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mnkboy907
06/22/17 11:45:53 PM
#303:


I'd really like my 94-97 to drop already but so far this ranking is going really well for me. Highest I've lost is only #25. Hell, I've only lost 4 of my Top 50.

*cue everything going wrong tomorrow*
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STElNER
06/23/17 12:29:08 PM
#304:


69. Necrozma
Score: 2455
Average Ranking: 58.45 (Standard Deviation: 26.94)
Psychic rank: 7/9

Fully Evolved rank: 50/60
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8 - profDEADPOOL
8 - NFUN
18 - swordz9
18 - mcflubbin
20 - FrostHarpy
20 - Whiskey Nick
25 - VeryInsane
27 - TexWolf_1729
27 - mnkboy907
32 - arti
35 - XIII
38 - Dragon66116
39 - Raka_Putra
41 - OrangeCrush
48 - starfox2245
49 - Cybat
54 - eddv
56 - JONALEON1
57 - Steiner
62 - Ermine
65 - ecksgem
65 - Luster Soldier
69 - Anagram
70 - Drakeryn
72 - ctes
74 - Terastodon
74 - PrinceKaro
76 - ScepterOfLove
77 - Brayze_II
78 - Inviso
82 - MrSmartGuy
83 - swirldude
84 - Paratroopa1
84 - th3l3fty
84 - IHateThisCPU
85 - StifledSilence
88 - red13n
89 - cody11533
90 - Xuxon
93 - pyresword
94 - xx521xx
97 - hotdogturtle

NFUN: "[Necrozma] is constantly firing off laser beams." - Pokedex

swordz9: Looks kinda neat despite being all one color

mnkboy907: Pretty neat design. Boring type. Looking forward to its inevitable new form(s).

Raka_Putra: African-American Golisopod.

OrangeCrush: Ten carat magic in the air!

Cybat: I guess we'll have to wait for Ultra Sun/Moon to find out what this thing's deal is. But it's clearly a Digimon.

Ermine: All of the Ultra Beasts are terrible and a complete waste of space, except for MAYBE Necrozma.

Luster Soldier: The Ultra Beast that's not actually an Ultra Beast. Yep, despite a design that had most people convinced it was an Ultra Beast when all of the remaining Pokemon were revealed in the demo datamine, it ends up being a regular Pokemon (a legendary, though). Necrozma was thought to be the third legendary counterpart to Solgaleo and Lunala, and this appears to have been confirmed with the reveal of Ultra Sun/Ultra Moon. In a somewhat similar manner to Kyurem, it seems like Necrozma will be able to fuse with either Solgaleo or Lunala.

ctes: Necrozma is so utterly boring and pointless. It will probably help it a lot that Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon are coming. It appears it will get some forms with the cover legendaries, but we're doing the ranking now, and right now it's trash. It's so weird how you randomly find it at Ten Carat Hill. It's mono-psychic and phychic has been used for legendaries way too many times by now, not to mention its a bad typing today. It has just about no coverage as well. It's completely walled by any dark types with its only niche in stored power being gone when baton pass was banned. It also doesn't look interesting.

PrinceKaro: Wasn't this guy in Metroid Prime: Hunters?

Brayze_II: too silly for porn, I thought, hitting the search button.

Inviso: Generic legendary? Check. Generic pure Psychic typing that's been used SO MANY times before? Check. This thing is pointless.

Paratroopa1: it doesn't really look like anything. I look at this and go 'hey that kind of looks like nothing' like my eyes are playing some kind of trick on me. doesn't really speak well of the stuff lower than it on the list although overall it's not like necrozma SUCKS I just don't really understand the whole feel of what they're trying to do other than 'oh sick pseudo-legendary dude' eh whatever

StifledSilence: Necromancy? Necromonger? Necrophilia?

hotdogturtle: ???
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woodman
06/23/17 12:30:22 PM
#305:


Fucking LASERS

yo steiner put this as my writeup:

"[Necrozma] is constantly firing off laser beams." - Pokedex
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Gatarix
06/23/17 12:40:44 PM
#306:


aww, so close
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mnkboy907
06/23/17 12:46:09 PM
#307:


Necrozma out before Guzzlord honestly surprises me.
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Brayze_II
06/23/17 12:59:24 PM
#308:


yall so down on the guzzer

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mnkboy907
06/23/17 1:06:19 PM
#309:


I actually like Guzzlord, I just didn't think many others would.
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swordz9
06/23/17 1:10:35 PM
#310:


Probably ranked Necrozma higher than I should have. I kinda just left the UBs alone for a lot of the list
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IhatethisCPU
06/23/17 1:39:43 PM
#311:


...I'm honestly fairly surprised my number 9 and number 17're still alive. Mostly the former. ...Maybe they're more popular than I thought.
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STElNER
06/23/17 2:06:25 PM
#312:


68. Crabominable
Score: 2423
Average Ranking: 57.69 (Standard Deviation: 29.66)
Fighting rank: 10/10
Ice rank: 5/5
Fully Evolved rank: 49/60
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8 - arti
10 - Whiskey Nick
10 - Raka_Putra
12 - MrSmartGuy
14 - XIII
16 - IHateThisCPU
20 - Inviso
22 - VeryInsane
24 - mnkboy907
28 - NFUN
35 - swirldude
38 - Anagram
39 - th3l3fty
41 - Steiner
44 - eddv
44 - Terastodon
44 - StifledSilence
50 - Dragon66116
51 - starfox2245
54 - FrostHarpy
60 - red13n
62 - pyresword
63 - ScepterOfLove
67 - profDEADPOOL
68 - Ermine
72 - Luster Soldier
73 - Drakeryn
77 - Xuxon
77 - hotdogturtle
80 - ecksgem
81 - swordz9
87 - Paratroopa1
91 - TexWolf_1729
92 - JONALEON1
92 - cody11533
94 - PrinceKaro
95 - ctes
96 - OrangeCrush
96 - Brayze_II
98 - xx521xx
99 - mcflubbin
99 - Cybat

Raka_Putra: I didn't know Crabrawler had an evolution until like after Elite 4 lol. Not very exciting Pokemon but I used him a faira amount.

Inviso: Ice/Fighting is a unique combination of a favorite typing of mine (Fighting) and an underrepresented typing (Ice) combined into a solid fighter. I'm perfectly sold on this dude.

mnkboy907: My goodness, how can an Ice/Fighting type be such a let down in battle? Would it really have killed GameFreak to give it at least one of Ice Shard/Mach Punch? Still a good concept and design, aside from the dumb haircut.

StifledSilence: This should be the name of a restaurant in Maryland.

Luster Soldier: Ignoring the Alolan Forms, this was the only new Ice type Pokemon we got this generation from the main Gen VII Pokemon. The Ice type really got shafted hard this generation.

swordz9: Let's fuse Abomasnow and a crab and call it a new Pokemon

Paratroopa1: haha okay this guy is like really dumb and silly but in a way that I just personally can't associate with at all for no really good reason. if you like him I think you're really cool actually for liking him but I'm too much of a prissypants to fully enjoy this dumb idiot crab

PrinceKaro: This creature has buzzsaws on its boxing gloves. Congratulations Fighter, someone thought up a weapon more fucking stupid than swordchuckus.

ctes: Crabominable is a complete abomination. It's horrendously bad lookingly looking to begin with. It's insane how awful you can make a design every now and then. It doesn't even end there. This thing is utter trash. You get this thing ridiculously late in the game. There is a point where you think Game Freak sometimes decides to make bad decisions to assure they have things to improve on in the future. It matters s*** that it makes sense how it gains its ice type at Mount Lanakila, when they decided to make that the very last place you get to, then the idea of this evolution should be out the window. Fighting/Ice, while unique, is also a pretty bad typing. This Pokemon is not worth the wait in the slightest.

OrangeCrush: Truly a crabomination.

Brayze_II: I decided to breed one of these on a lark and wound up with a perfect shiny one, which is sort of like winning a curling iron as a door prize. Two things I’m never going to use that are pointless to bring to a pokemon battle.

