Current Events > Free smartphone of your choosing, but it can only contact men in prison

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green butter
06/04/17 8:27:13 PM
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U Decide


Rules

- You can get any smartphone currently on the market for free
- Has all of the real functions of a smartphone etc

- However, this phone can only be used to contact men currently incarcerated in max-security prisons
- Goes for all calling features, text messages, social media, etc
- All the prisoners have access to smartphones too for some reason
- Cannot contact women or female inmates


Do you take the free phone? I would, and then contact the boys on Cell Block D
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drunkmuggle
06/04/17 8:29:00 PM
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I don't think I am Hard enough for this
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Cornmuffins
06/04/17 8:29:44 PM
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I get a phone AND get to play gamepidgeon with some hotties in prison? Sounds like a deal to me.
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reeekt
06/04/17 8:30:36 PM
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I guess I could donate it to somebody with a friend or family member in prison.
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ChromaticAngel
06/04/17 8:38:22 PM
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I sell porn to people in prison for life for a premium.
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green butter
06/04/17 8:38:59 PM
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Cornmuffins posted...
I get a phone AND get to play gamepidgeon with some hotties in prison? Sounds like a deal to me.

imagine sending Good Morning bitmojis to your group chat of violent felons
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GiftedACIII
06/04/17 8:52:16 PM
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So do they suddenly get smartphone access to everything or can they only contact us too?
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Kanaya413
06/04/17 9:02:19 PM
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I don't call anyone so I'd just use it for mobile games
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StarReaper13
06/04/17 9:03:25 PM
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ChromaticAngel posted...
I sell porn to people in prison for life for a premium.

Genius
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littlebro07
06/04/17 9:05:00 PM
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ChromaticAngel posted...
I sell porn to people in prison for life for a premium.


This guy. This guy gets it.
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Gamer99z
06/04/17 9:05:02 PM
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Yeah I'd take a free second smartphone that I can use to fuck with people.
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green butter
06/05/17 11:46:15 AM
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Cornmuffins
06/06/17 8:49:00 PM
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green butter posted...
Cornmuffins posted...
I get a phone AND get to play gamepidgeon with some hotties in prison? Sounds like a deal to me.

imagine sending Good Morning bitmojis to your group chat of violent felons


zWQOxCy
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TheVipaGTS
06/06/17 8:51:46 PM
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Seems rather pointless then...
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green butter
06/06/17 9:10:54 PM
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Cornmuffins posted...
green butter posted...
Cornmuffins posted...
I get a phone AND get to play gamepidgeon with some hotties in prison? Sounds like a deal to me.

imagine sending Good Morning bitmojis to your group chat of violent felons


zWQOxCy

lol
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este914
06/06/17 9:12:03 PM
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thats so dumb
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green butter
06/06/17 9:14:29 PM
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este914 posted...
thats so dumb

bet you wouldnt say that to a felon's face, you nambly pambly wimpy boy
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moose_knuckle
06/06/17 9:16:30 PM
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