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WrkHrdPlayHrdr 06/26/17 11:48:32 AM #1:	I shit myself at work Friday. It was terrible. Sometimes you gamble and lose. On a bright note though- they started closing our offices Friday at 2 to enjoy the summer. The whole company can thank me. They figured "if this guy will shit himself to leave work let's just give everyone off." Play Harder fam. --- "I work hard and play harder" -Me, October 13, 2005 <cite>WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted [p:881833734] in I shit mys... [t:75502789]...</cite> <quote>I shit myself at work Friday. It was terrible. Sometimes you gamble and lose. On a bright note though- they started closing our offices Friday at 2 to enjoy the summer. The whole company can thank me. They figured "if this guy will shit himself to leave work let's just give everyone off." Play Harder fam.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ProbablySkye 06/26/17 11:50:48 AM #2:	That's dedication <cite>ProbablySkye posted [p:881833839] in I shit mys... [t:75502789]...</cite> <quote>That's dedication</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PoopPotato 06/26/17 11:56:36 AM #3:	I pissed my pants a little this morning. Can't take a bathroom break until over 3 hours into my shift, had to pee so I cut off the top of a water bottle and pissed in it. It started to get too full, pinched it off, but some came out when I out my Dong away. --- http://i.minus.com/i5EWBMXTN4ERv.gif <cite>PoopPotato posted [p:881834098] in I shit mys... [t:75502789]...</cite> <quote>I pissed my pants a little this morning. Can't take a bathroom break until over 3 hours into my shift, had to pee so I cut off the top of a water bottle and pissed in it. It started to get too full, pinched it off, but some came out when I out my Dong away.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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