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Engineer_Gamer 07/04/17 6:28:08 PM #1:	wondering how to begin the taste-acquiring process i'm thinking mike's hard lemonade tbh <cite>Engineer_Gamer posted [p:882331836] in gf is 25, ... [t:75531455]...</cite> <quote>wondering how to begin the taste-acquiring process i'm thinking mike's hard lemonade tbh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
X777WgpUYZ5Hv23 07/04/17 6:29:26 PM #2:	Don't try to drug your girlfriend <cite>X777WgpUYZ5Hv23 posted [p:882331904] in gf is 25, ... [t:75531455]...</cite> <quote>Don't try to drug your girlfriend</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Engineer_Gamer 07/04/17 6:29:44 PM #3:	X777WgpUYZ5Hv23 posted... Don't try to drug your girlfriend she wants me to <cite>Engineer_Gamer posted [p:882331917] in gf is 25, ... [t:75531455]...</cite> <quote><cite>X777WgpUYZ5Hv23 posted...</cite> <quote>Don't try to drug your girlfriend</quote> she wants me to</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
REMercsChamp 07/04/17 6:30:11 PM #4:	dump her --- https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/35939727.jpg <cite>REMercsChamp posted [p:882331943] in gf is 25, ... [t:75531455]...</cite> <quote>dump her</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Battlerock 07/04/17 6:30:48 PM #5:	I'm 28 and have never been drunk. I hate beer, alcohol and booze. --- PersonaNonGrata is a moron <cite>Battlerock posted [p:882331982] in gf is 25, ... [t:75531455]...</cite> <quote>I'm 28 and have never been drunk. I hate beer, alcohol and booze.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheCurseX2 07/04/17 6:32:32 PM #6:	Maybe you should respect her decision to not drink you fucking redneck. --- As a Level 37 Sage, I expect to be treated with proper respect and acknowledged for my dedication to the GameFAQs Message Board Community as a whole. Thank you. <cite>TheCurseX2 posted [p:882332077] in gf is 25, ... [t:75531455]...</cite> <quote>Maybe you should respect her decision to not drink you fucking redneck.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Raikuro 07/04/17 6:32:43 PM #7:	as soon as it touches her tongue she'll suddenly be taking a train of D's because she was "sooo drunk" <cite>Raikuro posted [p:882332088] in gf is 25, ... [t:75531455]...</cite> <quote>as soon as it touches her tongue she'll suddenly be taking a train of D's because she was "sooo drunk"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Engineer_Gamer 07/04/17 6:32:48 PM #8:	TheCurseX2 posted... Maybe you should respect her decision to not drink you fucking redneck. she wants me to find her a drink that she would like <cite>Engineer_Gamer posted [p:882332096] in gf is 25, ... [t:75531455]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheCurseX2 posted...</cite> <quote>Maybe you should respect her decision to not drink you fucking redneck.</quote> she wants me to find her a drink that she would like</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OrtegaTron 07/04/17 6:35:53 PM #9:	Can't go wrong with a bottle of pinot noir --- The red flag is false hope <cite>OrtegaTron posted [p:882332233] in gf is 25, ... [t:75531455]...</cite> <quote>Can't go wrong with a bottle of pinot noir</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dragonblade01 07/04/17 6:36:14 PM #11:	My gf doesn't really like the taste of beer, so she mixes it with ginger ale. Seems to work for her. --- PSN: kazukifafner <cite>Dragonblade01 posted [p:882332245] in gf is 25, ... [t:75531455]...</cite> <quote>My gf doesn't really like the taste of beer, so she mixes it with ginger ale. Seems to work for her.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 07/04/17 6:36:54 PM #12:	Just do fruity mixed drinks that don't even taste like alcohol --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:882332270] in gf is 25, ... [t:75531455]...</cite> <quote>Just do fruity mixed drinks that don't even taste like alcohol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zembaphobia 07/04/17 6:37:10 PM #13:	Engineer_Gamer posted... TheCurseX2 posted... Maybe you should respect her decision to not drink you fucking redneck. she wants me to find her a drink that she would like Why can't you just let her be sober? Don't try to pass your alcoholism onto her --- http://i.imgur.com/vx054sl.gif http://i.imgur.com/UcazWEw.gif http://i.imgur.com/PF7sTdN.png http://anilist.co/animelist/2070/Zembaphobic <cite>Zembaphobia posted [p:882332282] in gf is 25, ... [t:75531455]...</cite> <quote><cite>Engineer_Gamer posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TheCurseX2 posted...</cite> <quote>Maybe you should respect her decision to not drink you fucking redneck.