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LightningAce11
06/29/17 10:26:44 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leE10vdvkho


Wtf, so now it's a video game?
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BLAKUboy
06/29/17 10:30:14 AM
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God this is gonna flop so hard.
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Forlorn_Ass
06/29/17 10:33:33 AM
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Ugh The Rock is the new zombie/superhero fad.
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Vindris_SNH
06/29/17 10:37:41 AM
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How do you expect to compete with a legend like Robin Williams?

just stahp
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snesmaster40
06/29/17 10:40:54 AM
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Oh, Sony Pictures.

Trash confirmed.
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mattnd2007
06/29/17 10:42:59 AM
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Lol
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Questionmarktarius
06/29/17 10:47:07 AM
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So... Ju-Tron-ji, huh?
Why would a highschool A/V room even have an old plug&play console?
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CommonStar
06/29/17 10:47:22 AM
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Looks completely awful. Lacks the charm of the original film.

Switching of actors for the transformation seems more complicated than necessary. Too much of that unneeded blockbuster action sequences.
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E32005
06/29/17 10:51:47 AM
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iPhone_7
06/29/17 10:58:10 AM
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That....

that's not Jumanji......
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Nazanir
06/29/17 10:58:15 AM
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snesmaster40 posted...
Oh, Sony Pictures.

Trash confirmed.

They wanted to one up their succes with Ghostbusters.

They really are out of touch.
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LightHawKnight
06/29/17 11:08:49 AM
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If it was called anything else, it would be better. It isn't Jumanji.
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Twinmold
06/29/17 11:11:55 AM
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Looks fine to me. Switching the board game to a video game is a nice way of modernizing the story.
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Error1355
06/29/17 11:13:15 AM
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If you want the original, watch the original. Don't bash the new version simply because it has new ideas.

If the movie is shit, bash that, but don't bash it just because it's not a 1 for 1 remake.
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Twinmold
06/29/17 11:16:02 AM
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If you want the original, watch the original. Don't bash the new version simply because it has new ideas.

But then how do I pretend that media from my generation is better than younger people's? I need my sense of superiority.
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Questionmarktarius
06/29/17 11:16:48 AM
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Twinmold posted...
Switching the board game to a video game is a nice way of modernizing the story.

Videogames already existed in 1995, some of which looked pretty much like that "TV Games" thing in the 2017 trailer.
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AuthenticZac
06/29/17 11:19:01 AM
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iPhone_7 posted...
That....

that's not Jumanji......


This... It's closer to something like Sword Art Online, or one of the other dozens of animes where the people get warped into a game
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s0nicfan
06/29/17 11:19:52 AM
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I'm overly bothered by the fact that it looks like an atari with Genesis controllers and high resolution graphics. If they can't even give enough of a shit to make their game reboot consistent with an era, that tells me they're not likely going to give a shit about anything else.
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trappedunderice
06/29/17 11:20:06 AM
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The fuck outta here, this looks stupid as hell.
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MJ_Max
06/29/17 1:39:45 PM
#20:


Looks entertaining as fuck, lmao you people are stuck in the past
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Slaya4
06/29/17 1:43:28 PM
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And its released the same day as star wars? Confirmed flop.
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PoopPotato
06/29/17 1:46:17 PM
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Looks fun. But it's not Jumanji
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StarReaper13
06/29/17 1:46:55 PM
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It would have been better off as it's own thing, not trying to do well by springing off of the success the original had.

But there should be another Tron movie imo, if they knew what they were doing a remake that's actually faithful to the originals should do well.
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ThanksUglyGod
06/29/17 1:48:18 PM
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Looks like it could be a fun romp
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DarthAragorn
06/29/17 1:48:27 PM
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Looks fine to me
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Kitt
06/29/17 1:52:39 PM
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Error1355 posted...
If you want the original, watch the original. Don't bash the new version simply because it has new ideas.

If the movie is shit, bash that, but don't bash it just because it's not a 1 for 1 remake.

For real.
The first one isn't even that good to begin with nor is it completely faithful to the book that it itself is based on (and I speak as someone who likes it).
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Anarchy_Juiblex
06/29/17 1:58:30 PM
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So no dice roll + card for a random happenstance? Ugh.

Doesn't look terrible, but "that's not Jumanji"
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Leanaunfurled
06/29/17 2:00:13 PM
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Looks like a fun movie, and plus it's Karen Gillan so I mean come the fuck on now I HAVE to watch it.
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Sad_Face
06/29/17 2:01:39 PM
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Twinmold posted...
Looks fine to me. Switching the board game to a video game is a nice way of modernizing the story.


Instead of a retro board game, it starts off with a retro console? That doesn't sound like modernizing to me.

Error1355 posted...
If you want the original, watch the original. Don't bash the new version simply because it has new ideas.

If the movie is shit, bash that, but don't bash it just because it's not a 1 for 1 remake.


