Poll of the Day > Itt: bad jokes

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Ogurisama 06/21/17 4:54:42 PM #1:	What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? ~~It said Pikachu, its Pokemon all it can say is its name.~~ --- http://cdn-android.apptap.com/img/870/mobi.colortrilogy.bitlink/267135850.png https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/5/uv4r7nGyrE6ylt2lHGWpiQ2.gif <cite>Ogurisama posted [p:881555373] in Itt: bad j... [t:75487060]...</cite> <quote>What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? It said Pikachu, its Pokemon all it can say is its name.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 06/21/17 4:59:04 PM #2:	...the topic title says BAD jokes --- Not changing this sig until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) BRAVELY DEFAULT: 1075 - 0844 - 9134 + FS: Pumkaboo, Lampent, Dusclops. <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:881555645] in Itt: bad j... [t:75487060]...</cite> <quote>...the topic title says BAD jokes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 06/21/17 5:00:12 PM #3:	What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? ~~Elephino! Say it out loud, it works better that way~~ <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:881555696] in Itt: bad j... [t:75487060]...</cite> <quote>What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? Elephino! Say it out loud, it works better that way </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ogurisama 06/21/17 5:03:02 PM #4:	Muffinz0rz posted... ...the topic title says BAD jokes You saying my joke isnt bad? --- http://cdn-android.apptap.com/img/870/mobi.colortrilogy.bitlink/267135850.png https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/5/uv4r7nGyrE6ylt2lHGWpiQ2.gif <cite>Ogurisama posted [p:881555873] in Itt: bad j... [t:75487060]...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote>...the topic title says BAD jokes</quote> You saying my joke isnt bad?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 06/22/17 10:26:28 AM #5:	Ogurisama posted... Muffinz0rz posted... ...the topic title says BAD jokes You saying my joke isnt bad? That's the implication, yes. --- Not changing this sig until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) BRAVELY DEFAULT: 1075 - 0844 - 9134 + FS: Pumkaboo, Lampent, Dusclops. <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:881596498] in Itt: bad j... [t:75487060]...</cite> <quote><cite>Ogurisama posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote>...the topic title says BAD jokes</quote> You saying my joke isnt bad?</quote> That's the implication, yes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gravy 06/22/17 11:11:55 AM #6:	What did the blind man say when he got hit in the face? ~~didnt see that coming!~~ <cite>gravy posted [p:881598801] in Itt: bad j... [t:75487060]...</cite> <quote>What did the blind man say when he got hit in the face? didnt see that coming!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sarcasthma 06/22/17 11:12:56 AM #7:	What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? ~~A pickpocket snatches your watch.~~ --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch. <cite>Sarcasthma posted [p:881598857] in Itt: bad j... [t:75487060]...</cite> <quote>What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smarkil 06/22/17 11:32:50 AM #8:	Why did the old man go fishing? ~~Just for the halibut~~ --- If my daughter was in it, Id have to be the co-star - Deoxxys on porn <cite>Smarkil posted [p:881599818] in Itt: bad j... [t:75487060]...</cite> <quote>Why did the old man go fishing? Just for the halibut</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jedirood 06/22/17 11:39:20 AM #9:	Sarcasthma posted... What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? ~~A pickpocket snatches your watch.~~ It took me way too long to get that --- "You either die a hero, or you live enough to see yourself become a villain."-Harvey Dent/Two-Face, The Dark Knight <cite>jedirood posted [p:881600163] in Itt: bad j... [t:75487060]...</cite> <quote><cite>Sarcasthma posted...</cite> <quote>What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.</quote> It took me way too long to get that</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sarcasthma 06/22/17 11:40:29 AM #10:	jedirood posted... Sarcasthma posted... What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? ~~A pickpocket snatches your watch.~~ It took me way too long to get that I still haven't figured it out, to be honest. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch. <cite>Sarcasthma posted [p:881600213] in Itt: bad j... [t:75487060]...</cite> <quote><cite>jedirood posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Sarcasthma posted...</cite> <quote>What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.</quote> It took me way too long to get that</quote> I still haven't figured it out, to be honest.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FinalXemnas 06/22/17 11:41:50 AM #11:	Did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? ~~He's alright now.~~ --- Waiting for E3 2017 FC: 4399-3254-5105/IGN: Chaser <cite>FinalXemnas posted [p:881600279] in Itt: bad j... [t:75487060]...