Current Events > Hypothetical : liberal anti-trump protesters are blocking the road.

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UnfairRepresent
07/07/17 1:29:46 PM
#1:


You're driving home one day when you get a phone call from the hospital saying your son/dog is on trouble and you need to come quick.

Your phone then loses all reception and traffic slows as hundreds of painted protestors block the road, marching in circles and shouting "dump the trump!" Over and over


What do you do?
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Lightsasori
07/07/17 1:31:01 PM
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Call the police on their ass. These assholes should not be blocking the road.
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Anarchy_Juiblex
07/07/17 1:32:51 PM
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Press the button that makes my car raise 20 feet into the air and drive past them, not falling for Dastardly's tricks.
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Lorenzo_2003
07/07/17 1:41:32 PM
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My first instinct would be to run their worthless asses over. But I'd be arrested at the hospital, so that's a no go. I'll probably have to get out and get there on foot. Is it within 10 miles?
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Bio1590
07/07/17 1:42:00 PM
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DevsBro
07/07/17 1:42:55 PM
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Ask someone to borrow a phone, then call 911 and give them my address and the situation at home.

Wait I read that wrong. Drive to the hospital. It's a few blocks away, and if traffic is blocked completely I wouldn't even be able to get on the freeway to get stuck in the fist place.
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Were_Wyrm
07/07/17 1:43:18 PM
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I would find it hard to believe my son/dog hybrid isn't in a lab somewhere being studied.
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UnfairRepresent
07/07/17 1:45:11 PM
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Your phone then loses all reception


Lightsasori posted...
Call the police on their asses


Errrrmm
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l33t_iRk3n_Rm33
07/07/17 1:46:14 PM
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The phone suddenly losing reception makes this instantly a hypothetical not worth thinking about.
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Anarchy_Juiblex
07/07/17 1:46:50 PM
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l33t_iRk3n_Rm33 posted...
The phone suddenly losing reception makes this instantly a hypothetical not worth thinking about.


Yeah that's . . . the only reason.
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Lightsasori
07/07/17 1:48:06 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...


Your phone then loses all reception


Lightsasori posted...
Call the police on their asses


Errrrmm


Then I'll borrow someone else's phone or ask them if they could call the police on their ass.
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VectorChaos
07/07/17 1:48:21 PM
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Calmly drive through them. They'll move. Or win a Darwin award.
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faizan_faizan
07/07/17 1:49:31 PM
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l33t_iRk3n_Rm33 posted...
The phone suddenly losing reception makes this instantly a hypothetical not worth thinking about.

How would it even make sense? Sounds like an alt-right horror movie.
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ThePrinceFish
07/07/17 1:49:33 PM
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Slowly edge forward in an attempt to scoot on through. Once they surround my car and start beating on my windows though, the gas gets pressed.
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UnfairRepresent
07/07/17 1:51:01 PM
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faizan_faizan posted...
l33t_iRk3n_Rm33 posted...
The phone suddenly losing reception makes this instantly a hypothetical not worth thinking about.

How would it even make sense? Sounds like an alt-right horror movie.

Your phone has never lost reception before?

Or had its battery die ?


I think youee just cowardly evading the question
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faizan_faizan
07/07/17 1:53:16 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
faizan_faizan posted...
l33t_iRk3n_Rm33 posted...
The phone suddenly losing reception makes this instantly a hypothetical not worth thinking about.

How would it even make sense? Sounds like an alt-right horror movie.

Your phone has never lost reception before?

Or had its battery die ?


I think youee just cowardly evading the question

Of all the times it could lose reception, it only does so when there's a liberal protest going on?

To answer your question, walk to my destination/take the bus etc. I obviously can't run them over, no matter how much I'd want to, though.
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l33t_iRk3n_Rm33
07/07/17 1:54:29 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Your phone has never lost reception before?

Not in a populated area like the one you're describing. Phones don't just lose reception because they feel like it, they lose it when you're in an area the signal can't reach.

Or had its battery die ?