</quote> she wants me to find her a drink that she would like</quote> Why can't you just let her be sober? Don't try to pass your alcoholism onto her</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cornmuffins 07/04/17 6:39:13 PM #14:	Zembaphobia posted... Why can't you just let her be sober? Don't try to pass your alcoholism onto her this Raikuro posted... as soon as it touches her tongue she'll suddenly be taking a train of D's because she was "sooo drunk" this too cuz why not --- Getting C's and D's, saying thanks and please. You broke the golden rule, you're staying after school. <cite>Cornmuffins posted [p:882332391] in gf is 25, ... [t:75531455]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zembaphobia posted...</cite> <quote>Why can't you just let her be sober? Don't try to pass your alcoholism onto her</quote> this <cite>Raikuro posted...</cite> <quote>as soon as it touches her tongue she'll suddenly be taking a train of D's because she was "sooo drunk"</quote> this too cuz why not</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stone 07/04/17 6:41:13 PM #15:	Stuff that tastes like juice is a good way to do it, Mike's hard lemonade would be a good choice, if she likes lemonade that is. --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them <cite>stone posted [p:882332493] in gf is 25, ... [t:75531455]...</cite> <quote>Stuff that tastes like juice is a good way to do it, Mike's hard lemonade would be a good choice, if she likes lemonade that is.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UrethaFranklin 07/04/17 6:43:03 PM #16:	https://www.chickadvisor.com/item/wild-vines-strawberry-white-zinfandel-wine-1/ <cite>UrethaFranklin posted [p:882332604] in gf is 25, ... [t:75531455]...</cite> <quote>https://www.chickadvisor.com/item/wild-vines-strawberry-white-zinfandel-wine-1/</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pics_nao_plz 07/04/17 6:43:49 PM #17:	Engineer_Gamer posted... i'm thinking mike's hard lemonade tbh Time to get her Hard. Grab her Wood while you're at it. --- Lol <cite>Pics_nao_plz posted [p:882332648] in gf is 25, ... [t:75531455]...</cite> <quote><cite>Engineer_Gamer posted...</cite> <quote>i'm thinking mike's hard lemonade tbh </quote> Time to get her Hard. Grab her Wood while you're at it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
reeekt 07/04/17 6:45:14 PM #18:	Getting "properly drunk" is having a few, not getting sick, not making an ass of yourself, and remembering what happened. --- ALL lives matter. <cite>reeekt posted [p:882332712] in gf is 25, ... [t:75531455]...</cite> <quote>Getting "properly drunk" is having a few, not getting sick, not making an ass of yourself, and remembering what happened.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ArchangelBaruch 07/04/17 6:46:09 PM #19:	As someone who hates the taste of alcohol, go either with Martini or Porto. Sweet and smooth goes better. --- Vocaloid topic: http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/2000121-/74835387 Vow of Silence for TES4: http://goo.gl/t0y3P3 <cite>ArchangelBaruch posted [p:882332767] in gf is 25, ... [t:75531455]...</cite> <quote>As someone who hates the taste of alcohol, go either with Martini or Porto. Sweet and smooth goes better.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkChozoGhost 07/04/17 6:46:58 PM #20:	Mike's Hard is a bad choice. It won't get her drunk enough to be worth. Honestly, I think a good choice is a Trash Can. It's strong, has an alcholish taste, but doesn't taste strong. --- My sister's dog bit a hole in my Super Mario Land cartridge. It still works though - Skye Reynolds 3DS FC: 3239-5612-0115 <cite>DarkChozoGhost posted [p:882332816] in gf is 25, ... [t:75531455]...</cite> <quote>Mike's Hard is a bad choice. It won't get her drunk enough to be worth. Honestly, I think a good choice is a Trash Can. It's strong, has an alcholish taste, but doesn't taste strong.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lilORANG 07/04/17 6:48:12 PM #21:	Seagrams has some alcoholic punch that tastes like candy and is stronger than beer. Any of the brightly colored stuff will do. --- #FeelTheBern http://i.imgur.com/q5z4CUu.jpg http://i.imgur.com/6B9oFXh.jpg http://i.imgur.com/sy42Dlf.jpg <cite>lilORANG posted [p:882332882] in gf is 25, ... [t:75531455]...</cite> <quote>Seagrams has some alcoholic punch that tastes like candy and is stronger than beer. Any of the brightly colored stuff will do.