk 06/03/17 11:59:20 AM #15: |
streamofthesky posted...
Yeah, didn't know who any of the female actresses were and none of them even seemed particularly attractive. Alexandra Daddario is a high 9 if not a 10. Dunno what you're thinking. --- http://i.imgur.com/4fmtLFt.gif http://s1.zetaboards.com/sba/ ~there's always free cheese in a mousetrap. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheOrangeMisfit 06/03/17 12:00:06 PM #16: |
JennyBear posted...
My bad I didn't realize it was a privilege to have to always wear something covering your chest when it's considered perfectly acceptable for the opposite gender not to https://s12.postimg.org/m277qqywt/Triggered.jpg --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JennyBear 06/03/17 12:04:13 PM #17: |
TheOrangeMisfit posted...
JennyBear posted...My bad I didn't realize it was a privilege to have to always wear something covering your chest when it's considered perfectly acceptable for the opposite gender not to Lol no it was very comical WhiskeyDisk posted... streamofthesky posted...Yeah, didn't know who any of the female actresses were and none of them even seemed particularly attractive. Did you see her boobs in True Detective? My boyfriend got a full on boner sitting next to me watching that scene lmao ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WhiskeyDisk 06/03/17 1:50:09 PM #18: |
JennyBear posted...
Did you see her boobs in True Detective? My boyfriend got a full on boner sitting next to me watching that scene lmao I'm sure you busted his stones good for that but c'mon if we're being honest can you even blame him? --- http://i.imgur.com/4fmtLFt.gif http://s1.zetaboards.com/sba/ ~there's always free cheese in a mousetrap. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JennyBear 06/03/17 1:51:49 PM #19: |
WhiskeyDisk posted...
JennyBear posted...Did you see her boobs in True Detective? My boyfriend got a full on boner sitting next to me watching that scene lmao I bust his balls about it every time we see her anywhere. I'm always like "hey it's your girlfriend Alexandra doddario" Hahaha No I can't! Her body looked on point. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GameReviews 06/03/17 1:56:45 PM #20: |
The Rock always has a million projects going, so this won't effect him in the slightest. That being said, I think anyone with a brain could see this movie bombing from a mile away.
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JennyBear 06/03/17 1:58:41 PM #21: |
I think Efrons last few movies have bombed. He needs to pick some movies more selectively because he's not gonna have that body to live off of forever.
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Kimbos_Egg 06/03/17 2:00:46 PM #22: |
not a single tit? Whats the point..? Whos going to see a shitty baywatch film that hs nothing to do with baywatch and hasn't got any female nudity?
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JennyBear 06/03/17 2:04:32 PM #23: |
The original Baywatch show didn't have any titties! Idk why anyone thought there'd be titties.
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SmokeMassTree 06/03/17 2:14:26 PM #24: |
It also didn't have any dicks.
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JennyBear 06/03/17 2:15:54 PM #25: |
Look down your shirt and you'll see two at least smt
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SmokeMassTree 06/03/17 2:21:33 PM #26: |
Idk man it's dark down there
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helIy 06/03/17 2:27:17 PM #27: |
it feels like they tried making it a buddy movie like 21 jump street
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cloelea 06/03/17 2:37:14 PM #28: |
JennyBear posted...
WhiskeyDisk posted...Her oak colored areolas was pretty high gamma saturated & perky thoughJennyBear posted...Did you see her boobs in True Detective? My boyfriend got a full on boner sitting next to me watching that scene lmao ... Copied to Clipboard!
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cloelea 06/03/17 2:38:06 PM #29: |
esp the ocular area which measures 20 cm lol
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cloelea 06/03/17 2:43:19 PM #30: |
for mammogram exams
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streamofthesky 06/03/17 2:47:39 PM #31: |
WhiskeyDisk posted...
streamofthesky posted...Yeah, didn't know who any of the female actresses were and none of them even seemed particularly attractive. Don't even know who any of the female actresses are by name, never heard of them. Only one I even saw in promotional material for more than a second was that blonde w/ the weird lips. *googles* ...I disagree. She looks pretty plain to me. http://static2.refinery29.com/bin/entry/22c/x,80/1171150/alexandra-daddario-true-detective.jpg http://i0.wp.com/kingoftheflatscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/image_portrait_w8581.jpg?resize=650%2C488 https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/23/94/07/239407e116363c02819e7f1a68c62395.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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helly 06/03/17 2:48:50 PM #32: |
man her chest looks weird in that first pic
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SmokeMassTree 06/03/17 2:49:30 PM #33: |
Her tits are A+++
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streamofthesky 06/03/17 2:50:39 PM #34: |
SmokeMassTree posted...
Her tits are A+++ Definitely her best feature, still not amazing. And everything besides her breasts is pretty meh at best. Her face/eyes look downright weird. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SmokeMassTree 06/03/17 2:52:23 PM #35: |
Not amazing!?
Have you even seen them? Best tits I've seen, ever --- A.K. 2/14/10 T.C.P. Victorious Champion of the 1st Annual POTd Hunger Games. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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streamofthesky 06/03/17 2:53:45 PM #36: |
SmokeMassTree posted...
Not amazing!? I just did, thanks to google. They're alright. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SmokeMassTree 06/03/17 2:55:04 PM #37: |
Name even one tit better
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WhiskeyDisk 06/03/17 2:56:35 PM #38: |
SmokeMassTree posted...
Not amazing!? Her eyes get me too though. They're almost but not quite that Sapphire blue that Alexis Bledel has. --- http://i.imgur.com/4fmtLFt.gif http://s1.zetaboards.com/sba/ ~there's always free cheese in a mousetrap. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SmokeMassTree 06/03/17 3:01:32 PM #39: |
Didn't even know she had eyes
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streamofthesky 06/03/17 3:01:46 PM #40: |
It's like I called his firstborn baby ugly, lol.
I didn't even say they were bad! SmokeMassTree posted... Name even one tit better Well, they usually come in pairs... The entire female cast of the Baywatch tv show feels like an appropriate place to start... (aside from the less endowed one specifically meant to be more average looking) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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cloelea 06/03/17 3:12:19 PM #41: |
SmokeMassTree posted...
Name even one tit better julianna guill ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MICHALCOLE 06/03/17 4:21:24 PM #42: |
Just wondering.. what makes efron a douche? Did he fuck your chick or something?
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SmokeMassTree 06/03/17 4:31:45 PM #43: |
MICHALCOLE posted...
Just wondering.. what makes efron a douche? Did he fuck your chick or something? He could so he feels threatened Efron is a p cool dude Dirty grandpa was funny --- A.K. 2/14/10 T.C.P. Victorious Champion of the 1st Annual POTd Hunger Games. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Erik_P 06/03/17 4:37:27 PM #44: |
SmokeMassTree posted...
Not amazing!? So, they're the only tits you've seen. --- #welchingalldayerrday ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SmokeMassTree 06/03/17 4:38:14 PM #45: |
Stick to the trump topics pal, you're not good at this
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chaosbowser 06/03/17 4:47:57 PM #46: |
My impression was that it was supposed to be a comedy. Not a revival of Baywatch.
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