Poll of the Day > I can't wait until the day I can tell my grand kids...

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RedPixel
06/29/17 10:55:53 PM
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"Back in my day, we didn't have automation serving us fast food-- we had these living robot dumb fucks doing the jobs that teenagers are supposed to work... you'd give them your money, (paper money, Timmy,) and there was always about a 50% chance that the living robots would fuck up your order that you paid for."

"Holy shit, Grandpa... that sounds awful."

"Oh, it was, Timmy. It was."

No, really. I went to Taco Bell after playing D&D, ordered a Mexican pizza with no beef, no tomatoes, and a diet mountain dew (for my wife, fuck diet). Got literally the exact opposite: a Mexican pizza with beef and tomatoes, and a mountain dew.

Can't wait for the robot apocalypse.
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SkynyrdRocker
06/29/17 10:57:19 PM
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That's not the exact opposite. They got the diet mountain dew right.
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RedPixel
06/29/17 11:03:47 PM
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SkynyrdRocker posted...
That's not the exact opposite. They got the diet mountain dew right.

Ah, thank you for pointing that out. Typo. They didn't get it right, I messed up.
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wolfy42
06/29/17 11:05:50 PM
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Ain't gonna be no Timmy, just baby robots dog.
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