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Medussa 07/04/17 6:50:31 PM #22:	as someone who was once in a very similar position, Mike's was pretty good. Though I don't think I ever got drunk off them. too sour to drink fast enough. but, not a bad intro to alcohol. edit: I much preferred the lime and cherry to lemon, though. --- Boom! That's right, this is all happening! You cannot change the channel now! Act now! Venchmen are standing by for your orders! <cite>Medussa posted [p:882333001] in gf is 25, ... [t:75531455]...</cite> <quote>as someone who was once in a very similar position, Mike's was pretty good. Though I don't think I ever got drunk off them. too sour to drink fast enough. but, not a bad intro to alcohol. edit: I much preferred the lime and cherry to lemon, though.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stone 07/04/17 6:53:21 PM #23:	Easiest would be to buy some vodka or rum, and whatever her favorite juice or soft drink is. 2oz alcohol, fill up with nice/soda. --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them <cite>stone posted [p:882333147] in gf is 25, ... [t:75531455]...</cite> <quote>Easiest would be to buy some vodka or rum, and whatever her favorite juice or soft drink is. 2oz alcohol, fill up with nice/soda.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 07/04/17 7:01:51 PM #24:	Battlerock posted... I'm 28 and have never been drunk. I hate beer, alcohol and booze. it's a personal choice. i have my own reasons why i avoid alcohol and drugs. i don't want to turn out into an alcoholic or a loser (drug user path) my definition. --- Embrace the rage, my dear boy. Let the cortisol levels shave hour after hour off your general life expectancy - Starmieketone <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:882333575] in gf is 25, ... [t:75531455]...</cite> <quote><cite>Battlerock posted...</cite> <quote>I'm 28 and have never been drunk. I hate beer, alcohol and booze.</quote> it's a personal choice. i have my own reasons why i avoid alcohol and drugs. i don't want to turn out into an alcoholic or a loser (drug user path) my definition.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Freddie_Mercury 07/04/17 7:02:59 PM #25:	cheap wine --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... http://i.imgur.com/7GPFCqY.gifv http://i.imgur.com/bfxtwGf.jpg <cite>Freddie_Mercury posted [p:882333609] in gf is 25, ... [t:75531455]...</cite> <quote>cheap wine</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Inigo 07/04/17 7:04:50 PM #26:	Spike her drinks --- "This is your last dance." <cite>Blue_Inigo posted [p:882333678] in gf is 25, ... [t:75531455]...</cite> <quote>Spike her drinks</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
fire_bolt 07/04/17 7:06:31 PM #27:	Ok, this is relevant. How big is she? If she's like a 90 lbs stick then what she should try is dramatically different than if she's a 400 lbs land whale. Regardless, I personally find most girls like sweet wines when they first start drinking. A good, cheap one is Barefoot Red Moscato https://www.barefootwine.com/our-wine/red-wine/red-moscato For something a little stronger I'd go with strawberry margaritas or something similar. --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix http://steamcommunity.com/id/bolt_thundara/wishlist <cite>fire_bolt posted [p:882333752] in gf is 25, ... [t:75531455]...</cite> <quote>Ok, this is relevant. How big is she? If she's like a 90 lbs stick then what she should try is dramatically different than if she's a 400 lbs land whale. Regardless, I personally find most girls like sweet wines when they first start drinking. A good, cheap one is Barefoot Red Moscato https://www.barefootwine.com/our-wine/red-wine/red-moscato For something a little stronger I'd go with strawberry margaritas or something similar.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cornmuffins 07/04/17 7:26:28 PM #29:	idk I took that post as a joke --- Getting C's and D's, saying thanks and please. You broke the golden rule, you're staying after school. <cite>Cornmuffins posted [p:882334694] in gf is 25, ... [t:75531455]...</cite> <quote>idk I took that post as a joke</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Engineer_Gamer 07/04/17 7:28:04 PM #31:	Conflict posted... Zembaphobia posted... Engineer_Gamer posted... TheCurseX2 posted... Maybe you should respect her decision to not drink you fucking redneck. she wants me to find her a drink that she would like Why can't you just let her be sober? Don't try to pass your alcoholism onto her It's like you didn't even read what he posted even though it was conveniently spelled out for you he's just kidding <cite>Engineer_Gamer posted [p:882334759] in gf is 25, ... [t:75531455]...</cite> <quote><cite>Conflict posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Zembaphobia posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Engineer_Gamer posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TheCurseX2 posted...