Poll of the Day > "Windows" called our house again.

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Guy starts off by saying his name is James Brown and from Windows Virus Control Center and that he got notice that my Windows computer has a virus and he needs to get it off.

I started off by asking which one, that I have five computers (I only have two and mom has one), and he said all of them, that all of my computers have a virus. I asked how it was possible that all five of our computers simultaneously-downloaded a virus and sent communicae to their systems and he started to get a little flustered and asked to transfer me to his manager. I'm like okay, fine.

After like five minutes of being on hold, his manager comes on and says his name is Martin Woods and refreshed the current state of events. Asked me to go to start menu and left-click to bring up the menu (unbeknownst I had it switched to work for left handed so left click brought up the commands and right click brought up the menu). He ultimately figured it out and had me go to Event Viewer and then messed around until we couldnt get anything to show up under System Tools>Event Viewer>Custom Viewer as surprise-surprise, I'm in a user account with admin privileges only possible through password input (same thing I do for all computers I set up. Keeps things safe and sane).

I circled back around to the five computers with viruses and how "I didn't understand" how this "Event Viewer thing" is connected to that and he went on this speal about how "it's all connected" and that he "knows this is true because" he "works at Microsoft" and than, unexpectedly hung-up on me mid-sentence.

Sort of disappointed now. Scumbag was just trying to do his job and missed out on the real fun we could've had in my virtual machine.

What a bunch of assholes, those asshats must really love getting trolled