Poll of the Day > PotD confession topic

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https://goo.gl/forms/OurPYc2KnUOaMMEZ2

Click that, type whatever, and I should anonymously get your confession. I'll post them here in this topic.
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oh boy
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RCtheWSBC posted...

oh boy

nothing too wrong (yet)

you're stupid

I am poor and just dropped $2000 on more Warhammer I need an adult I need an adult I need an adult

Cant think of anything

I hope Terris dies

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I hypnox to pics of jen

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This is just going to result in you getting about only 20% things that you can actually post

I've been able to post it all. must be slow because of the holiday

Remember Muscles imaginary baby?

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that ain't even a confession
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Confession time and here's what I got: My fellow officers would tell you I'm a terrible shot.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kscG_gs2BOc

Zeus needs to use his JanwayDaahl account more

I love buttholes

After the Wonder Woman pic I would've sworn RC had scoliosis

I am Muscles baby. I faked my death

One of my college roommates pissed me off I poked holes in his condoms he now has a kid lol

I haven't washed in so long that my crotch stank has started to ferment.

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One of my college roommates pissed me off I poked holes in his condoms he now has a kid lol

Fucken legend
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MrMelodramatic posted...

After the Wonder Woman pic I would've sworn RC had scoliosis

I used to! Slight curve in my spine until I hit puberty, but that pic is also at a poor angle haha
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view link pls

usui88 posted...

One of my college roommates pissed me off I poked holes in his condoms he now has a kid lol

Fucken legend

a true savage
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I wish The Doge posted on potd more

I deeded to sailor bacon

I enjoy Zeus topics because he's uneducated

I just farted (5:06pm et/3:06pm pt)

I'm too shy to be friends with anyone on PotD, but I don't act like it

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You are now tracking this topic.

>.>
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-Komaiko54- posted...

view link pls

It'll probably get modded down the line anyway. That's what happened last time.
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RCtheWSBC posted...

-Komaiko54- posted...

view link pls

It'll probably get modded down the line anyway. That's what happened last time.

pm? no? ok :(
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Ask TC if he wants to share it, idk
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I might share it later if there's a reason to. So far I've been able to post every submission, so I'd like to keep it this way instead of it basically becoming a PotD chat room on a google form.
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ok, fair anough
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Oh yeah, that's also what happened last time.

Also I posted the link to the topic last time >_> trust no one
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Sometimes I wish I was white. Not because of lotion or anything I thought it'd be cool

I'm always thinking about the past when I'm doing mundane stuff at work and it's pissing me off to no end. I'm remembering that there was this streamer on NicoNico Douga who used to talk shit about me behind my back on camera, in Japanese, so I wouldn't hear it. He always got mad whenever I tried to interpret his Japanese, especially when he was talking about me in that language. One day, I heard him say to a Japanese viewer on his Twitch stream, "The person posting Japanese sentences is an American learning Japanese. Please ignore him". Then I asked him about the last part, "Please ignore him". Then the Japanese viewer said that he wanted to learn English, too. So I said "What do you mean, [Please ignore him]!?" Then I unsubscribed to his community, blocked him on Discord, and have been remembering stuff that he might have said to his Japanese viewers while I was completely oblivious of it. In short, I hate that guy. I think he's a racist for not liking when a "gaijin" tried to interpret his Japanese and a two-faced bastard.

Even though I'm not in an exclusive relationship I still feel a little weird over the fact that I'm also fucking someone else and neither knows about the other. It's pretty hot though.

I miss the coolgamerfamily, I enjoyed their topics

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I honestly can't tell if a girl is into me or not. Once, I tried making small talk with a girl, and she never answered using her voice; she only nodded and shook her head to answer my questions while suppressing a grin. I couldn't tell if she was grinning because she was nervous and liked me, or because she was nervous and I was freaking her out. So after two days of trying to talk to her, I stopped. Now I'm very self-conscious about being a creep.

That komaiko guy is lowkey pretty cool, right guys?

