Poll of the Day > Will sexual abstinence give me superpowers?

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NeoSioType
06/26/17 8:18:54 PM
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Motivation, confidence and focus to get difficult things done?
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Mario_VS_DK
06/26/17 8:22:18 PM
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Only one way to find out!
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Syntheticon
06/26/17 10:17:43 PM
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NeoSioType posted...
Motivation, confidence and focus to get difficult things done?

You know it's only 'wizard' in title, right? You don't really turn into gandalf or dr strange. It's more to do with you have to actually be using magic to not fall into another person's genitals at some point.
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Mead
06/26/17 10:18:12 PM
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Only if you hold out til 30 and achieve true wizard status
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mastermix3000
06/26/17 10:38:25 PM
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Sex is like pooping, you should do it
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KogaSteelfang
06/26/17 10:41:23 PM
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No, it takes those things away. Plus the only power i've found is to make people online laugh at you over it.
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Zeus
06/26/17 11:44:23 PM
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In theory, being less sexually active frees up time to get more things done but, in reality, you just waste that time on something else.

Plus, while the Nikola Teslas of the world forgo relationships to do great things, the Thomas Edisons of the world just steal their credit while having plenty of sex.
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TheCyborgNinja
06/26/17 11:58:44 PM
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Agitation and possible prostate cancer aren't super powers.
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DrPrimemaster
06/27/17 12:06:37 AM
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Only if you've never pleasured yourself as well.
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wwinterj25
06/27/17 12:15:28 AM
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Syntheticon posted...
>You know it's only 'wizard' in title, right? You don't really turn into gandalf or dr strange.


Sad but true. I found it very disappointing that I didn't grow a long sliver beard when I hit 30. :(

KogaSteelfang posted...
Plus the only power i've found is to make people online laugh at you over it.


I always found it very ironic that folk on a message board dedicated to video games laugh at some folk being virgins. Still it matters not. Most folk in real life don't care but more importantly neither do I.
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SomeUsername529
06/27/17 9:10:36 AM
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Not jerking off habitually will give you a boost. Having sex is also good for raising testosterone levels which is generally a good thing for me.

Being an incel is not good for anyone though. Those people are brutal.
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