Current Events > Scenario: 80% of your colleagues are replaced by young Eastern European girls.

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UnfairRepresent
06/23/17 2:24:19 PM
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You go into work tomorrow to find it full of 17-20 year old girls and nearly all of the familar faces gone.

Your boss then tells you "Oh yeah Finance have been on it. You have no idea how much of a packet we have saved by replacing our staff with minimum wage European girls. You have to admire their.... indomitable work ethics. Don't worry [Firstname] you're on the unexpendable list for now." and then he pats you on the back and walks off.

2EWts8P

What would you do? How would you react?
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MacadamianNut3
06/23/17 2:25:38 PM
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Probably quit because I don't work in an environment fit for 17-20 year olds regardless of their gender
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TheFireRises
06/23/17 2:26:03 PM
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So several legal attractive Russian Ladies

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UnfairRepresent
06/23/17 2:29:42 PM
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MacadamianNut3 posted...
Probably quit because I don't work in an environment fit for 17-20 year olds regardless of their gender

How do you know? It's their first day
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Paragon21XX
06/23/17 2:36:14 PM
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I have no idea how this engineering project will be done on time anymore and how the government actually approved the staff change if they don't have engineering degrees nor do they have US citizenship which is required by the project (assuming they came straight from Europe),

...but fuck it. I'm going on a hot date with each of them every evening as I watch the project crash and burn at the last minute because they don't know what to do to complete the design phase.
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E32005
06/23/17 2:37:32 PM
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UnfairRepresent
06/23/17 2:38:56 PM
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Paragon21XX posted...

...but fuck it. I'm going on a hot date with each of them every evening

Admitting you date 17 year olds is fishing around the TOU. I'd be careful with that
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electricbugs2
06/23/17 2:41:53 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Admitting you date 17 year olds is fishing around the TOU. I'd be careful with that

No it isn't. My last girlfriend was 16/17 and aside from whining neckbeards, nothing happened when I posted a pic of us on my bed.

Age of consent for the majority of NA is 16.
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Solar_Crimson
06/23/17 2:42:02 PM
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Yeah, good luck with some of the physical labor needed for my job.

They could probably handle helpdesk and tech support, though.
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MacadamianNut3
06/23/17 2:44:35 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
MacadamianNut3 posted...
Probably quit because I don't work in an environment fit for 17-20 year olds regardless of their gender

How do you know? It's their first day

My work involves masters/PhD level research and all but 3 of my colleagues have a PhD (they have a master's and are working towards a PhD)

So that's how I know. 17-20 year olds would make good summer interns though. Well maybe not 17 year olds
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UnfairRepresent
06/23/17 2:45:21 PM
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electricbugs2 posted...


Age of consent for the majority of NA is 16.

I am aware of that, but still, bragging about dating 16/17 years old is dancing with wolves.

Solar_Crimson posted...
Yeah, good luck with some of the physical labor needed for my job.


You saying women can't do physical labor?
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DevsBro
06/23/17 2:47:32 PM
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Immediately quit.

Nothing against females, teenagers or Europeans but the last thing I need is temptation.
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FrenchCrunch
06/23/17 2:48:00 PM
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my boss is a woman
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Soggy_Burger
06/23/17 2:48:13 PM
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electricbugs2 posted...
No it isn't. My last girlfriend was 16/17

Yeah and it was fucking gross. Shocked you didn't get suspended. "My girlfriend just got detention". Then you promptly posted a pic of the two of you in nothing but underwear and tank tops. It was disgusting.
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UnfairRepresent
06/23/17 2:49:30 PM
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FrenchCrunch posted...
my boss is a woman

So?
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MC_BatCommander
06/23/17 2:52:15 PM
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I would start violently voiding my bowels
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StarReaper13
06/23/17 3:05:43 PM
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I'm a student, so would my classmates or my teachers be replaced?

I assume it's the latter, as you said something about minimum wage.
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UnfairRepresent
06/24/17 11:20:23 AM
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StarReaper13 posted...
I'm a student, so would my classmates or my teachers be replaced?

I assume it's the latter, as you said something about minimum wage.

Paid staff
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Sativa_Rose
06/24/17 11:31:33 AM
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I ask them what their runescape usernames are
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Pumpedu
06/24/17 11:42:57 AM
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I would go to pound town.
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UnfairRepresent
06/25/17 9:07:38 AM
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Pumpedu posted...
I would go to pound town.

CE says this a lot lately
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prince_leo
06/25/17 9:09:15 AM
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omega cookie
06/25/17 9:56:46 AM
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I would be utterly confused as to how all of these girls were qualified to work in a corporate law firm. Then probably go back to not talking to any of my colleagues as I do 95% of my work from home. As long as they keep paying me, I couldn't care less about what they do.
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Sada_Pop
06/25/17 9:58:25 AM
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Quit. We'd all be fired, including my boss if he somehow did something that foolish.
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lilORANG
06/25/17 10:00:35 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
2EWts8P

omg, I dated a girl who looked just like this. We saw Man of Steel together and I disliked it and she disagreed with me so vehemently that we broke up later that night.