Aren't car chargers great? Never leave home without one.

I think youee just cowardly evading the question

For how implausible this scenario is, you might as well be asking what I'd do if I were a cop and Ganondorf appeared and I had to choose between saving Hyrule or not looking racist with my Master Sword bullets.
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Trigg3rH4ppy
07/07/17 1:54:30 PM
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Tell my dogson to go get fucked and I join the protest
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The Great Muta 22
07/07/17 2:00:04 PM
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Why is TC trying to bait people into saying they'd commit vehicular manslaughter?
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OpheliaAdenade
07/07/17 2:05:02 PM
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The Great Muta 22 posted...
Why is TC trying to bait people into saying they'd commit vehicular manslaughter?


Because honestly, it isn't hard to believe that folks like the admiral and mal_fet would gleefully run over a group of librul protesters if they got the chance.
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UnfairRepresent
07/07/17 2:13:04 PM
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l33t_iRk3n_Rm33 posted...

For how implausible this scenario is, you might as well be asking what I'd do if I were a cop and Ganondorf appeared and I had to choose between saving Hyrule or not looking racist with my Master Sword bullets.

A protest and (potentially related) inability to make a phone call is so unreaslistic that you are render incapable of basic thought?


Either you're calling yourself an idiot or you're admitting to being a coward who won't answer the question.

Make your choice
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SkittyOnWailord
07/07/17 2:13:04 PM
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Unless they're blocking the middle of a freeway and I can't get to an exit, then I'll just find a way around them and go a different way home. It's not like there's only one road home.
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Zeeak4444
07/07/17 2:18:35 PM
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OpheliaAdenade posted...
The Great Muta 22 posted...
Why is TC trying to bait people into saying they'd commit vehicular manslaughter?


Because honestly, it isn't hard to believe that folks like the admiral and mal_fet would gleefully run over a group of librul protesters if they got the chance.


Honestly I wouldn't be surprised to see a lot of the left here do the same thing for a right protest.

Both sides are really slipping off the edge.

On topic, if the situation was that dire I'll off-road my car through whatever I had to. First would be the sidewalk, if that's blocked I'll smash through a sign or bush if it's the only way to get past them without injuring any of them and my getting to the hospital is the top priority.
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TiamatKiller
07/07/17 2:20:09 PM
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Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
Press the button that makes my car raise 20 feet into the air and drive past them, not falling for Dastardly's tricks.


Inspector Gadget!?
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Zeeak4444
07/07/17 2:22:17 PM
#25:


TiamatKiller posted...
Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
Press the button that makes my car raise 20 feet into the air and drive past them, not falling for Dastardly's tricks.


Inspector Gadget!?


Wacky races breh.
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DifferentialEquation
07/07/17 2:22:37 PM
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I would get out of the car and start yelling that someone on the other side of town is giving away free abortions and free college. That would get them to clear out pretty quickly.
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Zeeak4444
07/07/17 2:25:37 PM
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DifferentialEquation posted...
I would get out of the car and start yelling that someone on the other side of town is giving away free abortions and free college. That would get them to clear out pretty quickly.


Maintain what little dignity you have left dude.
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UnfairRepresent
07/07/17 2:26:01 PM
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TiamatKiller posted...
Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
Press the button that makes my car raise 20 feet into the air and drive past them, not falling for Dastardly's tricks.


Inspector Gadget!?

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davyheinz
07/07/17 2:27:33 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
l33t_iRk3n_Rm33 posted...

For how implausible this scenario is, you might as well be asking what I'd do if I were a cop and Ganondorf appeared and I had to choose between saving Hyrule or not looking racist with my Master Sword bullets.

A protest and (potentially related) inability to make a phone call is so unreaslistic that you are render incapable of basic thought?


Either you're calling yourself an idiot or you're admitting to being a coward who won't answer the question.