I used to be addicted to NicoNico Douga. I'd always try to make myself believe I was good enough at Japanese to interact among the Japanese streamer community, to blend in with the rest of those Japanese people. In the end, the ended up blocking me because they thought I was a Japanese elementary-schooler, or they just found out that I was not Japanese and decided to block me. I don't believe they blocked me because I was a gaijin; it was because I was just plain annoying. For some reason I find that somewhat more comforting. >_>

Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
"Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou," I said, "art sure no craven,
Ghastly grim and ancient Raven wandering from the Nightly shore—
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!"
Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."

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Holy fuck that's creepy, I just watched the Simpsons treehouse of horror with the raven and then somebody posts that.

what the fuck is niconico douga
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Apparently a douchebag streamer?

helly posted...

what the fuck is niconico douga

Who doesn't know what niconico douga is? They're the Japanese YouTube
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omelette du fromage

I savestated. I savedstated.

PO is the one behind Zeus.

Also, I have a damn big ego. I always keep thinking that my Japanese is "good enough" when it's actually just elementary school or middle school level at best. Yet, when I see it or use it too often, my ability to use the language debilitates. That's when I got mad at my Japanese-learning Discord and snapped at them, which caused them to disable my ability to post on their Intermediate and Advanced Japanese channels. I said I didn't care, but one day, they re-enabled my privileges. So I asked about it, and they came to the conclusion that I did care. Then they disabled my posting abilities once more. I have a crap-memory, so I can't remember the next part, if it happened at all...

Basically, I remember my ability to post in those channels being re-enabled again, by recommendation from someone I considered a friend in that Discord server. Then I snapped at the mod who re-enabled it, who responded, "You just want to get blocked on your own terms, mate. If you have such a problem with it, complain to your friend who put in a recommendation for you." I told him I wouldn't, and that was the end of that. I never posted in those channels again... Or so I would believe; I'm 100% certain that my giant ego made up that memory to make up for the shame I felt about getting blocked from those servers. That friend would do something like that, but I don't really believe it happened. I've removed that server from my account for a while, so I wouldn't know either way, nor would I want to rejoin to ascertain the accuracy of my memory. It's crap, anyway, so.

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SkynyrdRocker posted...

Holy fuck that's creepy, I just watched the Simpsons treehouse of horror with the raven and then somebody posts that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcqPQXqQXzI
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Lokarin posted...

Who doesn't know what niconico douga is?

A lot of people (aka me)

That dude is still talking about his Japanese skills apparently >_>
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he got blocked from like two different things and doesn't think the issue is with him, apparently
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Make me feel something, guys.
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I wanna feel you up if yaknowwatImeen <3

I have a crossdressing fetish.

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NicoNico is literally the Japanese Youtube/twitch
it's been around for ages :P
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I lie about everything. I'm even lying about this. Or am i?

I want a women to peg me so bad

Sometimes I think I'm too racist/prejudice. I'm a black man, I grew up in a dominantly black city. From Elem to middle school all my schools (I went to 5-6 in total) have been a good 75% black with a 25% Hispanic rate. Since there's basically no highschool in my city I went to one in a nearby city and it must've been %40 white at least. Look, it was just so weird, ok? I had to learn social knowledge I never learned before. Fast forward to 10th grade and I go to this school in the middle of no where in what's the equivalent to the "southern" parts of my state and it was hands down the whitest place I ever been to. It was so different from any other school I've been to before. I remember my first day there and I was new from faaaaaar away city (goddamn hour long bus ride) so I sat alone and these black 11th graders sat with me and talked to me and they were so cool (I miss them :< ) and I thought "a'ight, cool, I'm new, they didn't recognize me (it was a small school relatively), I get it" but throughout my first month as I kept sitting alone these people kept coming up to me and talking to me (now you gotta understand I have a bit of a unnerving presence, I had people straight up told me they avoided talking to me because of how I looked) like wtf they were all so friendly. They were geeks, into rare obscure stuff, they were into memes before memes were mainstream, we're talking some ANCIENT memes. Everyone was so VANILLA and soooooo, just white. I had to deal with 3 fucking years of fucking people singing goddamn high school musical fucking 2 fucking hell. I only ever liked the lowkey homosexual baseball song but shit dawg. But anyway, it was so different from anything I've experienced. People (sorta) enjoyed school, everyone (sorta) liked each other. People helped out strangers, I truly feel robbed yo. Idk, I don't know where I was going with this. My father hates white people, my grand-uncle, my older brother, I don't know why I typed all this.

