Current Events > Stepped on a Cheeto at the park this evening!

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Out with some friends tonight. A bit drunk and we had a soccer ball we found so were kicking it around.

Anyway this Cheeto comes and sits down and starts reading a magazine. Not a big deal normally, but instead of sitting on the bleachers or on the side of the field he sits right near one of the goals that we were clearly using.

Go over to him and ask if he can move and he declares that it's a public park and he can sit wherever he wants. We say whatever but warn him it's not our fault if he gets hurt.

Sure enough the ball hits him and he starts freaking out telling us to go away. At this point were fed up with this Cheeto talking back so we all go over to him and tell him to read his magazine elsewhere (Seriously who the fuck still reads magazines?). He refuses to move so I stepped on his shin.

Of course he jumped ship soon afterwards like the wiener he was. Stupid Cheetos I swear.
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