Current Events > Hypothetical: You discover that you have a long lost brother. How do you react?

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UnfairRepresent 06/25/17 7:25:15 AM #1:	You're about to eat your dinner when you hear someone at the door. When you answer you see the man is nervous but very sincere. He says "Err... Hello My name is Ryan.. This is a little awkward but I feel like you should know. Well.... the thing is.... You're my little brother. A few years before you were born our mother slept with a naval architect, she kept it quiet, threw me in an orphanage. I never even knew she had any other children until last week. Maybe I shouldn't have come here... I don't want anything or anything but I just thought you may want to know. Maybe have a few beers, have a go on the Dreamcast, watch the Mets game, I dunno, whatever brothers are supposed to do. I'm not far away anyway if you do, brother." How do you react? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:881770938] in Hypothetic... [t:75499141]...</cite> <quote>You're about to eat your dinner when you hear someone at the door. When you answer you see the man is nervous but very sincere. He says "Err... Hello My name is Ryan.. This is a little awkward but I feel like you should know. Well.... the thing is.... You're my little brother. A few years before you were born our mother slept with a naval architect, she kept it quiet, threw me in an orphanage. I never even knew she had any other children until last week. Maybe I shouldn't have come here... I don't want anything or anything but I just thought you may want to know. Maybe have a few beers, have a go on the Dreamcast, watch the Mets game, I dunno, whatever brothers are supposed to do. I'm not far away anyway if you do, brother." How do you react?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Feline_Heart 06/25/17 7:33:48 AM #2:	Get matching tattoos --- Stay woke. <cite>Feline_Heart posted [p:881771085] in Hypothetic... [t:75499141]...</cite> <quote>Get matching tattoos</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Goggalor_ 06/25/17 7:36:59 AM #3:	Invite him to hang out, see if we have anything in common, what his experiences were like growing up. --- Reading: The Illustrated Man Playing: Oddworld: Stranger's Wrath, Ori and the Blind Forest <cite>_Goggalor_ posted [p:881771147] in Hypothetic... [t:75499141]...</cite> <quote>Invite him to hang out, see if we have anything in common, what his experiences were like growing up.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yaridovich 06/25/17 8:05:32 AM #4:	"I don't drink, hate sports and don't like being around people." Then I'd slam the door in his face and go back to dinner fuck that guy --- Talk about backseat fishing http://i.imgur.com/VqWjuCs.png <cite>Yaridovich posted [p:881771685] in Hypothetic... [t:75499141]...</cite> <quote>"I don't drink, hate sports and don't like being around people." Then I'd slam the door in his face and go back to dinner fuck that guy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ilishe 06/25/17 8:06:50 AM #5:	I have no brother! --- ~Phoenix Nine~ ~Victory needs no explanation; defeat allows none.~ <cite>Ilishe posted [p:881771709] in Hypothetic... [t:75499141]...</cite> <quote>I have no brother!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/25/17 8:16:42 AM #6:	Ilishe posted... I have no brother! :( --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:881771919] in Hypothetic... [t:75499141]...</cite> <quote><cite>Ilishe posted...</cite> <quote>I have no brother!</quote> :(</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/25/17 9:24:56 AM #7:	Yaridovich posted... "I don't drink, hate sports and don't like being around people." Then I'd slam the door in his face and go back to dinner fuck that guy What about video games? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:881773506] in Hypothetic... [t:75499141]...</cite> <quote><cite>Yaridovich posted...</cite> <quote>"I don't drink, hate sports and don't like being around people." Then I'd slam the door in his face and go back to dinner fuck that guy</quote> What about video games?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tremain07 06/25/17 9:36:00 AM #8:	I have a step brother and sister I never talk to on my dad's side, I honestly can't remember the last time I spoke to my dad either. --- I got nothing <cite>tremain07 posted [p:881773837] in Hypothetic... [t:75499141]...</cite> <quote>I have a step brother and sister I never talk to on my dad's side, I honestly can't remember the last time I spoke to my dad either.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funkydog 06/25/17 9:38:17 AM #9:	Tell him to get his eyes checked, or ask if he has right house as no men live here. --- http://i.imgur.com/BGbZK.gif <cite>Funkydog posted [p:881773895] in Hypothetic... [t:75499141]...</cite> <quote>Tell him to get his eyes checked, or ask if he has right house as no men live here.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
