Board 8 > All-Purpose Wrestling Topic 411: Topic 425 is gonna suck

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I think he came out for a promo selling the damage from Del Rio's armbar which kinda drove home "he's hurt from Del Rio already"
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Im surprised that the median ages of sports are in the 50s just from the number of people above 55 covers such a smaller range of people (except the x people above 110 but that certainly are orders of magnitude smaller
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnHSas0TJHM

<3 christian
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https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/873266998741843968
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I fucking love Dave Meltzer. No joke. He's gotta be a top 10 wrestling personality of all time.
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@TonyLew82 2h2 hours ago

I feel like Dave didn't even know he made a joke.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6McWl1hukrU
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DDP is a god among monkeys
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for comedy comparisons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIThLkyDcPk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdMHAyeoZ8g
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John Cena I didn't laugh at all you should try maybe something else
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Just a few hours till Omega vs. Okada 2

even less for G1 participants hmm.
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Just finished rewatching the first one to prepare myself. Gonna be crazy to see how they try topping that one.
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If Omega vs Okada is better than this Takahashi vs KUSHIDA amazing encounter, then it will get the full five.
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madmen, both of them
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Omega lives.
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Guess okada is now entering greatest year in wrestling territory.
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Fuck that noise. Real American Omega is on his way to the top.
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If Okada somehow pulls a 4-star match out of Cody next month, I'm just gonna go ahead and pencil him in as the greatest of all time.
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I want Cody to win. It would be hilarious and amazing and it would tick off Vince a little.
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As if Vince knows any current events that happen outside of WWE.
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Strife2 posted...

As if Vince knows any current events that happen outside of WWE.

He watches and loves Game of Thrones.
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So for all the one Total Divas fan here, Eva Marie and Renee Young are out of the next season, and I can't imagine Paige returning. Alexa Bliss and Nia Jax will be replacing them. I'm on board with Nia joining since she's a bigger girl and can be empowering and whatnot. Alexa is pretty inspiring too. Surprised they haven't thrown any smark favorites in there to try and drum up a little bit more interest, although I guess maybe Alexa will do for that. Sasha, Bayley, Charlotte, or Becky might be more interesting though, but they probably don't want to do it.
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I might actually watch it to see Alexa and Nia out of character. They seem like a lot of fun together. Might means like 2% chance.
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I'm all for switching the formula, but if the result is the same, why not just end the match with the rollup? Those three minutes could have went to a better segment.
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OMG BEAR WENT FROM UCA TO WWE!

and after a few minutes, the segment died a horrible death. Aww man. It didn't suck to start.
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So Bray and divorce and Jojo

I learned of it cause I chose to read youtube comments of videos not related to bray nor jojo
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So I didn't even bother watching or looking at results for Raw. Hooray for apathy!
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Based on this topic Raw must have been really boring.

GTM posted...

So Bray and divorce and Jojo

I learned of it cause I chose to read youtube comments of videos not related to bray nor jojo

Care to explain further?
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Bray's wife got the same lawyer Hogan and Cena's exes had.
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Apparently Bray's wife has filed for divorce and has accused him of cheating on her with Jojo, which is the last pairing I'd expect.

This is all from the daily mail, though, so I'm skeptical until something reputable reports it.
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davidponte posted...

has accused him of cheating on her with Jojo,

That's...huh.
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PrivateBiscuit1 posted...

So I didn't even bother watching or looking at results for Raw. Hooray for apathy!

I looked at results. It was just bad all over.

Watched clips of the two matches I was most interested in (Miz vs. Slater/Rhyno // Hardys vs Sheasaro) and both were horrible, horrible affairs.

Spoilers: Miz's partner is the bear from last week riding in on a tricycle, and commentary is all about bear puns. It's slow, it's long, and it's just an excuse for Dean Ambrose to come out later after the bear was unmasked as some random guy, and Maryse gets taken out by Miz again, and Slater gets fluke win... man... Ambrose really likes helping Slater out, huh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWQJu2Qnjy8

I hear tag champion match was excellent until the countout final fall ended things in a draw. RAW gonna RAW
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Did you really use spoiler tags as if anyone would actually care if they got spoiled on Raw? Or did you use spoiler tags to protect us against that hot garbage of a segment?
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It seems clear that after the NBA finals went to game 5, they wrote one segment to air before the game and half-assed the rest.
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https://twitter.com/brandonthurston/status/874683573470732288

In theory, this is why Lesnar is so important to them
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That's a huge number of people that didn't bother to watch their show.
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PrivateBiscuit1 posted...

That's a huge number of people that didn't bother to watch their show.

Either that or it's Vince playing it on repeat as he drifts into big sweaty men fantasies
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2.3m 3rd hour.

The Subscribers vs. Live RAW viewers battle is on!
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I still think that people will unsubscribe if the viewership continues to drop.
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I thought they were banking on people like me, who have a bunch of subs and just don't bother to ever cancel any of them.
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Supposedly on Smackdown Zack Ryder is coming back and they're going to do something meaningful with American Alpha.
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Well they'll have to with Cena no longer on Smackdown.
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"Zack Ryder" and "going to do something meaningful" sound weird in the same sentence even when the latter isn't a reference to the former
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Bellator signed Mauro and (Mike) Goldberg. Both WWE and UFC are stupid for letting both go.
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Ahahahaha.

THANK YOU CROWD!

When Lana's out, everyone is chanting "We want Rusev!" About damn time we get the right reaction here.
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Nice Sky High from Lana. Especially when she's wearing a dress.
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Probably a bad idea to have her do wrestling moves in that dress though. Lana couldn't even get her dress untangled from Naomi to get off of her. Imagine if Naomi's leg got caught during the move.
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PrivateBiscuit1 posted...

Probably a bad idea to have her do wrestling moves in that dress though. Lana couldn't even get her dress untangled from Naomi to get off of her. Imagine if Naomi's leg got caught during the move.

We can only pray....
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Breezango "Who Attacked My Partner!?" storyline > Enzo & Cass "Who Attacked My Partner!?" storyline
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Apparently the betting odds for the Women's Money in the Bank match are heavily in favor for Carmella of all people.

That's surprising.
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