Cybat: What the hell were they thinking with this thing. You get access to Crabrawler so early but then you can't evolve him until the very end of the game? And when you do he LOSES SPEED?! (And, as a bonus, looks like a doofus)
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Espeon
06/23/17 2:10:04 PM
#313:


Wait, is Crabrawler not out yet?
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mnkboy907
06/23/17 2:12:44 PM
#314:


I should point out that in my playthrough I treated Crabominable as a trade evolution. Waiting that long is dumb when I knew I could just trade it to someone further along and have them evolve it for me and trade back. I did it around level 36 or so, when it learned Crabhammer or something and would've immediately been able to learn Ice Hammer upon evolution (though I think it turned out I needed the person to use the move relearner anyway?).
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Xuxon
06/23/17 2:17:55 PM
#315:


of course crabrawler isn't out yet, it actually has a good design
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Arti
06/23/17 2:21:18 PM
#316:


wow
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Espeon
06/23/17 2:39:16 PM
#317:


Xuxon posted...
of course crabrawler isn't out yet, it actually has a good design


Crabrawler has one of the most hideous designs of the generation. Thank God Crabominable exists and made it not completely suck.
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Zigzagoon
06/23/17 2:43:21 PM
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mcflubbin
06/23/17 2:48:19 PM
#319:


Crabrawler is great and Crabominable is a horrible disappointment
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ecksgem
06/23/17 2:51:18 PM
#320:


Zigzagoon posted...
They both suck

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VeryInsane
06/23/17 2:53:33 PM
#321:


So this is why we don't all talk about pokepinions all the time. Think we'd all strangle each other
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Gatarix
06/23/17 2:53:45 PM
#322:


ecksgem posted...
Zigzagoon posted...
They both suck

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STElNER
06/23/17 2:58:32 PM
#323:


Espeon posted...
Xuxon posted...
of course crabrawler isn't out yet, it actually has a good design


Crabrawler has one of the most hideous designs of the generation. Thank God Crabominable exists and made it not completely suck.


what on earth
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Bane_Of_Despair
06/23/17 2:59:37 PM
#324:


Crabrawler had a great design wtf
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STElNER
06/23/17 3:00:25 PM
#325:


67. Minior
Score: 2404
Average Ranking: 57.24 (Standard Deviation: 26.44)
Rock rank: 5/7
Flying rank: 6/8
Fully Evolved rank: 48/60
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7 - hotdogturtle
17 - th3l3fty
18 - eddv
18 - FrostHarpy
21 - ScepterOfLove
21 - Brayze_II
22 - mcflubbin
23 - Cybat
31 - Terastodon
32 - NFUN
37 - Raka_Putra
42 - swordz9
45 - pyresword
45 - Luster Soldier
46 - profDEADPOOL
47 - Inviso
49 - Dragon66116
49 - starfox2245
56 - MrSmartGuy
56 - Ermine
57 - mnkboy907
59 - PrinceKaro
60 - Drakeryn
65 - OrangeCrush
67 - Whiskey Nick
68 - XIII
68 - Xuxon
74 - Paratroopa1
75 - Anagram
75 - ecksgem
77 - TexWolf_1729
78 - arti
80 - swirldude
82 - cody11533
85 - ctes
86 - Steiner
88 - JONALEON1
93 - red13n
93 - xx521xx
96 - VeryInsane
98 - IHateThisCPU
98 - StifledSilence

hotdogturtle: This Pokemon is literally a katamari, of course it's my favorite. Plus it comes in 8 nice colors PoKgi4L (though I'm disappointed that there's no real red for Miso)

Brayze_II: I did a search for ‘porn minior’ and it just showed me a bunch of sex offenders

Cybat: Yet another single-stage Pokemon with not quite enough to be useful by itself. Its fun concept, face, and different colors give this thing a surprising amount of functionality; too bad it can't capitalize on it with better stats.

Raka_Putra: Why isn't it called Maxiand?

swordz9: Better than Solrock and Lunatone

Luster Soldier: Another Pokemon with a in-battle form changing ability. The form that Minior has above 50% HP is nothing special in terms of design, but it loses its outer shell once it goes below 50% HP. The loss of the outer shell reveals a Pokemon that looks cute and the inner core can be one of 7 different colors. The base stats also change upon losing the other shell, turning it from a defensive Pokemon to offensive Pokemon. Catching a Minior in-game can be a challenge, since it can use Self-Destruct. This can be a problem if you were able to encounter a shiny in the wild.

Inviso: Would be better if it was just core form all the time, but it's still pretty fast at least.

mnkboy907: It should get Accelerock in future games.