Make your choice

Lmao, are you feeling edgy like Jigsaw now?
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FaultyGourry
07/07/17 2:52:28 PM
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Slowly pull forward, roll down the window and tell them why I need to get through. If they still don't move, I'd try not to hurt anyone but my vehicle is going through one way or another..
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Questionmarktarius
07/07/17 3:43:49 PM
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Son-dog?
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StarReaper13
07/07/17 3:46:24 PM
#32:


UnfairRepresent posted...

A protest and (potentially related) inability to make a phone call is so unreaslistic that you are render incapable of basic thought?


Either you're calling yourself an idiot or you're admitting to being a coward who won't answer the question.

Make your choice

It is unrealistic considering the location. If you were to say this was in a rural area in the middle of nowhere it'd fit better.
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UnfairRepresent
07/07/17 3:53:46 PM
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StarReaper13 posted...

It is unrealistic considering the location

I never said a location

And it's a HYPOTHETICAL
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StarReaper13
07/07/17 6:14:29 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
StarReaper13 posted...

It is unrealistic considering the location

I never said a location

And it's a HYPOTHETICAL

We're in America, there are liberals. It'd have to be a town/city because they aren't going to be in a rural area, otherwise it's a alternate universe where the laws we live by now may not be the same.
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Nomadic View
07/07/17 6:50:52 PM
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If my daughter is already at the hospital, then there's not much I can really do anyway. I'll wait, find another way, etc. If my daughter is in the car with me and I need to get through, then I'm plowing though.

My daughter's life is worth more than all of their lives combined then tripled.
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UnfairRepresent
07/08/17 2:02:58 AM
#36:


Nomadic View posted...

My daughter's life is worth more than all of their lives combined then tripled.

I'm sure their parents will be thrilled to hear that
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ChromaticAngel
07/08/17 2:08:30 AM
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Fire shots into the air. They'll all run away after that.
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Annihilated
07/08/17 2:09:38 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Nomadic View posted...

My daughter's life is worth more than all of their lives combined then tripled.

I'm sure their parents will be thrilled to hear that


Yeah because terrorists come from such an upstanding loving family.
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UnfairRepresent
07/08/17 2:56:58 AM
#39:


Annihilated posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Nomadic View posted...

My daughter's life is worth more than all of their lives combined then tripled.

I'm sure their parents will be thrilled to hear that


Yeah because terrorists come from such an upstanding loving family.

Itp: liberals = terrorists
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HogRiderreturns
07/08/17 3:02:06 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Annihilated posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Nomadic View posted...

My daughter's life is worth more than all of their lives combined then tripled.

I'm sure their parents will be thrilled to hear that


Yeah because terrorists come from such an upstanding loving family.

Itp: liberals = terrorists

Pretty much.
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UnfairRepresent
07/08/17 10:08:44 AM
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HogRiderreturns posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Annihilated posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Nomadic View posted...

My daughter's life is worth more than all of their lives combined then tripled.

I'm sure their parents will be thrilled to hear that


Yeah because terrorists come from such an upstanding loving family.

Itp: liberals = terrorists

Pretty much.

Oh u
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The Great Muta 22
07/08/17 10:29:54 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
StarReaper13 posted...

It is unrealistic considering the location

I never said a location

And it's a HYPOTHETICAL


Why are you so angry people won't tell you they'd kill others?
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UnfairRepresent
07/08/17 10:34:26 AM
#43:


The Great Muta 22 posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
StarReaper13 posted...

It is unrealistic considering the location

I never said a location

And it's a HYPOTHETICAL


Why are you so angry people won't tell you they'd kill others?



Why do you keep beating children with a copper pipe when they ignore your leading questions?


I'm not angry nor do I want people to kill each other.
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GODTIER
07/08/17 10:37:46 AM
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l33t_iRk3n_Rm33 posted...
The phone suddenly losing reception makes this instantly a hypothetical not worth thinking about.



you obviously dont have tmobile
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Nomadic View
07/08/17 6:02:22 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Nomadic View posted...

My daughter's life is worth more than all of their lives combined then tripled.

I'm sure their parents will be thrilled to hear that


Don't care.
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