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ShinigamiSoul
06/19/17 4:15:29 PM
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Like something to keep you dry between the cheeks
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Webmaster4531
06/19/17 4:20:46 PM
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No.
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P4wn4g3
06/19/17 4:22:47 PM
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You can use deodorant anywhere on your body.
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boxington
06/19/17 4:23:47 PM
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Laserion
06/19/17 4:24:08 PM
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P4wn4g3 posted...
You can use deodorant anywhere on your body.

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blahblahfatbomb
06/19/17 4:28:13 PM
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Are we talking RVD levels of swamp ass
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Doe
06/19/17 4:33:31 PM
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P4wn4g3 posted...
You can use deodorant anywhere on your body.

it says "only apply to underarms though"
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ShinigamiSoul
06/19/17 4:35:10 PM
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blahblahfatbomb posted...
Are we talking RVD levels of swamp ass

What's RVD levels
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Grindcorp9000
06/19/17 4:38:55 PM
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Spichterine. Don't know of they still make it.
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King Rial
06/19/17 4:40:03 PM
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blahblahfatbomb posted...
Are we talking RVD levels of swamp ass

5* Swampass Splash
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Oakland510_
06/19/17 4:52:03 PM
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boxington posted...
talcum powder



reports say it causes cancer
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Yaridovich
06/19/17 4:54:11 PM
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Sometimes when it gets warm out there's just a cup of water that appears in my ass and just sloshes around it there. It feels like my ass cheeks are trying to spin up one of Naruto's spin-chi attacks.
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ShinigamiSoul
06/19/17 4:54:48 PM
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I'm gonna invent some butt antiperspirant and get rich
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KILBOTz
06/19/17 4:55:38 PM
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do what strippers do and put $1 bills between your cheeks. then you can spend stinky money for your amusement.
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SkittyOnWailord
06/19/17 4:59:58 PM
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Put a towel between your cheeks all day. Just make sure to change it sometimes.
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boxington
06/19/17 5:04:32 PM
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Oakland510_ posted...
boxington posted...
talcum powder



reports say it causes cancer

for real?
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Webmaster4531
06/19/17 5:13:29 PM
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boxington posted...
Oakland510_ posted...
boxington posted...
talcum powder



reports say it causes cancer

for real?

Webmaster4531 posted...
No.

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SpiralDrift
06/19/17 5:14:23 PM
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boxington posted...
Oakland510_ posted...
boxington posted...
talcum powder



reports say it causes cancer

for real?

Yeah it was in the news maybe a few months ago.
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Sami1000
06/19/17 5:16:08 PM
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Afaik, the way antiperspirants work is that they have something that blocks sweat glands. I have tried strongest stuff available on my hands and it doesn't work. You have even thicker skin and lots of fat in your ass cheeks (no matter how thin you are) so there's really no way to keep your ass dry.

Talcum powder might work on babies, because they sweat 1/30 i can sweat from my left or right palm. If you sweat that little then you don't really have a problem.

Only thing that works guaranteed, 100% is Botox injected into the sweat glands, but unless you sweat like mofo, and i mean you sweat through the jeans, through two underwear, and keep doing it even after changing pants multiple times, you won't be getting Botox.
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SkittyOnWailord
06/19/17 5:16:27 PM
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SpiralDrift posted...
boxington posted...
Oakland510_ posted...
boxington posted...
talcum powder



reports say it causes cancer

for real?

Yeah it was in the news maybe a few months ago.


Fake news.

:p
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The Admiral
06/19/17 5:16:57 PM
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They do, that's what Gold Bond is for.
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SpiralDrift
06/19/17 5:18:32 PM
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So you basically have two choices here:

1. Butt sweat
2. Butt cancer
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blahblahfatbomb
06/19/17 8:01:32 PM
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ShinigamiSoul posted...
blahblahfatbomb posted...
Are we talking RVD levels of swamp ass

What's RVD levels

Have you never seen Rob Van Dam wrestle?
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JimmyFraska
06/19/17 8:09:14 PM
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SpiralDrift posted...
So you basically have two choices here:

1. Butt sweat
2. Butt cancer
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JlM
06/19/17 8:10:18 PM
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The best you can probably do is a product called "Monkey Butt Powder".
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