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GOATSLAYER
06/15/17 1:16:21 PM
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I'm thinking about applying to the police academy or becoming an FBI agent in the future. I've always been interested in law enforcement and it seems like it would be very interesting. I'm just worried that it might be too dangerous or that it might take up so much time that I wouldn't be able to spend time with my family and friends. Is there anyone on here who can tel what it's really like to be involved in these types of careers?
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OctilIery
06/15/17 1:21:13 PM
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I'm working on joining my local sherrif's office, though I'll be doing it for a jail position, not patrol.
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GOATSLAYER
06/15/17 1:27:25 PM
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OctilIery posted...
I'm working on joining my local sherrif's office, though I'll be doing it for a jail position, not patrol.

Good luck
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GOATSLAYER
06/15/17 3:40:53 PM
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bump
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Mernardi
06/15/17 3:43:23 PM
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OctilIery posted...
I'm working on joining my local sherrif's office, though I'll be doing it for a jail position, not patrol.

I've watched enough Orange is the New Black to know that's a bad idea.

/s
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Maze_
06/15/17 3:44:18 PM
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GOATSLAYER posted...
OctilIery posted...
I'm working on joining my local sherrif's office, though I'll be doing it for a jail position, not patrol.

Good luck

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kingdrake2
06/15/17 3:44:35 PM
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Mernardi posted...
OctilIery posted...
I'm working on joining my local sherrif's office, though I'll be doing it for a jail position, not patrol.

I've watched enough Orange is the New Black to know that's a bad idea.

/s


the defender against anarchy :(. pretty much how it is too. it's horrible.
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Johnny_Nutcase
06/15/17 3:46:21 PM
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FBI. I used to crash through windows and roll around doing tactical moves. But that wasn't in the FBI, I was just goofing around at home one day.
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PoopPotato
06/15/17 3:48:06 PM
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Federal Protective Service (FPS) is hiring. It's a federal police position. Starts out at about 35k but you bump up quick. Brother in law is up to around 75k now that he's done it a few years
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HogRiderreturns
06/15/17 4:03:48 PM
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GOATSLAYER
06/15/17 4:05:53 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
FBI. I used to crash through windows and roll around doing tactical moves. But that wasn't in the FBI, I was just goofing around at home one day.

I was looking for serious answers...
PoopPotato posted...
Federal Protective Service (FPS) is hiring. It's a federal police position. Starts out at about 35k but you bump up quick. Brother in law is up to around 75k now that he's done it a few years

Cool

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Macklin you son of a bitch.

Lol
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eston
06/15/17 4:08:15 PM
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I think with FBI there's a lot of security clearance you have to acquire, which means they will dig extensively into your background and personal life. Becoming a regular police officer first seems like a logical step if you want to join the FBI some day.
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BuckVanHammer
06/15/17 4:10:14 PM
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Been pondering goin into conservation, wanna be a tree cop maybe...
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Complete_Idi0t
06/15/17 4:11:24 PM
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Only if you want to shoot a lot of people and get away with it
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GOATSLAYER
06/15/17 4:14:00 PM
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eston posted...
I think with FBI there's a lot of security clearance you have to acquire, which means they will dig extensively into your background and personal life. Becoming a regular police officer first seems like a logical step if you want to join the FBI some day.

I did more research after making this topic and I came to the conclusion that it's better to be a cop than to join the FBI. The recruitment process for the FBI is very long and I started thinking about how FBI agents can get called away from home for long periods of time, the fact that you don't have much of a choice about which office you get assigned to and how much dangerous it is than regular police work. So I think that if I do go into law enforcement, I'll become a cop
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GOATSLAYER
06/15/17 4:15:17 PM
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Complete_Idi0t posted...
Only if you want to shoot a lot of people and get away with it

I'm more interested in solving tough cases and catching criminals
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Complete_Idi0t
06/15/17 4:23:44 PM
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In that case, I hear Phoenix Wright is pretty good
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DemonBuffet
06/15/17 4:24:35 PM
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OctilIery posted...
I'm working on joining my local sherrif's office, though I'll be doing it for a jail position, not patrol.