Paratroopa1: well this guy's pretty rad until the armor comes off and then it's downhill from there. dunno what the deal is with his pasted on face there. what's your favorite flavor mine is GRAPE

ctes: Minior sucks honestly. First of all, there is absolutely no reason to have that many colors. And I think they went overboard with changing forms and stuff upon reaching a certain percentage of HP. The core has a nice statdistribution compared to the stall, but it's pretty hard to control, making it pointless. Aegislash has King's Shield, a very nice way to switch between forms. Minior has certain circumstances, it's just stupid and annoying and they should really cut down on these trash gimmicks.

StifledSilence: I've heard of a pink sock, but not a pink rock.
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Raka_Putra
06/23/17 3:59:43 PM
#326:


I literally didn't know that Minior had different colors. Just goes to show how many of the Gen 7 Pokemon you don't get too face that many times!
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Eddv
06/23/17 4:01:04 PM
#327:


STElNER posted...
Espeon posted...
Xuxon posted...
of course crabrawler isn't out yet, it actually has a good design


Crabrawler has one of the most hideous designs of the generation. Thank God Crabominable exists and made it not completely suck.


what on earth

How
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STElNER
06/23/17 6:27:31 PM
#328:


66. Pheromosa
Score: 2351
Average Ranking: 55.98 (Standard Deviation: 29.01)
Bug rank: 8/11
Fighting rank: 9/10
Fully Evolved rank: 47/60
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2 - OrangeCrush
5 - FrostHarpy
15 - Anagram
17 - hotdogturtle
18 - NFUN
20 - Xuxon
22 - IHateThisCPU
23 - Luster Soldier
24 - mcflubbin
27 - ctes
30 - pyresword
32 - profDEADPOOL
38 - XIII
45 - swordz9
47 - Cybat
47 - ScepterOfLove
47 - PrinceKaro
51 - Brayze_II
54 - Paratroopa1
55 - Terastodon
56 - Steiner
56 - TexWolf_1729
59 - arti
59 - JONALEON1
60 - eddv
67 - Inviso
68 - cody11533
69 - ecksgem
71 - xx521xx
72 - Raka_Putra
75 - red13n
82 - Whiskey Nick
86 - starfox2245
88 - StifledSilence
92 - th3l3fty
93 - VeryInsane
93 - swirldude
94 - Ermine
97 - mnkboy907
98 - MrSmartGuy
98 - Drakeryn
99 - Dragon66116

OrangeCrush: As a whole I'm not a huge fan of Gen 7's new Pokemon, but Gamefreak struck it out of the park with the Ultra Beasts. They have great Lovecraftian designs as well as interesting typing and stats. Nihilego, Pheromosa, and Xurkitree stand out the most to me, partially because Lillie, Lusamine, and mah boi Guzma resemble them respectively, and that that was probably Lusamine's intention. And of those 3, Pheromosa is the funnest to use in battle.

Luster Soldier: Despite being the most feminine looking Ultra Beast, it's actually not winning the rule 34 battle among the other Ultra Beasts. It has the second most rule 34 out of the Ultra Beasts, with only Nihilego having even more rule 34 than Pheromosa. The only reason Nihilego has more rule 34 than Pheromosa is because of Lusamine and the role she has in the story (which I won't go into detail here).

This Ultra Beast was the most controversial one after the Gen VII metagame began on Smogon. The extremely high speed made it difficult to outspeed Pheromosa, generally requiring a Choice Scarfer and that might not be enough speed if Pheromosa has already picked up a speed boost from the Beast Boost ability. With access to U-turn, it can escape from unfavorable match-ups. Although priority is Pheromosa's biggest weakness, this can be neutralized with Psychic Terrain support from Tapu Lele. All of this led to calls for a quick ban from OU. A suspect test was later hosted, with the end result of Pheromosa getting banned from OU and banished to Ubers.

ctes: Phermosa is really simple and threatening by a design. It's also insanely threatening with its extremely stat distribution that also kicked it forever out of OU. I really do like how it looks. My favorite Ultra Beasts is not this, but it's a very close second!

swordz9: Anorexiamon

Cybat: Apt name. Man is this thing weird - it looks like it should be a Star Wars species or something. Which I guess was the point.
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STElNER
06/23/17 6:27:38 PM
#329:


Brayze_II: america style pheromosa

Paratroopa1: why does this game have two completely separate pokemon that are really feminine looking and all about controlling people by releasing pheromones? look I'm not gonna kinkshame here or anything, it's totally fine, I just think someone at game freak's got a fetish

Inviso: Better than Buzzwole, but still nothing all that amazing. Too many goddamn legendaries.