omega cookie 06/25/17 9:47:40 AM #10:	I have a long lost brother. He was expelled from the family, and if I ever see him again I will bathe in his entrails. So, to answer your question, if I open the door and he's standing there, I get my gun. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog FFBE: 885,063,087 - Orlandeau - 931 ATK <cite>omega cookie posted [p:881774167] in Hypothetic... [t:75499141]...</cite> <quote>I have a long lost brother. He was expelled from the family, and if I ever see him again I will bathe in his entrails. So, to answer your question, if I open the door and he's standing there, I get my gun.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sada_Pop 06/25/17 9:53:01 AM #11:	"Sorry, wrong house" --- People would have you believe that the accusation of racism is more offensive than ACTUAL racism. <cite>Sada_Pop posted [p:881774346] in Hypothetic... [t:75499141]...</cite> <quote>"Sorry, wrong house"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JJWatt 06/25/17 9:54:06 AM #12:	Fist bump my Dad --- #1 Player in the NFL <cite>JJWatt posted [p:881774387] in Hypothetic... [t:75499141]...</cite> <quote>Fist bump my Dad</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeadPipeCinche 06/25/17 9:54:36 AM #13:	Go back to not giving a shit <cite>LeadPipeCinche posted [p:881774403] in Hypothetic... [t:75499141]...</cite> <quote>Go back to not giving a shit</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paragon21XX 06/25/17 9:56:37 AM #14:	Sorry, you ain't family. Now go away. --- Hmm... <cite>Paragon21XX posted [p:881774460] in Hypothetic... [t:75499141]...</cite> <quote>Sorry, you ain't family. Now go away.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/25/17 10:02:00 AM #15:	omega cookie posted... I have a long lost brother. He was expelled from the family, and if I ever see him again I will bathe in his entrails. So, to answer your question, if I open the door and he's standing there, I get my gun. IT's a different longer lost brother --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:881774639] in Hypothetic... [t:75499141]...</cite> <quote><cite>omega cookie posted...</cite> <quote>I have a long lost brother. He was expelled from the family, and if I ever see him again I will bathe in his entrails. So, to answer your question, if I open the door and he's standing there, I get my gun.</quote> IT's a different longer lost brother</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gguirao 06/25/17 1:06:26 PM #16:	I'd try to get to know him as part of my family. --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>gguirao posted [p:881781610] in Hypothetic... [t:75499141]...</cite> <quote>I'd try to get to know him as part of my family.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/25/17 1:18:47 PM #17:	tremain07 posted... I have a step brother and sister I never talk to on my dad's side, I honestly can't remember the last time I spoke to my dad either. Ok? This is someone else doe --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:881782194] in Hypothetic... [t:75499141]...</cite> <quote><cite>tremain07 posted...</cite> <quote>I have a step brother and sister I never talk to on my dad's side, I honestly can't remember the last time I spoke to my dad either.</quote> Ok? This is someone else doe</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
omega cookie 06/25/17 2:01:59 PM #18:	UnfairRepresent posted... omega cookie posted... I have a long lost brother. He was expelled from the family, and if I ever see him again I will bathe in his entrails. So, to answer your question, if I open the door and he's standing there, I get my gun. IT's a different longer lost brother I'd probably get the gun anyway. Just to be safe. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog FFBE: 885,063,087 - Orlandeau - 931 ATK <cite>omega cookie posted [p:881784365] in Hypothetic... [t:75499141]...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>omega cookie posted...</cite> <quote>I have a long lost brother. He was expelled from the family, and if I ever see him again I will bathe in his entrails. So, to answer your question, if I open the door and he's standing there, I get my gun.</quote> IT's a different longer lost brother</quote> I'd probably get the gun anyway. Just to be safe.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funkdamental 06/25/17 2:05:37 PM #19:	It's a scam of some kind! --- Slaughterhouse 5 Cattle 0 <cite>Funkdamental posted [p:881784546] in Hypothetic... [t:75499141]...</cite> <quote>It's a scam of some kind!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/26/17 5:27:41 PM #20:	Funkdamental posted... It's a scam of some kind! It's not but ok. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:881853398] in Hypothetic... [t:75499141]...</cite> <quote><cite>Funkdamental posted...</cite> <quote>It's a scam of some kind!</quote> It's not but ok.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cj_WlLL_VVlN 06/26/17 5:31:14 PM #21:	Tell him to never contact me again. Ain't letting an affair 30 years ago ruin my family. --- Give me your tired, your poor,Your masses yearning to breathe free,The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.Send these, the homeless, tempest tossed, to me. <cite>Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted [p:881853572] in Hypothetic... [t:75499141]...</cite> <quote>Tell him to never contact me again. Ain't letting an affair 30 years ago ruin my family.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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