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UnfairRepresent
07/03/17 11:29:30 AM
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You come home one day and are about to begin your favorite activity when you find a bomb on a chair that's been activated

It has a 312 second countown that is underway.

OLfqfoe

What would you do?
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ThisSecretNinja
07/03/17 11:31:46 AM
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Cut the yellow wire.
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FrenchCrunch
07/03/17 11:32:39 AM
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i disarm the bomb
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QuantumScript
07/03/17 11:33:10 AM
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You sure that's a bomb? Looks like a clock to me. One assembled lovingly.
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Takuya Lee
07/03/17 11:34:33 AM
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I disarm it then find whoever did it. I'm very strict on the whole "don't make me guess which wire to cut" thing.
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ProbablySkye
07/03/17 11:34:42 AM
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Cut all the wires at the same time and hope it works out
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Gen_Lee_Enfield
07/03/17 11:34:54 AM
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QuantumScript posted...
You sure that's a bomb? Looks like a clock to me. One assembled lovingly.

Why just cause it says clock on it?
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QuantumScript
07/03/17 11:59:50 AM
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Gen_Lee_Enfield posted...
QuantumScript posted...
You sure that's a bomb? Looks like a clock to me. One assembled lovingly.

Why just cause it says clock on it?


There's just no way someone could interpret that to be a bomb. It's obviously a clock.
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UnfairRepresent
07/03/17 5:11:07 PM
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ProbablySkye posted...
Cut all the wires at the same time and hope it works out

ouch
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the_cajun88
07/03/17 5:12:04 PM
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Be relieved because I found my mixtape.
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Doe
07/03/17 5:13:46 PM
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I've played plenty of CSGO I need 14 seconds max
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Marmitecashews
07/03/17 5:35:41 PM
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Swear brutally painful revenge against TC, because he is clearly responsible for bombing my home.

Then I escape by jumping through the window, being closely followed by a ball of flame.

Three years later his kneecaps would explode while he walks to his car, because I had inserted micro bombs into his knees while he slept the previous night.

My revenge complete, I walk triumphantly into the sunset.
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glitteringfairy
07/03/17 5:38:37 PM
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That gives me about 5 minutes yes? That's more than enough time to drive to the bridge over the river by my house, then I just throw it in the water and call the police and tell them what happened
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Wedge Antilles
07/03/17 5:39:13 PM
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5 minutes and 12 seconds? I could get that to an empty field in that much time.
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Paragon21XX
07/03/17 5:45:40 PM
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Run with it and throw it into the pond near my apartment complex.
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Danger_Close
07/03/17 5:47:53 PM
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put it in the fridge
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Virtrudian
07/03/17 5:50:16 PM
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Drive to the lake near my house and toss it in there
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Pitlord_Special
07/03/17 5:51:01 PM
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Probably just chuck it over the fence into a neighbor's pool
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UnfairRepresent
07/03/17 5:52:47 PM
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Pitlord_Special posted...
Probably just chuck it over the fence into a neighbor's pool

That's evil
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apocalyptic_4
07/03/17 5:52:52 PM
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Stick it in my freezer
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hockeybub89
07/03/17 5:54:18 PM
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QuantumScript posted...
Gen_Lee_Enfield posted...
QuantumScript posted...
You sure that's a bomb? Looks like a clock to me. One assembled lovingly.

Why just cause it says clock on it?


There's just no way someone could interpret that to be a bomb. It's obviously a clock.

Anyone who thought that was a bomb was an idiot. It may have been an intentional ploy, but it only worked because the average person is a fucking idiot.
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UnfairRepresent
07/04/17 1:44:31 PM
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hockeybub89 posted...
QuantumScript posted...
Gen_Lee_Enfield posted...
QuantumScript posted...
You sure that's a bomb? Looks like a clock to me. One assembled lovingly.

Why just cause it says clock on it?


There's just no way someone could interpret that to be a bomb. It's obviously a clock.

Anyone who thought that was a bomb was an idiot. It may have been an intentional ploy, but it only worked because the average person is a fucking idiot.


You know nothing about what happened do you ?
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