Raka_Putra: Cockroach queen. I didn’t play Moon so idk how good it is.

StifledSilence: Barbossa with pheromones.

Ermine: All of the Ultra Beasts are terrible and a complete waste of space, except for MAYBE Necrozma.

mnkboy907: Good god why did they think this was a good idea. It's just an affront to Pokemon designs everywhere.

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Anagram
06/23/17 6:30:12 PM
#330:


STElNER posted...
Brayze_II: america style pheromosa

I wonder what canadian style pheromosa would be like.
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mnkbear907
06/23/17 6:30:52 PM
#331:


Finally.
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LusterSoldier
06/23/17 6:32:28 PM
#332:


Damn, I didn't expect 2 Ultra Beasts to go out before Guzzlord.
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pyresword
06/23/17 6:32:35 PM
#333:


I actually liked this one as compared to most of the other Ultra Beasts.

The truly terrible one is still in play also which hurts me a lot.
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Zigzagoon
06/23/17 6:39:21 PM
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STElNER
06/23/17 6:59:16 PM
#335:


65. Tapu Bulu
Score: 2307
Average Ranking: 54.93 (Standard Deviation: 24.4)
Grass rank: 9/14
Fairy rank: 9/13
Fully Evolved rank: 46/60
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5 - pyresword
10 - starfox2245
13 - StifledSilence
19 - Brayze_II
27 - Terastodon
27 - Dragon66116
30 - eddv
30 - mnkboy907
32 - Luster Soldier
33 - Whiskey Nick
37 - ctes
40 - hotdogturtle
41 - profDEADPOOL
41 - arti
42 - cody11533
43 - XIII
43 - swordz9
49 - red13n
50 - OrangeCrush
51 - NFUN
53 - th3l3fty
56 - xx521xx
62 - JONALEON1
62 - Drakeryn
68 - Cybat
69 - Inviso
69 - Ermine
70 - Paratroopa1
72 - VeryInsane
73 - Xuxon
75 - MrSmartGuy
76 - IHateThisCPU
77 - Steiner
77 - swirldude
79 - mcflubbin
79 - ScepterOfLove
81 - FrostHarpy
85 - ecksgem
86 - Raka_Putra
87 - Anagram
92 - TexWolf_1729
96 - PrinceKaro

StifledSilence: Cool Hispanic thing.

Brayze_II: the least sexy tapu, I think this is a dick but I mean really

mnkboy907: Terrakion take two. I like it the best of the Tapus but I just know it's gonna be ranked lowest.

Luster Soldier: I consider this the weakest member of the Tapus, at least in terms of design compared to the 3 other Tapus. Tapu Koko has the cool factor going for it, and I love Tapu Lele and Tapu Fini for being cute/feminine. No idea where Tapu Bulu fits in among the other 3 Tapus. It's got a chance of finishing above the 2 feminine Tapus just because people usually hate feminine Pokemon with relatively few exceptions, but it's got no chance against Tapu Koko.

ctes: Tapu Bulu does look interesting, but among four cool guardians, it's the one I like the least. Grassy Terrain isn't too great and Grass / Fairy is definiely the least cool of the four, not only because it's the only one that comes with a double weakness. Still, Tapu Bulu is a cool Pokemon even if outclasses by its co-guardians.

swordz9: The one nobody cares about in the group

Cybat: It's a weird looking bull wearing a giant flower sombrero. And Grassy Terrain is probably the worst of the four terrains. I do always appreciate grass legendaries though.

Inviso: The most forgettable Tapu for me. It's just generic for a legendary.

Ermine: A shame all of the Tapus are awful except for Koko.

Paratroopa1: yeah the other tapus kind of fucking own and then there's this guy who's like... I dunno he's fine but I can't really make sense of his geometry he's got a weird situation going maybe I'm being too harsh

Raka_Putra: This guy is weird.

