Poll of the Day > This 27 y/o Florida Man faces 5 YEARS for asking the COPS to go to HOOTERS!!!

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27 y/o Dirty Birdy, Jonathan Hinkle faces 5 YEARS in Prison after he called 5-0 if they could give him a ride to HOOTERS and said that his grandmother was suffering a stroke in the parking lot to get them to come!!

Upon getting a call police searched 3 hours for his grandmother, 79 y/o Gayle Strickland and found her in good health where she said she did not have a stroke nor called for help.

She told officers that she was out of the hospital a few days ago and asked Jonathan to pick up his belongings at her house where he was staying.

News outlets said that he ran to get help and that he would pay responders to take him to Hooters at the same time..

Officers finally found him at a Burger King where he was helping his girlfriend fix her car..he was promptly arrested and now faces 5 years in the slammer.

Have you ever been to Hooters? let's see if people have

Jonathan -

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/06/08/15/413CC7D100000578-4584854-Jonathan_Hinkle_28_was_arrested_and_taken_to_Brevard_County_Jail-m-136_1496930548606.jpg

Hooters -

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/06/08/15/413CC7C900000578-4584854-Upon_receiving_the_911_call_to_take_Hinkle_to_a_Hooters_in_Merri-m-144_1496930618040.jpg
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Full Throttle posted...

Have you ever been to Hooters?

Nope. I'm not against the idea though.
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When I was getting married, my fiance's dad and other guys in her family surprised me and took me to Hooters I guess as a sort of watered down bachelor party.

I do not drink alcohol. I find stupid women and those pretending to be stupid unappealing. The food there is terrible. And it was fucking awkward to be around her family for the purpose of ogling waitresses (leave the bachelor party stuff to the groom's friends). I was pretty miserable in there w/ her drunk relatives, ended up going for a walk and talking to her on the phone while they enjoyed themselves.

That was my first and only time I went to a Hooters.

I have been to Hooters. It doesn't suck. It's not awesome, either. It's not someplace I'd decide to go, but it's not something I'll veto if someone else wants to go.

wait so what happened? Who's lying?
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I've been to hooters to watch UFC events before. Decent wings.

One time I had a pregnant server. It was kinda hot.

Lol what a jackwagon
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5 years is excessive. Was this not a first-time offense or something?

wwinterj25 posted...

Full Throttle posted...

Have you ever been to Hooters?

Nope. I'm not against the idea though.

I'm opposed. The place seems sleazy.
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I've been there once. Can't remember anything about it, except...

Zeus posted...

The place seems sleazy.

that it wasn't sleazy.
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