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green butter
06/13/17 1:18:17 PM
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Microsoft: Ok, here are 22 exclusive james, ranging from HARDCORE ESPORTS ACTION like The Darwin Project to ICONIC PLATFORMING PLEASURE like Super Lucky's Tales

Nerds: No not those james!

Microsoft: How about more instant classics like that one game where you play as a little paper boy playing guitar while he goes platforming, this game was definitely developed by an early 30s white guy with thick framed glasses, a receding hairline, and a scruffy beard who lives in a shared house in the Bay Area and quit his job coding for a company that is trying to DISRUPT the hand soap market in order to create a game that will help players explore their mental illnesses and gender identities

Nerds: NO IT HAS TO BE AAA NAUGHTY DOGS



lol @ GAMERS
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Sexypwnstar
06/13/17 1:19:51 PM
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were those exclusives all in the indie montage at the end
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Blue_Inigo
06/13/17 1:19:59 PM
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exclusive james
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green butter
06/13/17 1:21:09 PM
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Sexypwnstar posted...
were those exclusives all in the indie montage at the end

i'm sorry, is 22 of the most red hot exclusives too much for you? how about a little PLAYER UNKNOWN BATTLE GROUND S? Xbox One Launch Window Month Console Exclusive
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sylverlolol
06/13/17 1:21:19 PM
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green butter posted...
Microsoft: Ok, here are 22 **timed exclusive games that you can go ahead and buy on that other console you probably already own instead of shelling out $500 for multiplats that we were running on PCs anyway

Fix'd that for ya.
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green butter
06/13/17 1:22:36 PM
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sylverlolol posted...
green butter posted...
Microsoft: Ok, here are 22 **timed exclusive games that you can go ahead and buy on that other console you probably already own instead of shelling out $500 for multiplats that we were running on PCs anyway

Fix'd that for ya.

LOLOL @ not caring about the fact that Xbox has just announced THE MOST POWERFUL GAMING CONSOLE OF ALL TIME, but I guess teraflops mean nothing to a casual like you
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Questionmarktarius
06/13/17 1:23:05 PM
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https://www.polygon.com/e3/2017/6/11/15742920/super-luckys-tale-xbox-one-e3-2017
Super Lucky’s Tale is due out on Nov. 7 for Xbox One and Windows 10.


https://www.polygon.com/2017/6/11/15779398/the-darwin-project-trailer-xbox-one-x-e3-2017
The Darwin Project is a new multiplayer survival game from Scavengers Studio launching exclusively on Xbox One and also coming to Windows PC platforms.
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legendarylemur
06/13/17 1:23:39 PM
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James Rolfe actually likes the Xbox more than most other consoles so
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green butter
06/13/17 1:23:54 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
https://www.polygon.com/e3/2017/6/11/15742920/super-luckys-tale-xbox-one-e3-2017
Super Lucky’s Tale is due out on Nov. 7 for Xbox One and Windows 10.


https://www.polygon.com/2017/6/11/15779398/the-darwin-project-trailer-xbox-one-x-e3-2017
The Darwin Project is a new multiplayer survival game from Scavengers Studio launching exclusively on Xbox One and also coming to Windows PC platforms.

*Jame comes out for PC as well so more people can play*

Nerds: waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh this video jame should only be available to a smaller audience!
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Questionmarktarius
06/13/17 1:24:53 PM
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green butter posted...
*Jame comes out for PC as well so more people can play*

That's fine. Great even.
Just stop pretending they are "exclusives" when they are certainly not.
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green butter
06/13/17 1:25:35 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
green butter posted...
*Jame comes out for PC as well so more people can play*

That's fine. Great even.
Just stop pretending they are "exclusives" when they are certainly not.

Did you not watch the e3 conference lil baby boy
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JlM
06/13/17 1:26:00 PM
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Who gives a fuck?
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StarReaper13
06/13/17 1:26:18 PM
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green butter posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
https://www.polygon.com/e3/2017/6/11/15742920/super-luckys-tale-xbox-one-e3-2017
Super Lucky’s Tale is due out on Nov. 7 for Xbox One and Windows 10.


https://www.polygon.com/2017/6/11/15779398/the-darwin-project-trailer-xbox-one-x-e3-2017
The Darwin Project is a new multiplayer survival game from Scavengers Studio launching exclusively on Xbox One and also coming to Windows PC platforms.

