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ssj3vegeta
06/24/17 12:39:56 PM
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Its still that time in middle school where we had gym right after pizza friday, we had to do some sit ups and i got paired up with my crush


at around like the 13th sit up, i felt something in my stomach...i knew what it was, it was dat fucking haiwan punch plus pep pizza combo, i was about to fart ;(



I tried holding on for my dear life, and I was almost finished doing the 30 the teacher told us to do but at about the 24th one, it came out. I tried to make it silent but it just came out loud, like 4 half second loud ones lol. Thankfully she didn't say anything, but i was hella embarrassed tbh
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EffectAndCause
06/24/17 12:41:09 PM
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She started bleeding during sex.
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UnfairRepresent
06/24/17 12:44:50 PM
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EffectAndCause posted...
She started bleeding during sex.

Dude that's fine. It happens all the time with virgins
Pl
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EffectAndCause
06/24/17 1:55:53 PM
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No, the other kind of blood.
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Duncanwii
06/24/17 2:02:31 PM
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I was in fourth grade and I had to go to the bathroom so I want to the nearest one. Unfortunately it was the girls room...and my teacher was in there. She very quickly pulled up her pants and told me the boys room was in the opposite direction.
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ssj3vegeta
06/24/17 7:53:17 PM
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Xeno14
06/24/17 7:56:05 PM
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Duncanwii
06/24/17 7:57:30 PM
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ssj3vegeta posted...
did you see her vagine


If I did I wouldn't have cared. I was pretty sexually behind the other kids.
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littlebro07
06/24/17 7:57:57 PM
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EffectAndCause posted...
She started bleeding during sex.


A guy I know had that happen too.

When he was going down on her.
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littlebro07
06/24/17 7:58:52 PM
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Xeno14 posted...
stuck it in the wrong hole.....


How does this even happen

It's so fucking tight, I don't get how so many people say "oops accidentally slipped into the butt"
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Feline_Heart
06/24/17 7:59:33 PM
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It was the last month of eighth grade and we just got our yearbooks. The girl I had a crush on was going to a different high school from me and I didn't think I'd ever see her again. But I didn't want to regret never telling her that I liked her so I wrote it in her yearbook when we exchanged them. She was ur prized and then she sent some of her friends to ask if t was true and they asked if I wanted to go out with her. I was just like "Um...Uh...." And instead of giving me some kind of response to what I wrote, she never said anything to me again. It felt pretty terrible. It was even worse because there was another girl I liked who I was 99% sure liked me back but I chose to confess to the other girl instead because I liked her more. So I ended up with nobody in the end
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KiwiTerraRizing
06/24/17 8:01:45 PM
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Gave her a stunner and she kicked out at 2
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garrspete
06/24/17 8:02:36 PM
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Veggy plz why are you still here
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ssj3vegeta
06/24/17 8:06:23 PM
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garrspete posted...
Veggy plz why are you still here

cause my cute white chick wife will one day post here
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garrspete
06/24/17 8:08:13 PM
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ssj3vegeta posted...
garrspete posted...
Veggy plz why are you still here

cause my cute white chick wife will one day post here


But you're a small Asian with a small penis
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ssj3vegeta
06/24/17 8:10:55 PM
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garrspete posted...
ssj3vegeta posted...
garrspete posted...
Veggy plz why are you still here

cause my cute white chick wife will one day post here


But you're a small Asian with a small penis

a master pen user could beat a scrub swordsmen everyday ;;;o
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garrspete
06/24/17 8:13:41 PM
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ssj3vegeta posted...
garrspete posted...
ssj3vegeta posted...
garrspete posted...
Veggy plz why are you still here

cause my cute white chick wife will one day post here


But you're a small Asian with a small penis

a master pen user could beat a scrub swordsmen everyday ;;;o


Butt your a virgin
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ssj3vegeta
06/24/17 8:16:15 PM
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garrspete posted...
ssj3vegeta posted...
garrspete posted...
ssj3vegeta posted...
garrspete posted...
Veggy plz why are you still here

cause my cute white chick wife will one day post here


But you're a small Asian with a small penis

a master pen user could beat a scrub swordsmen everyday ;;;o


Butt your a virgin

Not my butt
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DirkDiggles
06/24/17 8:18:03 PM
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I accidentally stuck it in her butt.
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KiwiTerraRizing
06/24/17 8:18:33 PM
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DirkDiggles posted...
I accidentally stuck it in her butt.


"accidentally"
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blahblahfatbomb
06/24/17 8:20:21 PM
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Veggy just admitted to having butt sex
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ssj3vegeta
06/24/17 8:23:41 PM
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Xeno14
06/24/17 8:25:40 PM
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littlebro07 posted...
Xeno14 posted...
stuck it in the wrong hole.....


How does this even happen

It's so fucking tight, I don't get how so many people say "oops accidentally slipped into the butt"

i don't remember that was a long time ago.
also i'm damn near blind without any corrective lenses
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NES4EVER
06/24/17 9:34:59 PM
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Probably the one I had in bed naked and decided not to have sex with and went to sleep instead.
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MellyBell
06/24/17 9:36:02 PM
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I was getting eaten out by another girl and I queefed in her face.
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Weezy_Tha_Don
06/25/17 1:12:40 AM
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MellyBell posted...
I was getting eaten out by another girl and I queefed in her face.


kinky
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Etherealfare
06/25/17 1:14:15 AM
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Couldn't keep it up one time, left the bar with a girl from OKC. She let me spend the night and was really sweet about it - we had morning sex anyhow.
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