</cite> <quote>Maybe you should respect her decision to not drink you fucking redneck.</quote> she wants me to find her a drink that she would like</quote> Why can't you just let her be sober? Don't try to pass your alcoholism onto her</quote> It's like you didn't even read what he posted even though it was conveniently spelled out for you</quote> he's just kidding</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Battlerock 07/05/17 5:06:16 AM #32:	Dumb question: what's hard lemonade? --- PersonaNonGrata is a moron <cite>Battlerock posted [p:882357893] in gf is 25, ... [t:75531455]...</cite> <quote>Dumb question: what's hard lemonade?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 07/05/17 5:07:27 AM #33:	Battlerock posted... Dumb question: what's hard lemonade? It's just like any other flavored beer. More carbonated and sugary though, I don't drink mikes anymore because 2 of the 8% cans makes me puke --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:882357921] in gf is 25, ... [t:75531455]...</cite> <quote><cite>Battlerock posted...</cite> <quote>Dumb question: what's hard lemonade?</quote> It's just like any other flavored beer. More carbonated and sugary though, I don't drink mikes anymore because 2 of the 8% cans makes me puke</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Malfurion 07/05/17 5:07:43 AM #34:	Don't force people to get drunk TC smh --- I'm an archdruid, not a prophet. Get your lore straight <cite>Malfurion posted [p:882357925] in gf is 25, ... [t:75531455]...</cite> <quote>Don't force people to get drunk TC smh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThanksUglyGod 07/05/17 5:09:08 AM #35:	If she wants to get drunk so badly, shove her into the deep end and give her tequila <cite>ThanksUglyGod posted [p:882357951] in gf is 25, ... [t:75531455]...</cite> <quote>If she wants to get drunk so badly, shove her into the deep end and give her tequila</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ultima Dragon 07/05/17 6:19:11 AM #36:	reeekt posted... Getting "properly drunk" is having a few, not getting sick, not making an ass of yourself, and remembering what happened. This is the kind of drinking I can get behind, but people act like you might as well not be drinking at all if you don't get absolutely shitfaced. In addition to something juice/fruity tasting, might I suggest something rich/creamy tasting? http://www.independentdistillers.ca/products-en/vodka-mudshakes-en Not sure if these can be found where you're at, but I bet you could at least find something similar. Every flavour I've tried has been legitimately tasty, to the point where it's barely noticeable that I'm even drinking alcohol. Low %, but she would be a real lightweight anyway and could probably get a decent buzz going after just a few of these. --- "It's Canada, their idea of rioting is a half-muttered swear word." - deathbeforelife <cite>Ultima Dragon posted [p:882359177] in gf is 25, ... [t:75531455]...</cite> <quote><cite>reeekt posted...</cite> <quote>Getting "properly drunk" is having a few, not getting sick, not making an ass of yourself, and remembering what happened.</quote> This is the kind of drinking I can get behind, but people act like you might as well not be drinking at all if you don't get absolutely shitfaced. In addition to something juice/fruity tasting, might I suggest something rich/creamy tasting? http://www.independentdistillers.ca/products-en/vodka-mudshakes-en Not sure if these can be found where you're at, but I bet you could at least find something similar. Every flavour I've tried has been legitimately tasty, to the point where it's barely noticeable that I'm even drinking alcohol. Low %, but she would be a real lightweight anyway and could probably get a decent buzz going after just a few of these.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teepan95 07/05/17 10:43:33 AM #37:	Engineer_Gamer posted... wondering how to begin the taste-acquiring process i'm thinking mike's hard lemonade tbh @drunkmuggle knows all there is to know about getting Hard. He gets Hard with his bros all the time. --- http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1060-homework-helpers - come drop by! Rheopexie - https://i.imgtc.com/eNQuMuo.png <cite>teepan95 posted [p:882366636] in gf is 25, ... [t:75531455]...</cite> <quote><cite>Engineer_Gamer posted...</cite> <quote>wondering how to begin the taste-acquiring process i'm thinking mike's hard lemonade tbh</quote> @drunkmuggle knows all there is to know about getting Hard. He gets Hard with his bros all the time.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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