i hurt myself today, to see if i still feel

It's funny Duke still uses LaggnFrgnLarry

i focus on the pain, it's the only thing that's real

WHEN THE FUCK IS MY HERO ACADEMIA EPISODE 14 ENGLISH DUB COMING OUT?! FUCK THEM SUB WEEABOOS I HATE READING

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I was molested by a parent helper in 3rd grade. [crying emoji]

I saw helly talking about dudes having sex with pumpkins and I had to look it up for myself. All in all, not my proudest wank.

I don't think I started cleaning my b-hole in the shower until I was an adult, I thought it was weird to touch your butthole.

One time I was really high and we were quoting Anchorman cause LOL, and I was trying to do the "I pooped a squirrel" line but accidentally said "I fucked a squirrel." Needless to say, that squirrel is dead.

I just got done playing battlefield 1 with people who were speaking a foreign language and I coulda sworn they were making fun of me in French. But I'm not sure, I think I'm paranoid.

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MrMelodramatic posted...

I saw helly talking about dudes having sex with pumpkins and I had to look it up for myself. All in all, not my proudest wank.

lol
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Im very attracted to my 16 y/o cousin. I'm mid-twenties.

It takes a special type of asshole to have a soda subscription.

I frequently shit blood. I've used the washroom like ten times today just to let a constant flow of red out of my ass. I think it's hemorrhoids and a really shitty diet. It's been happening on and off over the past six years, I just kind of deal with it, but I don't think it's normal.

When living in my car I gave a stranger a hand job for $50.

When pooping at friends houses I took the chance to masterbate in their shampoos

I had a dream where I had sex with my mom

I want to have Arv's babies.

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MrMelodramatic posted...

I saw helly talking about dudes having sex with pumpkins and I had to look it up for myself. All in all, not my proudest wank.

lmao
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alright clearly some people are back from spending time with their families

Arv isn't allowed within 50 feet of playgrounds

I only buy socks to catch my loads

I'd fuck RC.

I like PotD for all the gimmick accounts. LaggnFragnLarry and Carlisle are alright, but I miss the great ones like BillyButthurt and CoolGamerMom.

Has Helly got a dead baby yet?

I'm terrified of relationships and have turned down or stopped speaking with several girls in my life because they wanted to progress things past friendship.

I'm convinced that since I can barely keep myself positive about things there's no way I can make someone else happy. feelsbadman

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I'm really into rape and beastiality.

ClarkDuke is actually Erik_P

I want to peg a guy so hard

I keep thinking about getting The Witcher 3 because of all the praise it gets, but for every good comment, there's a comment stating how awful the combat is, so I always put it off