PrinceKaro: The Alola region is defended by four guardian deities, three awesomely exotic tribal totems, and this thing, which is apparently a bull with a plunger shoved straight up its ass. Poor Ula'ula island.
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LusterSoldier
06/23/17 7:12:56 PM
#336:


STElNER posted...
PrinceKaro: The Alola region is defended by four guardian deities, three awesomely exotic tribal totems, and this thing, which is apparently a bull with a plunger shoved straight up its ass. Poor Ula'ula island.


XD at this Karo write-up.
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pyresword
06/23/17 7:13:38 PM
#337:


The fuck?

Though I guess to be fair I may have overrated it slightly. When I made my ranking I had just won like 4 Random Battles with Tapu Bulu that day, so I was pretty happy with him at the time. Probably should have actually been in the 10-20 range somewhere.

I really hope the other Tapus aren't this low also.
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STElNER
06/23/17 7:27:32 PM
#338:


64. Tsareena
Score: 2298
Average Ranking: 54.71 (Standard Deviation: 28.5)
Grass rank: 8/14

Fully Evolved rank: 45/60
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3 - mcflubbin
7 - XIII
12 - arti
13 - ScepterOfLove
15 - Raka_Putra
15 - TexWolf_1729
19 - ctes
31 - Luster Soldier
34 - PrinceKaro
35 - mnkboy907
35 - FrostHarpy
37 - hotdogturtle
38 - pyresword
38 - NFUN
39 - eddv
40 - Cybat
40 - Paratroopa1
41 - IHateThisCPU
43 - Inviso
44 - OrangeCrush
47 - red13n
48 - swordz9
57 - profDEADPOOL
59 - MrSmartGuy
59 - ecksgem
66 - JONALEON1
67 - Xuxon
70 - Brayze_II
72 - starfox2245
76 - Steiner
80 - cody11533
80 - xx521xx
89 - Terastodon
89 - Whiskey Nick
89 - swirldude
90 - th3l3fty
94 - StifledSilence
96 - Dragon66116
96 - Drakeryn
98 - Ermine
98 - VeryInsane
99 - Anagram

XIII: Loyalty to Pokemon I use. It's pretty fun, but lacks real offensive bite. Still, enjoyable and I like a good signature move.

Raka_Putra: Heck yeah time to put dominatrix in a game meant for children

ctes: Tsareena is pretty great. A decent team choice if you're not using Decidueye, which is easily the best grass type. It looks slightly weird, but its design works. It's got a decent stat distribution. While its speed stat is nothing to brag about, it still outclasses way too much of the generation with it. It can hit super hard and can take hits too. It's a bit weird that they made it mono-grass, when it seems like it could've been fighting. It's high jump kick could've been quite devastating if it was 1.5x of what it is now. Regardless, it's a pretty good Pokemon.

Luster Soldier: Grass type seems to have an unusually high number of feminine looking Pokemon for some reason. Tsareena is another Pokemon in a fairly good sized list of feminine Grass type Pokemon. Although I like this Pokemon, it does some issues preventing it from being much higher on my list (at least in the top 20). In the design of this Pokemon, the upper body looks rather awkward compared to the lower body. The face looks quite odd as well, as I'd assume it has a mouth, except that it appears to be hidden from view due to the way the Pokemon was designed. Unlike Lurantis, at least Tsareena get the better raw deal among the 2 new feminine Grass types introduced this generation. Tsareena received better stats, movepool, and ability compared to what Lurantis got.

mnkboy907: It's no Lilligant, that's for sure. It's still good, but like Solgaleo, there's something holding it back. I think it's just the art style. My first bred shiny of Gen VII, too.

NFUN: Feodorovna?

Cybat: "A Pokémon known for the beauty of its well-shaped legs" Sigh. It gets a cool signature move and signature ability at least.

Paratroopa1: sometimes people are like 'why do people keep drawing pokemon porn and shit' and I'm like 'well why the fuck did they create some kind of dominatrix fruit queen' makes you think anyway yeah I'd get under those heels but that's not the point

Inviso: Not furry bait. This is more whatever kind of bait Gardevoir is. It's okay I guess.

swordz9: Most likely to be anthropomorphized for hentai

Brayze_II: lots of foot stuff even though this pokemon doesn’t have feet

StifledSilence: Tsareena Williams

Drakeryn: "As for the fat white women, I've learned to suppress my natural urge to sexually violate overweight white chicks. It's rough, especially when I'm drunk." - realo

Ermine: What the fuck is this shit? Seriously...