Custody Deputy?
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GOATSLAYER
06/15/17 4:28:10 PM
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Complete_Idi0t posted...
In that case, I hear Phoenix Wright is pretty good

Thanks, man. I've always wanted to yell "objection" and point at things
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PrettyBoyFloyd
06/15/17 4:30:38 PM
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Just work for the CIA and steal foreign secrets and assassinate people.
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Annihilated
06/15/17 4:31:56 PM
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Only if you want to be accused of being a racist every day of your life until retirement, and probably after that too.
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GOATSLAYER
06/15/17 4:47:55 PM
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Annihilated posted...
Only if you want to be accused of being a racist every day of your life until retirement, and probably after that too.

I'm not white. From what I've seen those accusations are usually targeted towards white people
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OctilIery
06/15/17 5:56:41 PM
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GOATSLAYER posted...
Complete_Idi0t posted...
Only if you want to shoot a lot of people and get away with it

I'm more interested in solving tough cases and catching criminals

As long as you understand most of your time will be spent on downtime and paperwork, with a few pieces of action here and there.

DemonBuffet posted...
OctilIery posted...
I'm working on joining my local sherrif's office, though I'll be doing it for a jail position, not patrol.


Custody Deputy?

Nah, jail deputy. In Oregon, all county jails are run by the local sheriff's office.
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GOATSLAYER
06/15/17 8:03:07 PM
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OctilIery posted...
GOATSLAYER posted...
Complete_Idi0t posted...
Only if you want to shoot a lot of people and get away with it

I'm more interested in solving tough cases and catching criminals

As long as you understand most of your time will be spent on downtime and paperwork, with a few pieces of action here and there.

Yeah, I'm aware of that. It still seems interesting
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OctilIery
06/15/17 10:14:56 PM
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GOATSLAYER posted...
OctilIery posted...
GOATSLAYER posted...
Complete_Idi0t posted...
Only if you want to shoot a lot of people and get away with it

I'm more interested in solving tough cases and catching criminals

As long as you understand most of your time will be spent on downtime and paperwork, with a few pieces of action here and there.

Yeah, I'm aware of that. It still seems interesting

Go for it then, by all means. Where do you live, BTW? I might be able to point you towards where you apply.
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GOATSLAYER
06/16/17 6:08:57 PM
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I just realized that there's something that would come up during the background check that would probably disqualify me from becoming a cop. Fuck my life. I found something that I think I'd be good at but I'll never get a chance to try it.
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REMercsChamp
06/16/17 6:12:19 PM
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>Can't even get a job cleaning toilets at a gas station
>Thinks he has a chance of working for the FBI
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GOATSLAYER
06/16/17 6:22:56 PM
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REMercsChamp posted...
>Can't even get a job cleaning toilets at a gas station
>Thinks he has a chance of working for the FBI

I never tried to get a job at a gas station
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OctilIery
06/16/17 7:36:47 PM
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GOATSLAYER posted...
I just realized that there's something that would come up during the background check that would probably disqualify me from becoming a cop. Fuck my life. I found something that I think I'd be good at but I'll never get a chance to try it.

Eh, don't be so sure. There are only a few things that are automatic disqualification, especially if it was well in the past. If it's something you really wanna do, send me a pm about it, or look up how to apply in your area and ask them.
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deanshow
06/16/17 7:39:17 PM
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GOATSLAYER posted...
Annihilated posted...
Only if you want to be accused of being a racist every day of your life until retirement, and probably after that too.

I'm not white. From what I've seen those accusations are usually targeted towards white people

I'm not white and ibget those accusations when I don't let people have their way or I tell them not do something
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GOATSLAYER
06/16/17 7:42:21 PM
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deanshow posted...
GOATSLAYER posted...
Annihilated posted...
Only if you want to be accused of being a racist every day of your life until retirement, and probably after that too.

I'm not white. From what I've seen those accusations are usually targeted towards white people

I'm not white and ibget those accusations when I don't let people have their way or I tell them not do something

You used to be a neo Nazi though
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