Current Events > ITT: The Adventures of Cuckleberry Finn, written by CE

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Welcome CE. In this topic we'll be writing our own story, "The Adventures of Cuckleberry Finn," one sentence at a time.

So let's begin;


"One day Cuckleberry Finn was out by the river, dressing his man bun and eating a gluten-free vegan bagel, when suddenly he saw something that triggered him.
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He couldn't figure out what it was at first.
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Then he realized it was Tom Voyeur ****ing his wife.
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Cuckleberry grew angry, feeling his skin become heated under his flannel shirt.
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Thankfully BBC Jim came over to counsel Cuckleberry before he did something rash.
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Jim reminded Cuckleberry that there is no way Trump will win the election, so even if his wife is getting plowed by other men, he can take comfort in the fact that his hero Hillary Clinton will end up being president.

But then the lizards intervened
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Jim then stated that he's British, and his name is actually Westley.

Westley revealed that he was sent by the UK government to help fight the lizards masquerading as the republican members of congress.
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BBC Westley whips out a pair of wayfarer styled sunglasses and tells Cuckleberry to put them on and look at the members of congress again.
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