</cite> <quote>Did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? He's alright now.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SilentSeph 06/22/17 11:45:26 AM #12:	A man walks into a bar... ~~and said 'ouch.'~~ <cite>SilentSeph posted [p:881600502] in Itt: bad j... [t:75487060]...</cite> <quote>A man walks into a bar... and said 'ouch.'</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 06/22/17 11:59:25 AM #13:	FinalXemnas posted... Did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? ~~He's alright now.~~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vevyf7blQ-4 --- Not changing this sig until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) BRAVELY DEFAULT: 1075 - 0844 - 9134 + FS: Pumkaboo, Lampent, Dusclops. <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:881601285] in Itt: bad j... [t:75487060]...</cite> <quote><cite>FinalXemnas posted...</cite> <quote>Did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? He's alright now.</quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vevyf7blQ-4</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dancer62 06/22/17 12:33:52 PM #14:	When the ship with a cargo of red paint had a mid-ocean collision with a ship carrying blue paint: ~~all the sailors were marooned~~ --- If ballet was easy, it would be pointe-less <cite>dancer62 posted [p:881603161] in Itt: bad j... [t:75487060]...</cite> <quote>When the ship with a cargo of red paint had a mid-ocean collision with a ship carrying blue paint: all the sailors were marooned</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Advokaiser 06/22/17 12:59:04 PM #15:	A man got closer to see Channel 5. ~~He got perfumed.~~ --- Here lies the sig of BK_Sheikah00, who swore fealty to the Gurus of Board 8. <cite>Advokaiser posted [p:881604467] in Itt: bad j... [t:75487060]...</cite> <quote>A man got closer to see Channel 5. He got perfumed.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ogurisama 06/22/17 4:25:49 PM #16:	I thought of a bad one, but it would probably get me modded. Lets just say its a German WWII joke --- http://cdn-android.apptap.com/img/870/mobi.colortrilogy.bitlink/267135850.png https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/5/uv4r7nGyrE6ylt2lHGWpiQ2.gif <cite>Ogurisama posted [p:881617223] in Itt: bad j... [t:75487060]...</cite> <quote>I thought of a bad one, but it would probably get me modded. Lets just say its a German WWII joke</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
krazychao5 06/22/17 4:40:54 PM #17:	What do you call something with six eyes, three noses, and two mouths? ~~Ugly~~ --- https://supermariomakerbookmark.nintendo.net/profile/bigllama?type=posted <cite>krazychao5 posted [p:881618115] in Itt: bad j... [t:75487060]...</cite> <quote>What do you call something with six eyes, three noses, and two mouths? Ugly</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gguirao 06/22/17 5:52:40 PM #18:	Good thing there aren't any instances of SCP-504 here, or we'd all be dead. --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>gguirao posted [p:881622341] in Itt: bad j... [t:75487060]...</cite> <quote>Good thing there aren't any instances of SCP-504 here, or we'd all be dead.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VeeVees 06/22/17 6:04:56 PM #19:	--- Rudy sucks <cite>VeeVees posted [p:881623047] in Itt: bad j... [t:75487060]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 06/22/17 6:07:51 PM #20:	--- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mead "I'm Mary Poppins ya'll!" <cite>Mead posted [p:881623223] in Itt: bad j... [t:75487060]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ogurisama 06/22/17 6:08:17 PM #21:	What do you call water that sleeps around? ~~an H2hoe~~ --- http://cdn-android.apptap.com/img/870/mobi.colortrilogy.bitlink/267135850.png https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/5/uv4r7nGyrE6ylt2lHGWpiQ2.gif <cite>Ogurisama posted [p:881623244] in Itt: bad j... [t:75487060]...</cite> <quote>What do you call water that sleeps around? an H2hoe</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 06/22/17 7:36:46 PM #22:	Mead posted... Too far <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:881628154] in Itt: bad j... [t:75487060]...</cite> <quote><cite>Mead posted...</cite> <quote></quote> Too far</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wolfy42 06/22/17 7:38:24 PM #23:	Why? He still has his head. --- Proud member of the Arv The Great is great fan club!!! Join today by putting it in your sig. <cite>wolfy42 posted [p:881628256] in Itt: bad j... [t:75487060]...</cite> <quote>Why? He still has his head.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheCyborgNinja 06/22/17 7:44:42 PM #24:	This is from a book... "Who sneaks into your house and takes all the food?" ~~"The refridger-raider!"~~ --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 <cite>TheCyborgNinja posted [p:881628641] in Itt: bad j... [t:75487060]...</cite> <quote>This is from a book... "Who sneaks into your house and takes all the food?" "The refridger-raider!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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