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Clad
06/24/17 3:02:25 PM
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http://www.cbc.ca/radio/thisisthat/this-is-that-live-in-ottawa-oct-3-1.2843501/to-ensure-every-child-wins-ontario-athletic-association-removes-ball-from-soccer-1.2843504

lmao
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Eevee-Trainer
06/24/17 3:12:06 PM
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*facepalm*
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Looked gf
06/24/17 3:12:54 PM
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Award-winning satire with Pat Kelly & Peter Oldring
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LightningAce11
06/24/17 3:14:03 PM
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I think kids would want to play and win.
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Kaname_Madoka
06/24/17 3:16:14 PM
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LightningAce11 posted...
I think kids would want to play and win.

this. the kids wont give a shit, they'll still make up a way to "win"
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WilliamPorygon
06/24/17 3:16:33 PM
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Next, let's go play bowling with no pins.
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DifferentialEquation
06/24/17 3:18:01 PM
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According to Association spokesperson, Helen Dabney-Coyle, "By removing the ball, it's absolutely impossible to say 'this team won' and 'this team lost' or 'this child is better at soccer than that child.'"

"We want our children to grow up learning that sport is not about competition, rather it's about using your imagination. If you imagine you're good at soccer, then, you are."


This is what happens when the left gets their way.
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JMP09
06/24/17 3:23:20 PM
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Lmao at the "that's a goal unless the keeper says he didn't score. Did he score?!" and the notion of removing the puck in hockey for the winter league.
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FightingGames
06/24/17 3:23:51 PM
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you literally cannot fabricate this shit up
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Duncanwii
06/24/17 3:24:59 PM
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FightingGames posted...
you literally cannot fabricate this shit up

You actually can seeing as how it's satire.
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Clad
06/24/17 3:29:09 PM
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oops, this one is satire but there's one that isn't satire lol
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mustachedmystic
06/24/17 3:31:17 PM
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You really showed up the liberals this time, didn't you TC? LOL
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Paper_Okami
06/24/17 3:34:04 PM
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"I fell for bad satire again, take that liberals!-TC
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