*Jame comes out for PC as well so more people can play*

Nerds: waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh this video jame should only be available to a smaller audience!

Nah, the fact that it also comes to PC means that we don't need to buy a Xbox One X, which is what Microsoft is supposed to be selling us. No one is against it coming to PC, but you can't say argue in Xbox's favor that those games can be played on it.
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CrimsonAngeI
06/13/17 1:26:25 PM
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Give those nerds a swirlie.
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sylverlolol
06/13/17 1:26:26 PM
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and why do you insist on typing jame...you're two keys over, broseph
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ThyCorndog
06/13/17 1:27:10 PM
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jamers btfo lol
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green butter
06/13/17 1:27:37 PM
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StarReaper13 posted...
green butter posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
https://www.polygon.com/e3/2017/6/11/15742920/super-luckys-tale-xbox-one-e3-2017
Super Lucky’s Tale is due out on Nov. 7 for Xbox One and Windows 10.


https://www.polygon.com/2017/6/11/15779398/the-darwin-project-trailer-xbox-one-x-e3-2017
The Darwin Project is a new multiplayer survival game from Scavengers Studio launching exclusively on Xbox One and also coming to Windows PC platforms.

*Jame comes out for PC as well so more people can play*

Nerds: waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh this video jame should only be available to a smaller audience!

Nah, the fact that it also comes to PC means that we don't need to buy a Xbox One X, which is what Microsoft is supposed to be selling us. No one is against it coming to PC, but you can't say argue in Xbox's favor that those games can be played on it.

hmmmm do i want to spend $1k on a PC like a nerd or do I want to spend 500 buckarinos on a sexy new Xbox One X (the smallest console OF ALL TIME) that can play these hot new 22 exclusive james?

sylverlolol posted...
and why do you insist on typing jame...you're two keys over, broseph

my PC's g key is broken (had to copy and paste that g) so james it is
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CrimsonAngeI
06/13/17 1:28:23 PM
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I mean do we know if Xbox has any Jim? I don't.
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MegaTech
06/13/17 1:32:14 PM
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Yo green butter. I love you dawg lol
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green butter
06/13/17 1:32:44 PM
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MegaTech posted...
Yo green butter. I love you dawg lol

thanks bro, jreen butter aims to please
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YookaLaylee
06/13/17 1:35:23 PM
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sylverlolol posted...
and why do you insist on typing jame...you're two keys over, broseph

Dyslexia
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StarReaper13
06/13/17 1:35:33 PM
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green butter posted...
hmmmm do i want to spend $1k on a PC like a nerd or do I want to spend 500 buckarinos on a sexy new Xbox One X (the smallest console OF ALL TIME) that can play these hot new 22 exclusive james?

How much is paid online again? And how a good chunk of online games are still full price?

And you don't need to spend $1000 dollars on a computer, that's just a meme.
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green butter
06/13/17 1:39:07 PM
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StarReaper13 posted...
green butter posted...
hmmmm do i want to spend $1k on a PC like a nerd or do I want to spend 500 buckarinos on a sexy new Xbox One X (the smallest console OF ALL TIME) that can play these hot new 22 exclusive james?

How much is paid online again? And how a good chunk of online games are still full price?

And you don't need to spend $1000 dollars on a computer, that's just a meme.

oh no I have to pay $60 a year to use Xbox Live, one of the most POWERFUL online services of all time which offers seamless gameplay features not found on the Nerdbox (PC), how will I ever pay $60 a year for my hobby that is basically spendinj $60 every other month on a jame I will play for 15 hours before I get bored and buy the next $60 jame
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Questionmarktarius
06/13/17 1:52:10 PM
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green butter posted...
oh no I have to pay $60 a year to use Xbox Live, one of the most POWERFUL online services of all time which offers seamless gameplay features not found on the Nerdbox (PC), how will I ever pay $60 a year for my hobby that is basically spendinj $60 every other month on a jame I will play for 15 hours before I get bored and buy the next $60 jame

Did you just get completely hammered right after E3?
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Doe
06/13/17 1:55:30 PM
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I'm sure all those timed exclusive indie games will take serious advantage of the Xbox X's power




AHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAAAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH
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green butter
06/13/17 1:55:39 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
green butter posted...
oh no I have to pay $60 a year to use Xbox Live, one of the most POWERFUL online services of all time which offers seamless gameplay features not found on the Nerdbox (PC), how will I ever pay $60 a year for my hobby that is basically spendinj $60 every other month on a jame I will play for 15 hours before I get bored and buy the next $60 jame

Did you just get completely hammered right after E3?

