Current Events > should virgins be allowed to drive on the roads?

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Two_Dee
07/09/17 1:56:04 PM
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would you feel safe knowing the driver behind you could well be a virgin?
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/09/17 1:57:06 PM
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Absolutely not. What if they get all sex crazy and try ramming into me? I can't have that.
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SGT_Conti
07/09/17 1:59:39 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Absolutely not. What if they get all sex crazy and try ramming into me? I can't have that.

Is this a euphemism
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ArchiePeck
07/09/17 2:02:43 PM
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Trick question - they don't leave the house LOL
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Turtlebread
07/09/17 2:03:21 PM
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Can you imagine a virgin trying to reverse parallel park? I'm cringing thinking about it
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CapnMuffin
07/09/17 2:04:35 PM
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Yes. They should have the "Virgin Driver" sticker though.
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weapon_d00d816
07/09/17 2:13:18 PM
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Absolutely not. I want to feel safe knowing that there are no drivers on the road currently masturbating.
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Offworlder1
07/09/17 2:14:23 PM
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Low quality bait detected
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JSancton
07/09/17 2:26:29 PM
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Yes bc I'm not driving tc around when he can't drive anymore.
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DragonPick
07/09/17 2:41:45 PM
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What if they start having nocturnal emissions and make the road too slick to drive on. It's a public safety issue.
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IR_G
07/09/17 8:13:42 PM
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DragonPick posted...
What if they start having nocturnal emissions and make the road too slick to drive on. It's a public safety issue.

Slick yet sticky.
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