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WArrioriosiosjroisr!!!!
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I know. Most dominant player in the league got beat by the most dominant team in the league who just signed an mvp player on a discount because he wanted a ring and the Warriors lost to him last year.
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*rips ass*

Ahhhh breathe it in Cleveland.
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I mean he showed up, his team didnt lol
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I blame it on Lue for giving Deron and RJ so much playing time. Those two sucked ass.
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Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...

I know. Most dominant player in the league got beat by the most dominant team in the league who just signed an mvp player on a discount because he wanted a ring and the Warriors lost to him last year.

8 trips, 3 wins, too afraid to leave the east and have to play anyone competitive in the post season before the finals.
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I Like Toast posted...

8 trips, 3 wins, too afraid to leave the east and have to play anyone competitive in the post season before the finals.

Will NEVER be as bad as joining the enemy, the best team in the in the league for an easy ring
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Veggeta X posted...

Will NEVER be as bad as joining the enemy, the best team in the in the league for an easy ring

because the decision didn't happen and lebron isn't bolting when his contract ends next year.
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I Like Toast posted...

because the decision didn't happen

Will NEVER be as bad as joining the enemy, the best team in the in the league for an easy ring

I Like Toast posted...

lebron isn't bolting when his contract ends next year.

Why didn't you tell me you could see the future?
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Veggeta X posted...

Why didn't you tell me you could see the future?

told you half a decade ago when i told you you're the inferior vegy
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I Like Toast posted...

Veggeta X posted...

Will NEVER be as bad as joining the enemy, the best team in the in the league for an easy ring

because the decision didn't happen and lebron isn't bolting when his contract ends next year.

bron didn't join the Celtics. jordan never faced a team as good as these Warriors or the 2014 Spurs and he won 2 games without kevin and kyrie in 2015
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salty lebron lovers itt
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Paper_Okami posted...

s or the 2014 Spurs

lmao
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Fuck KD
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voldothegr8 posted...

Jesus, are those stats really accurate? If they are, LeBron deserves the MVP even though his team lost.
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I Like Toast posted...

Paper_Okami posted...

s or the 2014 Spurs

lmao

"The Spurs outscored the Heat in the series by the largest per game average point differential (14.0) in Finals history"

And only Bron showed up in those, Wade and Bosh didn't.

Bron 28 ppg

Wade 15
Bosh 14
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I Like Toast posted...

told you half a decade ago when i told you you're the inferior vegy

No you didn't.
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I Like Toast posted...

Veggeta X posted...

Will NEVER be as bad as joining the enemy, the best team in the in the league for an easy ring

because the decision didn't happen and lebron isn't bolting when his contract ends next year.

LeBron left because it was physically impossible for the Cavs team he was on to win a title. He was literally the only worthwhile player we had, and we weren't going to get anybody else to come here for all kinds of reasons. The fact that we even got as close as we did with him the first time around is credit to just how fucking insanely better he is than everyone else. He had to leave in order to win and anybody with any sense knew he was going to come back.

Kevin Durant literally had the Warriors down 3-1 last year and then choked it away. He was the reason OKC lost that series. They were contenders and probably had a damn good shot at getting to the finals this year if he'd stayed. He was also already playing with one of the most dynamic players in the NBA in Westbrook. He's a choke artist that realized he couldn't do it with the Thunder without actually putting in some work, so he took the easy road and signed with the team that embarrassed him last year instead.

They're not even remotely comparable.
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Yea KD! THERE GOES THAT MAN!

haters gonna hate.....
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I Like Toast posted...

Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...

I know. Most dominant player in the league got beat by the most dominant team in the league who just signed an mvp player on a discount because he wanted a ring and the Warriors lost to him last year.

8 trips, 3 wins, too afraid to leave the east and have to play anyone competitive in the post season before the finals.

LeBron-Led Teams vs the Western Conference over the last 7 seasons:
2010-11 Heat = 20-10
2011-12 Heat = 11-7
2012-13 Heat = 25-5
2013-14 Heat = 20-10
2014-15 Cavs = 18-12
2015-16 Cavs = 22-8
2016-17 Cavs = 16-14
TOTAL Record = 132-66 (66.0%)
CAVS Record = 56-34 (62.2%)
LeBron-Led Teams vs the Eastern Conference over the last 7 seasons:
2010-11 Heat = 38-14
2011-12 Heat = 35-13
2012-13 Heat = 41-11
2013-14 Heat = 34-18
2014-15 Cavs = 35-17
2015-16 Cavs = 35-17
2016-17 Cavs = 35-17
TOTAL Record = 253-107 (70.2%)
CAVS Record = 105-51 (67.3%)

East or West, LBJ would be in the finals every year.
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AsianFury2020 posted...