She was cute but kinda wacko.
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UnfairRepresent
06/25/17 10:02:41 AM
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lilORANG posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
2EWts8P

omg, I dated a girl who looked just like this. We saw Man of Steel together and I disliked it and she disagreed with me so vehemently that we broke up later that night.

She was cute but kinda wacko.

You broke up over a superhero movie?
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Skye Reynolds
06/25/17 10:42:50 AM
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Before I save that picture, is she 20 or 17?
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lilORANG
06/25/17 10:45:22 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
lilORANG posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
2EWts8P

omg, I dated a girl who looked just like this. We saw Man of Steel together and I disliked it and she disagreed with me so vehemently that we broke up later that night.

She was cute but kinda wacko.

You broke up over a superhero movie?

Well yeah, I mean she liked Man of Steel. But also I said something about the Jesus imagery being super cringey and she took it as me hating Jesus and she was a nice Christian chick but now she's married to a guy who apparently makes really great chocolate chip cookies so I guess it worked out for her.
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teepan95
06/25/17 10:47:25 AM
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ssj3vegeta2
06/25/17 10:48:44 AM
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UnfairRepresent
06/25/17 10:52:17 AM
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teepan95 posted...
But ARE they HOT??

EYe of the beholder
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Returning_CEmen
06/25/17 11:20:13 AM
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Work becomes a Harem Anime
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voldothegr8
06/25/17 11:33:57 AM
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ssj3vegeta2 posted...
Fuck da 18+ ones

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KStateKing17
06/25/17 11:37:14 AM
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Well they have to be 18 to work here, but I'm sure sexual harassment will rise, and services will be slower.
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Life Sympathy
06/25/17 11:38:15 AM
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Be super fucking pissed because the insane project that was barely possible is now impossible to meet and I would have massive hell to deal with.
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E32005
06/25/17 11:43:06 AM
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my young eastern european coworkers look like this TRZbmIC
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UnfairRepresent
06/25/17 11:46:11 AM
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KStateKing17 posted...
Well they have to be 18 to work here, but I'm sure sexual harassment will rise, and services will be slower.

Why do they have to be 18 to work there?
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Bio1590
06/25/17 11:46:26 AM
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This is a fucking dumb topic but I suppose it's better than arguing with people for the sake of arguing and intentionally misrepresenting their arguments so you can keep yours going
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stone
06/25/17 11:50:00 AM
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The union wouldn't let it happen.
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UnfairRepresent
06/25/17 11:51:24 AM
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stone posted...
The union wouldn't let it happen.

The union has also been replaced with 80% Eastern European girls to cut costs
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MyPetKenshin
06/25/17 11:51:28 AM
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I'd just do my job, same as always. Young idiots are more trouble than they're worth.
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Cj_WlLL_VVlN
06/25/17 11:53:43 AM
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Find a new job. I work security at a psych ward. I'm not getting my ass beat because all my coworkers are now tiny little girls.
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KStateKing17
06/25/17 11:53:53 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
KStateKing17 posted...
Well they have to be 18 to work here, but I'm sure sexual harassment will rise, and services will be slower.

Why do they have to be 18 to work there?

Hospital. My department specifically said we had to be 18 to work in there.
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Jiek_Fafn
06/25/17 11:55:06 AM
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I have like 4 key people at my job that have skill sets that can't easily be taught within a few weeks. We could operate, but it wouldn't be great.

I already work in a workplace full of attractive women, so that part actually wouldn't change all that much.
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Banana_Mana
06/25/17 11:55:44 AM
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I mosty work with Americans or older Koreans, it would be a welcome upgrade.
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stone
06/25/17 11:56:23 AM
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This topic creator has been replaced with a young Eastern European girl to cut down on the shitposting. What do?
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Banana_Mana
06/25/17 11:56:50 AM
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stone posted...
This topic creator has been replaced with a young Eastern European girl to cut down on the shitposting. What do?


Visit CE more?
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MyPetKenshin
06/25/17 11:58:15 AM
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Banana_Mana posted...
I mosty work with Americans or older Koreans, it would be a welcome upgrade.
So like, any 17 yr old European girl is better than any American?

What if the American saved your life or took a bullet for you? What if it was Scarlett Johansson?
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Banana_Mana
06/25/17 12:04:17 PM
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MyPetKenshin posted...
Banana_Mana posted...
I mosty work with Americans or older Koreans, it would be a welcome upgrade.
So like, any 17 yr old European girl is better than any American?

What if the American saved your life or took a bullet for you? What if it was Scarlett Johansson?


P. much better than 90% of Americans. Scar Jo and some good friends aside, most are insufferable bores with terribly inflated egos.
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