At the begining of time, there were nothing but skeletons in an infinite plane of a rockey ground. And for a long, long time, they sat around talking to each other. Eventually, they grew bored of talking, and one of them decided to take his head and planted it in the ground, it grew into a strange and twisted crab apple tree, he eventually got better at it and became the first Farmer. Another wove the rocks into a beaultiful shround, it was all sorts of colors, from black to white, but mostly grey, this was the first Artist. Finally, one of the skeletons told a lie, he told all of the other skeletons that he was beautiful, that he had beautiful flesh covering his bones, and beautiful hair covering his skull. He was the first Liar. The other skeletons believed all of these lies, and he lied and said that he controled all of the other skeletons by divine might, and so he was also the first King. The other skeletons grew jealous of the King, for his beautiful flesh covering his bones, and for his beautiful hair covering his skull. So as the skeletons slept, the King wispered to them, and told them The Lie of the World, how they all had beautiful flesh covering their bones, and beautiful hair covering their skull, and when they awoke they had beautiful flesh and beautiful hair.
Now, the King wasn't a good King at all, and his subjects frequently rebelled against him, so the King invented new lies about things to distract the skeletons; such as disease, pain, and violence. This quelled the rebelion for some time, but eventually they became so great and so angry that a war broke out. A lot of lies were invented during that time, blood, teeth, hatred, and so much more. The King was not worried, because he knew this was all The Lie, but when the rebels came into his home and stabbed him, he felt pain and saw blood forming, he couldn't help but fall down and lay still. Even though he knew it was all The Lie, he still fell victim to it, and he layed there, waiting. He waited as scavengers picked away his beautiful flesh and his beautiful hair, returning to only a skeleton, and he sits there waiting until the end of time.

Back when I was in college I stole my friend's roommate's panties while she was sleeping from her dorm. She was really hot. I hypnoxed into them every night for a week or two then put them in a box and haven't ever touched them. Last week I ran into that roommate at the supermarket and we talked for a few seconds and the only thing I could think about was that I've had a pair of her dirty underwear sitting in my closet for years now. I need to throw that entire box away soon.

I want RC to see my genitals.

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MrMelodramatic posted...

I want RC to see my genitals.

lol oh god
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I saw helly talking about dudes having sex with pumpkins and I had to look it up for myself. All in all, not my proudest wank.

I did the same tbh. one of the videos was a guy dressed as popeye
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I want to stretch RC out like a Glad trash bag

Hey it's me, the guy who got banned when I tried this topic, I'm still salty. Assholes.

Share the document you piece of shit.

why? no.

RC secretly loves me, wat do?

OhhhJa is obsessed with Ziggi

I kinda wanna date a dominatrix, you know for laughs and stuff. I'm not masochistic or anything or believe I'm wimpy and worthless I just wanna try it out lol. People always give me weird looks and girls laugh at me when I ask them if they're into it but I'm laughing with them cuz part of me wasn't serious lmao. I'm ok.

My money is on Zeus being 600lbs and bedridden.

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MrMelodramatic posted...

Hey it's me, the guy who got banned when I tried this topic, I'm still salty. Assholes.

What? I thought it was MonsterZed? I've seen him posting since then.
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I like a lot of the posters on PotD, but I feel invisible to them even when I post. Wish I had a stronger online personality.

Marry fuck, kill. RC, Jen and Ernie

I have lewd pics of Jen saved off in my porn folder.

Interested RC?

No no this was before monsterzed, back when some guy first did it, people got out of control, and others did it. I was ONE OF THEM and Y'ALL got me banned. Salty.

This fat girl wants to give me a blowy on saturday but I'm not sure I want it. I'm fat too and I'm a virgin but I'm trying to have standards.

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MrMelodramatic posted...

I saw helly talking about dudes having sex with pumpkins and I had to look it up for myself. All in all, not my proudest wank.

lmao
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MrMelodramatic posted...

his fat girl wants to give me a blowy on saturday but I'm not sure I want it. I'm fat too and I'm a virgin but I'm trying to have standards.

Beggars cannot be choosers. Go for the experience: good or bad, you'll learn from it.
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RCtheWSBC posted...

MrMelodramatic posted...

his fat girl wants to give me a blowy on saturday but I'm not sure I want it. I'm fat too and I'm a virgin but I'm trying to have standards.

Beggars cannot be choosers. Go for the experience: good or bad, you'll learn from it.

Lmao I'm a fat virgin but I don't want to fuck a fat girl? This is crazy dude.. If your standards are you don't think you should fuck fatties then lose weight yourself. Cripes.
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Also marry Ernie, fuck RC, kill Jen
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lol Melo delete that post and get rid of that second to last one. They're trying to get you for censor bypass.
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