Poll of the Day > Can you guess why I allready showered 3 times today?

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thecolorgreen
07/01/17 1:18:10 PM
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The winner will receive a steam game valued less than $30!
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Veedrock-
07/01/17 1:19:54 PM
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Chronic masturbatory habits.
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Greenfox111
07/01/17 1:19:58 PM
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because you took 3 dumps
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Sarcasthma
07/01/17 1:21:37 PM
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Because you're a Vietnam War veteran and cold showers help stave off your PTSD.
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dragon504
07/01/17 1:22:23 PM
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A young child, a pet, or a combination of the two.
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Sarcasthma
07/01/17 1:23:10 PM
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dragon504 posted...
A young child, a pet, or a combination of the two.

Gross.
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thecolorgreen
07/01/17 1:24:36 PM
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Wow ok i'll narrow it down. The first clue is I didnt shower yesterday
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KogaSteelfang
07/01/17 1:24:39 PM
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dragon504 posted...
A young child, a pet, or a combination of the two.

Big brother Ed...
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ReggieTheReckless
07/01/17 1:25:44 PM
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dragon504
07/01/17 1:26:19 PM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
dragon504 posted...
A young child, a pet, or a combination of the two.

Big brother Ed...


While this wasn't what I was initially going for, it did come to mind afterwards.
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Sarcasthma
07/01/17 1:26:44 PM
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You were pepper-sprayed by a woman.
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dragon504
07/01/17 1:27:31 PM
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Let's see, didn't shower yesterday, so took one today. Then did some yard work and got dirty somehow and took a shower before finishing. Lastly, finished yard work and realized you were sweaty and took the third one.
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Smarkil
07/01/17 1:28:32 PM
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dragon504 posted...
A young child, a pet, or a combination of the two.


Jesus, I hope no one left their child with him.

Sarcasthma posted...
You were pepper-sprayed by a woman.


The most likely scenario
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KogaSteelfang
07/01/17 1:31:35 PM
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You were nasty from not showering yesterday.
Then you got sweaty again because it's hot.
Third was just because you felt like it and it's still hot.
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Far-Queue
07/01/17 1:33:54 PM
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You got some stank on your hang-low.
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thecolorgreen
07/01/17 1:41:10 PM
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Y'all are close with your sweaty theories. But what was I doing to get sweaty?

And then the clue for the 3rd shower is that it's cause of something i typically only do every 3-4 weeks
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Cacciato
07/01/17 1:42:56 PM
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You're trying to wash your fucking weirdness off yourself and failing?
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Blue_Thunder
07/01/17 1:44:35 PM
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You had your first date.
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DevilSummoner1
07/01/17 1:57:03 PM
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wwinterj25
07/01/17 2:04:03 PM
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thecolorgreen posted...
But what was I doing to get sweaty?


Walking from the bedroom to the bathroom.
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jsb0714
07/01/17 2:08:10 PM
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Construction work
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Spliiiish! Ka-Boom!!!
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Firewood18
07/01/17 2:19:12 PM
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Your AC is broke.
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ClarkDuke
07/01/17 2:24:14 PM
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You assist an invalid neighbor, washing bedsores and rotating bed positions?
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dragon504
07/01/17 2:34:09 PM
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sweaty, shower
workout, shower
mow the lawn, shower
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thecolorgreen
07/01/17 2:35:32 PM
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dragon504 posted...
sweaty, shower
workout, shower
mow the lawn, shower




Oooh. very close. But i could just skip the post-gym shower if I knew i would be mowing the lawn
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DorkLink
07/01/17 2:36:29 PM
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This guessing game is stupid and I bet the result is going to be something really uninteresting that isn't a good justification for showering three times. If you know you're going to be sweating so much throughout the day, do you really have to shower each time? Do you really smell so repulsive that you can't be around people without showering between sweaty activities?
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DirtBasedSoap
07/01/17 2:38:42 PM
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'guess why I wasted a shit ton of water today, everyone!'
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TheCyborgNinja
07/01/17 2:42:56 PM
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Shartweek?
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dragon504
07/01/17 2:48:10 PM
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thecolorgreen posted...
dragon504 posted...
sweaty, shower
workout, shower
mow the lawn, shower




Oooh. very close. But i could just skip the post-gym shower if I knew i would be mowing the lawn


Wash the car for the last one then.
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thecolorgreen
07/02/17 10:07:10 AM
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EVERYONE LOSE.


I showered before I went to the gym cause i didnt shower yesterday and im not one to leave the house without being presentable.

The second shower was after my workout.

The 3rd shower was cause I got a haircut.
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SkynyrdRocker
07/02/17 10:08:11 AM
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You smell really bad
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Sarcasthma
07/02/17 5:47:29 PM
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thecolorgreen posted...
EVERYONE LOSE.


I showered before I went to the gym cause i didnt shower yesterday and im not one to leave the house without being presentable.

The second shower was after my workout.

The 3rd shower was cause I got a haircut.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlLMlJ2tDkg

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