Here's my problem with this; if you're going to "remake" a story, but throw out everything that makes that story recognizable, WHY USE THE SAME NAME? If you're going to remake a story but change it to that extent, just make a new IP. All they're doing here is slapping on a title for marketing purposes. That's just insulting.
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DirkDiggles
06/29/17 2:09:37 PM
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Damn, does the Rock have to be in everything nowadays? What's next? Gone With the Wind staring The Rock?
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Twinmold
06/29/17 2:12:33 PM
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I just know not to take CE's negative opinion on anything too seriously. CE is as far from a barometer for popularity as you can get.
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Dat_Cracka_Jax
06/29/17 2:13:11 PM
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JustMyOpinion posted...
Error1355 posted...
If you want the original, watch the original. Don't bash the new version simply because it has new ideas.

If the movie is shit, bash that, but don't bash it just because it's not a 1 for 1 remake.



What a stupid thing to say. If they didn't want to invite comparisions to the original then maybe they shouldn't have named it after the original. They were counting on the brand equity of that name boasting ticket sales. You gotta take the good with the bad if you're gonna do that.

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Error1355
06/29/17 2:50:40 PM
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Also after looking this up guys you are aware this is a sequel and not a remake?
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Banjo2553
06/29/17 2:56:06 PM
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s0nicfan posted...
I'm overly bothered by the fact that it looks like an atari with Genesis controllers and high resolution graphics. If they can't even give enough of a shit to make their game reboot consistent with an era, that tells me they're not likely going to give a shit about anything else.

They didn't want to spend any extra money to pay Sony, or Microsoft, or Nintendo to use one of their consoles in the movie. Which does show how much they "care."
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trappedunderice
06/29/17 3:02:09 PM
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People got to be trolling who say this movie looks okay, it's so naturally bad looking that DJ can't save it.
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WafflehouseJK
06/29/17 4:39:53 PM
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Error1355 posted...
If you want the original, watch the original. Don't bash the new version simply because it has new ideas.

If the movie is shit, bash that, but don't bash it just because it's not a 1 for 1 remake.

Bashing it for new ideas is different than bashing it for dumb new ideas, which is what the entire movie is tbh.

Changing something just to change it doesn't make it good.
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apocalyptic_4
06/29/17 4:44:28 PM
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Yea no thanks
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Leanaunfurled
06/29/17 4:54:30 PM
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Karen Gillan! <3
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Milkman5
06/29/17 4:56:35 PM
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looks bad
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MrNintendo1213
06/29/17 5:10:56 PM
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Error1355 posted...
Also after looking this up guys you are aware this is a sequel and not a remake?


So, you're saying that at some point after the original ends, someone somehow turns a magical board game into a magic atari game. Despite the fact that the atari was already old when the original Jumanji came out. Either that or there is a completely unrelated magic atari game also called Jumanji set in the jungle.

No matter how you look at it, it makes no sense and looks bad.
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Zack_Attackv1
06/29/17 5:13:28 PM
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Halo3GAMEFREAK
06/29/17 5:46:45 PM
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Just by watching the trailer, you can tell that this film has no soul. The studio just threw in every big name actor from this generation as a way to cater to a much wider demographic in an attempt to maximize their profits. Additionally, I'm not liking the CGI either; the part where the characters get sucked into the game appears as though the digital effects were created by the same team who made the new Ghostbusters movie.

Hopefully the Scarface remake will stay true to its nature -- the studio hired the Coen brothers to polish the script, so it should be in good hands. Those guys are the masters when it comes to stories dealing with crime and tragedy.
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Error1355
06/29/17 6:10:00 PM
#46:


MrNintendo1213 posted...
Error1355 posted...
Also after looking this up guys you are aware this is a sequel and not a remake?


So, you're saying that at some point after the original ends, someone somehow turns a magical board game into a magic atari game. Despite the fact that the atari was already old when the original Jumanji came out. Either that or there is a completely unrelated magic atari game also called Jumanji set in the jungle.

No matter how you look at it, it makes no sense and looks bad.

Yes, because everything else in Jumanji is deeply rooted in logic and realism.
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HylianFox
06/29/17 6:18:04 PM
#47:


Questionmarktarius posted...
So... Ju-Tron-ji, huh?


I seriously hope people start calling it Jutronji

Kinda reminds me of The Rundown. Will The Rock get raped by monkeys in this movie, too?
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Leanaunfurled
06/29/17 6:46:21 PM
#48:


MrNintendo1213 posted...
Error1355 posted...
Also after looking this up guys you are aware this is a sequel and not a remake?


So, you're saying that at some point after the original ends, someone somehow turns a magical board game into a magic atari game. Despite the fact that the atari was already old when the original Jumanji came out. Either that or there is a completely unrelated magic atari game also called Jumanji set in the jungle.

No matter how you look at it, it makes no sense and looks bad.

"This magical board game gets turned into a magical video game for the sequel THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE THOUGH"

Seriously, bro?
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Senta
06/29/17 6:47:44 PM
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I'm going to see it, and not think of it as Jumanji. Has a stellar cast, so I think it'll be a fun watch; just not a good Jumanji movie.
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wolverinev2
06/29/17 6:47:56 PM
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I loved the first movie and might end up seeing this. It looks like it could be something decent.
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