East or West, LBJ would be in the finals every year.

Don't even bother with the East/West comparisons. Warriors fans invariably claim that LeBron gets to coast to the finals every year by playing in the weaker Eastern conference while conveniently ignoring the fact that the Warriors get to coast as well by virtue of having never played a single healthy team on the way there.
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Lecuck

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Aristoph posted...

Warriors get to coast as well by virtue of having never played a single healthy team on the way there.

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E32005 posted...

salty lebron lovers itt

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*choke sound*
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i don't watch basketball very often

But where does this "fact" that warriors play all unhealthy teams every year come from?
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kkTheKiller42 posted...

But where does this "fact" that warriors play all unhealthy teams every year come from?

From the fact that every half-decent team they've played leading up to the finals for 3 straight years has had at least one major player injured and not playing, maybe?
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kkTheKiller42 posted...

i don't watch basketball very often

But where does this "fact" that warriors play all unhealthy teams every year come from?

except when our team gets injured (bogut), ejected (curry) or banned from the arena because Lebron begged the league to do it (draymond), no one says shit.
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kkTheKiller42 posted...

i don't watch basketball very often

But where does this "fact" that warriors play all unhealthy teams every year come from?

Kawhi-led Spurs were up by like 30 points in game 1, and Thugchulia decided to injure him.
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_BlueMonk posted...

kkTheKiller42 posted...

i don't watch basketball very often

But where does this "fact" that warriors play all unhealthy teams every year come from?

except when our team gets injured (bogut), ejected (curry) or banned from the arena because Lebron begged the league to do it (draymond), no one says shit.

Bogut played. If he wasn't fit to play, that's on the Warriors for putting him in when they knew he couldn't do anything useful.
Curry got himself ejected in the final minutes of a game that was already a blowout. Literal non-factor.
Green got himself suspended for his ongoing thuggish actions throughout the playoffs. And it was also a single game in a series that should have been over anyway if the Warriors were actually as good of a team as their fans seem to think they were.

But you're also wrong that "no one says shit." Because Warriors fans literally won't let their ignorant excuses die.
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_BlueMonk posted...

kkTheKiller42 posted...

i don't watch basketball very often

But where does this "fact" that warriors play all unhealthy teams every year come from?

except when our team gets injured (bogut), ejected (curry) or banned from the arena because Lebron begged the league to do it (draymond), no one says shit.

Bogut was a minus 10 in the series, Curry fouled out, Draymond should stop kicking people in the dick. (and they had two more games to close it out).
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Aristoph posted...

LeBron left because it was physically impossible for the Cavs team he was on to win a title

clearly, that's why they weren't defending champs until a couple hours ago. Now run along super salt.
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Paper_Okami posted...

Draymond should stop kicking people in the dick

post your address

ill come over and kick you in -- *is modded by lebron*
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AsianFury2020 posted...

East or West, LBJ would be in the finals every year.

which is why he lost to them 5 times? sure bub.
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_BlueMonk posted...

Paper_Okami posted...

Draymond should stop kicking people in the dick

post your address

ill come over and kick you in -- *is modded by lebron*

I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.
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Elicktricity posted...

kkTheKiller42 posted...

i don't watch basketball very often

But where does this "fact" that warriors play all unhealthy teams every year come from?

Kawhi-led Spurs were up by like 30 points in game 1, and Thugchulia decided to injure him.

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Paper_Okami posted...

_BlueMonk posted...

Paper_Okami posted...

Draymond should stop kicking people in the dick

post your address

ill come over and kick you in -- *is modded by lebron*

I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.

Did you fight in the Beast Wars.
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I Like Toast posted...

clearly, that's why they weren't defending champs until a couple hours ago. Now run along super salt.