Yes but that is unrelated
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StarReaper13
06/13/17 2:21:26 PM
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green butter posted...
StarReaper13 posted...
green butter posted...
hmmmm do i want to spend $1k on a PC like a nerd or do I want to spend 500 buckarinos on a sexy new Xbox One X (the smallest console OF ALL TIME) that can play these hot new 22 exclusive james?

How much is paid online again? And how a good chunk of online games are still full price?

And you don't need to spend $1000 dollars on a computer, that's just a meme.

oh no I have to pay $60 a year to use Xbox Live, one of the most POWERFUL online services of all time which offers seamless gameplay features not found on the Nerdbox (PC), how will I ever pay $60 a year for my hobby that is basically spendinj $60 every other month on a jame I will play for 15 hours before I get bored and buy the next $60 jame

It adds up, then the "$1K" that you don't even need to spend, it equal to the Xbox when you consider online alone.
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green butter
06/13/17 2:22:47 PM
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StarReaper13 posted...
green butter posted...
StarReaper13 posted...
green butter posted...
hmmmm do i want to spend $1k on a PC like a nerd or do I want to spend 500 buckarinos on a sexy new Xbox One X (the smallest console OF ALL TIME) that can play these hot new 22 exclusive james?

How much is paid online again? And how a good chunk of online games are still full price?

And you don't need to spend $1000 dollars on a computer, that's just a meme.

oh no I have to pay $60 a year to use Xbox Live, one of the most POWERFUL online services of all time which offers seamless gameplay features not found on the Nerdbox (PC), how will I ever pay $60 a year for my hobby that is basically spendinj $60 every other month on a jame I will play for 15 hours before I get bored and buy the next $60 jame

It adds up, then the "$1K" that you don't even need to spend, it equal to the Xbox when you consider online alone.

$60 = $1,000?
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StarReaper13
06/13/17 2:25:10 PM
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green butter posted...
$60 = $1,000?

I said it adds up.

Google says the average lifespan of a console is about 6 years. That means 6 years of online which costs 360 dollars next console will be a remade 360 confirmed, which with the 500 dollar XOX, is now 860 before buying any games, which if you buy say 4, you now have spent 1100 dollars.
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green butter
06/13/17 2:30:20 PM
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StarReaper13 posted...
green butter posted...
$60 = $1,000?

I said it adds up.

Google says the average lifespan of a console is about 6 years. That means 6 years of online which costs 360 dollars next console will be a remade 360 confirmed, which with the 500 dollar XOX, is now 860 before buying any games, which if you buy say 4, you now have spent 1100 dollars.

lmao that lojic

so a Xbox One X, the most POWERFUL and SMALLEST console of all time, is cheaper to buy and use for 6 years than to outright purchase a $1k jaminj PC.

I think if anything that is a benefit to Xbox, that you could buy it and use it for 6 years and you're still paying less than if you decided to buy a PC that isn't even super high end.

Sure Steam sale are nice, but Xbox james jo on sale too, and it's not like you are only joinj to play indie james that cost $10. if you wanted to play, say, Far Cry 5 when it comes out, you're spendinj $60 no matter what on that sucker

Face it, Xbox One X (box) is The Most Powerful Console of All Time and Is Very Small, so small that many jamers may lose it if they do not put some kind of identifyinj mark on the system
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SSJGrimReaper
06/13/17 2:32:45 PM
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This is a very true and imformative topic! It makes me want to purchase the most powerful console of all time(Xbox One X) in the near future!!
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green butter
06/13/17 2:38:36 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
This is a very true and imformative topic! It makes me want to purchase the most powerful console of all time(Xbox One X) in the near future!!

Thank you!! I think you will enjoy all the james that the Xbox One X (world's smallest console, world's most powerful console, etc) has to offer you and your family
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chill02
06/13/17 2:48:50 PM
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jreen butter has opened my eyes once again
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green butter
06/13/17 2:57:27 PM
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chill02 posted...
jreen butter has opened my eyes once again

*ajain
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DyingPancake
06/13/17 2:59:29 PM
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green butter posted...
StarReaper13 posted...
green butter posted...
$60 = $1,000?