Anagram: Bad.
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Zigzagoon
06/23/17 7:42:42 PM
#339:


pyresword posted...
The fuck?

Though I guess to be fair I may have overrated it slightly. When I made my ranking I had just won like 4 Random Battles with Tapu Bulu that day, so I was pretty happy with him at the time. Probably should have actually been in the 10-20 range somewhere.

I really hope the other Tapus aren't this low also.

Well, Koko is actually cool so it'd be nice to see him do well.
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LusterSoldier
06/23/17 7:48:36 PM
#340:


STElNER posted...
Ermine: A shame all of the Tapus are awful except for Koko.


Oh no, Ermine. Tapu Bulu is the most masculine looking Tapu, so I thought that would be worth something to the people that usually hate feminine looking Pokemon. The masculine appearance was the only thing that even gave Tapu Bulu any chance of finishing above Tapu Lele or Tapu Fini.
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Zigzagoon
06/23/17 8:04:38 PM
#341:


LusterSoldier posted...
STElNER posted...
Ermine: A shame all of the Tapus are awful except for Koko.


Oh no, Ermine. Tapu Bulu is the most masculine looking Tapu, so I thought that would be worth something to the people that usually hate feminine looking Pokemon. The masculine appearance was the only thing that even gave Tapu Bulu any chance of finishing above Tapu Lele or Tapu Fini.


Oh
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Drakeryn
06/23/17 8:15:24 PM
#342:


yesss Pheromosa and Tsareena finally out
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Raka_Putra
06/23/17 8:18:55 PM
#343:


Well, evidently it's not enough to avoid being the last Tapu.
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Zigzagoon
06/23/17 8:30:12 PM
#344:


Drakeryn posted...
yesss Pheromosa and Tsareena finally out

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mnkbear907
06/23/17 8:46:31 PM
#345:


I was worried Pheromosa's competitive prowess was going to get it a high spot. Luckily I was wrong.

Sure wasn't wrong about Tapu Bulu being lowest unfortunately.
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LusterSoldier
06/23/17 8:50:00 PM
#346:


mnkbear907 posted...
I was worried Pheromosa's competitive prowess was going to get it a high spot. Luckily I was wrong.


Competitive viability hasn't seemed to matter much at all. Magearna did much worse in these rankings than Pheromosa.

Although I wonder if it would have mattered a lot more if PRBL happened before this ranking project.
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VeryInsane
06/23/17 8:53:38 PM
#347:


mnkbear907 posted...
I was worried Pheromosa's competitive prowess was going to get it a high spot. Luckily I was wrong.


This was actually why I ranked it so low
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woodman
06/23/17 8:57:45 PM
#348:


I don't think that Pheromosa is implied to do the same kind of rapey thing that Salazzle does. Sure, it has "pheromone" portmanteaued in the name, but nothing implies it does anything... "weird" like Salazzle's pre-release lore does.
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pyresword
06/23/17 8:59:39 PM
#349:


I think PRBL might have had the opposite on Pheromosa just because it's one of those Pokemon that can frequently win the entire match for whichever player has it in that format.

I still like it anyways, but it's kind of bad for the format imo. Though, I guess I could see Pheromosa getting significantly weaker as they add more tiers and level up the garbage pokemon, so who knows.
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STElNER
06/23/17 9:02:48 PM
#350:


LusterSoldier posted...

Although I wonder if it would have mattered a lot more if PRBL happened before this ranking project.


def would have made a difference for me
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LusterSoldier
06/23/17 9:07:12 PM
#351:


STElNER posted...
LusterSoldier posted...

Although I wonder if it would have mattered a lot more if PRBL happened before this ranking project.


def would have made a difference for me


Only way to put that theory to the test is for the Gen VIII ranking project to happen after one season of PRBL has already taken place.
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woodman
06/23/17 9:11:26 PM
#352:


when prbl?

when gen vii balance?
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