Did...did you even read the post I was responding to? lol, of course you didn't. I'll clarify again for you:

LeBron had no chance the first time he was in Cleveland. He had absolutely nobody around him. Now he's got Kyrie Irving (a future HoF inductee) and Kevin Love (also likely a future HoF, or at the very least extremely close to it), along with support players like J.R. and TT just to round out the starting 5. Hence what should have been (and almost certainly would have been) back-to-back titles the last 2 years. But once again it ended up being just LeBron in a 1v5 two years ago due to injuries, and that's why we lost.

Oh, but I'm sorry. I forgot that your saying the word "salt" automatically nullifies intelligence and actual logic. That's my bad. Just forget I said anything and carry on, child. Might want to take your fingers out of your ears first, though. Could be dangerous if you were to trip and get a boo-boo.
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Irving and Love aren't Hof'ers GTFO
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Aristoph posted...

Did...did you even read the post I was responding to?

Did you even read who wrote both post super salt?

LeBron just as easily brings Wade and Bosh to cleveland as he did to Miami. Stay super salt though
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Burgess posted...

Paper_Okami posted...

_BlueMonk posted...

Paper_Okami posted...

Draymond should stop kicking people in the dick

post your address

ill come over and kick you in -- *is modded by lebron*

I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.

Did you fight in the Beast Wars.

yeah man
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Elicktricity posted...

Irving and Love aren't Hof'ers GTFO

Maybe not Love, as I said. But Kyrie is definitely going to get in there if he continues to play anything close to the way he has been the last 2 or 3 years. You've gotta be blind not to see that.
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I Like Toast posted...

Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...

I know. Most dominant player in the league got beat by the most dominant team in the league who just signed an mvp player on a discount because he wanted a ring and the Warriors lost to him last year.

8 trips, 3 wins, too afraid to leave the east and have to play anyone competitive in the post season before the finals.

Oh the old "Western Conference is good" meme still alive I see. It's just as much of a trash fire as the East.
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I Like Toast posted...

LeBron just as easily brings Wade and Bosh to cleveland as he did to Miami. Stay super salt though

No, actually he couldn't. The Cavs front office wasn't willing to spend the money. Which is why we hadn't made any serious moves for the first several years with LeBron.

I Like Toast posted...

Did you even read who wrote both post super salt?

Yes. But I know you have such an innate compulsion to spew unintelligent bile so constantly that I wanted to make sure you realized which of your uncountable shitposts I was responding to. And your reaction certainly indicates that you didn't.

Oh, and feel free to use "super salt" again. I'm starting to think it's a company that's paying you sponsorship fees every time you say it publicly. Go ahead and earn another nickel for your piggy bank.
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Vyrulisse posted...

It's just as much of a trash fire as the East.

Remember when the Cavs were trailing by 20 to a team already missing one of their all stars and then had to injure the other all star to come back?

There's no one in the east as good as the Spurs. Let alone okc before Durant left or the rockets with Dwight gone. Fuck even the clippers probably would be in the ecf.
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Aristoph posted...

The Cavs front office wasn't willing to spend the money

Lmao Jesus christ super salt. Not even pretending to be in reality. It's the same front office.
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Aristoph posted...

The Cavs front office wasn't willing to spend the money. Which is why we hadn't made any serious moves for the first several years with LeBron.

uhh Cavs are 29 million over the cap.

Ranked 2 in active player cap space spending. (http://www.spotrac.com/nba/cap/2017/)

Lebron handcuffed the Cavs getting his friends JR and TT max contracts.

So the Cavs have been spending the money to get the players that Lebron wanted. He just didn't count on someone playing the same collusion game as him.
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I Like Toast posted...

It's the same front office.

With a new philosophy. They realized they fucked up when he left. When they had the chance to get him back, they manned up and did what was necessary. This isn't rocket science.

Try to keep up.
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Dampproof posted...

uhh Cavs are 29 million over the cap.

Ranked 2 in active player cap space spending. (http://www.spotrac.com/nba/cap/2017/)

I'm well aware of this. It is in no way relevant to the fact that when LeBron was here the first time they weren't willing to spend the money they needed to.

Why is this concept so hard for everyone to grasp? They were cheapasses the first time around, realized they fucked up when he left, and have changed their approach since they got a second chance.

My god...this must be how my mom feels teaching 6th graders. -_-
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oh look, Toast is shitposting and having no idea what he's talking about when it comes to sports once again.

Who knew.

literally shit talking lebron and thinking him and KD are the same, lmfao jesus christ
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