I said it adds up.

Google says the average lifespan of a console is about 6 years. That means 6 years of online which costs 360 dollars next console will be a remade 360 confirmed, which with the 500 dollar XOX, is now 860 before buying any games, which if you buy say 4, you now have spent 1100 dollars.

lmao that lojic

so a Xbox One X, the most POWERFUL and SMALLEST console of all time, is cheaper to buy and use for 6 years than to outright purchase a $1k jaminj PC.

I think if anything that is a benefit to Xbox, that you could buy it and use it for 6 years and you're still paying less than if you decided to buy a PC that isn't even super high end.

Sure Steam sale are nice, but Xbox james jo on sale too, and it's not like you are only joinj to play indie james that cost $10. if you wanted to play, say, Far Cry 5 when it comes out, you're spendinj $60 no matter what on that sucker

Face it, Xbox One X (box) is The Most Powerful Console of All Time and Is Very Small, so small that many jamers may lose it if they do not put some kind of identifyinj mark on the system


about that broken "g"
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Questionmarktarius
06/13/17 3:03:20 PM
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...I want a jumanji PC.
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green butter
06/13/17 3:05:57 PM
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DyingPancake posted...
green butter posted...
StarReaper13 posted...
green butter posted...
$60 = $1,000?

I said it adds up.

Google says the average lifespan of a console is about 6 years. That means 6 years of online which costs 360 dollars next console will be a remade 360 confirmed, which with the 500 dollar XOX, is now 860 before buying any games, which if you buy say 4, you now have spent 1100 dollars.

lmao that lojic

so a Xbox One X, the most POWERFUL and SMALLEST console of all time, is cheaper to buy and use for 6 years than to outright purchase a $1k jaminj PC.

I think if anything that is a benefit to Xbox, that you could buy it and use it for 6 years and you're still paying less than if you decided to buy a PC that isn't even super high end.

Sure Steam sale are nice, but Xbox james jo on sale too, and it's not like you are only joinj to play indie james that cost $10. if you wanted to play, say, Far Cry 5 when it comes out, you're spendinj $60 no matter what on that sucker

Face it, Xbox One X (box) is The Most Powerful Console of All Time and Is Very Small, so small that many jamers may lose it if they do not put some kind of identifyinj mark on the system


about that broken "g"

I cut and pasted those gs but it became too much work and I do not feel like joinj back to chanje it
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ManSpread
06/13/17 3:09:29 PM
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Trigg3rH4ppy
06/13/17 5:46:55 PM
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sylverlolol posted...
green butter posted...
Microsoft: Ok, here are 22 **timed exclusive games that you can go ahead and buy on that other console you probably already own instead of shelling out $500 for multiplats that we were running on PCs anyway

Fix'd that for ya.

95% of the time people say this stupid shit, they don't even have a computer that can run games in 4k let alone run them at all. I'm sure you're the exception though.
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Trigg3rH4ppy
06/13/17 5:57:45 PM
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StarReaper13 posted...
Nah, the fact that it also comes to PC means that we don't need to buy a Xbox One X, which is what Microsoft is supposed to be selling us. No one is against it coming to PC, but you can't say argue in Xbox's favor that those games can be played on it.

TIL it was an Xbox press briefing and not a Microsoft briefing. TIL Microsoft doesn't make any money when you buy games on Windows Live store on PC instead of the Windows Live store on console. TIL Xbox hasn't always been marketed as a cheaper alternative to high end gaming PC's since literally day 1 of it's inception. TIL lots of Sony fuckboys around here pretend they have high end gaming PCs that can run AAA games in 4k 60fps.
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kuwab0
06/13/17 6:01:01 PM
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green butter
06/13/17 7:06:28 PM
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kuwab0 posted...
Kevin James the game

I'd play that jame
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Darmik
06/13/17 7:14:56 PM
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They should start saying Microsoft exclusive I think. A few of their games you need to use the Windows 10 store which is still owned by Microsoft.
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AlternativeFAQS
06/13/17 7:15:30 PM
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Darmik posted...
They should start saying Microsoft exclusive I think. A few of their games you need to use the Windows 10 store which is still owned by Microsoft.


when I started doing that people called me a shill
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creativerealms
06/13/17 7:15:45 PM
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But plenty of James have Xboxs.
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deupd_u
06/13/17 7:17:51 PM
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