Poll of the Day > so i ate eggs today and broke vegan and my roommates want me gone

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Philoktetes
06/28/17 6:37:21 PM
#1:


I woke up and made some eggs and my roommates smelled it and started freaking out

I don't eat meat, I just wanted some eggs, it's been so long and I had a dream about them last night

Now my roommates are freaking out at me and want me to move out because I ruined their pans by cooking eggs in them (the pans are now no longer vegan)

This is all too much

Don't room with vegans even if you are one
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Mead
06/28/17 6:41:04 PM
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Everything you post is a lie
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FrndNhbrHdCEman
06/28/17 6:42:34 PM
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Mead posted...
Everything you post is a lie

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Cacciato
06/28/17 6:46:53 PM
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FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...
Mead posted...
Everything you post is a lie
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thedeerzord
06/28/17 7:08:15 PM
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Cacciato posted...
FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...
Mead posted...
Everything you post is a lie

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WalkingWiki
06/28/17 7:17:32 PM
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thedeerzord posted...
Cacciato posted...
FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...
Mead posted...
Everything you post is a lie

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SmokeMassTree
06/28/17 7:20:33 PM
#7:


Is the fridge also not vegan now

You wouldn't even have eggs

This one is just bad
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thecolorgreen
06/28/17 7:31:19 PM
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by denying you eggs they're practically eating YOU so they're not vegan
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yutterh
06/28/17 7:57:47 PM
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SmokeMassTree posted...
Is the fridge also not vegan now

You wouldn't even have eggs

This one is just bad


This, but i think the issue isn't that he was eating eggs. It was that he used their pan, ruining their life style.
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Action53
06/28/17 7:59:12 PM
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Eggs are a chickens period
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GrimCyclone
06/28/17 8:00:24 PM
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I'm vegan and it doesn't bother me. I guess respecting freedom instead of yoking others with your burdens is part of their vegan identity.
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Blue_Thunder
06/28/17 8:14:22 PM
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GrimCyclone posted...
I'm vegan and it doesn't bother me. I guess respecting freedom instead of yolking others with your burdens is part of their vegan identity.

Fixed.
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Go_Totodile
06/28/17 8:23:47 PM
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yutterh
06/28/17 8:27:48 PM
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Go_Totodile posted...
EGmwVTl

@Mead
@WalkingWiki
@thedeerzord
@Cacciato
@FrndNhbrHdCEman


Objection your honor

That is taken completely out of context and has no correlation with the messages above my clients post.
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Cacciato
06/28/17 8:29:36 PM
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Go_Totodile posted...
EGmwVTl

@Mead
@WalkingWiki
@thedeerzord
@Cacciato
@FrndNhbrHdCEman

The sad part is I know I've screenshotted like two other of his posts where he constantly contradicts himself.

He's fucking weird.
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Go_Totodile
06/28/17 8:31:03 PM
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Cacciato posted...
The sad part is I know I've screenshotted like two other of his posts where he constantly contradicts himself.

He's fucking weird.

He's from LUE, which would explain a whole fucking lot.
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Philoktetes
06/28/17 8:46:48 PM
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congratulations internet detective

you sure showed me
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LynyrdRocker
06/28/17 9:12:11 PM
#19:


Try hard boiled eggs next. Put them on pizza.
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SusanGreenEyes
06/28/17 10:58:59 PM
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Assuming this is true, why wouldn't you either buy them a new pan, and/ or buy yourself a new pan?
What have you been eating since you moved in there?
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wwinterj25
06/28/17 11:03:36 PM
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Philoktetes posted...
I don't eat meat


So you're a vegetarian not vegan. Got it.
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Syntheticon
06/28/17 11:46:18 PM
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Philoktetes posted...
I woke up and made some eggs and my roommates smelled it and started freaking out

Nothing unhinged about this so far...

Now my roommates are freaking out at me and want me to move out because I ruined their pans by cooking eggs in them (the pans are now no longer vegan)

You should tell them you've used them for a whole bunch of stuff in the past and they had no idea because they're clearly morons.

This is all too much

Don't room with vegans even if you are one

I would have thought that went without saying, but it is nice to see a vegan wake up and become a little closer to an actual person. Good for you. I'd let you move in with me just on principle if I could lol
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kingdrake2
06/29/17 12:49:47 AM
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think we're all getting fed 100% grade A BS straight from the gerber baby jar.
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LaggnFragnLarry
06/29/17 7:47:25 AM
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rwHCbOT?
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HillChange
06/29/17 10:13:37 AM
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You know what you should do with those pans? Go Rapunzel on your roommates.
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Tropic_Sunset
06/29/17 10:19:05 AM
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Syntheticon posted...
You should tell them you've used them for a whole bunch of stuff in the past and they had no idea because they're clearly morons.


Nah, I'd just tell them that the fucking pan didn't eat any eggs, so it's still vegan, flip them off, fuck their girlfriends in half, lift more than 10 lbs of my things at a time and leave.
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SunWuKung420
06/29/17 11:21:01 AM
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Buy them new pans.
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Alexandra_Trent
06/29/17 11:41:22 AM
#28:


If what you say is true, the whole situation is best described in one word: ridiculous.

And what I mean is that your roommates are ridiculous and so are their reasons for wanting to evict you. Their sense of reasoning is ridiculous. Their intolerance is ridiculous. Their rabid nature when they make you feel as though you've betrayed them and their "just cause" in the highest degree is ridiculous.

And lastly, their inability to respect you as a human being with choices is ridiculous.
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mastermix3000
06/29/17 11:58:46 AM
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If this is realm you need to get out asap. That is incredibly unreasonable. I wish vegans would put all this fucking effort into bettering humanity first
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Renraku_San
06/29/17 11:59:58 AM
#30:


GrimCyclone posted...
I'm vegan


Nobody cares.
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yutterh
06/29/17 7:26:56 PM
#31:


Alexandra_Trent posted...
If what you say is true, the whole situation is best described in one word: ridiculous.

And what I mean is that your roommates are ridiculous and so are their reasons for wanting to evict you. Their sense of reasoning is ridiculous. Their intolerance is ridiculous. Their rabid nature when they make you feel as though you've betrayed them and their "just cause" in the highest degree is ridiculous.

And lastly, their inability to respect you as a human being with choices is ridiculous.


He didn't respect their beliefs or views so why the heck should they tolerate his? He knew they would probably flip out on him using their stuff. Maybe he didn't mean to mess up their pan and should just apologize and offer to wash it with whatever vegan product will make it clean. He could have easily alleviated the situation by apologizing and not fighting them on it.
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TheCyborgNinja
06/29/17 7:42:51 PM
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I know some cool vegans, as oxymoronic as that statement sounds. That brand of vegan, however, ruins it for the others.
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Playsaver
06/29/17 7:57:05 PM
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Were the eggs fertilized? If not then you didn't kill anything. Although you probably are considered to have abused the hen that laid it for having, in indirect ways, be in captivity to lay that egg.
The big question for me is how did you just wake up and cook an egg. Were eggs that weren't yours in the fridge already? Did you go out and come back after buying some that morning? Why not just go out to a resturant and have some eggs there?
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ssj4supervegeta
06/29/17 8:16:49 PM
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"i live in a vegan house with vegans, but we bought eggs for some reason"
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