Current Events > Got into a physical altercation with a Cheeto at KFC

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Soggy_Burger 07/05/17 5:34:50 PM #1:	Standing in line with my girlfriend trying to decide what to order. We had lots of time because these old people were moving slowly and the debit machine wasn't working with their card. All of a sudden this Cheeto behind us forgets his place and starts yelling about time wasters. His female companion (Mom or Grandmother likely, couldn't tell) tells him to be quiet, but he ignores her and continues shouting. Girlfriend tells him to shut the fuck up. Big mistake. The Cheeto throws a profanity laced tantrum and proceeds to literally throw the tray containing the drink lids, napkins, straws, ketchup etc. Woman he's with is clearly mortified. I would be too if I was around a disgusting immature Cheeto like this for 20+ years. At this point I'm pissed so I pushed the Cheeto on the ground and proceeded to step on him and told him to smarten the fuck up. Anyway after the massive scene we decided to GTFO ASAP and go to Five Guys instead. As we were driving away we spotted the Cheeto in an argument with the woman. For good measure my girlfriend flicked her cigarette at him. Why does this state have to be filled to the brim with uncivilized fedora toting cheetos? Pain in the ass. Better in Scottsdale than it was in Tucson but Jesus Christ it's horrible. --- Coyotes-Suns-Cardinals-Diamondbacks Plz be good Louis... <cite>Soggy_Burger posted [p:882388743] in Got into a... [t:75534706]...</cite> <quote>Standing in line with my girlfriend trying to decide what to order. We had lots of time because these old people were moving slowly and the debit machine wasn't working with their card. All of a sudden this Cheeto behind us forgets his place and starts yelling about time wasters. His female companion (Mom or Grandmother likely, couldn't tell) tells him to be quiet, but he ignores her and continues shouting. Girlfriend tells him to shut the fuck up. Big mistake. The Cheeto throws a profanity laced tantrum and proceeds to literally throw the tray containing the drink lids, napkins, straws, ketchup etc. Woman he's with is clearly mortified. I would be too if I was around a disgusting immature Cheeto like this for 20+ years. At this point I'm pissed so I pushed the Cheeto on the ground and proceeded to step on him and told him to smarten the fuck up. Anyway after the massive scene we decided to GTFO ASAP and go to Five Guys instead. As we were driving away we spotted the Cheeto in an argument with the woman. For good measure my girlfriend flicked her cigarette at him. Why does this state have to be filled to the brim with uncivilized fedora toting cheetos? Pain in the ass. Better in Scottsdale than it was in Tucson but Jesus Christ it's horrible.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RE_expert44 07/05/17 5:39:21 PM #2:	r/Thathappened r/Iamverybadass --- RESIDENT EVIL COMMUNITY BOARD http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1074-resident-evil-past-present-and-future <cite>RE_expert44 posted [p:882389002] in Got into a... [t:75534706]...</cite> <quote>r/Thathappened r/Iamverybadass</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
andel 07/05/17 5:40:21 PM #3:	RE_expert44 posted... r/Thathappened r/Iamverybadass --- I am thinking about just walking into the river now that Megaupload is gone and condoms are in porn.-Fubonis <cite>andel posted [p:882389053] in Got into a... [t:75534706]...</cite> <quote><cite>RE_expert44 posted...</cite> <quote>r/Thathappened r/Iamverybadass</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Deuce_ 07/05/17 5:43:59 PM #4:	What is a Cheeto? --- https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7QvRzhVwAAWvXC.jpg:large <cite>_Deuce_ posted [p:882389243] in Got into a... [t:75534706]...</cite> <quote>What is a Cheeto?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NocturnalLight 07/05/17 5:44:00 PM #5:	Magnificent tale, brethren. <cite>NocturnalLight posted [p:882389248] in Got into a... [t:75534706]...</cite> <quote>Magnificent tale, brethren.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DragonGirlYuki 07/05/17 5:44:29 PM #6:	_Deuce_ posted... What is a Cheeto? --- ~Yuki~ <cite>DragonGirlYuki posted [p:882389270] in Got into a... [t:75534706]...</cite> <quote><cite>_Deuce_ posted...</cite> <quote>What is a Cheeto?</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 07/05/17 5:44:56 PM #7:	_Deuce_ posted... What is a Cheeto? I think its a cheetah with sunglasses --- http://i.imgtc.com/zPvnLh0.gif <cite>Touch posted [p:882389288] in Got into a... [t:75534706]...</cite> <quote><cite>_Deuce_ posted...</cite> <quote>What is a Cheeto?</quote> I think its a cheetah with sunglasses</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CrimsonAngeI 07/05/17 5:45:27 PM #8:	I saw Soggy_Burger at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly. --- https://i.imgtc.com/MEH27cg.png <cite>CrimsonAngeI posted [p:882389319] in Got into a... [t:75534706]...</cite> <quote>I saw Soggy_Burger at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 07/05/17 5:45:30 PM #9:	someone was taking forever to order with family in line the other day at taco bell, peeved yes but it's not something we freak out about :(. --- Embrace the rage, my dear boy. Let the cortisol levels shave hour after hour off your general life expectancy - Starmieketone <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:882389325] in Got into a... [t:75534706]...</cite> <quote>someone was taking forever to order with family in line the other day at taco bell, peeved yes but it's not something we freak out about :(.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PostCrisisJ2 07/05/17 5:45:59 PM #10:	_Deuce_ posted... What is a Cheeto? I'm assuming that the TC got into a physical fight with an actual living, breathing cheeto. --- spritual powah will never die Don't be shy to drop a PM to me, I'm always open for conversation. <cite>PostCrisisJ2 posted [p:882389364] in Got into a... [t:75534706]...</cite> <quote><cite>_Deuce_ posted...</cite> <quote>What is a Cheeto?</quote> I'm assuming that the TC got into a physical fight with an actual living, breathing cheeto.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Soggy_Burger 07/05/17 5:56:53 PM #11:	RE_expert44 posted... r/Thathappened r/Iamverybadass Yes it did happen. Not trying to be badass. _Deuce_ posted... What is a Cheeto? A subhuman fedoraneck. kingdrake2 posted... someone was taking forever to order with family in line the other day at taco bell, peeved yes but it's not something we freak out about :(. Right? --- Coyotes-Suns-Cardinals-Diamondbacks Plz be good Louis... <cite>Soggy_Burger posted [p:882389962] in Got into a... [t:75534706]...</cite> <quote><cite>RE_expert44 posted...</cite> <quote>r/Thathappened r/Iamverybadass</quote> Yes it did happen. Not trying to be badass. <cite>_Deuce_ posted...</cite> <quote>What is a Cheeto?</quote> A subhuman fedoraneck. <cite>kingdrake2 posted...</cite> <quote>someone was taking forever to order with family in line the other day at taco bell, peeved yes but it's not something we freak out about :(.</quote> Right?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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